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(ABC Local)   Eighty two year old woman charged with multiple burglaries. Facing a life sentence of five years in jail   (abclocal.go.com ) divider line
    More: Misc, burglary, Glendora  
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2012-09-04 09:12:29 PM  
So all eighty women will be released when they are seven?
 
2012-09-04 11:03:27 PM  
Grandma?
 
2012-09-04 11:04:07 PM  
Another article quoted her as saying she wouldn't have to rob places if the government gave people more money. No lie. Can't find that article now.
 
2012-09-04 11:04:53 PM  

Lord Jubjub: So all eighty women will be released when they are seven?


Over in one..
 
2012-09-04 11:07:49 PM  
An 82-year-old woman was charged on Tuesday... police say she is an ex-con with a history of pulling jobs going back to 1955.

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Mrs. Lesh?
 
2012-09-04 11:13:56 PM  
What sort of hot mess was that link?

/NoScript is on for a reason
 
2012-09-04 11:25:01 PM  
My hair is a bird. Your warrant is invalid.

scallywagandvagabond.com
 
2012-09-04 11:25:20 PM  

jayphat: Another article quoted her as saying she wouldn't have to rob places if the government gave people more money. No lie. Can't find that article now.


Saw the same article. What a piece of work.
 
2012-09-04 11:27:14 PM  
Wait, is she hot?

//not a bookmark for 80+ years old hotties
 
2012-09-04 11:28:20 PM  
Granny, you're throwing your life away, and you could have done so much with your life instead of wasting it away in jail!

/story makes it sound like she should have never left prison
 
2012-09-04 11:38:23 PM  
...aaaaaaaand Black.

Yep. Guess it isn't age, just genetics.
 
2012-09-05 12:19:01 AM  

ThatDarkFellow: ...aaaaaaaand Black.

Yep. Guess it isn't age, just genetics.


What an intelligent thing to say.
 
2012-09-05 01:12:30 AM  
When I was a teenager an 84 year old woman broke into my house while I was in it and threatened me with a knife. I quickly turned on the microwave and it caused her pace maker to stop. She had a heart attack and died. Who needs a microwave that seats 8.
 
2012-09-05 01:36:10 AM  

ThatDarkFellow: ...aaaaaaaand Black.

Yep. Guess it isn't age, just genetics.


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2012-09-05 02:20:18 AM  
Would wife.
 
2012-09-05 04:15:10 AM  
I wasn't aware you could sentence a two year old to prison, let alone eighty of them.
 
2012-09-05 07:33:50 AM  
Hi there!

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