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(First Coast News)   Eighteen-year-old Lake City man to police: 'The devil' tried to use his body to rape 13-year-old girl   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 120
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2012-09-04 08:37:50 PM
He was just trying to turn his dick around.
He'll make a fine cop.
 
2012-09-04 08:41:30 PM
18 is not a man.

That said, Quezucotl cures people of the desire to rape. 100% success rate. Ship this cat to Mexico and and lets dig up some Aztec priests and a flint knife.
 
2012-09-04 08:53:58 PM
I'm sure that will go over will with a jury.
 
2012-09-04 08:54:38 PM
*well*, go over well.
 
2012-09-04 08:55:56 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-04 09:02:17 PM
I would think the devil would have more discerning tastes in vessels.
 
2012-09-04 09:05:29 PM
Sounds legit.
 
2012-09-04 09:22:48 PM
Well, God does have a history of raping 13 year olds, and Satan is just God Light.
 
2012-09-04 09:30:48 PM
If it really was the devil, that girl would have been raped.
 
2012-09-04 10:21:37 PM
Sounds legitimate.
 
2012-09-04 10:30:56 PM
Yeah, and Buddha makes me bate to hentai nightly.
 
2012-09-04 10:42:07 PM

GAT_00: Well, God does have a history of raping 13 year olds, and Satan is just God Light.


i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-04 10:47:01 PM

GAT_00: Well, God does have a history of raping 13 year olds

 

13?

encrypted-tbn3.google.com 

13 is "milfy" in the ancient world
 
2012-09-04 10:55:26 PM

vudukungfu: He was just trying to turn his dick around.


You mean, a Key West Boomerang?
 
2012-09-04 11:25:28 PM

croesius: vudukungfu: He was just trying to turn his dick around.

You mean, a Key West Boomerang?


Had to look that one up. I don't think that's physically possible.
 
2012-09-04 11:35:52 PM

fusillade762: croesius: vudukungfu: He was just trying to turn his dick around.

You mean, a Key West Boomerang?

Had to look that one up. I don't think that's physically possible.


I've seen pictures and videos, it's possible
 
2012-09-04 11:36:08 PM

GAT_00: Well, God does have a history of raping 13 year olds


She got pregnant, though, so it wasn't legitimate.
 
2012-09-04 11:36:44 PM
White people excuses.. *click*

blog.ancientlasers.com
 
2012-09-04 11:37:13 PM
Hmm? The devil used your body to try to rape her? Then it shouldn't bother you when bubba uses your ass like a stinky poop filled vag.
 
2012-09-04 11:37:58 PM

Podna: fusillade762: croesius: vudukungfu: He was just trying to turn his dick around.

You mean, a Key West Boomerang?

Had to look that one up. I don't think that's physically possible.

I've seen pictures and videos, it's possible


Without putting those search terms in my history and causing me to suffer endless directed ads for who knows what, I'll just take a contextual guess and say "OW".
 
2012-09-04 11:41:43 PM
Why not, God talks to Michele Bachmann, and told Mitt Romney not to release his tax forms.
 
2012-09-04 11:42:52 PM
Flip Wilson unimpressed.
 
2012-09-04 11:42:58 PM

GAT_00: Well, God does have a history of raping 13 year olds, and Satan is just God Light.


Raped by the Light of Christ.
 
2012-09-04 11:45:26 PM
I'd like to meet the lawyer that could defend this guy with a straight face. Hell, if I was on the jury, I'd be held in contempt for laughing when I heard the alibi....gebus.

/obviously not the brightest bulb on the string
 
2012-09-04 11:46:32 PM
Man, I get off easy: the Devil just uses me to troll Fark.
 
2012-09-04 11:50:08 PM
back when creflo dollar made those public statements that the charges against him were 'the devil's work' i seriously, deeply wished that there would be a huge explosion of sulfur-laced smoke and a heartbreakingly beautiful man stepping forward to declare 'biatch, don't go blaming me for it, you did it all on your ownsome...' then vanishing in a cloud of smoke and blast of wailing of damned souls.

woulda been awesome.


/yeah, blame the devil. he's not gonna say it wasn't him, after all. what better scapegoat than one that won't defend himself?
 
2012-09-04 11:51:26 PM
Devils advocate here:

If you believe in the devil, or demons, or any evil presence, you have to at least CONSIDER this kids story.

Sure its not normal, but surely the devil could pull something like this off. If you believe in the devil, you HAVE to have a shadow of a doubt that he might be telling the truth. No jury is going to have ZERO people who believe in the devil.

might as well save time and let this kid go.
 
2012-09-04 11:51:46 PM
Well, I'm sold. Case closed!
 
2012-09-04 11:53:23 PM
img.fark.com: Dangling from the Bible Belt since 1845.
 
2012-09-04 11:53:34 PM
I feel sorry for the guy. I was possessed by the devil just last week. Totally stinks.
 
2012-09-04 11:53:51 PM

CommieTaoist: Yeah, and Buddha makes me bate to hentai nightly.


Buddhism does not work that way, ya clopper!
 
2012-09-04 11:54:24 PM
i599.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-04 11:55:15 PM

GAT_00: Well, God does have a history of raping 13 year olds, and Satan is just God Light.


To be fair, that was actually Zeus. The Christians just stole elements of an earlier religion.
 
2012-09-04 11:55:24 PM

I sound fat: Devils advocate here:

If you believe in the devil, or demons, or any evil presence, you have to at least CONSIDER this kids story.

Sure its not normal, but surely the devil could pull something like this off. If you believe in the devil, you HAVE to have a shadow of a doubt that he might be telling the truth. No jury is going to have ZERO people who believe in the devil.

might as well save time and let this kid go.


Yeah, seriously. For the staggering amount of people who believe that the devil made them cheat on their wives or do drugs and fark men in the ass, there's a distinct lack of acquittals "by demonic possession." If you're going to believe in this nonsense, then keep your worldview coherent. If it's equally plausible that a grown man raped a 13-year-old because he's a psychopathic pervert and that he raped a 13-year-old girl because the devil made him do it, that's reasonable doubt. The man should be acquitted.
 
2012-09-04 11:56:11 PM
I really hope that this guy finds out that the devil's favorite spot to hang out is in the men's correctional facilities showers.
 
2012-09-04 11:57:14 PM
I only fark for the Lord.

*oh god*oh god*oh god*oh...halleluja*sweet jesus*here's 20 bucks for the cab*
 
2012-09-04 11:59:56 PM

I sound fat: Devils advocate here:

If you believe in the devil, or demons, or any evil presence, you have to at least CONSIDER this kids story.

Sure its not normal, but surely the devil could pull something like this off. If you believe in the devil, you HAVE to have a shadow of a doubt that he might be telling the truth. No jury is going to have ZERO people who believe in the devil.


Yeah but the devil never did anything like that in the Bible. You would have a much better defense convincing believers that God told you to rape the girl because God actually did stuff like that in the Good Book (well murder anyway).
 
2012-09-05 12:03:04 AM
Florida tag got bumped for Scary?
 
2012-09-05 12:05:22 AM
Don't you know there ain't no Devil--that's just God when He's drunk.

/no way obscure.
 
2012-09-05 12:06:06 AM
Hey everybody, it's OK, he's religious.
 
2012-09-05 12:07:50 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

LOL. Found that by accident.
 
2012-09-05 12:08:10 AM
He raped, so that's how we know it's not legitemate Satan possession. Because if he's legitemately Satan possessed then his body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.
 
2012-09-05 12:10:45 AM

I sound fat: Devils advocate here:


I only read this part and nearly spit my soda out..
 
2012-09-05 12:22:14 AM
WHOH!
What... a RELIGIOUS person using their religeon as an excuse for the shiat they do!?!

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2012-09-05 12:22:28 AM
i670.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-05 12:23:46 AM
At this point, after repeatedly saying "no" and "stop," the girl was able to push away and escape.


Damn it, Satan. Are you even trying?
God rapes and kills more people than you do before he even opens his eyes at the beginning of the day, and yet you couldn't even do this.

How are people afraid of Satan? He's terrible at his job.
No wonder he was kicked out of the club.
 
2012-09-05 12:24:52 AM
LOL WHOOPS, GODDING IS HARD makes me laugh.

Oh boy :D
 
2012-09-05 12:30:12 AM

Police later arrived at Robinson's house, at which point he told officers "the devil tried to rape her in my body."


And here's to you Mr Robinson, Jesus hates you more than you will know, wo-wo-wo! May God strike you down, Mr Robinson, the depths of Hell hold a place for predators of children prey, hey-hey-hey!


/Where have you gone Chris Edward Hansen, a nation of parents turns it's eyes to you, woo-woo-woo!


userserve-ak.last.fm

 
2012-09-05 12:30:58 AM
I'm waiting for a return of people killing their 'fairy changeling children' because health care is out of their reach. And don't think it never happened here:


Irish Changeling in New York February 18, 2012
Posted by Beachcombing

Ok there has been a lot of energy and desperation spent on this
one: Beach has wasted, in fact, about six hours of his life trying
to chase down the story. If any reader should happen to find a
newspaper version there will be a bright shiny book of some
description put in the post in the very near future: at least to the
first. Drbeachcombing AT yahoo DOT com The book need not
involve fairies.

As we have noted here on other occasions the nineteenth-century
Irish sometimes mistreated children who they believed to be
changelings. To the best of Beachcombing's knowledge, among
western Europeans, this rather worrying behaviour was restricted to
the Gaels, at least in the later nineteenth century. However, as the
Irish travelled across the world at this date it follows that they may
have brought their habits with them to other places.
Beach knows of two sources that suggest that an Irish family in New
York mistreated and, in fact, killed a child believing that it was a fairy.
They seem to have burnt the poor bairn. Beachcombing tries not to
think about it too much.

'In 1877, in the city of New York, an Irish immigrant and his wife
burned their child to death under the delusion that they were ridding
themselves of a changeling.' 'Superstition and Crime', Popular
Science Monthly
54 (1898), 206-221 at 210. The author here, one
Evans is inexact and, as life is brief, Beach would have given up on it
or perhaps better would have come to the conclusion that the city,
the year and likely the outcome had got mixed up in Evans' sieve-like
mind.

However, another reference is more difficult to kick around the
backyard. The estimable, brilliant and witty Robert Hunt in Popular
Romances of the West of England: The Drolls, Traditions, and
Superstitions of Old Cornwall (London 1881) writes, 94: 'A friend
writes me: 'I saw an account in a newspaper the other day of an
Irishwoman who was brought before the magistrates, in New York,
for causing the death of a child by making it stand on hot coals to try
if it were her own truly-begotten child, or a changeling.''

So it happened and it seems to have happened in New York and it
happened prior to 1881. But where is the article in question? Are
there any other examples of Irish families bringing Irish fairy customs
with them?

***

24 Feb 2012: The great Boria Sax has written in with an article not to
the changeling case in question but from the New York Times in
1895 and referring to Bridget Cleary, perhaps the last changeling
killing. What Beachcombing finds fascinating is the way that
changeling violence had to be explained to Anglo-Saxon audiences.
It is this that makes Beach think the missing 'article' was not, as two
readers have suggested, an invention. 'An Irish correspondent of the
London Spectator writes to inform the readers of that paper that the
English papers seem to have missed the real point of that horrible
chapter in the history of superstition - the murder of Mrs Cleary in the
County of Tipperary. She did not fall victim to the belief in witchcraft
or in demoniacal possession - neither has any real hold in Ireland.
She perished owing to the belief to this hour singularly prevalent in
Munster, and, I am told, also in the West. A prominent tenet of the
believers in the fairies and their powers is the superstition of 'the
changeling'. Spenser in the Faery Queen writes. From thence a
Fairy thee unweeting reft, There as thou slepst in tender swaddling
band/ And her base elfin broods there for thee left; Such men do
changelings call, so change'd by fairies theft. In Munster when a child
appears delicate or a young woman consumptive or hysterical, the
conclusion often is that the child or woman has been carried off by
the fairies, to be made a playmate or nurse to the young fairies, and
that a fairy substitute resembling the person taken away is deposited
in its place, which belief is that if the changeling be tortured by fire,
its fairy parents will hear its cries, rush to its aid, carry it back to
fairyland, and at the same moment restor the real person, who will be
found sleeping calmly on the bed. Cleary and 'the neighbours'
evidently believed that the being they tortured was not Cleary's wife,
but a changeling. He addressed her 'In the name of God, are you
Bridget Boland?' (her maiden name) believing that thus adjured the
being would confess it was a fairy. He said when he set fire to her:
'You will soon see my wife come down the chimney' believing that
the fairies would snatch away the tortured fairy and restore his real
wife. Again, after the burning, many of the men of the locality sat up
all night in a 'fort' (earth embankment of ancient Irish village) armed
with black-handled knives [this detail is incorrect, Beach!]. These
poor people thought that a fairy procession would pass by; that in its
midst would be Mrs Cleary riding on a gray horse, and that if any one
rushed forward and cut her bonds with a black-handled knife (a
potent weapon against all evil spirits) she would at once be restored
to the world. In the tales of Terror Wonder it was thus that Fair Janet
rescued Tam Lin from the fairies. She sat at Giles Cross on
Halloween at the 'murk and midnight hour' when she sees the fairy
host go by. 'First she let the black pass/ and next she let the brown/
But quickly ran to the milk-white steed, And drew its rider down' Thus
fair Janet rescued Tam Lin; thus the poor dwellers on the slope of
Shere-na-mon (the witche's Hill, a haunted mountain) believed they
would rescue Bridget Cleary.'
Thanks Boria!

25/2/2012: Invisible writes in with this from The Democrat and
Standard Coshocton , Ohio 12 May 1903 from a story called
"Something About Ghost Stories, People Who Believed in the
Supernatural." By James Mugness. 'The author talks about the ghost
of Caesar, jack-o-lanterns, and ghostly folklore, but also mentions
ghost stories told by local men, including a black dog story, which I
have seen in earlier newspapers. I don't know if this tale is something
local or, more likely, folklore which he had read somewhere. Another
man, we are told, lost his wife in child bed. She was a beautiful
woman in life, but in death looked haggard and cadaverous. He
buried her, but afterwards a spectre haunted him which purported to
be the ghost of his wife, telling him she was not really dead, but was
living: and that haggard figure he had buried was not his wife, but
was substituted by some fairies for her. This spectre haunted him
nightly, claiming to be his wife, and one night, to convince him more
fully, she let the babe she had left with him nurse at her breast, and
dropped a few drops of breast milk on the bed-clothes, which was
plainly visible in the morning. The husband believed it an illusion but
couldn't get rid of the phantom. He told the matter to his pastor who
told him it was an illusion and to shake it off if he could. But the man
never fully got rid of it.'
As Invisible goes on to note this is a classic
changeling tale. It would be fascinating if this was recorded in the
US!' Thanks Invisible!
 
2012-09-05 12:34:36 AM
I wish the devil would use my body to go grocery shopping. I've been out of food for a while now.
 
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