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2012-09-04 08:53:19 PM  
If she can suck the chrome off of that trailer hitch while remembering to cup the TruckNutz, you know she's a keeper.
 
2012-09-04 09:00:50 PM  

brap: If she can suck the chrome off of that trailer hitch while remembering to cup the TruckNutz, you know she's a keeper.


www.hiloop.com
 
2012-09-04 09:03:24 PM  
Two hundred pound limit, farkers aren't going to be able to get much use out of it.
 
2012-09-04 09:14:20 PM  
www.geekzenith.com
 
2012-09-04 09:15:13 PM  
Does it come with a bottle insertion attachment?
 
2012-09-04 09:15:33 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com

^ Came across this in San Francisco a couple months ago. Sadly, no performers were present at that time.
 
2012-09-04 09:16:00 PM  
It doesn't look very safe. There isn't even a safety harness or seatbelt or even a seat, for that matter.

You probably can't drive down the street with a stripper on the pole.
 
2012-09-04 09:20:00 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It doesn't look very safe. There isn't even a safety harness or seatbelt or even a seat, for that matter.

You probably can't drive down the street with a stripper on the pole.


Just tie it to the bumper..

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2012-09-04 09:25:11 PM  
I drove one

It's a piece of shiat

Drives like a pig on stilts
 
2012-09-04 09:30:14 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It doesn't look very safe. There isn't even a safety harness or seatbelt or even a seat, for that matter.

You probably can't drive down the street with a stripper on the pole.


Is that a euphemism? Either way, I think I like your style.
 
2012-09-04 09:31:07 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: AverageAmericanGuy: It doesn't look very safe. There isn't even a safety harness or seatbelt or even a seat, for that matter.

You probably can't drive down the street with a stripper on the pole.

Is that a euphemism? Either way, I think I like your style.


Safety first.
 
2012-09-04 09:32:14 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I May Be Crazy But...: AverageAmericanGuy: It doesn't look very safe. There isn't even a safety harness or seatbelt or even a seat, for that matter.

You probably can't drive down the street with a stripper on the pole.

Is that a euphemism? Either way, I think I like your style.

Safety first.


...so use a condom when the stripper is getting on your pole.
 
2012-09-04 09:41:29 PM  
MpVpRb
I drove one
It's a piece of shiat
Drives like a pig on stilts


It isn't meant to be driven, it is meant to be seen in.

/And the stripper pole perfectly accents the function of that vehicle.
//I liked that blinged out pickup truck by Cadillac or Lincon with the tailgate that had hinges to swing out from the side.
 
2012-09-04 09:41:30 PM  

MpVpRb: I drove one

It's a piece of shiat

Drives like a pig on stilts


A pig on stilts still has better handling and goes 0 to 60 faster.
 
2012-09-04 09:41:34 PM  
Weld a trailer jack under the platform- 800 lbs easy-
 
2012-09-04 09:51:22 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: Weld a trailer jack under the platform- 800 lbs easy-


Okay, but who wants to see an 800 pound stripper?
 
2012-09-04 10:01:43 PM  
As long as there is a midget dancing next to her, sure. I could use a laugh.
 
2012-09-04 10:02:30 PM  
He had it built specially so he could stand up and take applause from the crowds.
pics.imcdb.org
 
2012-09-04 10:03:32 PM  

MpVpRb: I drove one

It's a piece of shiat

Drives like a pig on stilts


Well, sometimes you just feel the urge to show the world how small your dick is.
 
2012-09-04 10:24:55 PM  

pion: MpVpRb: I drove one

It's a piece of shiat

Drives like a pig on stilts

Well, sometimes you just feel the urge to show the world how small your dick is.


Isn't a Hummer enough?.
 
2012-09-04 10:48:44 PM  
img715.imageshack.us

/stay classy
//don't fart in the champagne room
 
2012-09-04 10:49:18 PM  
CygnusDarius ,
pion: MpVpRb: I drove one
It's a piece of shiat
Drives like a pig on stilts
Well, sometimes you just feel the urge to show the world how small your dick is.
Isn't a Hummer enough?.

A hummer is rural or suburban bling. A Escalade is urban bling. They are just different demographics.
 
2012-09-04 10:56:07 PM  
I'm glad to see this, if only to help replace the images of senior citizens with stripper med poles.
 
2012-09-04 11:00:25 PM  

Enemabag Jones: MpVpRb
I drove one
It's a piece of shiat
Drives like a pig on stilts

It isn't meant to be driven, it is meant to be seen in.

/And the stripper pole perfectly accents the function of that vehicle.
//I liked that blinged out pickup truck by Cadillac or Lincon with the tailgate that had hinges to swing out from the side.


My old stationwagon's tailgate did that too.

/miss that car.
 
2012-09-04 11:23:48 PM  

CygnusDarius: pion: MpVpRb: I drove one

It's a piece of shiat

Drives like a pig on stilts

Well, sometimes you just feel the urge to show the world how small your dick is.

Isn't a Hummer enough?.


Oh, a hummer is always enough.

\wink wink
\\If ya know what I mean
\\\I think ya do.
 
2012-09-04 11:24:07 PM  
Will it play music like the ice cream truck?
 
2012-09-04 11:25:56 PM  

Fano: Will it play music like the ice cream truck?


You're a sick, sick man.

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2012-09-04 11:29:26 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Hassan Ben Sobr: Weld a trailer jack under the platform- 800 lbs easy-

Okay, but who wants to see an 800 pound stripper?


I do. I'm not proud of that fact.
 
2012-09-05 12:59:24 AM  
I thought that was standard equipment on an Escalade.
 
2012-09-05 06:14:33 AM  
If it was more heavy duty you could haul round bales with it too.
/multi-tasker
 
2012-09-05 07:02:29 AM  
Well, you just put it on a truck that works instead of an Escalade.
 
2012-09-05 11:49:50 AM  
So...back about 7 or so years ago I used to do the car club/hanging out in the parking lot with the ricers thing. One day this rican dude pulls up in one of the ultra sized Escalades, the ones the size of a small bus. Dude gets out, pops the rear hatch, folds down a stripper pole. He then proceeds to crank his very loud stereo as a very ghetto-trahsy looking white girl gets out and starts dancing on the pole. The entire group (prob 100+ people) just stood there staring. Not in a "OMG shes hot" way, but in a "OMG WTF is this?" way.

/Target in New Tampa, County Line
//dunno if they still hang there, stopped doin that stuff in 06
 
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