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(Detroit Free Press)   Recent thefts may be the work of thieves   (freep.com) divider line 30
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2012-09-04 04:38:07 PM
Wow. Color me shocked.

Have there been any murders lately that are the work of murderers?
 
2012-09-04 04:44:33 PM
This comment courtesy of a commentator.
 
2012-09-04 05:36:54 PM
. . . and stupid article is the work of freeper!
 
2012-09-04 05:37:33 PM
TO THE ROMERO-COPTER!

*thwipthwipthwipthwip*
 
2012-09-04 05:37:39 PM
Mother of Romero gave birth to Romero? Oh what times we live in!
 
2012-09-04 05:40:13 PM
The Hero of Canton strikes again... and this time doesn't drop the money from his plane?
 
2012-09-04 05:40:21 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-09-04 05:40:24 PM

toraque: . . . and stupid article is the work of freeper!


Just in case you're serious, Freep is actually the Detroit Free Press, which is a reasonably respected newspaper.
 
2012-09-04 05:41:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Wow. Color me shocked.

Have there been any murders lately that are the work of murderers?


No. Most of the murders lately have been committed by career shoplifters.
 
2012-09-04 05:43:06 PM

Gyrfalcon: FirstNationalBastard: Wow. Color me shocked.

Have there been any murders lately that are the work of murderers?

No. Most of the murders lately have been committed by career shoplifters.


I guess it makes sense.

Most rapes are committed by Doctors with transvaginal probes.
 
2012-09-04 05:43:09 PM
And recent rapes may be the work of rapists.

/Is today "Celebrate Dumbassery Day"?
 
2012-09-04 05:44:26 PM

utsagrad123: The Hero of Canton strikes again... and this time doesn't drop the money from his plane?


Jane, Jane.....
 
2012-09-04 05:47:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Gyrfalcon: FirstNationalBastard: Wow. Color me shocked.

Have there been any murders lately that are the work of murderers?

No. Most of the murders lately have been committed by career shoplifters.

I guess it makes sense.

Most rapes are committed by Doctors with transvaginal probes.


Yes, but is it "legitimate rape"?
 
2012-09-04 05:49:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-04 05:49:59 PM
Is there no honor among theives?
 
2012-09-04 05:54:05 PM

bugmn99: Is there no honor among theives?


darlenetheartist.com
 
2012-09-04 05:59:29 PM

G.I.R.B.: FirstNationalBastard: Gyrfalcon: FirstNationalBastard: Wow. Color me shocked.

Have there been any murders lately that are the work of murderers?

No. Most of the murders lately have been committed by career shoplifters.

I guess it makes sense.

Most rapes are committed by Doctors with transvaginal probes.

Yes, but is it "legitimate rape"?


Only if it's committed by a legitimate rapist. So doctor rape is illegitimate, much like any babies that result.
 
2012-09-04 06:07:49 PM

Gyrfalcon: G.I.R.B.: FirstNationalBastard: Gyrfalcon: FirstNationalBastard: Wow. Color me shocked.

Have there been any murders lately that are the work of murderers?

No. Most of the murders lately have been committed by career shoplifters.

I guess it makes sense.

Most rapes are committed by Doctors with transvaginal probes.

Yes, but is it "legitimate rape"?

Only if it's committed by a legitimate rapist. So doctor rape is illegitimate, much like any babies that result.


What if you're raped by Therapist?
 
2012-09-04 06:20:51 PM

fluffybunny: Gyrfalcon: G.I.R.B.: FirstNationalBastard: Gyrfalcon: FirstNationalBastard: Wow. Color me shocked.

Have there been any murders lately that are the work of murderers?

No. Most of the murders lately have been committed by career shoplifters.

I guess it makes sense.

Most rapes are committed by Doctors with transvaginal probes.

Yes, but is it "legitimate rape"?

Only if it's committed by a legitimate rapist. So doctor rape is illegitimate, much like any babies that result.

What if you're raped by Therapist?


Is Therapist legitimate or did he get his certificate from one of those online services?
 
2012-09-04 06:22:08 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-09-04 06:36:38 PM
Waiting for Hero of Canton to show up...
 
2012-09-04 06:48:20 PM
www.hwdyk.com
 
2012-09-04 07:07:46 PM

Gyrfalcon: fluffybunny: Gyrfalcon: G.I.R.B.: FirstNationalBastard: Gyrfalcon: FirstNationalBastard: Wow. Color me shocked.

Have there been any murders lately that are the work of murderers?

No. Most of the murders lately have been committed by career shoplifters.

I guess it makes sense.

Most rapes are committed by Doctors with transvaginal probes.

Yes, but is it "legitimate rape"?

Only if it's committed by a legitimate rapist. So doctor rape is illegitimate, much like any babies that result.

What if you're raped by Therapist?

Is Therapist legitimate or did he get his certificate from one of those online services?


Oh, Therapist is bonafide alright. Got that Hollywood Upstairs Medical School hangin' right up on the wall.
 
2012-09-04 07:29:27 PM
Well thank goodness it wasn't two groups of drug addicts. Their kind should be taken off the streets. 
The danger addicts pose to society ( and children ,didn't think about them,did you? ) is horrendous.
At least thievery is victimless.
 
2012-09-04 08:17:14 PM

meyerkev: toraque: . . . and stupid article is the work of freeper!

Just in case you're serious, Freep is actually the Detroit Free Press, which is a reasonably respected newspaper.


not in the last couple of years, yet a turd has better reproach the the free republic
 
2012-09-04 08:34:08 PM
That's some good police work there, Lou.
 
2012-09-04 08:47:00 PM
Da Dadum Dum Dummmmmmm
 
2012-09-05 03:47:48 AM
can't believe I'm the first with this
Link

/good evening
 
2012-09-05 10:48:05 AM

unfriendly_cat: can't believe I'm the first with this
Link

/good evening


Quite funny, almost as good as Clarke and Dawe's "Front fell off"
 
2012-09-05 04:01:07 PM
Wellll at least there's some work to be had in this economy.
 
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