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(Jalopnik)   High speed naked sex games in a Ferrari allegedly killed the...why waste more words   (jalopnik.com) divider line 84
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2012-09-04 03:15:05 PM
Today is a good day for Ferrari in the news I see.

Those crazy kids these days.
 
2012-09-04 03:15:10 PM
Well, how fast were the sex games going?
 
2012-09-04 03:15:14 PM
A bad Chinese driver...who'da thunk it?
 
2012-09-04 03:15:54 PM
Radio star?
 
2012-09-04 03:17:02 PM
Me Chinese... me pull stunt... me drive quick and lick your *SCREEEECH* *WHAM*

/so very sorry
 
2012-09-04 03:17:20 PM
The Fap and the Furious?
 
2012-09-04 03:17:30 PM
Headlines that make the designers at Rockstar Games go "Hmmmmm"
 
2012-09-04 03:18:48 PM
all of my sex games are high speed.
unfortunately.
 
2012-09-04 03:18:53 PM
Sorry title distraction. The closest I get to any sort of delightfull combination of title mentioned is playing need for speed with a potential date.
 
2012-09-04 03:19:25 PM

utsagrad123: The Fap and the Furious?


The Chinese Job?
 
2012-09-04 03:20:43 PM

KickahaOta: Me Chinese... me pull stunt... me drive quick and lick your *SCREEEECH* *WHAM*


Raffing my ass off!
 
2012-09-04 03:20:44 PM

trappedspirit: Well, how fast were the sex games going?


I'm guessing about 69.

/Here all week, veal, waitress...
 
2012-09-04 03:20:46 PM

colon_pow: all of my sex games are high speed.
unfortunately.


Gone in 60 seconds?
 
2012-09-04 03:21:16 PM
Unimpressed:

www.topgear.com
 
2012-09-04 03:21:47 PM
That's a damn shame....what happened to that car.
 
2012-09-04 03:22:14 PM
He's got an awesome set of tools. He can fix it.
 
2012-09-04 03:22:25 PM
There was very little coverage of the crash in the Chinese media, as the people of the country would be enraged by yet another account of excess by the ruling class.

Meh. We got used to it here.
 
2012-09-04 03:23:18 PM
Oh right. Now I've read the article. The title was alot more fun than the actual article.
 
2012-09-04 03:23:24 PM
They couldn't afford clothes
 
2012-09-04 03:26:23 PM
That would be a good name of a band. "High speed naked sex games"
 
2012-09-04 03:27:19 PM
www.blogcdn.com

:( ....

:'( only does 198 mph
 
2012-09-04 03:28:50 PM
Hey this happened on my birthday! Awesome!
 
2012-09-04 03:28:59 PM
There was very little coverage of the crash in the Chinese media, as the people of the country would be enraged by yet another account of excess by the ruling class.

I was just talking to my buddy about how close they are to a huge class war
 
2012-09-04 03:30:06 PM
I thought the noble Communists were opposed to excess wealth in the hands of a few. Shouldn't the money spent on a Ferrari have been distributed to the proletariats so they wouldn't starve?
 
2012-09-04 03:32:18 PM
High speed sex games sound like a lot more fun than hunger games.
 
2012-09-04 03:36:26 PM
I do not recall "High Sex Games in a Ferrari" in Chairman Mao's Little Red Book.

What page was that again?
 
2012-09-04 03:38:15 PM

tommydee: KickahaOta: Me Chinese... me pull stunt... me drive quick and lick your *SCREEEECH* *WHAM*

Raffing my ass off!


Hey, hold my beer & watch this. Or sake, or whatever they drink.
 
2012-09-04 03:41:20 PM
Man, sounds like he closed out my bucket list in one evening.
At least he died doing what he loved.
/Yes that really is appropriate thing to say this time
 
2012-09-04 03:42:18 PM
... the cast of Jersey Shore?

... the Kardashian family?

... Honey Boo Boo and her mom?

Who, dear God, who was it? And can't I engage in some wishful thinking?
 
2012-09-04 03:42:45 PM

trickymoo: [www.blogcdn.com image 628x417]

:( ....

:'( only does 198 mph


You say that like you'd have a prayer in hell of getting up over 140 without your asshole imploding from the pressure of it puckering.
 
2012-09-04 03:44:07 PM

Kaka: I do not recall "High Sex Games in a Ferrari" in Chairman Mao's Little Red Book.

What page was that again?


Somewhere in the back, it's in the revised edition Deng put out
 
2012-09-04 03:46:11 PM

fickenchucker: I thought the noble Communists were opposed to excess wealth in the hands of a few. Shouldn't the money spent on a Ferrari have been distributed to the proletariats so they wouldn't starve?


You're mistaking Communist theory with Communist practice.
 
2012-09-04 03:46:43 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-09-04 03:48:06 PM
It even caused Chinese censors to restrict internet searches for the word "Ferrari."


Unreal. What a society they've built.
 
2012-09-04 03:53:06 PM
Gu spatted all over the road.
 
2012-09-04 03:55:32 PM

BigNumber12: It even caused Chinese censors to restrict internet searches for the word "Ferrari."


Unreal. What a society they've built.


Did they build a society or a mass prison? I'm having trouble telling.
 
2012-09-04 03:56:26 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Unimpressed:


That's probably how Stigs reproduce.
 
2012-09-04 04:03:16 PM
i541.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-04 04:09:11 PM
If they stuck to rickshaws, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2012-09-04 04:11:21 PM
To be fair. That's not a bad way to go.
 
2012-09-04 04:15:12 PM

utsagrad123: The Fap and the Furious?


You win.
 
2012-09-04 04:16:25 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Unimpressed:

[www.topgear.com image 315x498]


Some say he had sex in a Ferrari resulting in the death of the son of a Chinese official.
 
2012-09-04 04:22:22 PM

utsagrad123: The Fap and the Furious?


Two bodies incinerated on impact, it was actually "Fap Five."

/Well done sir
 
GBB
2012-09-04 04:27:30 PM

KickahaOta: Me Chinese... me pull stunt... me drive quick and lick your *SCREEEECH* *WHAM*


More like: Me Chinese. Me play trick. You drive fast and I suck ... *SCREEEECH* *WHAM*
 
2012-09-04 04:30:04 PM
So? Apparently, nothing of value was lost. That goes double if you consider the value of a life in China in general, for once applied to the ruling class.

/ok, maybe the car.
 
2012-09-04 04:40:23 PM

GRCooper: Headlines that make the designers at Rockstar Games go "Hmmmmm"


GTA has never had vehicles that can be cut in half. They need to hire the Carmageddon 2 people.
 
2012-09-04 04:41:22 PM
Now I want to watch Crash with Holly Hunter...

not that other Crash movie...
 
2012-09-04 04:51:08 PM
apparently not one of the cunning Ling Gu's
 
2012-09-04 04:53:53 PM

trickymoo: [www.blogcdn.com image 628x417]

:( ....

:'( only does 198 mph


How the hell do you fit three in there?
 
2012-09-04 04:55:35 PM
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LOL the sex-while-driving scene in The Chase appears pretty weird on-screen.... because it's so mechanically difficult in reality that it may be impossible.  What was going on there barely made any visual sense, so they eventually gave up trying to make it look real and started to chroma-key in a bunch of weird clouds and sunset, deliberately badly, to abandon all pretext of reality.

Blow job while driving, that's no problem. But I don't think that fit the plot's needs... plus, oddly enough, the ratings board would probably have FAR more problem with a blow job over intercourse here.
 
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