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(Business Insider)   Investors who are surprised to have lost money on the Facebook IPO obviously didn't bother to read the IPO document where it tells them that Facebook's revenues are on the decline   (businessinsider.com ) divider line
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2012-09-04 03:23:57 PM  
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It's like a girl who says "yeah, you can take me to dinner, but I'm not sleeping with you..." then, after dinner, you get all pissy because she won't sleep with you.
2012-09-04 03:34:15 PM  
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stonicus: It's like a girl who says "yeah, you can take me to dinner, but I'm not sleeping with you..." then, after dinner, you get all pissy because she won't sleep with you.


And then you go on Fark and complain that you're such a nice guy, but you can't get any because these dumb girls only like jerks. How come they don't like nice guys like me that act nice to get sex? Why oh why?
 
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