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(NYPost)   Watch out Democrats, when the GOP talks about giving you the "push back" at your own convention, you'd better watch out   (nypost.com) divider line 48
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2012-09-04 02:18:45 PM
5 votes:

Mikey1969: The Republican National Committee has opened up shop inside the NASCAR Plaza...

Seems like they'll fit right in. Doesn't NASCAR always turn to the left, though? Can't explain that.


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2012-09-04 12:37:59 PM
5 votes:
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2012-09-04 02:10:15 PM
4 votes:
Hey, how about that RNC convention bounce?

FiveThirtyEight Odds of Romney winning the election:
Aug 26: 30.6%
Sep 3: 25.2%
2012-09-04 02:05:08 PM
4 votes:
The Republican National Committee has opened up shop inside the NASCAR Plaza...

Seems like they'll fit right in. Doesn't NASCAR always turn to the left, though? Can't explain that.
2012-09-04 01:25:40 PM
4 votes:
Empty chairs, empty threats, empty heads

/Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2012 GOP
2012-09-04 01:21:32 PM
4 votes:
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2012-09-04 01:14:42 PM
4 votes:
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2012-09-04 01:13:18 PM
4 votes:
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2012-09-04 01:08:34 PM
4 votes:
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2012-09-04 01:08:18 PM
4 votes:
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2012-09-04 01:01:31 PM
4 votes:
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2012-09-04 02:05:57 PM
3 votes:

PanicMan: What should I do?


You should look out.
2012-09-04 02:05:43 PM
3 votes:

Dr Dreidel: What is that NDGT macro all about? I suspect is it feigned concern over the sarcastically-termed "badass"-ness, but from whence did it come?


Is that who that is? I always thought that it was Stanley from The Office.

/All black people look alike to me
2012-09-04 02:01:22 PM
3 votes:

SpectroBoy: Hi guys. Anyone post this yet?


You know what kind of person would say something like that? You guessed it. A badass.
2012-09-04 01:40:48 PM
3 votes:
Send in the Clowns....I mean...Tea Partiers...
2012-09-04 02:26:26 PM
2 votes:

dletter: Hey, how about that RNC convention bounce?

FiveThirtyEight Odds of Romney winning the election:
Aug 26: 30.6%
Sep 3: 25.2%


That's the Ryan bounce. When the Convention bounce fully kicks in the results next week, Romney should be around 20%. When both bounces wear off he should be sitting around 10%
2012-09-04 01:57:05 PM
2 votes:
Hi guys. Anyone post this yet?

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2012-09-04 01:44:29 PM
2 votes:
The "push back"? Is that along the lines of the "Dutch Rudder"?
2012-09-04 05:03:33 PM
1 votes:

Il Douchey: CPennypacker: Your answer to my question is "because" and then you just repeated your bad argument again. You're a true gem.

I think we're having communication difficulties. Let's try it this way:

Your quarterback keeps losing football games, but it's only because the other team has such a good defense. Next year their defense will be even better, but your quarterback won't be. You can't get rid of the other team, but you can bench your quarterback. Or, you can keep losing by even larger margins


yes, but does using the quarterback from the opposing team make things better, or will he throw the game so you lose even worse?
2012-09-04 04:52:53 PM
1 votes:

ghare: So, voting for the people and policies that CAUSED the disaster is the only solution. Riiiiiggghhht. I see you aren't old enough to remember 2008.


Him and the Tea Party. I'm always amazed that a group of really-old looking toddlers could have organized so well...
2012-09-04 04:51:41 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: qorkfiend: skullkrusher: or just went through the proper channels to get a permit for a definite period of time

Cops intent on breaking up a demonstration aren't going to be deterred by a valid permit...

sure. How often does that happen? I am not aware of any permitted OWS protests that were broken up while the protesters weren't breaking the law or violating the permits


With no outrage, there is no outrage. Fist pump the outrage!!!!!
2012-09-04 04:36:36 PM
1 votes:

vartian: [oi47.tinypic.com image 525x300]


Is it just my over-tuned antennae or is thee one screaming hell of a racist dog-whistle in that banner behind those guys?
2012-09-04 04:30:07 PM
1 votes:

that bosnian sniper: Fart_Machine: So what you're saying is that we should elect Romney so the GOP can fast track the failure unopposed. Sounds like quite the plan there.

I know more than a few people across the socialist spectrum, from full-on Marxist-Leninist all the way to Democratic Socialist, who are voting Romney for exactly that reason. Were I to ever vote Romney, that would be why.

The extreme left believes a Romney administration would be such an utter, unforgettable train wreck that it will cause an unprecedentedly hard, nationwide, swing to the left unprecedented by even the leftward swing during the FDR administration. Therefore, quite a few are voting for him.

What does that say about Romney as a candidate, here?


I somewhat expected that after the collapse at the end of the Bush administration to be honest. And at the time, it made a lot of sense: "Well, at least these's a silver lining - no one now living will ever be stupid enough to vote for Republican economic policies again!"

Oh, lordie of Lords, if only I had known...
2012-09-04 03:57:02 PM
1 votes:

Il Douchey: Calmamity: I'm certainly not better off than I was four years ago, but at least I know why, you obstructionist douche-weasels.

If you blame Obama's failure on GOP obstruction, you should know that the GOP will probably gain strength in both houses of Congress this year. So if Obama wins, it will mean even harder Obama failure, even more Obama excuses and you will be even worse off four years from now.

/We can't survive another term of failure, excuses and decline


So, voting for the people and policies that CAUSED the disaster is the only solution. Riiiiiggghhht. I see you aren't old enough to remember 2008.
2012-09-04 03:55:37 PM
1 votes:

Il Douchey: busy chillin': did I understand you correctly?

Not exactly. I'm saying that if opposition is your excuse for why Obama failed in his first term, he will only fail worse if he gets a second term. So rather than quibble over why it's not working, let's just concede that it's not working so we can turn the page.


I see, so because a bunch of douches won't work the guy we should vote for the douche that they will work with? that sounds like a great plan. By that logic, you would support any leader of a country as long as he had the support of his government?
2012-09-04 03:42:55 PM
1 votes:

L Ron Hubbard's Last Fart: Mikey1969: The Republican National Committee has opened up shop inside the NASCAR Plaza...

Seems like they'll fit right in. Doesn't NASCAR always turn to the left, though? Can't explain that.

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so twirling, twirling twirling towards freedom?
2012-09-04 03:02:51 PM
1 votes:

Il Douchey: CPennypacker: Your answer to my question is "because" and then you just repeated your bad argument again. You're a true gem.

I think we're having communication difficulties. Let's try it this way:

Your quarterback keeps losing football games, but it's only because the other team has such a good defense. Next year their defense will be even better, but your quarterback won't be. You can't get rid of the other team, but you can bench your quarterback. Or, you can keep losing by even larger margins


We're having communication difficulties because you're drooling all over yourself
2012-09-04 02:57:58 PM
1 votes:
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/someone had to be first...
2012-09-04 02:40:55 PM
1 votes:

Il Douchey: Calmamity: I'm certainly not better off than I was four years ago, but at least I know why, you obstructionist douche-weasels.

If you blame Obama's failure on GOP obstruction, you should know that the GOP will probably gain strength in both houses of Congress this year. So if Obama wins, it will mean even harder Obama failure, even more Obama excuses and you will be even worse off four years from now.

/We can't survive another term of failure, excuses and decline


So what you're saying is that we should elect Romney so the GOP can fast track the failure unopposed. Sounds like quite the plan there.
2012-09-04 02:38:55 PM
1 votes:

Il Douchey: busy chillin': did I understand you correctly?

Not exactly. I'm saying that if opposition is your excuse for why Obama failed in his first term, he will only fail worse if he gets a second term. So rather than quibble over why it's not working, let's just concede that it's not working so we can turn the page.


In short: Republicans are horrible assholes, so...vote Republican. Can't say I've heard that one before, so points for creativity I guess.
2012-09-04 02:31:37 PM
1 votes:
Just outside the security perimeter of the Democratic National Convention, Republicans have set up a "rapid response" unit whose job it is to make sure the pro-Obama message this week does not go un-challenged.

And I hope the cops treat these Republicans exactly the same way that cops around the country have been treating the Occupy movement.
2012-09-04 02:30:57 PM
1 votes:

Il Douchey: busy chillin': did I understand you correctly?

Not exactly. I'm saying that if opposition is your excuse for why Obama failed in his first term, he will only fail worse if he gets a second term. So rather than quibble over why it's not working, let's just concede that it's not working so we can turn the page.


So you're saying that we should reward the guys who saw Party over Country so that they will finally get to work and quit trying to be douchebags?
2012-09-04 02:29:22 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: The Republican National Committee has opened up shop inside the NASCAR Plaza...

Seems like they'll fit right in. Doesn't NASCAR always turn to the left, though? Can't explain that.


Awesome. But actually, it's just like driving a car according to Obama...if you want to go forward, go to D. if you want to go backwards, go to R.
2012-09-04 02:27:14 PM
1 votes:

Il Douchey: busy chillin': did I understand you correctly?

Not exactly. I'm saying that if opposition is your excuse for why Obama failed in his first term, he will only fail worse if he gets a second term. So rather than quibble over why it's not working, let's just concede that it's not working so we can turn the page.


If you concede that the republican obstructionism was the cuase of the problems of the last 4 years, how can you still claim it was Obama that failed?
2012-09-04 02:26:58 PM
1 votes:

KingPsyz: I'm waiting for anytime now for them to announce they're switching direction...


Funny part is, though. I heard that the main reason that we started our racing heading to the left in the FIRST place(Way back in the day when it was just horses) was because the Brits go to the right. We can't change now, that would be like giving in and saying that we want to be a part of their "empire"... What to do, what to do? Maybe eliminate NASCAR entirely? ;-)
2012-09-04 02:26:57 PM
1 votes:

mlkmandan: "Every president since the Great Depression, except Jimmy Carter and President Obama, who asked voters for a second term could look back at the last four years and say: 'You are better off today than you were four years ago,' the Charlotte-based team asked Monday"

Housing bubble burst.....yea.......equity is a shackle......you're better off without it
Jobs lost under Bush......hey....more time to spend with family
Lives lost to the war....well.....family time is overrated

What color is the sky in their world?


Depends.
2012-09-04 02:14:47 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Empty chairs, empty threats, empty heads

/Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2012 GOP


Smile when you say "Empty Chair"
2012-09-04 02:10:08 PM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: What is that NDGT macro all about?


De Grassey, you dolt!
2012-09-04 02:07:53 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: The Republican National Committee has opened up shop inside the NASCAR Plaza...

Seems like they'll fit right in. Doesn't NASCAR always turn to the left, though? Can't explain that.


Now that's funny, I don't care who you are...
2012-09-04 02:04:03 PM
1 votes:

Counter_Intelligent: SpectroBoy: Hi guys. Anyone post this yet?

You know what kind of person would say something like that? You guessed it. A badass.


Wait, you're telling me we've got a badass here? What should I do?
2012-09-04 02:03:47 PM
1 votes:

zappaisfrank: Actually, I am better off than I was four years ago.

So "nyah", Republidouches.


I said this same thing in a thread yesterday. You'll be happy to know that we don't count, apparently!
2012-09-04 02:03:13 PM
1 votes:
Republicans are so used to believing the last thing they heard they just can't conceive of this plan not working.

Someone should put on a Mitt Romeny mask and tell them it won't work, then watch them shrug their shoulders, pack up and leave.
2012-09-04 01:56:36 PM
1 votes:

zappaisfrank: Actually, I am better off than I was four years ago.

So "nyah", Republidouches.


So am I, and so is the country--by a helluva lot. The Republicans are playing with fire--by inviting comparisons to the end of the Bush presidency. Serious shiat was on the verge of going down.
2012-09-04 01:54:48 PM
1 votes:
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2012-09-04 01:44:28 PM
1 votes:
tucsoncitizen.com

It's all they got.
2012-09-04 01:41:19 PM
1 votes:
I'm certainly not better off than I was four years ago, but at least I know why, you obstructionist douche-weasels.
2012-09-04 01:40:26 PM
1 votes:
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2012-09-04 01:23:15 PM
1 votes:
what are you getting at, submitter? should we maybe watch out?
 
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