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(Cracked)   Hate it when movies seem too fake? Here are five true stories that were removed from movies because they were too realistic   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Dillingered, Cloverfield, von Stauffenberg, Johnny Depp, just the fact, Tom Cruise, Statue of Liberty, hate  
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20684 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 04 Sep 2012 at 2:13 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-04 03:54:35 PM  
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Too bad they took that out of the package, it would've been worth a fortune.
2012-09-04 02:40:35 PM  
2 votes:
Fire in the sky?
2012-09-04 04:24:31 PM  
1 vote:
Even more impressive:

-- In "The Wire" Omar is shot and killed by a ten year-old boy. In reality the person upon whom Omar was based was killed by a developing fetus in his then-pregnant girlfriend. The fetus convinced his mother to feed "Omar" bad mussels.

-- Von Stauffenburg's three missing fingers were in fact grafted below his penis, enabling him to offer his wife various pink/stink configurations not found in nature. He also delighted his children every Christmas by dropping his pants and doing Zoidberg impressions while drunk.

-- Dillinger could fart the Bill of Rights, but only while sleeping. The 2nd Amendment always smelled better than the other amendments.

-- The green patina on the Statue of Liberty came from workers urinating on her during construction. The origins of the hard clear residue around her mouth and anus are less certain.

-- Russell Crowe was not the first choice to play Gluteus Maximus in "Gladiator". The director originally wanted Mel Gibson, but was put off by Mel's insistence on replacing the Christians with Jews and the lions with Republicans during the arena scenes.
2012-09-04 03:08:55 PM  
1 vote:

Bith Set Me Up: Also, Amon Goeth was even more monstrous than Spielberg showed him to be in "Schindler's List".

Goeth was so twisted, the SS discharged him and he got committed to a mental institution. When the SS would rather you stayed the hell away, that's pretty much the gold standard of crazy.
2012-09-04 02:52:44 PM  
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2012-09-04 02:25:30 PM  
1 vote:
Not listed: the new Superman movie.
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