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(Cracked)   Hate it when movies seem too fake? Here are five true stories that were removed from movies because they were too realistic   (cracked.com) divider line 9
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2012-09-04 01:29:02 PM
3 votes:
List fails without Audie Murphy.
2012-09-04 03:54:35 PM
2 votes:
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Too bad they took that out of the package, it would've been worth a fortune.
2012-09-04 03:18:59 PM
2 votes:
Yeesh, just post this link instead of some warmed-over Cracked shiat.
2012-09-04 02:45:23 PM
2 votes:
TFA: They even had their own freaking action figures: Here's a gladiator figurine from that era that still survives, though sadly someone misplaced all the accessories and the file card.

washington.edu

This one originally came with a little spring-loaded rocket launcher, but had no kung fu grip.
In the end, they cut all that stuff, because to most people, it would look as realistic as the Genie from Aladdin putting on a Goofy hat and a Hawaiian shirt. Hey, maybe when they do movies about Jersey Shore 1,500 years from now, no one will believe that shiat was real either.


Why did they use farking Aladdin for reference and not the Disney movie with actual grecoroman stuff that featured a hero who endorsed products and whose face was plastered across the land and even got figurines made in his likeness? It's even a plot point of the movie...

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2012-09-04 05:50:38 PM
1 votes:
Klaus von Stauffenberg was a tall blond Prussian aristocrat with a distinguished military history and a noble family. He was portrayed in the movie by this:

cache.gawker.com

A short dumpy actor with a squeaky voice who believes in space aliens. How sad is that.
2012-09-04 03:47:11 PM
1 votes:
King Something: List fails without Audie Murphy.

Simo Häyhä Laughs at Audie Murphy's small body count
2012-09-04 03:44:12 PM
1 votes:
Is that Obama 2016 movie on the list?
2012-09-04 03:40:49 PM
1 votes:
Comedy was added to this originally serious documentary feature to lessen any accusations of over-the-top ridiculousness.

www.posterspoint.com
2012-09-04 02:40:35 PM
1 votes:
Fire in the sky?
 
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