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(Free Republic)   Freeper muses about why "Obummer" is so confident: "First, I apologize to those offended by my purposeful title misspelling...we are in 1984 and they are watching, so I am protecting myself." And then it gets weird   (freerepublic.com) divider line 168
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2012-09-04 10:08:52 AM  
I honestly don't know what to say about that.
 
2012-09-04 10:09:11 AM  
So we're just cutting out the middleman and instagreening actual Freeper links, now?
 
2012-09-04 10:10:18 AM  

IlGreven: So we're just cutting out the middleman and instagreening actual Freeper links, now?


just sit back and enjoy the crazy.
 
2012-09-04 10:11:03 AM  
I don't want to read it. It may be my dad.
 
2012-09-04 10:11:17 AM  
No chance in hell I'm clicking on a Free Republic link. Someone want to post it?
 
2012-09-04 10:12:12 AM  
A Freeper link?

*checks to make sure Life insurance is paid up*

Alright I'm going in.

*click*

First, I apologize to those offended by my purposeful title misspelling...we are in 1984 and they are watching, so I am protecting myself.

We're gonna need more tinfoil.

S***s, the puppet master...

A lot more.

Call me crazy if you wish.

Done and done.
 
2012-09-04 10:14:38 AM  
If there's one thing that's still pure about the internet, it's the unhinged conspiracy nuts who love getting their message out.

Also, someone who's concerned about being watched by Big Brother should probably come up with some cleverer code words. 0bummer and Biteme are pretty obvious, but redacting people's names with the same number of asterisks as letters you removed is even more so.
 
2012-09-04 10:15:18 AM  
Had to read it and was glad to see it wasn't my dad. No mention of guns or 'standing around at events making people uncomfortable'. Good job, Dad!
 
2012-09-04 10:16:08 AM  
From the comments:

Obama is a marxist, pure and simple. His grandparents, who raised him, were marxists. His mother and "father" were marxists. His grandparents went out of their way to enroll his mother in the only openly marxist university in the country at the time. His "mentor," arranged by his marxist grandfather, was a marxist. His adopted father was a marxist. He was raised by feral marxists in the wild. He married a marxist. He has associated almost exclusively with other marxists. He began his political career at the home of a marxist terrorist who not only remains free, but is also responsible for shaping young minds at a major American university. He attended a marxist, anti-white "church" for twenty years. He was a member of the marxist New Party in Chicago. He has surrounded himself with other marxists during his stint in the White House, from advisers to unconstitutional appointees to supreme court justices. His policies and those of his appointees are clearly marxist in nature to anyone who has a lick of sense and even a cursory knowledge of Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto. He and his marxist wife immediately upon occupation replaced all of the books on liberty and republican government in the White House library with books on marxism, maoism, and a post-American world (his reputed favorite, by the way). He and his marxist wife hung marxist and maoist ornaments on the White House Christmas tree.

I want to make this into a mad-lib, with the word "marxist" replaced by another [Adjective/Noun]. Smurf. Hipster.
 
2012-09-04 10:16:42 AM  
I understand we need a few wingnut greenlights every day, but eventually it reaches a point where we're just laughing and shaking our heads at the mentally handicapped.

Feels good, doesn't it?
 
2012-09-04 10:17:03 AM  
Not only do I think that the post on Free Republic is a put-on posted by someone trying to troll the forum, but I also think that there's a better-than-average chance that the poster and the submitter are one and the same.
 
2012-09-04 10:17:29 AM  
"That black man is just so arrogant... he acts like he's President or something!"
 
2012-09-04 10:19:33 AM  
This is something I've never understood. Why is it always the most boring, uninteresting, retarded, ignorant people that think the government is desperately trying to steal their brain waves or something? Do they honestly believe the CIA gives a fark that some peckerhead in Kansas thinks Obama is a plant by the Nation of Islam? These are people so tedious, watching paint dry is infinitely more interesting. Yet, the government is watching them, spying on them, tapping their phones, and sending over the black helicopters.

Mental illness is no laughing matter, people.
 
2012-09-04 10:20:00 AM  

mahuika: From the comments:

Obama is a marxist, pure and simple. His grandparents, who raised him, were marxists. His mother and "father" were marxists. His grandparents went out of their way to enroll his mother in the only openly marxist university in the country at the time. His "mentor," arranged by his marxist grandfather, was a marxist. His adopted father was a marxist. He was raised by feral marxists in the wild. He married a marxist. He has associated almost exclusively with other marxists. He began his political career at the home of a marxist terrorist who not only remains free, but is also responsible for shaping young minds at a major American university. He attended a marxist, anti-white "church" for twenty years. He was a member of the marxist New Party in Chicago. He has surrounded himself with other marxists during his stint in the White House, from advisers to unconstitutional appointees to supreme court justices. His policies and those of his appointees are clearly marxist in nature to anyone who has a lick of sense and even a cursory knowledge of Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto. He and his marxist wife immediately upon occupation replaced all of the books on liberty and republican government in the White House library with books on marxism, maoism, and a post-American world (his reputed favorite, by the way). He and his marxist wife hung marxist and maoist ornaments on the White House Christmas tree.

I want to make this into a mad-lib, with the word "marxist" replaced by another [Adjective/Noun]. Smurf. Hipster.


From what I gathered from that freeper is that Obama is a marxist. Ok... good to know.
 
2012-09-04 10:20:41 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Not only do I think that the post on Free Republic is a put-on posted by someone trying to troll the forum, but I also think that there's a better-than-average chance that the poster and the submitter are one and the same.


you're talking deep cover operative then. Freerepublic is HIGHLY moderated and controlled. for example, my alt there is restricted in what can be posted AND every comment has to be previewed and approved by a moderator before it hits the forum page. so apparently there's either an exceptionally strict probationary period OR freepers are twitchy and paranoid about unguarded comments from...well, anyone really.

anywho, my point is that for someone to pull off what you are suggesting would require a long term infiltration of the site. you have to build up a LOT of trust with those lunatics in order to get to the point where you could post screeds and rants like this one without having it peer reviewed by their moderators first.
 
2012-09-04 10:21:33 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Not only do I think that the post on Free Republic is a put-on posted by someone trying to troll the forum, but I also think that there's a better-than-average chance that the poster and the submitter are one and the same.


You're at least half wrong. /subby
 
2012-09-04 10:21:47 AM  
I've pretty much come to the conclusion that most of free republic is just trolls trying to out-troll each other, and the owner is nothing more than someone that stirs the pot when he needs to refill the donation coffers.
 
2012-09-04 10:23:26 AM  

Coco LaFemme: This is something I've never understood. Why is it always the most boring, uninteresting, retarded, ignorant people that think the government is desperately trying to steal their brain waves or something? Do they honestly believe the CIA gives a fark that some peckerhead in Kansas thinks Obama is a plant by the Nation of Islam? These are people so tedious, watching paint dry is infinitely more interesting. Yet, the government is watching them, spying on them, tapping their phones, and sending over the black helicopters.

Mental illness is no laughing matter, people.


They truly and honestly believe that they are important enough to be considered threats and that they are one brave post away from being hauled off by Obama's goons.
 
2012-09-04 10:26:29 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Not only do I think that the post on Free Republic is a put-on posted by someone trying to troll the forum, but I also think that there's a better-than-average chance that the poster and the submitter are one and the same.


I think there is 12.533% possibility that you are that troll.
 
2012-09-04 10:26:49 AM  
I tried really to understand the ranting derp, all I got is that Obummer is waiting for his re-election to issue hundreds of executive orders and declare himself president forever and never give up the White House?

[imokwiththis.jpg]
 
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2012-09-04 10:27:24 AM  

Weaver95: Pocket Ninja: Not only do I think that the post on Free Republic is a put-on posted by someone trying to troll the forum, but I also think that there's a better-than-average chance that the poster and the submitter are one and the same.

you're talking deep cover operative then. Freerepublic is HIGHLY moderated and controlled. for example, my alt there is restricted in what can be posted AND every comment has to be previewed and approved by a moderator before it hits the forum page. so apparently there's either an exceptionally strict probationary period OR freepers are twitchy and paranoid about unguarded comments from...well, anyone really.

anywho, my point is that for someone to pull off what you are suggesting would require a long term infiltration of the site. you have to build up a LOT of trust with those lunatics in order to get to the point where you could post screeds and rants like this one without having it peer reviewed by their moderators first.


Well, the secret service would be dropping by every day if they let un-moderated posts go live.
 
2012-09-04 10:27:54 AM  

Aarontology: Coco LaFemme: This is something I've never understood. Why is it always the most boring, uninteresting, retarded, ignorant people that think the government is desperately trying to steal their brain waves or something? Do they honestly believe the CIA gives a fark that some peckerhead in Kansas thinks Obama is a plant by the Nation of Islam? These are people so tedious, watching paint dry is infinitely more interesting. Yet, the government is watching them, spying on them, tapping their phones, and sending over the black helicopters.

Mental illness is no laughing matter, people.

They truly and honestly believe that they are important enough to be considered threats and that they are one brave post away from being hauled off by Obama's goons.


meh. as long as the crazies are yelling at empty chairs and the occasional passing cloud, that's fine. they're not hurting anyone that way. it's when they get quiet that I start to worry.
 
2012-09-04 10:29:49 AM  

Weaver95: meh. as long as the crazies are yelling at empty chairs and the occasional passing cloud, that's fine. they're not hurting anyone that way. it's when they get quiet that I start to worry.


True, true. It's pretty interesting to watch them panicking and ranting about how the world is out to get them. It's fun to see them try and out ITG eachother.
 
2012-09-04 10:30:00 AM  
It's funny how just a few months ago it was "No Romney! We're all in for Newt! Anyone who disagrees is banned! Send money to help us elect Newt!" and now it's "Send us money to elect Republicans, anyone but Obama!"
 
2012-09-04 10:31:47 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: I tried really to understand the ranting derp, all I got is that Obummer is waiting for his re-election to issue hundreds of executive orders and declare himself president forever and never give up the White House?

[imokwiththis.jpg]


It's a recycled idea really. I first remember hearing it from our local right wing radio nut Quinn (formerly of Quinn and Banana, a run of the mill morning zoo radio thingie) talking about how Clinton was going to declare himself emperor for life. I have no doubt people said the same about Bush Sr., Reagan, Carter, probably as far back as a fringe nut could find an audience. To be fair, there was plenty of left wing derp claiming that Bush would do the same. What's old is new again.
 
2012-09-04 10:32:03 AM  

mahuika: I want to make this into a mad-lib, with the word "marxist" replaced by another [Adjective/Noun]. Smurf. Hipster.


i194.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-04 10:32:30 AM  
Really? Greenlights to Free Republic?

So, I think I'm done with this place, or would be if I could find anywhere else with news and discussion. Reddit sucks ass. Any ideas?
 
2012-09-04 10:32:46 AM  

mahuika: From the comments:

Obama is a marxist, pure and simple. His grandparents, who raised him, were marxists. His mother and "father" were marxists. His grandparents went out of their way to enroll his mother in the only openly marxist university in the country at the time. His "mentor," arranged by his marxist grandfather, was a marxist. His adopted father was a marxist. He was raised by feral marxists in the wild. He married a marxist. He has associated almost exclusively with other marxists. He began his political career at the home of a marxist terrorist who not only remains free, but is also responsible for shaping young minds at a major American university. He attended a marxist, anti-white "church" for twenty years. He was a member of the marxist New Party in Chicago. He has surrounded himself with other marxists during his stint in the White House, from advisers to unconstitutional appointees to supreme court justices. His policies and those of his appointees are clearly marxist in nature to anyone who has a lick of sense and even a cursory knowledge of Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto. He and his marxist wife immediately upon occupation replaced all of the books on liberty and republican government in the White House library with books on marxism, maoism, and a post-American world (his reputed favorite, by the way). He and his marxist wife hung marxist and maoist ornaments on the White House Christmas tree.


I love debating these types with actual quotes and principles from those books, and asking where does Obama's plan fit in with any of it. I then show how Obama is actually the very kind of enemy Marx said would be overthrown in the Prole revolution. Every single time, I get the same quote: From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs

That's it. Out of all of Marx's writings, that's all they can come up with. I then accuse them of not knowing about Marxism and whoo boy, do they get pissed off at being told they don't know what they are talking about. Wow.
 
2012-09-04 10:35:11 AM  

GAT_00: So, I think I'm done with this place, or would be if I could find anywhere else with news and discussion. Reddit sucks ass. Any ideas?


Breitbart
 
2012-09-04 10:35:38 AM  

GAT_00: Really? Greenlights to Free Republic?

So, I think I'm done with this place, or would be if I could find anywhere else with news and discussion. Reddit sucks ass. Any ideas?


welcometofark.jpg
wellbye.jpg
etc

Sodahead. Lots of non-Poe's-Law actual nutjob right wingers on there.
 
2012-09-04 10:41:45 AM  
Umm... Nope. I really don't give a shiat what the crazy, mentally-handicapped people over at Free Republic have to say about anything.

This joke has gotten a little sad. It's like making fun of Art Bell or Glen Beck or the guy standing on the corner in piss-soaked trousers screaming that our reptilian overlords are coming to take the planet back from the mammals.

It's just not fun anymore.
 
2012-09-04 10:42:01 AM  
Olasky was born in Boston, Massachusetts, United States, to a Russian-Jewish family and graduated from Yale University in 1971 with a B.A. in American Studies.[2] In 1976 he earned his Ph.D. in American Culture at the University of Michigan.[2] He became an atheist in adolescence and a Marxist in college, ultimately joining the Communist Party USA in 1972.[2] Link

Remember the outrage over GWB's adviser's background? Me neither. But Van Jones or whatever.
 
2012-09-04 10:42:05 AM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-09-04 10:44:07 AM  
Obama is a Canadian, pure and simple. His grandparents, who raised him, were Canadians. His mother and "father" were Canadians. His grandparents went out of their way to enroll his mother in the only openly Canadian university in the country at the time. His "mentor," arranged by his Canadian grandfather, was a Canadians. His adopted father was a Canadians. He was raised by feral Canadians in the wild. He married a Canadian. He has associated almost exclusively with other Canadians. He began his political career at the home of a Canadian terrorist who not only remains free, but is also responsible for shaping young minds at a major American university. He attended a Canadian "coffee shop" for twenty years. He was a member of the Canadian New Party in Chicago. He has surrounded himself with other Canadians during his stint in the White House, from advisers to unconstitutional appointees to supreme court justices. His policies and those of his appointees are clearly Canadian in nature to anyone who has a lick of sense and even a cursory knowledge of "Kids in the Hall" and "SCTV." He and his Canadian wife immediately upon occupation replaced all of the books on liberty and republican government in the White House library with books on Canadians, Mountiesm, and a post-American world (his reputed favorite, by the way). He and his Canadian wife hung Canadian and Mountiest ornaments on the White House Christmas tree.
 
2012-09-04 10:44:23 AM  

Coco LaFemme: This is something I've never understood. Why is it always the most boring, uninteresting, retarded, ignorant people that think the government is desperately trying to steal their brain waves or something? Do they honestly believe the CIA gives a fark that some peckerhead in Kansas thinks Obama is a plant by the Nation of Islam? These are people so tedious, watching paint dry is infinitely more interesting. Yet, the government is watching them, spying on them, tapping their phones, and sending over the black helicopters.

Mental illness is no laughing matter, people.


The hell it isn't

/there has to be some worthwhile result of it
 
2012-09-04 10:44:42 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I love debating these types with actual quotes and principles from those books, and asking where does Obama's plan fit in with any of it. I then show how Obama is actually the very kind of enemy Marx said would be overthrown in the Prole revolution. Every single time, I get the same quote: From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs


A spectre is haunting FreeRepublic- the spectre of Marxist.
 
2012-09-04 10:45:06 AM  

exick: If there's one thing that's still pure about the internet, it's the unhinged conspiracy nuts who love getting their message out.


That and Rule 34.
 
2012-09-04 10:46:22 AM  
At this point, my response is basically Rachel Maddow's response to Clint Eastwood's RNC speech: "I don't... I don't... I don't know what was going on there. Clint Eastwood is 82 years old and I think that - I don't know if that's what was going on there."

This person probably yells at clouds a lot.
 
2012-09-04 10:49:15 AM  

IlGreven: So we're just cutting out the middleman and instagreening actual Freeper links, now?


Weaver95: Pocket Ninja: Not only do I think that the post on Free Republic is a put-on posted by someone trying to troll the forum, but I also think that there's a better-than-average chance that the poster and the submitter are one and the same.

you're talking deep cover operative then. Freerepublic is HIGHLY moderated and controlled. for example, my alt there is restricted in what can be posted AND every comment has to be previewed and approved by a moderator before it hits the forum page. so apparently there's either an exceptionally strict probationary period OR freepers are twitchy and paranoid about unguarded comments from...well, anyone really.

anywho, my point is that for someone to pull off what you are suggesting would require a long term infiltration of the site. you have to build up a LOT of trust with those lunatics in order to get to the point where you could post screeds and rants like this one without having it peer reviewed by their moderators first.


Says a lot about a belief when they can't let any sort of unvetted information challenge them.
 
2012-09-04 10:49:21 AM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-09-04 10:52:14 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: GAT_00: Really? Greenlights to Free Republic?

So, I think I'm done with this place, or would be if I could find anywhere else with news and discussion. Reddit sucks ass. Any ideas?

welcometofark.jpg
wellbye.jpg
etc

Sodahead. Lots of non-Poe's-Law actual nutjob right wingers on there.


I can get the political stuff anywhere. I don't suppose there is another good aggregator out there.
 
2012-09-04 10:53:25 AM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-09-04 10:53:56 AM  
Marxist!
www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-09-04 11:01:01 AM  
he is saving for Nov 9th to the day he's supposed to leave office...

Then who's going to be the president Nov 9, 2012 through Jan 21, 2013?
 
2012-09-04 11:05:48 AM  

jaylectricity: he is saving for Nov 9th to the day he's supposed to leave office...

Then who's going to be the president Nov 9, 2012 through Jan 21, 2013?


Vladimir Putin, obviously.
 
2012-09-04 11:12:35 AM  

Rusty Shackleford: Obama is a Canadian, pure and simple. His grandparents, who raised him, were Canadians. His mother and "father" were Canadians. His grandparents went out of their way to enroll his mother in the only openly Canadian university in the country at the time. His "mentor," arranged by his Canadian grandfather, was a Canadians. His adopted father was a Canadians. He was raised by feral Canadians in the wild. He married a Canadian. He has associated almost exclusively with other Canadians. He began his political career at the home of a Canadian terrorist who not only remains free, but is also responsible for shaping young minds at a major American university. He attended a Canadian "coffee shop" for twenty years. He was a member of the Canadian New Party in Chicago. He has surrounded himself with other Canadians during his stint in the White House, from advisers to unconstitutional appointees to supreme court justices. His policies and those of his appointees are clearly Canadian in nature to anyone who has a lick of sense and even a cursory knowledge of "Kids in the Hall" and "SCTV." He and his Canadian wife immediately upon occupation replaced all of the books on liberty and republican government in the White House library with books on Canadians, Mountiesm, and a post-American world (his reputed favorite, by the way). He and his Canadian wife hung Canadian and Mountiest ornaments on the White House Christmas tree.


When you replace it with what the Freeps are REALLY concerned about, it actually makes sense, mostly:

Obama is a Black, pure and simple. His grandparents, who raised him, were Blacks. His mother and "father" were Blacks. His grandparents went out of their way to enroll his mother in the only openly Black university in the country at the time. His "mentor," arranged by his Black grandfather, was a Blacks. His adopted father was a Blacks. He was raised by feral Blacks in the wild. He married a Black. He has associated almost exclusively with other Blacks. He began his political career at the home of a Black terrorist who not only remains free, but is also responsible for shaping young minds at a major American university. He attended a Black "coffee shop" for twenty years. He was a member of the Black New Party in Chicago. He has surrounded himself with other Blacks during his stint in the White House, from advisers to unconstitutional appointees to supreme court justices. His policies and those of his appointees are clearly Black in nature to anyone who has a lick of sense and even a cursory knowledge of "Kids in the Hall" and "SCTV." He and his Black wife immediately upon occupation replaced all of the books on liberty and republican government in the White House library with books on Blacks, Malcolmism, and a post-American world (his reputed favorite, by the way). He and his Black wife hung Black and Muslim ornaments on the White House Christmas tree.
 
2012-09-04 11:14:25 AM  

GAT_00: PC LOAD LETTER: GAT_00: Really? Greenlights to Free Republic?

So, I think I'm done with this place, or would be if I could find anywhere else with news and discussion. Reddit sucks ass. Any ideas?

welcometofark.jpg
wellbye.jpg
etc

Sodahead. Lots of non-Poe's-Law actual nutjob right wingers on there.

I can get the political stuff anywhere. I don't suppose there is another good aggregator out there.


Not really. I wish Fark greenlit MORE freeper threads, personally, so I am kinda a bad person to ask here.
 
2012-09-04 11:19:05 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: jaylectricity: he is saving for Nov 9th to the day he's supposed to leave office...

Then who's going to be the president Nov 9, 2012 through Jan 21, 2013?

Vladimir Putin, obviously.


Can we just get Daniel Craig and pretend its Putin?
 
2012-09-04 11:24:14 AM  
I'm starting to think that Free Republic is just Pocket Ninja doing performance art.
 
2012-09-04 11:24:29 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I wish Fark greenlit MORE freeper threads


Why do you want this place to be even dumber?
 
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