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(ABC)   Bear "epidemic" in the west. Stephen Colbert warned us about this, but we all just laughed at him. Well, who's laughing now Colorado, Montana, Wyoming?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 44
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2012-09-04 10:35:30 AM
15 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This is a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed Bearack Obearma.
2012-09-04 10:35:04 AM
10 votes:
They should locate the bear nests and destroy their eggs. That would thin the population in future years.
2012-09-04 10:10:10 AM
6 votes:
Black bears you say? I suggest a tabby cat for protection.

news.nationalgeographic.com
2012-09-04 02:58:07 PM
5 votes:
In case a bear attacks you
img580.imageshack.us
2012-09-04 10:20:56 AM
5 votes:
On it.
simpsonswiki.net
2012-09-04 01:05:31 PM
4 votes:
Now more than ever, we need to take this sign to heart.
images.sodahead.com
2012-09-04 10:14:15 AM
4 votes:
www.totalpackers.com
2012-09-04 10:11:18 AM
4 votes:
It's bad news for people like Melissa Carroll of Eagle, Colo.
newspaper.li
2012-09-04 10:08:50 AM
4 votes:
img638.imageshack.us
2012-09-04 10:45:19 AM
3 votes:
I ran into a bear last year. And I literally mean I ran into one.

I live in Florida and we have them come out at night to turn over our trashcans. It was about 9:30, I was jogging, and I was passing a driveway with two cars. Just as I was going past the cars, a smallish black bear came out from between the cars, and I actually bumped into it.

I must have jumped backward about 15 feet. The bear, to its credit, decided that chasing after and mauling a yelping, backwards hopping madman wasn't a good investment of its time and went off the other way.

I don't jog at night anymore.
2012-09-04 02:24:08 PM
2 votes:

imontheinternet: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x850]

Australia has it much worse.


It rains rabid koala bears?

Why does anyone even live there?!?
2012-09-04 12:59:31 PM
2 votes:
If bears are outlawed, only outlaws will have bears.
2012-09-04 11:39:01 AM
2 votes:
We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!
2012-09-04 11:12:57 AM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-04 11:11:21 AM
2 votes:

planes: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This is a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed Bearack Obearma.


Wow, that was lame. Gonna forward that to your grandson?
2012-09-04 11:10:38 AM
2 votes:
Please tell me I'm not the only one that read that as "beer."
2012-09-04 11:09:04 AM
2 votes:

umop_apisdn: CSB:
Here in Red Lodge we have "bear-proof" trash cans. Which pretty much just means it won't pop open when it tips over. The bears go down the alley and tip them over one by one, looking for one that isn't latched properly. What sucks is we have a thicket of trees in our front yard. So when the bears manage to open a can, they grab a trash bag and drag it someplace "safe" to dig through it: my front yard. I sat up one night in August and watched a parade of 6 of them come through in on night. I just sat there and watched them, and raked up the mess in the morning.


Put some signs up; that should help. Bears are very law abiding.
2012-09-04 10:37:51 AM
2 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2012-09-04 10:23:13 AM
2 votes:

xynix: That's why in Georgia you're allowed to take one black bear a year with a big game license.. I've yet to bag one myself though I spotted one on an occasion and couldn't get a good shot so didn't try. I've seen others up north and they come into the city every now and then. Even into Atlanta.. Last year there were two or three running around my neighborhood. farking bears..


That sounds incredibly stupid. The habitat is probably already stressed by the number of bears. I bet the real problem is a human epidemic, with too many humans building unnecessary suburbs close to the bears' homes. Fark your suburbs.
2012-09-04 10:15:25 AM
2 votes:

Magorn: "mostly harmless"


Oh look. Black bear crap with Magorn bits in it.
2012-09-04 10:10:06 AM
2 votes:
the problem with bears and folks mixing is that folks tend to leave body parts lying around and it takes away from the natural beauty of the land.
2012-09-04 02:24:54 PM
1 votes:
A Polar Bear fell on me.
2012-09-04 12:59:38 PM
1 votes:

Wade_Wilson: The bear, to its credit, decided that chasing after and mauling a yelping, backwards hopping madman wasn't a good investment of its time and went off the other way


this sentence is awesome
2012-09-04 12:58:17 PM
1 votes:

planes: Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This is a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed Bearack Obearma.


Unfortunately, he used to be a hardworking taxpayer employed by Bair Capital, until Mitt Romney sent his job to China for some panda to perform at a third of the wages.
2012-09-04 12:53:35 PM
1 votes:
www.tenniswood.co.uk

We should just surrender to our new bear overlords like the French did.
2012-09-04 12:53:24 PM
1 votes:

MurphyMurphy: planes: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This is a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed Bearack Obearma.

As a registered independent that voted for President Obama last time and will be voting for him again...

that was just hilarious. :-D
Well done sir!

/to anyone having trouble laughing at that, lighten up Francis


Okay, the picture is funny (even though I've seen it a dozen times), the rest is only amusing to the kind of person who likes John Denver tunes.
2012-09-04 12:52:34 PM
1 votes:
www.hotflick.net 

/RIP Bear
2012-09-04 12:09:04 PM
1 votes:
i141.photobucket.com
2012-09-04 12:04:20 PM
1 votes:
besthairremovalguide.com
What a bear may look like.

/Dangerous, if provoked!
2012-09-04 11:49:08 AM
1 votes:
NCR marching east, I see. Caesar's Legion must be gaining strength again.
2012-09-04 11:42:22 AM
1 votes:
Vail?Aspen?Some people have more money than brains.GO BEARS
2012-09-04 11:39:50 AM
1 votes:
Meanwhile, in Massachusetts:

A guy on TV was saying the news this summer on the Cape was all about "beers 'n shacks."
(Translation: bears and sharks.)
2012-09-04 11:22:56 AM
1 votes:
TSA should run a full body pat down of da bears. Sound like terrorists.
2012-09-04 11:15:02 AM
1 votes:
www.tshirtbordello.com
2012-09-04 11:02:10 AM
1 votes:
In Eastern NC a few years ago a hunter shot a black bear weighing over 800 pounds. That bear had such a thick roll of fat he could barely see; the fat was starting to push over his head and eyes. The official hunting registry refused to give the hunter a world record bear because they said the bear was "artificially" enlarged. What they meant was the bear was scavenging dead pigs from all the pig farms in the area and wasn't really acting like a wild bear any more. He had a circuit around the pig farms and would steal the dead ones from each farm in turn.

/he was so fat he looked like a barrel with little short legs
2012-09-04 10:58:02 AM
1 votes:
kansas-railroad-job-insurance.com
2012-09-04 10:56:56 AM
1 votes:
Animals are doomed, in the future we can't have them taking up our valuable space so they will be executed.
2012-09-04 10:47:31 AM
1 votes:

planes: as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.


So they live in a southern or midwestern state, where most they take more money than they give to the federal government, and use most all of the subsidies, public assistance, welfare, and social security, and give far less back into the system?

And you think they'd vote democrat?
2012-09-04 10:41:51 AM
1 votes:
Bears to watch out for
emtoast.com
johnnyism.files.wordpress.com
i1.squidoocdn.com
images.businessweek.com
2012-09-04 10:39:56 AM
1 votes:

planes: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This is a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed Bearack Obearma.


why does it have to be a black bear?

thats wacist!
2012-09-04 10:37:21 AM
1 votes:

planes: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

This is a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed Bearack Obearma.


Thats not a half black bear though...
2012-09-04 10:13:54 AM
1 votes:

Rich Cream: Black bears you say? I suggest a tabby cat for protection.

[news.nationalgeographic.com image 461x615]


Exactly, GRIZZLY bears? that's some scary shiat, but Black bears are basically oversized raccoons, which is to say "mostly harmless"
2012-09-04 10:12:59 AM
1 votes:
This happens every freaking fall in the west. I was just thinking I should get out and go look for some bears, since I know they're starting their rampage about now.

What I find more interesting is our obsession with wild animals, while just about everything we do is designed to make them scarce and less threatening. But we luurrveee bears!!!----Maybe someone could go out and declaw them though, since they might hurt my purebred Nerfy-schoodle. Otherwise, I'm suing the city when my cat disappears.
2012-09-04 09:28:56 AM
1 votes:
I am. At Colorado, Montana, and Wyoming.
 
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