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(BBC)   Noel Gallagher said a huge black spider with green fangs leapt out of his guitar case at him at a music festival yesterday. "The creepy looking thing nearly scared me to death," said the spider   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 31
    More: Scary, Noel Gallagher, Primal Scream, music festivals, Durrell Wildlife Conservation Trust  
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2012-09-04 08:56:16 AM
Damn, I was 'this' close. It took forever to find a way to plant that thing in his guitar case.
 
2012-09-04 09:00:50 AM
That thing looks quite a bit like a Funnel Web Spider.
 
2012-09-04 10:05:16 AM
Really? Am I actually reading this? This is the pinnacle of the most unnewsworthy thing in the history of Journalism.
 
2012-09-04 10:07:28 AM
"With every song that I write, I compare it to the Beatles. The thing is, they only got there before me. If I'd been born at the same time as John Lennon, I'd have been up there."

Yeah..... we need more spiders.. I will never get how they got to be a famous band with that whining nasal singing bullshiat... but i don't understand axl rose either.. same same
 
2012-09-04 10:15:16 AM
Why didn't he just crush it with that giant mallet he uses on watermelons?
 
2012-09-04 10:19:05 AM

wildstarr: Really? Am I actually reading this? This is the pinnacle of the most unnewsworthy thing in the history of Journalism.


But it is farkworthy
 
2012-09-04 10:21:27 AM
Noel Gallagher finds inspiration for next song:

Today, I came home to my flat
I walked up the stairs because
I was feeling tired and fat

I put on some Beatles tunes
Went to get some prunes
made some tea with a little spoon
Looked outside at the moon

Got my guitar case laying on the floor
Years ago, Iearned to play it
And I'm no longer poor
My mum no longer the whore

Opened the case
And saw something move
It danced on the strings
And made music that made me groove

Huge Black Spider
Will you be my songwriting partner?

Huge Black Spider
Will you be my songwriting partner?

Huge Black Spider
Will you be my songwriting partner?
 
2012-09-04 10:21:38 AM
videocitylondon.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-04 10:21:49 AM
Great headline, subby. I snorted into my coffee. (ouch)

+1
 
2012-09-04 10:24:06 AM

Icetech3: "With every song that I write, I compare it to the Beatles. The thing is, they only got there before me. If I'd been born at the same time as John Lennon, I'd have been up there."

Yeah..... we need more spiders.. I will never get how they got to be a famous band with that whining nasal singing bullshiat... but i don't understand axl rose either.. same same


FWIW, he's admitted the only reason he's ever said shiat like that is for the free publicity, in order to sell more albums. I remember seeing some interview with him once where he said one of the most amazing things he learned once becoming famous was that roughly half the world will believe anything you say, and how scary that revelation was.
 
2012-09-04 10:24:59 AM
Does he still smash watermelons?
 
2012-09-04 10:31:22 AM

Crewmannumber6: Does he still smash watermelons?


You haven't seen the latest Geico commercial, have you?
 
2012-09-04 10:33:08 AM

SecretAgentWoman: Great headline, subby. I snorted into my coffee. (ouch)

+1


same here!!

good jorb!!
 
2012-09-04 10:50:09 AM
I bet the spiders name is Boris.
 
2012-09-04 10:52:12 AM
http://youtu.be/Camff0FRRXw
 
2012-09-04 11:01:26 AM
Listened to an interview on NPR with Gallagher over the weekend. I had no idea who he was, and barely knew (but had heard of) his previous band Oasis. He came across as a total douche of the highest magnitude.
 
2012-09-04 11:06:22 AM
s3-external-1.amazonaws.com
 
2012-09-04 11:10:55 AM

Brick-House: Crewmannumber6: Does he still smash watermelons?

You haven't seen the latest Geico commercial, have you?


It's hilarious. Right up there with the dollarshave.com commercial.
 
2012-09-04 12:09:48 PM
DTs are a biatch.
 
2012-09-04 12:14:01 PM
I thought Greer killed that thing.
 
2012-09-04 12:59:38 PM
*applause* Well done Subby.
 
2012-09-04 01:18:29 PM

digistil: Icetech3: "With every song that I write, I compare it to the Beatles. The thing is, they only got there before me. If I'd been born at the same time as John Lennon, I'd have been up there."

Yeah..... we need more spiders.. I will never get how they got to be a famous band with that whining nasal singing bullshiat... but i don't understand axl rose either.. same same

FWIW, he's admitted the only reason he's ever said shiat like that is for the free publicity, in order to sell more albums. I remember seeing some interview with him once where he said one of the most amazing things he learned once becoming famous was that roughly half the world will believe anything you say, and how scary that revelation was.


See, the thing is, once you start down that path of saying shiat for the publicity, you get what you deserve. With that quote he either believed it or he didn't. Either way he comes out smelling like a douche.

/like vinegar?
 
2012-09-04 01:54:56 PM
Please tell me Fark didn't rehire the person that was greening all of the Oasis links a few years back.
 
2012-09-04 02:02:24 PM

CptnSpldng: [s3-external-1.amazonaws.com image 240x240]


Why does he only have 6 legs?
 
2012-09-04 02:44:10 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

We have Phiddipus Audax in west Texas.

I do not like them.
 
2012-09-04 03:32:32 PM

lakrfool: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x600]

We have Phiddipus Audax in west Texas.

I do not like them.


i49.tinypic.com

But it's so cute.

And I came up with a weird result when doing a GIS for smile. NSFW
 
2012-09-04 03:50:22 PM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2012-09-04 04:12:35 PM

Steve Zodiac: I bet the spiders name is Boris.


Leaving satisfied
 
2012-09-04 05:55:57 PM

Optimus Primate: Listened to an interview on NPR with Gallagher over the weekend. I had no idea who he was, and barely knew (but had heard of) his previous band Oasis. He came across as a total douche of the highest magnitude.


to be fair, a lot of what Noel says is completely and utterly tongue in cheek, and as someone above said, just said for the sake of contraversy as we all know, contraversy = cash. Liam on the other hand, truly does believe he was in the greatest band since The Beatles, and if you ask him, he'll probably say Oasis were better.
 
2012-09-04 10:20:15 PM

lakrfool: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x600]

We have Phiddipus Audax in west Texas.

I do not like them.


Aw, they're cute. And small: only up to 2 cm, according to WP.

/I believe this is the same one that plays the song of his people? Or is that one just looks like it?
 
2012-09-04 10:39:14 PM
I'm not having much luck identifying this sucker. I feel it's probably among or related to trapdoor spiders, but not a funnel web, because the fangs appear to point towards each other and the funnel web's are inline with the body.

Anyone?
 
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