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(Addicting Info)   According to Chuck Norris there will be 1000 years of "darkness" if President Obama is re-elected, possibly Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria   (addictinginfo.org) divider line 179
    More: Scary, President Obama, Chuck Norris, voting block, Anti-Christ, dog whistles  
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2012-09-04 08:51:29 AM  
So vote Gozer?
 
2012-09-04 08:52:07 AM  
Chuck Norris wears Barack Obama underwear.
 
2012-09-04 08:52:10 AM  
Is this true?
 
2012-09-04 08:52:32 AM  
I know that we all thought this guy was an awesome meme thanks to the amount of B-Movies and the prolific amount of Walker:Texas Ranger episodes out there, but can we please let this old guy sundown and go to the nursing home where he belongs?

Seriously. He has more derp than Ted "I love America, so I dodged the draft" Nugent and Glenn Beck combined when he opens his mouth on political topics. And he's a proponent of theistic Government in the United States.
 
2012-09-04 08:53:34 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

What Chuck Norris sees when he looks at President Obama.
 
2012-09-04 08:54:16 AM  
Fark you sun!
I always hated you the most.
 
2012-09-04 08:55:00 AM  
For the amount of time Republicans spend ripping on actors/entertainers giving their political views, there is a lot of derptasticness coming out of Republican actors/entertainers. I'm assuming Fox News is telling them to shut it?
 
2012-09-04 08:55:39 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Is this true?


It's true. Chuck Norris has no dick.
 
2012-09-04 09:03:02 AM  
It's strange, I'm a big movie geek and somehow I've managed to miss every single Chuck Norris film except Expendables 2. I don't see what the big deal is. Anyway, I knew he was a nutjob when I heard he was pissed at the language in Expendables 2. In this film where human beings are joyfully turned into a fine paste, the profanity offended his delicate God-fearing sensibilities.

/great flick though
 
2012-09-04 09:05:26 AM  
Wait, is this the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants? I have always wanted to see a giant Slor.
 
2012-09-04 09:06:00 AM  
Appears evangelicalism rotted his brain.
 
2012-09-04 09:11:26 AM  
Insanity once tried to escape Chuck Norris, but one roundhouse kick later, it's afraid to leave.
 
2012-09-04 09:12:43 AM  
/invests heavily in rechargeable flashlights
 
2012-09-04 09:14:46 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Is this true?


yup, why is her voice deeper than his?
 
2012-09-04 09:15:51 AM  

quatchi: PC LOAD LETTER: Is this true?

It's true. Chuck Norris has no dick.


That explains the higher voice...
 
2012-09-04 09:18:18 AM  

Cythraul: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 505x253]

What Chuck Norris sees when he looks at President Obama.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

What people affected by the environment see when they look at President Romney.
 
2012-09-04 09:27:10 AM  
Chuck Norris has failed.
 
2012-09-04 09:28:38 AM  
According to Chuck Norris there will be 1000 years of "darkness" if President Obama is re-elected

We get it, he's black the AntiChrist.
 
2012-09-04 09:35:22 AM  
I don't understand evangelicals. I really don't. I get that they really really honestly believe in their god...but it's also very obvious that they're not worshiping the Christian god.
 
2012-09-04 09:46:59 AM  
If there's going to be human sacrifice, can we start with Chuck Norris?
 
2012-09-04 09:51:57 AM  
Still waiting for the Mel Gibson video.
 
2012-09-04 10:00:59 AM  
What happened, Chuck? You used to be so cool.

(1000 years of darkies?)
 
2012-09-04 10:13:10 AM  
If there were a 1000 years of darkness Chuck Norris would have no one to blame but himself. As we all know there actually isn't night unless Chuck Norris punches the sun into submission.
 
2012-09-04 10:22:00 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-04 10:29:02 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-04 10:45:11 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com


I'm not good enough to change "planet" to "president
 
2012-09-04 10:54:39 AM  

sno man: yup,


Say "country" one more time, motherfu*ker! Say "country" one more time! I dare you!
 
2012-09-04 11:31:31 AM  
No racial dog-whistle there.
 
2012-09-04 11:32:43 AM  
I'm pretty sure it will only be four years of darkness, Chuck.
 
2012-09-04 11:32:58 AM  
Isn't he finally going to come and get our guns? That's what I heard, the reason that he didn't get them during his first term was, uh, socialism and stuff, but the plan was all along to get reelected then get the guns.
 
2012-09-04 11:33:34 AM  
We NEED human sacrifice. Everything else is just being a pansy.
 
2012-09-04 11:36:03 AM  

rudemix: [i.qkme.me image 420x289]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/Do NOT concentrate on the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory
 
2012-09-04 11:36:27 AM  

KarmicDisaster: Isn't he finally going to come and get our guns? That's what I heard, the reason that he didn't get them during his first term was, uh, socialism and stuff, but the plan was all along to get reelected then get the guns.


Nah, the plan was to do it in the first term, but Obama's on colored people's time.

If we don't get him out now, he'll soon be shufflin' up to your door with his jackbooted thugs rappelling from black UN helicopters to take your guns and white womens.
 
2012-09-04 11:37:49 AM  
He looks like he is wearing a rug on the top of his head. Is he bald?
 
2012-09-04 11:38:39 AM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 500x313]


#11. Chuck Norris is a pussy.
 
2012-09-04 11:40:14 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I'm pretty sure it will only be four years of darkness, Chuck.


Obama's weather machine has, as a secondary feature, an age-defying potion dispenser that keeps Obama from aging. Obama will reign for a thousand years atop his socialist throne of patriot blood in the name of Satan.
 
2012-09-04 11:40:27 AM  
Wait, what's wrong with dogs and cats living together?
 
2012-09-04 11:40:45 AM  
...And if we elect Romney, America will be just like "Happy Days" again!

Got to love how the simple the world is in the eyes of a Republican.
 
2012-09-04 11:41:18 AM  

vudukungfu: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 500x313]

#11. Chuck Norris is a pussy.


He can take a long hard pounding?
 
2012-09-04 11:42:05 AM  
grantjkidney.com

This is what Chuck Norris actually believes.
 
2012-09-04 11:42:43 AM  
Jeez, now he has an asteroid attracting machine?
 
2012-09-04 11:42:48 AM  
Chuck and Foghat need to get together and see which one is less relevant.
 
2012-09-04 11:42:53 AM  

BronyMedic: but can we please let this old guy sundown and go to the nursing home where he belongs?


They won't let him retire until after he's debated furniture on live TV.
 
2012-09-04 11:42:57 AM  
You know how else declared a thousand years of....oh wait, that was whiteness.
 
2012-09-04 11:43:57 AM  
On the bright side, a thousand years of darkness would cut down on Global Warming.
 
2012-09-04 11:44:02 AM  

quatchi: So vote Gozer?


Why vote for the lesser evil?
 
2012-09-04 11:44:45 AM  

offmymeds: [grantjkidney.com image 501x301]

This is what Chuck Norris actually believes.


That President Obama is the great and power Oz?
 
2012-09-04 11:45:02 AM  
img291.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-04 11:45:10 AM  
It's getting sad Chuck.

I'll grant you it was a subtle shift when we all went from laughing with you to laughing at you, but even Helen Keller would have caught the hint by now.
 
2012-09-04 11:45:30 AM  
Gena Norris also quotes a 1964 speech by Ronald Reagan, saying that failed actions "will sentence (our children) to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness." Reagan gave the speech on behalf of then-presidential candidate Barry Goldwater, who went on to lose to Lyndon Johnson by one of the largest margins in history.

Good luck out there, Mitt.
 
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