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(Fox News)   This list of Disney's top food moments won't include the first time Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid ate fish, but it's still worth a read   ( ) divider line 25
    More: Interesting, Little Mermaid, Prince Eric, Prince, Disney, Mary Poppins, ball gowns, Fantasia, Goofy  
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2012-09-04 07:02:44 AM  
Ahahaha, you so funny, Subby.

/Whatever, it's 4AM here
2012-09-04 07:10:18 AM

/not bad
2012-09-04 07:15:12 AM  
It's Fox News, so I'm going to guess its full of tea parties.
2012-09-04 07:22:13 AM  
OK, so they make this list, and include Ratatouille, a movie who's entire premise is based upon a love of food, and they boil it down to Remy teachers Linguini how to make stock.

2012-09-04 07:44:56 AM  
And... obviously whoever wrote the article didn't bother to watch Finding Nemo.

Finding Nemo
Although they gave Marlin the nickname Shark Bait, the vegetarian sharks in Finding Nemo are trying to become friends to all fishes, by not eating them. After all, fish are friends, not food.

Nemo was the one the fish in the tank nicknamed Sharkbait...
2012-09-04 07:55:48 AM  
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

But why is the rum gone? Jack Sparrows love of rum will never fade.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Why is the rum always gone? Because Jack Sparrows love for rum still hasn't faded.

In the tradition of Kung Fu movies (at least the ones I've seen), rum is Captain Jack Sparrow's elixir that he drinks to stay immortal. He might not be aware of this himself.
2012-09-04 08:07:30 AM  
I believe Prince Eric had the fish taco, if I'm not mistaken.


With a fiery red garnish.
2012-09-04 09:15:51 AM  
And it was Baloo (the bear), not King Louie (the orangutan), that sang about the "Bare Necessities". (bear/bare - get it?)

At least this wasn't a slideshow. :-/
2012-09-04 09:29:32 AM  
Disney's top food moments as presented by a person who vaguely remembers seeing these movies, but didn't bother to actually do any research when coming up with this shiatpile of an article.
2012-09-04 09:32:40 AM  
No, it's not subby.
2012-09-04 09:40:42 AM  
I was expecting something interesting, like maybe Disney movies having overly descriptive, George R. R. Martin type food moments that I never noticed before.

Instead, here's a list of times someone in a Disney movie ate something.
2012-09-04 09:43:47 AM  
Not as good as The Greedy from Raggedy Ann
2012-09-04 09:48:20 AM  
List wins for including Les Poissons: one of the movie's few redeeming features.
2012-09-04 10:57:23 AM  
You're a goddamn liar subby. That wasn't worth reading at all.
2012-09-04 11:36:01 AM  
That was horrible and add to the list of mistakes, AristoCats not Aristocrats
2012-09-04 11:56:12 AM  
Best Disney food moment:

/bought a copy at school in '86
//still on my bookshelf
2012-09-04 12:33:07 PM  
I had to reread it. I was thinking well, I haven't seen the second Little Mermaid movie. Did it show him feel bad for eating fish or something. That's an odd thing to post on Fark. Then, I facepalmed myself for being an idiot and laughed. Nicely done.
2012-09-04 12:50:48 PM  
ok.. I am a huge monster disney fan and love most things disney.

this list was just stupid. who even drempt up the idea to make such a list?
I assume the only reason this was greenlit was the funny headline? wait, wasnt ariel like 16 or something?
2012-09-04 01:16:56 PM  

Derek Force: ok.. I am a huge monster disney fan and love most things disney.

this list was just stupid. who even drempt up the idea to make such a list?
I assume the only reason this was greenlit was the funny headline? wait, wasnt ariel like 16 or something?

According to the animator who designed her, she's based on his 14-year-old niece.
2012-09-04 01:32:04 PM  
Mary Poppins & Bert weren't served raspberry ice cakes.

FFS, all the author had to do was look up the bloody lyrics

Now then what'd be nice
We'll start with raspberry ice
And then some cakes and tea
Order what you will
There'll be no bill
It's complimentary
2012-09-04 04:52:21 PM  
FTFA: The peach has more meaning for James than any fruit would have for anyone else. Its not just something to satisfy hunger, but something that provides James with new friends, like Clitorus and Vulva.
2012-09-04 09:00:49 PM  
Gus the mouse was fighting chickens for CORN KERNELS, not cheese.
2012-09-04 09:39:33 PM
2012-09-04 09:40:14 PM  
Dammit, wrong thread :/
2012-09-05 12:35:23 PM  

Trail Mix: Dammit, wrong thread :/

...Yet, surprisingly on topic
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