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(Daily Mail)   Nothing adds that small town feeling to a live television weather story better than a naked Arkansas man casually walking out of the woods (w/video)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 69
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2012-09-04 01:00:53 PM  
i was also thinking of this when i first RTFA:
www.bfro.net
 
2012-09-04 01:18:54 PM  
Most TV news interviews would be vastly improved by a naked man casually walking into the background. Or foreground.
 
2012-09-04 01:46:18 PM  
What would David Niven say?
 
2012-09-04 01:55:55 PM  
He is the male equivalent of a butterface, plus his face looks very punchable in the mug shot.
 
2012-09-04 02:02:30 PM  

cryinoutloud: Walker: I'm not saying it was bath salts....but it was bath salts.

Meh, looks to me like he did it on purpose. There's no way he's farked up enough to actually not realize that he's walking out naked in front of a news crew. He probably just thought it would be cool or something.


Probably mushrooms. When you're on mushrooms it's incredibly difficult to walk into the woods. As much as he wanted to leave that road, it would be incredibly difficult for him to get past the first shrub that any lucid person could step over.
 
2012-09-04 02:18:14 PM  

halB: cryinoutloud: Walker: I'm not saying it was bath salts....but it was bath salts.

Meh, looks to me like he did it on purpose. There's no way he's farked up enough to actually not realize that he's walking out naked in front of a news crew. He probably just thought it would be cool or something.

Probably mushrooms. When you're on mushrooms it's incredibly difficult to walk into the woods. As much as he wanted to leave that road, it would be incredibly difficult for him to get past the first shrub that any lucid person could step over.


This. I had a friend get "lost" between two campsites in about 2 inches of brush. There was a raging fire 10 feet in either direction, but she couldn't find her way past a small tree and a bush. She called for help.

Needless to say, she had eaten a LOT of shrooms.
 
2012-09-04 02:30:49 PM  

wambu: PaLarkin: wambu: Subby, in Arkansas, that would be "nekkid".

There is a difference between naked and nekkid. All naked means is when you have no clothes on. You get naked to bathe. Nekkid is when you have no clothes on and you're up to something. You are right in this case. That guy was nekkid.

Being from Arkansas, I can affirm that we are always "up to something".

/does anybody remember he commedian that made that 'nekkid' joke in the first place?


I once heard Jerry Clower attribute it to Lous Grizzard.
 
2012-09-04 02:34:35 PM  
Meh. It's been done...

peopleposts.com

Link 

/Look at the size of the blur on that guy!
 
2012-09-04 02:53:57 PM  
I've eaten a lot of mushrooms and although I have definitely become pretty damned confused at times, my clothes have never left my body.

Bath salts seems to the one drug consistent with nudity as of late.
 
2012-09-04 03:16:04 PM  

Salmon: I've eaten a lot of mushrooms and although I have definitely become pretty damned confused at times, my clothes have never left my body.

Bath salts seems to the one drug consistent with nudity as of late.


Don't forget the naked face eater guy only had traces of marijuana in his system.
 
2012-09-04 03:41:59 PM  

illannoyin: Meh. It's been done...

[peopleposts.com image 320x240]

Link 

/Look at the size of the blur on that guy!


At least the guy in TFA was worth looking at...

...face down.
 
2012-09-04 04:11:23 PM  
Hahaha... I recognise that d-nozzle.
 
2012-09-04 04:12:49 PM  

Witchyman: It's not News! It's KARK!


Strangely appropriate...
 
2012-09-04 04:15:13 PM  

Savage Bacon: clowncar on fire: Arkansas crack zombie.

Great band name, right there. I'm thinking psychobilly.


Sort of want.
 
2012-09-04 04:19:20 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why is Arkansas pronounced so oddly?


Repeated mistranslations and transliterations.
 
2012-09-04 04:47:25 PM  
Who sees a naked guy and starts thinking ass whooping?
 
2012-09-04 05:11:23 PM  

pheed: MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 306x423]

....and zero farks were given.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]

Separated at birth?


My thoughts too. Thank you.
 
2012-09-04 06:21:57 PM  
CALI'S GOT THE SCOOP!


i89.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-04 07:06:02 PM  
Ryan Lochte took his Olympic losses hard, I guess...
 
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