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(Daily Mail)   Nothing adds that small town feeling to a live television weather story better than a naked Arkansas man casually walking out of the woods (w/video)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 69
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2012-09-04 06:06:28 AM
I can only imagine that the quote from the news reporter was "ARKANSAS HIS TEENY WANGER!"
 
2012-09-04 06:43:41 AM
"What is this out here we got... I wanna sick Buddy on em."

"Orta go out there and start an ass kickin contest"

lol
 
2012-09-04 07:50:31 AM
img685.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-04 07:59:01 AM
Arkansas crack zombie.
 
2012-09-04 08:01:27 AM
I'm not saying it was bath salts....but it was bath salts.
 
2012-09-04 08:02:28 AM
It's not News! It's KARK!
 
2012-09-04 08:07:00 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2012-09-04 08:07:08 AM
Old people really hate it when they don't get to finish their anecdotes.
 
2012-09-04 08:08:05 AM
i406.photobucket.com

....and zero farks were given.
 
2012-09-04 08:08:59 AM
The cop failed to perform a frisk. Policy was not followed.
 
2012-09-04 08:11:28 AM
Prince Harry?! Is that you?
 
2012-09-04 08:20:19 AM

What the Fark Wizzbang: Prince Harry?! Is that you?


Paul Ryan?
 
2012-09-04 08:20:56 AM
Adrien! Yo! Adrien. Dat was one heck o' a fight.
 
2012-09-04 08:24:18 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Nuttin to see here, folks. Just a good old country boy taking his diffuser circle for a walk. Don't startle him none or he'll mask us all.
 
2012-09-04 08:24:19 AM
HA-LO?! HAAA-LOOOO!!
 
2012-09-04 08:26:14 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

My name is Buck ... Buck Naked.
 
2012-09-04 08:27:22 AM

MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 306x423]

....and zero farks were given.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Separated at birth?
 
2012-09-04 08:30:14 AM
img33.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-04 08:31:40 AM
No jokes about being a late comer to the RNC convention. Where are the "typical southern conservative" jokes this morning, Fark?
 
2012-09-04 08:33:24 AM
That's one sick looking unicorn.
 
2012-09-04 08:38:55 AM
'That's right, ma'am buck naked. No shoes, no socks or anything.


Uh, this being Arkansas, wouldn't they arrest him for having shoes and socks?

"Well, lookee here. Mister Madison Avenue with his shoes AND his socks. You goin' to the Governor's Ball, Mister Romey? You know what? They's a guy up in Little Rock. He reported that someone matching your description stole his shoes. And some guy down in Hot Springs got his very best pair o' sox stolen off the cloths line! Betcha I'm lookin' at them shoes and socks right now, son.
 
2012-09-04 08:38:57 AM
I'm so glad that KARK serves a purpose....to give the Brits a nice morning laugh apparently. I weep for the people of my native state.
 
2012-09-04 08:38:58 AM
Dammit, stop raping Ned Beatty!
 
2012-09-04 08:39:26 AM

Point02GPA: That's one sick looking unicorn.


You bought me TF for my 18th birthday 2 years ago. Will never forget that
 
2012-09-04 08:46:20 AM

pheed: MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 306x423]

....and zero farks were given.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]

Separated at birth?


many thanks to you...for keeping this monday morning plenty lazy
 
2012-09-04 09:02:38 AM

Devolving_Spud: The cop failed to perform a frisk tasing. Policy was not followed.

 
2012-09-04 09:06:04 AM

pheed: MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 306x423]

....and zero farks were given.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]

Separated at birth?


-- because of the long ahem history of the Republican party - So one should put the mug shot and ryan together with the caption - nakid arkansas guy " Admit it you want this" -- Ryan " Yup got to admit it I sorta do ...
 
2012-09-04 09:07:32 AM
ONON!

/frederick H3
 
2012-09-04 09:10:39 AM

clowncar on fire: Arkansas crack zombie.


Great band name, right there. I'm thinking psychobilly.
 
2012-09-04 09:13:07 AM

F22raptom: Point02GPA: That's one sick looking unicorn.

You bought me TF for my 18th birthday 2 years ago. Will never forget that


Well, did you slow down and Fark most of 'em?
 
2012-09-04 09:15:47 AM
Your video will start in 30 seconds

Aaaaand you lost me.
 
2012-09-04 09:22:11 AM

Walker: I'm not saying it was bath salts....but it was bath salts.


Meh, looks to me like he did it on purpose. There's no way he's farked up enough to actually not realize that he's walking out naked in front of a news crew. He probably just thought it would be cool or something.
 
2012-09-04 09:34:18 AM
did the police officer wipe off the back seat afterwards.....this is all i'm thinking at the moment.
 
2012-09-04 09:52:05 AM
CSB time.... back when I worked the am shift, anytime I did a morning live shot at the kalamazoo county courthouse with a certain female reporter, a middle age gentleman would enjoy his morning coffee sans clothes from his 7th floor picture window across the street. Still have that on a beta tape somewhere.
 
2012-09-04 09:57:05 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

The emperor's new clothes
 
2012-09-04 10:10:53 AM
Every time I see a body region blocked out from our sensitive eyes, I am reminded of this:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-04 10:52:05 AM
"'I oughtta go out there and start an ass kicking contest,' the elderly man replied."

That would have been especially funny if the old timer or the suspect had one leg
 
2012-09-04 10:57:00 AM
Have his tooth brushed and send him to my room,
 
2012-09-04 11:04:18 AM

PreMortem: "What is this out here we got... I wanna sick Buddy on em."

"Orta go out there and start an ass kickin contest"

lol


There are some times I miss my home state. His reaction does not surprise me one bit.
 
2012-09-04 11:32:39 AM
 
2012-09-04 11:54:52 AM

PaLarkin: DON'T LOOK ETHEL!!!!


Came for this. Thank you.
 
2012-09-04 12:04:18 PM
Subby, in Arkansas, that would be "nekkid".
 
2012-09-04 12:07:18 PM

wambu: Subby, in Arkansas, that would be "nekkid".


There is a difference between naked and nekkid. All naked means is when you have no clothes on. You get naked to bathe. Nekkid is when you have no clothes on and you're up to something. You are right in this case. That guy was nekkid.
 
2012-09-04 12:21:39 PM

PaLarkin: wambu: Subby, in Arkansas, that would be "nekkid".

There is a difference between naked and nekkid. All naked means is when you have no clothes on. You get naked to bathe. Nekkid is when you have no clothes on and you're up to something. You are right in this case. That guy was nekkid.


Being from Arkansas, I can affirm that we are always "up to something".

/does anybody remember he commedian that made that 'nekkid' joke in the first place?
 
2012-09-04 12:31:43 PM
Why is Arkansas pronounced so oddly?
 
2012-09-04 12:36:23 PM

wambu: PaLarkin: wambu: Subby, in Arkansas, that would be "nekkid".

There is a difference between naked and nekkid. All naked means is when you have no clothes on. You get naked to bathe. Nekkid is when you have no clothes on and you're up to something. You are right in this case. That guy was nekkid.

Being from Arkansas, I can affirm that we are always "up to something".

/does anybody remember he commedian that made that 'nekkid' joke in the first place?


Lewis Grizzard, Author and Southern Humorist. Link and Wiki
 
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2012-09-04 12:38:18 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-04 12:39:17 PM
www.csmonitor.com

Related?
 
2012-09-04 12:58:23 PM
anyone else find it strange that most of the "crazy" articles are being posted on the dailymail uk site lately? we can't take advantage of our own weirdos? :T
 
2012-09-04 12:59:09 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why is Arkansas pronounced so oddly?


From Wikipedia: Its name is an Algonquian name of the Quapaw Indians.

So it's pronounced how a white man would fark up the name.
 
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