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(AP)   Secret Service recovers Biden's truck full of paddleballs   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 60
    More: Followup, Joe Biden, Ed Donovan, Detroit Police, trucks  
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2012-09-04 08:54:23 AM
Our long national nightmare is finally over. Thank White Jesus!
 
2012-09-04 08:57:11 AM
i2.ytimg.com
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2012-09-04 08:57:31 AM
*biden-washing-uhaul-no-shirt-photoshop.jpg*
 
2012-09-04 09:02:18 AM
Wow, the Secret Service are getting their asses handed to them this year.
 
2012-09-04 09:02:52 AM
Biden's really good at paddleball. He'd give Heddey Lamarr a run for his money.
 
2012-09-04 09:04:23 AM
Give the Vice President a Harumph!
 
2012-09-04 09:06:19 AM

Lando Lincoln: Biden's really good at paddleball. He'd give Heddey Lamarr a run for his money.


Thats Hedley!
 
2012-09-04 09:08:26 AM
Paddles and ballgags?!?

Oh, paddleballs. My brain needs coffee...
 
2012-09-04 09:10:22 AM
Detroit, if it ain't chained down, it ain't yours.
island-adv.com
 
2012-09-04 09:12:32 AM
hosted.ap.org
i119.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-04 09:14:15 AM
They prefer we refer to it as "a" dildo.
 
2012-09-04 09:14:29 AM

Spanky3woods: [i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]
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This ones defective
 
2012-09-04 09:14:58 AM
they prefer that we refer to it as "a" dildo...
 
2012-09-04 09:19:32 AM
3 miles away? Here's what happened:

Dude steals truck. Dude pulls over to check out contents. Dude realizes that he's stolen Biden's shiat, and has visions of the FBI, CIA, US marshals, and the Secret Service all tracking him down, says "aw HELL naw!" and runs away fast as he can.
 
2012-09-04 09:24:14 AM

PYROY: [i119.photobucket.com image 850x439]


farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2012-09-04 09:24:59 AM
i was called bad kitty and still it allowed a duplicate post.
 
2012-09-04 09:26:07 AM
"It has been hot as hell out here, as you all know, so I had to leave the engine running while I popped into 7-11 for a chilli dog and a Swisher Sweet. I was inside for maybe 5 minutes and when I came out, nothing". - Joe Biden told ABC news Sunday
 
2012-09-04 09:27:24 AM

BronyMedic: Our long national nightmare is finally over. Thank White Jesus!


Wow creepy. I came here to post this *exact* message.

Unplug yourself from the hive-mind, sir. I declare this to be my lawn and I think you'll find you're standing on it.
 
2012-09-04 09:27:33 AM

tagkc: Spanky3woods: [i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]
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This ones defective


Hand some of these out to the boys in lieu of pay!
 
2012-09-04 09:29:17 AM

tagkc: Spanky3woods: [i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]
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This ones defective


WHY DO I ALWAYS GET A WARPED ONE!?
 
2012-09-04 09:30:37 AM
What an unlucky thief...
 
2012-09-04 09:33:41 AM

Big Dave: "It has been hot as hell out here, as you all know, so I had to leave the engine running while I popped into 7-11 for a chilli dog and a Swisher Sweet. I was inside for maybe 5 minutes and when I came out, nothing". - Joe Biden told ABC news Sunday


You could totally replace Biden with Clinton here..
and suddenly you can hear it in his voice... it totally seems plausible.
 
2012-09-04 09:34:24 AM

Greek: 3 miles away? Here's what happened:

Dude steals truck. Dude pulls over to check out contents. Dude realizes that he's stolen Biden's shiat, and has visions of the FBI, CIA, US marshals, and the Secret Service all Seal Team 6 tracking him down, says "aw HELL naw!" and runs away fast as he can.


ftfy
 
2012-09-04 09:35:58 AM

BronyMedic: Our long national nightmare is finally over. Thank WhiteBaby Jesus!


FTFM
www.toyota-4runner.org
 
2012-09-04 09:38:00 AM
Thank God it wasn't his Trans Am, that is one sweet ride.
 
2012-09-04 09:40:43 AM
Lando Lincoln

Biden's really good at paddleball. He'd give Heddey Lamarr a run for his money.


Thats HEDLEY!
 
2012-09-04 09:44:10 AM

Baby Face Fister: Thank God it wasn't his Trans Am, that is one sweet ride.


You don't think ol' Joe's Trans Am is loaded with the latest in anti-theft tech? I bet he's got a LoJack in there - the deluxe model, too.

// also, his Club is made from military-grade carbon-steel, reverse-engineered from alient technoilogy
// but shhhhhhhhh
 
2012-09-04 09:46:07 AM

Maul555: BronyMedic: Our long national nightmare is finally over. Thank WhiteBaby Jesus!

FTFM
[www.toyota-4runner.org image 256x192]


Sir, I am the Reverend Uncle Ruckus. No Relation.

www.morethings.com
 
2012-09-04 09:47:32 AM

Dr Dreidel: Baby Face Fister: Thank God it wasn't his Trans Am, that is one sweet ride.

You don't think ol' Joe's Trans Am is loaded with the latest in anti-theft tech? I bet he's got a LoJack in there - the deluxe model, too.

// also, his Club is made from military-grade carbon-steel, reverse-engineered from alient technoilogy
// but shhhhhhhhh


Not to mention he has a hidden switch that kills power to the coil.
 
2012-09-04 09:48:45 AM

Greek: 3 miles away? Here's what happened:

Dude steals truck. Dude pulls over to check out contents. Dude realizes that he's stolen Biden's shiat, and has visions of the FBI, CIA, US marshals, and the Secret Service all tracking him down, says "aw HELL naw!" and runs away fast as he can.


I have a friend who works for U-Haul. The most common item stolen from the trucks is Catalytic Converters. (brings more money than copper wire.)
 
2012-09-04 09:52:18 AM
"Donovan had said the truck had no weapons on board. He declined to say whether any of the equipment was stolen."

Sounds like it was filled with weapons.
 
2012-09-04 09:56:57 AM
The idea that VP Joe Biden would travel with a truck full of paddle-balls gives me joy and mirth the likes of which I have not enjoyed in some time.

For providing that, in these painful and challenging times, I thank ye.
 
2012-09-04 10:07:13 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: The idea that VP Joe Biden would travel with a truck full of paddle-balls gives me joy and mirth the likes of which I have not enjoyed in some time.

For providing that, in these painful and challenging times, I thank ye.


How awesome would it be if Biden walks out onstage with a paddleball at the DNC this week?
 
2012-09-04 10:08:55 AM
How many back issues of Club?
 
2012-09-04 10:20:06 AM
Isn't this the second time this has happened?
 
2012-09-04 10:22:25 AM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-09-04 10:22:27 AM
It is bad enough driving through Detroit, I can't imagine anyone spending the night in a motel.
 
2012-09-04 10:22:48 AM

Madaynun: Greek: 3 miles away? Here's what happened:

Dude steals truck. Dude pulls over to check out contents. Dude realizes that he's stolen Biden's shiat, and has visions of the FBI, CIA, US marshals, and the Secret Service all tracking him down, says "aw HELL naw!" and runs away fast as he can.

I have a friend who works for U-Haul. The most common item stolen from the trucks is Catalytic Converters. (brings more money than copper wire.)


I know they are. I'm an auto mechanic. Scrap OEM converters bring $50-$200 or more, depending on vehicle, due to the precious metals used as the catalysts (platinum, rhodium, and palladium, mostly) and trucks are a common target because they're up off the ground, so the thief doesn't need to jack the vehicle up to cut it off. A couple minutes with a sawzall, and you're done. Catalytic converter thefts ebb and flow with scrap prices. However, it's generally not necessary to steal the whole truck to get the cat.

I recommend these: www.catclamp.com Wire rope is really hard to cut with a sawzall, because it moves with the blade, and is nearly impossible to hold tightly enough.
 
2012-09-04 10:28:25 AM

way south: "Donovan had said the truck had no weapons on board. He declined to say whether any of the equipment was stolen."

Sounds like it was filled with weapons.


"They then stressed that it contained no nuclear weapons, and for the public to calmly but quickly go on vacation at a safe distance from the city."
 
2012-09-04 10:38:43 AM
Why does he always get the warped one?
 
2012-09-04 10:45:02 AM

Big Dave: "It has been hot as hell out here, as you all know, so I had to leave the engine running while I popped into 7-11 for a chilli dog and a Swisher Sweet. I was inside for maybe 5 minutes and when I came out, nothing". - Joe Biden told ABC news Sunday


Man, you made me check the article, because I could totally believe that Joe was actually driving the truck over there. Although, I seriously doubt even he would grab a Swisher Sweet. (Chili dog? Sure. Those nasty perfumed cigars? Hell no.)
 
2012-09-04 11:11:14 AM

Spanky3woods: [i2.ytimg.com image 480x360]
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Does not disappoint.
 
2012-09-04 11:20:47 AM
Paddleballs? Is this like some dog whistle style political joke? And by that I mean completely unfunny. Not just 'not funny', but so negatively funny as to make other jokes I remember laughing at be less funny.
 
2012-09-04 11:28:03 AM

trappedspirit: Paddleballs? Is this like some dog whistle style political joke? And by that I mean completely unfunny. Not just 'not funny', but so negatively funny as to make other jokes I remember laughing at be less funny.


themoviechef.com
 
2012-09-04 11:46:01 AM
He has to protect his phony-baloney job, gentlemen.
 
2012-09-04 11:46:20 AM
Where was Morocco Mole during this event? He was supposed to watch the truck.
 
2012-09-04 12:39:12 PM
Does he look like Obama's son?
 
2012-09-04 12:39:13 PM

Greek: 3 miles away? Here's what happened:

Dude steals truck. Dude pulls over to check out contents. Dude realizes that he's stolen Biden's shiat, and has visions of the FBI, CIA, US marshals, and the Secret Service all tracking him down working up a number six on him, says "aw HELL naw!" and runs away fast as he can.

 
2012-09-04 01:03:32 PM
When Biden saw that the White House had sent a U-Haul for him, he passed out on the spot.
 
2012-09-04 01:06:46 PM

Buttbone McGillicutty: Does he look like Obama's son?


if Obama did have a son I'm sure he would look just like that truck thief in the picture.
 
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