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2012-09-04 03:57:21 PM
Came for:

content7.flixster.com


Left disappointed.
 
2012-09-04 04:08:39 PM
I'd hit it.



www.nrg.co.il

www.publimetro.com.mx
 
2012-09-04 05:50:50 PM
img2.timeinc.net
"Hungry [sic] is a country? I've heard of Turkey."
 

It turned out that no, she was not smarter than a fifth grader.
 
2012-09-04 05:55:31 PM

SonOfSpam: rvesco: "You are ORLY men."



/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry

"Which is man with beard?"


"HALLO, MEN. YOU ARE MEN."
 
2012-09-04 06:32:39 PM
The only ones who should be tried for crimes against humanity are those who went after Gaddafi, Hussein and the others who kept that region stable.
 
2012-09-04 06:57:20 PM

Mighty Aswan: Came for:

[content7.flixster.com image 243x164]

Left disappointed.


How weird is that?
 
2012-09-04 07:12:23 PM

JonnyG: The only ones who should be tried for crimes against humanity are those who went after Gaddafi, Hussein and the others who kept that region stable.


Born in the 90s, I take it?
 
BHK
2012-09-04 08:58:41 PM
She's stupid because she has personal and intimate connections to a certain person and thinks she knows his character. While she may be in err about the full nature of her boyfriend, that doesn't make her stupid. After all, some of the worst dictators in history were known to be generous and honorable amongst their friends and family. Like all politicians, it's how they get to positions of power in the first place.

Meanwhile, subby is oh so terribly smart because he read all the media reports, compiled by them from the mouthpieces of various national and world government organizations that Saif Gaddafi is a bad bad man. And it can't really be bad because he targets civilians. No, our beloved leaders target civilians every day in their efforts to protect our superior American personages from harm by filthy terrorists attending weddings and funerals. He was bad because he was no longer a good friend of glorious rulers in D.C.
 
2012-09-04 09:08:32 PM
You are men. You are ORLY men.

Link

/"Which one is man with beard?"
 
2012-09-04 09:28:55 PM

BHK: She's stupid because she has personal and intimate connections to a certain person and thinks she knows his character. While she may be in err about the full nature of her boyfriend, that doesn't make her stupid. After all, some of the worst dictators in history were known to be generous and honorable amongst their friends and family. Like all politicians, it's how they get to positions of power in the first place.

Meanwhile, subby is oh so terribly smart because he read all the media reports, compiled by them from the mouthpieces of various national and world government organizations that Saif Gaddafi is a bad bad man. And it can't really be bad because he targets civilians. No, our beloved leaders target civilians every day in their efforts to protect our superior American personages from harm by filthy terrorists attending weddings and funerals. He was bad because he was no longer a good friend of glorious rulers in D.C.


Zombie Qaddafi isn't going to have sex with you.

Yet.
 
2012-09-04 09:42:44 PM
I thought all Israeli women had curly frizzy black hair and thick moustaches.
 
2012-09-04 09:45:44 PM

Matthew Keene: I'm a gay Nazi with a cute Jewish boyfriend.


Go on...
 
2012-09-04 10:55:10 PM

thamike: JonnyG: The only ones who should be tried for crimes against humanity are those who went after Gaddafi, Hussein and the others who kept that region stable.

Born in the 90s, I take it?


No, sir. American, I take it?

The fact is that those/these men kept that region as stable as you're ever going to see it. Western-style democracy and living is simply not possible in a society that is such a contract to ours. Hell, we barely keep it together as it is.
 
2012-09-05 01:00:50 AM

Oldiron_79: THE GREAT NAME: ExperianScaresCthulhu: offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

Speaking of.. how come everytime these high profile (and dark skinned and very semitic) Muslim alleged terrorist dudes chase after Jewish broads, the broads aren't semitic jews, they're euro russian (fake) jews?

Women like their men dark skinned, men like their women pale skinned. Don't ask me why. Maybe pale implies innocence and virginity while dark-skinned implies worldly experience. Or maybe pale looks more intelligent and the culture has shifted around so that the woman is the brainy one.

Anyhow men: get a tan. Spray on, booth, vacation, it doesn't matter.

I always hated that women like men with tans..... How did you guess that I'm a filthy Ginger.


I love ginger men.
 
2012-09-05 02:30:39 AM

rvesco: You are men. You are ORLY men.

Link

/"Which one is man with beard?"




"ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY???
staporinac 10 months ago

who me??? I didn't write this...
cm79ca in reply to staporinac 10 months ago"
 
2012-09-05 02:58:06 AM
Where can I get some of THESE?? They'd be a hit with the nut squad I hang with locally.

www.extremefunnyhumor.com
 
2012-09-05 06:17:32 AM

JonnyG: No, sir. American, I take it?

The fact is that those/these men kept that region as stable as you're ever going to see it. Western-style democracy and living is simply not possible in a society that is such a contract to ours. Hell, we barely keep it together as it is.


American who spent half his life in "that region," from the early 80s through the late 90s. The region was never "stable," unless you call brutal dictatorships with access to jet aircraft and a penchant for trolling the U.S. stable.

And I never said anything about "Western Style Democracy." Turkish style suits me just fine. Hell, Iraq, Egypt, Libya, Syria could all become socialist, communist, or even abstract expressionist and you wouldn't hear a peep out of me. That wasn't what I was pointing out.

I was questioning your concept of stability. Back before bin Laden thoroughly destroyed the notion that hijacking a plane and taking hostages to successfully further one's political agenda, doing just that was almost an international sport. Before Qaddafi got a Tent Man on Heroin makeover, he was blowing up passenger jets and getting into dogfights with NATO over the Mediterranean. Saddam spent the better part of the 1980s trying to invade Iran, then spent the 1990s pretending not to regret invading Kuwait. Don't even get me started on Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Palestine, and Israel.

The use of "American" as a pejorative here is especially ironic, considering your version of stability is that domestic uprisings are crushed and/or you just hadn't heard any news about it. The only thing that was stable (and I use that word loosely) in the region were the regimes' power. If there's one particularly American fallacious notion it's the "at least with those guys around, it was relatively peaceful" bullsh*t, so it is ironic that you're defending that very opinion by expecting me to feel bad for being an American.
 
2012-09-05 09:29:10 AM
Did she try to figure out how many miles she will travel in an hour if she is moving at 60 miles per hour?
 
2012-09-05 12:00:20 PM

mrphil: [www.dogbreedinfo.com image 350x277]

Strong family resemblance.


Come on! Don't be insulting!

(to weiner-maners)
 
2012-09-05 12:04:59 PM
Sexpun T'Come: Oldiron_79: THE GREAT NAME: ExperianScaresCthulhu: offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

Speaking of.. how come everytime these high profile (and dark skinned and very semitic) Muslim alleged terrorist dudes chase after Jewish broads, the broads aren't semitic jews, they're euro russian (fake) jews?

Women like their men dark skinned, men like their women pale skinned. Don't ask me why. Maybe pale implies innocence and virginity while dark-skinned implies worldly experience. Or maybe pale looks more intelligent and the culture has shifted around so that the woman is the brainy one.

Anyhow men: get a tan. Spray on, booth, vacation, it doesn't matter.

I always hated that women like men with tans..... How did you guess that I'm a filthy Ginger.

I love ginger men.


Well how you doin'.

But anyways one that I never understood is that even most Bisexuals like their men tan & brunette and their women pale and either blond or redhead
 
2012-09-05 05:41:18 PM

offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]


And what was she quoted as saying after bumping into a priceless Ming vase, sending it shattering to the floor?

"I'm okay. I'm okay."
 
2012-09-05 11:16:13 PM
i.imgur.com

media.tumblr.com

Separated at birth?
 
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