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(Times of Israel)   Introducing the dumbest blonde in the whole entire universe   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 122
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2012-09-04 08:06:29 AM  
Weinerman?

boards.420chan.org
 
2012-09-04 08:08:29 AM  
Rupert Murdoch is probably trying to hire her for Fox News.
 
2012-09-04 08:09:50 AM  
yafh.com
 
2012-09-04 08:19:31 AM  
"You are ORLY men."

cdn.static.ovimg.com

/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry
 
2012-09-04 08:23:18 AM  

jtr: Just because you're blonde and wear a lot of makeup, doesn't mean you're hot.


Surprisingly, subby never made that claim.

/Is this a sign of the apocalypse?
 
2012-09-04 08:27:11 AM  

nekom: Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!


I'm OK with the wrestler, the hunter and the terrorist, but a GOP guy? That crosses a line.
 
2012-09-04 08:28:07 AM  
so how is that conversion thing working out?
 
2012-09-04 08:29:28 AM  
Wait, is he one of the "Kill ALL the Jews" Muslim or more of a "Ya know, I'm just not a big fan of the Jews" Muslim?
 
2012-09-04 08:31:16 AM  

nekom: that they were in a "discreet" relationship that began in London in 2005, when they were introduced by mutual friends

What the hell kind of group of friends do these people have?

Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!


Hey, Mexican wrestlers are awesome. You got something against luchadores?
 
2012-09-04 08:37:59 AM  
I was trying to figure out what made her so dumb, then I found it:

"Saif worked closely with Mr. Blair before he was captured. The two are old friends - it is time that Mr. Blair returned some loyalty," Weinerman said. "Mr. Blair is a man of God - as a Christian he has a moral duty to help a friend in need."

She thinks Tony Blair has morals. What a silly woman.
 
2012-09-04 08:47:18 AM  
Whatever - I would hit that so hard then make her eat bacon !

stirea.files.wordpress.com

allainjules.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-04 08:49:03 AM  
Came here expecting jenny mcarthy pics.. but nnooooooo
 
2012-09-04 08:49:53 AM  
i98.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-04 08:50:43 AM  
She looks like someone who has a makeup team always on standby.
 
2012-09-04 08:57:35 AM  
I'm still not fully awake it appears...

I read Tony Stark instead of Tony Blair, and really had my brain flip over.
 
2012-09-04 09:07:30 AM  

rvesco: "You are ORLY men."

/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry


Obscure?

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-04 09:11:53 AM  
What Orly may look like:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-04 09:18:34 AM  
I'm not saying she's a drag queen, but I know drag queens that look more convincing and less subtle.

On the other hand, my "circle of friends" is also quite diverse.
 
2012-09-04 09:22:04 AM  
Subby, that's not Jenny McCarthy.
 
2012-09-04 09:28:07 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, is he one of the "Kill ALL the Jews" Muslim or more of a "Ya know, I'm just not a big fan of the Jews" Muslim?


Depends which crowd he is talking to.
 
2012-09-04 09:32:18 AM  
THE GREAT NAME: ExperianScaresCthulhu: offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

Speaking of.. how come everytime these high profile (and dark skinned and very semitic) Muslim alleged terrorist dudes chase after Jewish broads, the broads aren't semitic jews, they're euro russian (fake) jews?

Women like their men dark skinned, men like their women pale skinned. Don't ask me why. Maybe pale implies innocence and virginity while dark-skinned implies worldly experience. Or maybe pale looks more intelligent and the culture has shifted around so that the woman is the brainy one.

Anyhow men: get a tan. Spray on, booth, vacation, it doesn't matter.


I always hated that women like men with tans..... How did you guess that I'm a filthy Ginger.
 
2012-09-04 09:46:01 AM  

rvesco: "You are ORLY men."

[cdn.static.ovimg.com image 400x300]

/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry


Pardon me Sir, but I'm afraid someone is endeavoring to contact you telephonicly. Shall I tell them to Fark Off?

/nothings obscure on Fark.
 
2012-09-04 09:57:51 AM  

Chariset: mediablitz: Orly Weinerman
Orly Weinerman
ORLY WEINERMAN

Her name can't possibly...

*clicks*

O.O


I checked for 'The Onion' label.
 
2012-09-04 10:03:18 AM  

rvesco: "You are ORLY men."



/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry


"Which is man with beard?"
 
2012-09-04 10:04:26 AM  

Pribar: Confabulat: Doesn't seem so dumb to me. Farking the sons of ruling clans has been a time-honored way to advance in human civilization for millennia.

I'm guessing that the dumb part comes from an Israeli admitting to an affair with a Muslim who's already being tried on a death penalty case in a Muslim court, that Should REALLY help his case.


Not to mention what it does to her rep.
 
2012-09-04 10:17:01 AM  

nekom: that they were in a "discreet" relationship that began in London in 2005, when they were introduced by mutual friends

What the hell kind of group of friends do these people have?

Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!


There is, I think, a whole 'nother level here that we plebs are totally clueless about. Dumb blond? I don't think so. I may be wrong, but I think there's some cloak and dagger shiat going on here.
 
2012-09-04 10:20:32 AM  

WMittensRomney: nekom: that they were in a "discreet" relationship that began in London in 2005, when they were introduced by mutual friends

What the hell kind of group of friends do these people have?

Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!

Based on the news, when it comes to 'lifestyle choices', the jetset crowd doesn't really believe any of the shiat they tell the little people to keep their support ;) They live how they want, as their money and contacts enable them to, albeit to varying degrees. I mean, the King of Jordan was on a Star Trek episode and Prince Harry dresses up as a Nazi, or not at all, depending on how he feels that day. Now the ones that take things too seriously - those are the ones you have to watch out for.


Pretty much this.
 
2012-09-04 10:36:08 AM  
t.qkme.me
 
2012-09-04 10:39:08 AM  
cdn.timesofisrael.com

Separated at birth?

series.yagg.com
 
2012-09-04 10:52:49 AM  

offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]


If tucking "her" boy parts between her legs is considered maintenance, then definitely, yes.

Maybe it's just a bad photo, but surely I can't be the only one that thought that this is a tranny with a cheeky pseudonym.
 
2012-09-04 10:55:06 AM  
I'm pretty sure the chick in Terra Haute who stuck the liquor bottles in her vag last week and allowed a crowd to tape her is dumber.

/just sayin
 
2012-09-04 10:56:21 AM  
I wish the jews and arabs would just kill each other or get over it.
 
2012-09-04 11:06:27 AM  

rvesco: "You are ORLY men."

[cdn.static.ovimg.com image 400x300]

/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry


Not true. Fawlty Towers is not obscure.

/or-ily is how I always pronounce orly, for this exact reason
 
2012-09-04 11:07:11 AM  
www.extremefunnyhumor.com
 
2012-09-04 11:07:20 AM  
What I find most confusing about this story is that the dude hasn't been executed yet. I was sort of under the impression that in places like Libya, they give you a kangaroo court kind of trial, then simply take you out back a put a bullet through your head.

Plus, in this case, it's now evident that he had a 5 year affair with a Jew from Israel?! Isn't that like "consorting with the enemy", or at the very least some sort of treason to them?

Something about this doesn't make sense. Well, actually, none of it does.
 
2012-09-04 11:08:15 AM  

milesl: Whatever - I would hit that so hard then make her eat bacon !

[stirea.files.wordpress.com image 593x440]

[allainjules.files.wordpress.com image 306x691]


Hope you like sword fights.
 
2012-09-04 11:18:04 AM  

durbnpoisn: Plus, in this case, it's now evident that he had a 5 year affair with a Jew from Israel?! Isn't that like "consorting with the enemy", or at the very least some sort of treason to them?


FTA: "Weinerman told the Daily Mail that "the fact that Saif was prepared to involve himself in a loving relationship with a Jew is a measure of how open and civilized he is."

Not that I wouldn't require an entire Luftwaffe of pigs in order to buy this for a split-second, it makes perfect sense as spin, I'd say...
 
2012-09-04 11:18:20 AM  
ArmyWarVet: Pardon me Sir, but I'm afraid someone is endeavoring to contact you telephonicly. Shall I tell them to Fark Off?



Thank is my cell ringtone.

For reals.
 
2012-09-04 12:22:41 PM  

desertfool: Is this her mother?
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


Came for Patsy. Leaving satisfied. Cheers.
 
2012-09-04 12:27:16 PM  

Perducci: Maybe it's just a bad photo, but surely I can't be the only one that thought that this is a tranny with a cheeky pseudonym.


Anybody who wears that many thick layers of makeup will look like a tranny...
 
2012-09-04 12:30:07 PM  
I would schtup her harder than a Yonkers shopkeep haggles over a nickel.
 
2012-09-04 12:33:25 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

Speaking of.. how come everytime these high profile (and dark skinned and very semitic) Muslim alleged terrorist dudes chase after Jewish broads, the broads aren't semitic jews, they're euro russian (fake) jews?


Because the latter are better-looking?
 
2012-09-04 01:14:09 PM  
I thought it would be some Florida trailer trash wanting to vote for Obama again.

I guess I was close.

//lude
 
2012-09-04 01:36:01 PM  

lude: I thought it would be some Florida trailer trash wanting to vote for Obama again.

I guess I was close.

//lude


Or a gay poor female republican... yes, they really do exist.
 
2012-09-04 01:51:16 PM  
www.dogbreedinfo.com

Strong family resemblance.
 
2012-09-04 01:53:26 PM  
Here is the boyfriend with a table cloth on his head:
a.bimg.dk
 
2012-09-04 02:42:34 PM  
Ok, still not clear if "she" is a tranny or not, but whatever. Thing about Saif is, was he ever really involved in his fathers regime or did he haul ass to England ASAP and stay there?
 
2012-09-04 02:49:51 PM  
I'm sorry. Stupid yet hot blonde in photo made me not read the rest of article.
 
2012-09-04 03:12:53 PM  
"Introducing the dumbest blonde in the whole entire universe"

agreed
 
2012-09-04 03:13:05 PM  
Spanky McStupid: [cdn.timesofisrael.com image 305x172]

Separated at birth?

[series.yagg.com image 500x301]


Notice the brown eyes and eyebrows..... "Dumb blonds" are like 99% of the time bottle blonds. Same with "crazy redheads"
 
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