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2012-09-04 03:54:11 AM  
Orly?
 
2012-09-04 04:04:38 AM  
Orly Weinerman
Orly Weinerman
ORLY WEINERMAN
 
2012-09-04 04:10:11 AM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-04 04:13:02 AM  

mediablitz: Orly Weinerman
Orly Weinerman
ORLY WEINERMAN


Her name can't possibly...

*clicks*

O.O
 
2012-09-04 04:38:39 AM  
that they were in a "discreet" relationship that began in London in 2005, when they were introduced by mutual friends

What the hell kind of group of friends do these people have?

Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!
 
2012-09-04 04:51:51 AM  
Orly Weinerman.
 
2012-09-04 05:36:04 AM  
Doesn't seem so dumb to me. Farking the sons of ruling clans has been a time-honored way to advance in human civilization for millennia.
 
2012-09-04 05:40:41 AM  
files.myopera.com

Weinerman.
 
2012-09-04 05:51:07 AM  

nekom: What the hell kind of group of friends do these people have?

 

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-04 05:51:25 AM  
"The International Criminal Court prosecutor had asked judges to issue arrest warrants for Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi and son Saif, for crimes against humanity, accusing them of deliberately targeting civilians in their crackdown against rebels."

Well, to be fair, if it is civilians who are rebelling, then I suppose it is only fair to target them.
 
2012-09-04 05:55:21 AM  
Saif Gaddafi: PhD in Economics
Orly Weinerman: 'model actress'
Reason for breakup: Civil War

She didn't love him. She loved his notoriety. He kept her in the gossip rags. So what's the real reason for requesting clemency for him?
 
2012-09-04 05:59:30 AM  

Confabulat: Doesn't seem so dumb to me. Farking the sons of ruling clans has been a time-honored way to advance in human civilization for millennia.


I'm guessing that the dumb part comes from an Israeli admitting to an affair with a Muslim who's already being tried on a death penalty case in a Muslim court, that Should REALLY help his case.
 
2012-09-04 06:01:09 AM  

nekom: An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler.


OK, they walk into a bar. Then what?
 
2012-09-04 06:02:32 AM  

nekom: that they were in a "discreet" relationship that began in London in 2005, when they were introduced by mutual friends

What the hell kind of group of friends do these people have?

Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!


If they ever do an A-Team reboot, that is how they should do it.
 
2012-09-04 06:04:14 AM  
She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

cdn.timesofisrael.com
 
2012-09-04 06:08:52 AM  

offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]


Just a tad...
 
2012-09-04 06:09:24 AM  
i235.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-04 06:10:26 AM  

offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]


Speaking of.. how come everytime these high profile (and dark skinned and very semitic) Muslim alleged terrorist dudes chase after Jewish broads, the broads aren't semitic jews, they're euro russian (fake) jews?
 
2012-09-04 06:10:53 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Saif Gaddafi: PhD in Economics
Orly Weinerman: 'model actress'
Reason for breakup: Civil War

She didn't love him. She loved his notoriety. He kept her in the gossip rags. So what's the real reason for requesting clemency for him?


The next Nicholas Sparks novel/movie?
 
2012-09-04 06:11:54 AM  

offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]


as in she has to keep her face shaved, her "boobies" padded, and her dick tucked?
 
2012-09-04 06:12:28 AM  
Is that lady gaga?
 
2012-09-04 06:14:36 AM  
i.imgur.com

Pamela Manderson 
 
 
2012-09-04 06:17:54 AM  

Hetfield: [i.imgur.com image 635x357]

Pamela Manderson


You win.. I've got the lights.. It's been fun people..
 
2012-09-04 06:21:09 AM  

LordOfThePings: nekom: An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler.

OK, they walk into a bar. Then what?


*clunk*

"Ouch!"
 
2012-09-04 06:21:37 AM  
I wonder if this guy is like: "Talk to Tony Blair but don't tell him you were born a dude. That would make me gay, and they would still execute me for that."
 
2012-09-04 06:25:57 AM  
Hell, I'll admit it... I only clicked because I saw "dumb" and "blonde" in the headline. Next.
 
2012-09-04 06:26:17 AM  

offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]


In an Alexis Arquette sort of way.
 
2012-09-04 06:27:19 AM  
nekom:
Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!

Fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all this stuff.
 
2012-09-04 06:31:41 AM  

thamike: offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

In an Alexis Arquette sort of way.


Yeeesh!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-04 06:32:25 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

Speaking of.. how come everytime these high profile (and dark skinned and very semitic) Muslim alleged terrorist dudes chase after Jewish broads, the broads aren't semitic jews, they're euro russian (fake) jews?


Women like their men dark skinned, men like their women pale skinned. Don't ask me why. Maybe pale implies innocence and virginity while dark-skinned implies worldly experience. Or maybe pale looks more intelligent and the culture has shifted around so that the woman is the brainy one.

Anyhow men: get a tan. Spray on, booth, vacation, it doesn't matter.
 
2012-09-04 06:34:30 AM  
I'm a gay Nazi with a cute Jewish boyfriend.
 
jtr
2012-09-04 06:37:40 AM  
Just because you're blonde and wear a lot of makeup, doesn't mean you're hot.

I'm no Brad Pitt, but I don't think I'd go there.
 
2012-09-04 06:43:49 AM  
Hang on everyone. It might actually be true love.
 
2012-09-04 06:43:49 AM  
webpages.charter.net
 
mhd
2012-09-04 06:44:49 AM  
Not the only dumb blonde in that group, if I recall correctly spokes-model (for a German ISP) Vanessa Hessler lost her job when her affair became public

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-04 06:46:52 AM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc
 
2012-09-04 06:53:42 AM  
They met on Match dot com.

/Her picture is there.
 
2012-09-04 06:55:17 AM  

thamike: offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

In an Alexis Arquette sort of way.


I was thinking the expression says "You only brought me a HALF an ounce of cocaine?"
 
2012-09-04 06:57:08 AM  
You guys have never made me laugh like the first few posts in this thread, well done
 
2012-09-04 07:08:03 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Saif Gaddafi: PhD in Economics
Orly Weinerman: 'model actress'
Reason for breakup: Civil War

She didn't love him. She loved his notoriety. He kept her in the gossip rags. So what's the real reason for requesting clemency for him?


The death penalty prevents conjugal visits.
 
2012-09-04 07:09:06 AM  
i.imgur.com

Would like to meet her, share anecdotes, pictures. 
 
2012-09-04 07:17:10 AM  

hestheone: Well, to be fair, if it is civilians who are rebelling, then I suppose it is only fair to target them.


Plus, they just assumed all military-aged males were enemy combatants unless proved otherwise.
 
2012-09-04 07:17:31 AM  
Hey, Orly Weinerman, why the long face?
 
2012-09-04 07:19:35 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Saif Gaddafi: PhD in Economics
Orly Weinerman: 'model actress'
Reason for breakup: Civil War

She didn't love him. She loved his notoriety. He kept her in the gossip rags. So what's the real reason for requesting clemency for him?


He's got access to the overseas bank accounts that she so desperately loves.
 
2012-09-04 07:28:26 AM  
Is this her mother?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-04 07:39:21 AM  

desertfool: Is this her mother?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


/golf clap
 
2012-09-04 07:49:08 AM  
What's with the name Orly?
www.nndb.com
 
2012-09-04 07:49:26 AM  

nekom: that they were in a "discreet" relationship that began in London in 2005, when they were introduced by mutual friends

What the hell kind of group of friends do these people have?

Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!


Based on the news, when it comes to 'lifestyle choices', the jetset crowd doesn't really believe any of the shiat they tell the little people to keep their support ;) They live how they want, as their money and contacts enable them to, albeit to varying degrees. I mean, the King of Jordan was on a Star Trek episode and Prince Harry dresses up as a Nazi, or not at all, depending on how he feels that day. Now the ones that take things too seriously - those are the ones you have to watch out for.
 
2012-09-04 07:55:05 AM  
She has a great name for a basketball PA announcer to call.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooorly Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeinerman! For three!!!
 
2012-09-04 08:02:21 AM  
I bet he raided her entebbe.
 
2012-09-04 08:06:29 AM  
Weinerman?

boards.420chan.org
 
2012-09-04 08:08:29 AM  
Rupert Murdoch is probably trying to hire her for Fox News.
 
2012-09-04 08:09:50 AM  
yafh.com
 
2012-09-04 08:19:31 AM  
"You are ORLY men."

cdn.static.ovimg.com

/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry
 
2012-09-04 08:23:18 AM  

jtr: Just because you're blonde and wear a lot of makeup, doesn't mean you're hot.


Surprisingly, subby never made that claim.

/Is this a sign of the apocalypse?
 
2012-09-04 08:27:11 AM  

nekom: Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!


I'm OK with the wrestler, the hunter and the terrorist, but a GOP guy? That crosses a line.
 
2012-09-04 08:28:07 AM  
so how is that conversion thing working out?
 
2012-09-04 08:29:28 AM  
Wait, is he one of the "Kill ALL the Jews" Muslim or more of a "Ya know, I'm just not a big fan of the Jews" Muslim?
 
2012-09-04 08:31:16 AM  

nekom: that they were in a "discreet" relationship that began in London in 2005, when they were introduced by mutual friends

What the hell kind of group of friends do these people have?

Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!


Hey, Mexican wrestlers are awesome. You got something against luchadores?
 
2012-09-04 08:37:59 AM  
I was trying to figure out what made her so dumb, then I found it:

"Saif worked closely with Mr. Blair before he was captured. The two are old friends - it is time that Mr. Blair returned some loyalty," Weinerman said. "Mr. Blair is a man of God - as a Christian he has a moral duty to help a friend in need."

She thinks Tony Blair has morals. What a silly woman.
 
2012-09-04 08:47:18 AM  
Whatever - I would hit that so hard then make her eat bacon !

stirea.files.wordpress.com

allainjules.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-04 08:49:03 AM  
Came here expecting jenny mcarthy pics.. but nnooooooo
 
2012-09-04 08:49:53 AM  
i98.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-04 08:50:43 AM  
She looks like someone who has a makeup team always on standby.
 
2012-09-04 08:57:35 AM  
I'm still not fully awake it appears...

I read Tony Stark instead of Tony Blair, and really had my brain flip over.
 
2012-09-04 09:07:30 AM  

rvesco: "You are ORLY men."

/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry


Obscure?

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-04 09:11:53 AM  
What Orly may look like:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-04 09:18:34 AM  
I'm not saying she's a drag queen, but I know drag queens that look more convincing and less subtle.

On the other hand, my "circle of friends" is also quite diverse.
 
2012-09-04 09:22:04 AM  
Subby, that's not Jenny McCarthy.
 
2012-09-04 09:28:07 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Wait, is he one of the "Kill ALL the Jews" Muslim or more of a "Ya know, I'm just not a big fan of the Jews" Muslim?


Depends which crowd he is talking to.
 
2012-09-04 09:32:18 AM  
THE GREAT NAME: ExperianScaresCthulhu: offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

Speaking of.. how come everytime these high profile (and dark skinned and very semitic) Muslim alleged terrorist dudes chase after Jewish broads, the broads aren't semitic jews, they're euro russian (fake) jews?

Women like their men dark skinned, men like their women pale skinned. Don't ask me why. Maybe pale implies innocence and virginity while dark-skinned implies worldly experience. Or maybe pale looks more intelligent and the culture has shifted around so that the woman is the brainy one.

Anyhow men: get a tan. Spray on, booth, vacation, it doesn't matter.


I always hated that women like men with tans..... How did you guess that I'm a filthy Ginger.
 
2012-09-04 09:46:01 AM  

rvesco: "You are ORLY men."

[cdn.static.ovimg.com image 400x300]

/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry


Pardon me Sir, but I'm afraid someone is endeavoring to contact you telephonicly. Shall I tell them to Fark Off?

/nothings obscure on Fark.
 
2012-09-04 09:57:51 AM  

Chariset: mediablitz: Orly Weinerman
Orly Weinerman
ORLY WEINERMAN

Her name can't possibly...

*clicks*

O.O


I checked for 'The Onion' label.
 
2012-09-04 10:03:18 AM  

rvesco: "You are ORLY men."



/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry


"Which is man with beard?"
 
2012-09-04 10:04:26 AM  

Pribar: Confabulat: Doesn't seem so dumb to me. Farking the sons of ruling clans has been a time-honored way to advance in human civilization for millennia.

I'm guessing that the dumb part comes from an Israeli admitting to an affair with a Muslim who's already being tried on a death penalty case in a Muslim court, that Should REALLY help his case.


Not to mention what it does to her rep.
 
2012-09-04 10:17:01 AM  

nekom: that they were in a "discreet" relationship that began in London in 2005, when they were introduced by mutual friends

What the hell kind of group of friends do these people have?

Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!


There is, I think, a whole 'nother level here that we plebs are totally clueless about. Dumb blond? I don't think so. I may be wrong, but I think there's some cloak and dagger shiat going on here.
 
2012-09-04 10:20:32 AM  

WMittensRomney: nekom: that they were in a "discreet" relationship that began in London in 2005, when they were introduced by mutual friends

What the hell kind of group of friends do these people have?

Oh hi! Hey, I have a few good friends I'd like you to meet. An Al Qaeda operative, an Arkansas GOP delegate, a bigfoot hunter and a Mexican wrestler. Known them all my life, they're good people!

Based on the news, when it comes to 'lifestyle choices', the jetset crowd doesn't really believe any of the shiat they tell the little people to keep their support ;) They live how they want, as their money and contacts enable them to, albeit to varying degrees. I mean, the King of Jordan was on a Star Trek episode and Prince Harry dresses up as a Nazi, or not at all, depending on how he feels that day. Now the ones that take things too seriously - those are the ones you have to watch out for.


Pretty much this.
 
2012-09-04 10:36:08 AM  
t.qkme.me
 
2012-09-04 10:39:08 AM  
cdn.timesofisrael.com

Separated at birth?

series.yagg.com
 
2012-09-04 10:52:49 AM  

offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]


If tucking "her" boy parts between her legs is considered maintenance, then definitely, yes.

Maybe it's just a bad photo, but surely I can't be the only one that thought that this is a tranny with a cheeky pseudonym.
 
2012-09-04 10:55:06 AM  
I'm pretty sure the chick in Terra Haute who stuck the liquor bottles in her vag last week and allowed a crowd to tape her is dumber.

/just sayin
 
2012-09-04 10:56:21 AM  
I wish the jews and arabs would just kill each other or get over it.
 
2012-09-04 11:06:27 AM  

rvesco: "You are ORLY men."

[cdn.static.ovimg.com image 400x300]

/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry


Not true. Fawlty Towers is not obscure.

/or-ily is how I always pronounce orly, for this exact reason
 
2012-09-04 11:07:11 AM  
www.extremefunnyhumor.com
 
2012-09-04 11:07:20 AM  
What I find most confusing about this story is that the dude hasn't been executed yet. I was sort of under the impression that in places like Libya, they give you a kangaroo court kind of trial, then simply take you out back a put a bullet through your head.

Plus, in this case, it's now evident that he had a 5 year affair with a Jew from Israel?! Isn't that like "consorting with the enemy", or at the very least some sort of treason to them?

Something about this doesn't make sense. Well, actually, none of it does.
 
2012-09-04 11:08:15 AM  

milesl: Whatever - I would hit that so hard then make her eat bacon !

[stirea.files.wordpress.com image 593x440]

[allainjules.files.wordpress.com image 306x691]


Hope you like sword fights.
 
2012-09-04 11:18:04 AM  

durbnpoisn: Plus, in this case, it's now evident that he had a 5 year affair with a Jew from Israel?! Isn't that like "consorting with the enemy", or at the very least some sort of treason to them?


FTA: "Weinerman told the Daily Mail that "the fact that Saif was prepared to involve himself in a loving relationship with a Jew is a measure of how open and civilized he is."

Not that I wouldn't require an entire Luftwaffe of pigs in order to buy this for a split-second, it makes perfect sense as spin, I'd say...
 
2012-09-04 11:18:20 AM  
ArmyWarVet: Pardon me Sir, but I'm afraid someone is endeavoring to contact you telephonicly. Shall I tell them to Fark Off?



Thank is my cell ringtone.

For reals.
 
2012-09-04 12:22:41 PM  

desertfool: Is this her mother?
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


Came for Patsy. Leaving satisfied. Cheers.
 
2012-09-04 12:27:16 PM  

Perducci: Maybe it's just a bad photo, but surely I can't be the only one that thought that this is a tranny with a cheeky pseudonym.


Anybody who wears that many thick layers of makeup will look like a tranny...
 
2012-09-04 12:30:07 PM  
I would schtup her harder than a Yonkers shopkeep haggles over a nickel.
 
2012-09-04 12:33:25 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

Speaking of.. how come everytime these high profile (and dark skinned and very semitic) Muslim alleged terrorist dudes chase after Jewish broads, the broads aren't semitic jews, they're euro russian (fake) jews?


Because the latter are better-looking?
 
2012-09-04 01:14:09 PM  
I thought it would be some Florida trailer trash wanting to vote for Obama again.

I guess I was close.

//lude
 
2012-09-04 01:36:01 PM  

lude: I thought it would be some Florida trailer trash wanting to vote for Obama again.

I guess I was close.

//lude


Or a gay poor female republican... yes, they really do exist.
 
2012-09-04 01:51:16 PM  
www.dogbreedinfo.com

Strong family resemblance.
 
2012-09-04 01:53:26 PM  
Here is the boyfriend with a table cloth on his head:
a.bimg.dk
 
2012-09-04 02:42:34 PM  
Ok, still not clear if "she" is a tranny or not, but whatever. Thing about Saif is, was he ever really involved in his fathers regime or did he haul ass to England ASAP and stay there?
 
2012-09-04 02:49:51 PM  
I'm sorry. Stupid yet hot blonde in photo made me not read the rest of article.
 
2012-09-04 03:12:53 PM  
"Introducing the dumbest blonde in the whole entire universe"

agreed
 
2012-09-04 03:13:05 PM  
Spanky McStupid: [cdn.timesofisrael.com image 305x172]

Separated at birth?

[series.yagg.com image 500x301]


Notice the brown eyes and eyebrows..... "Dumb blonds" are like 99% of the time bottle blonds. Same with "crazy redheads"
 
2012-09-04 03:57:21 PM  
Came for:

content7.flixster.com


Left disappointed.
 
2012-09-04 04:08:39 PM  
I'd hit it.



www.nrg.co.il

www.publimetro.com.mx
 
2012-09-04 05:50:50 PM  
img2.timeinc.net
"Hungry [sic] is a country? I've heard of Turkey."
 

It turned out that no, she was not smarter than a fifth grader.
 
2012-09-04 05:55:31 PM  

SonOfSpam: rvesco: "You are ORLY men."



/Obscure Fawlty Towers reference
//Sorry

"Which is man with beard?"


"HALLO, MEN. YOU ARE MEN."
 
2012-09-04 06:32:39 PM  
The only ones who should be tried for crimes against humanity are those who went after Gaddafi, Hussein and the others who kept that region stable.
 
2012-09-04 06:57:20 PM  

Mighty Aswan: Came for:

[content7.flixster.com image 243x164]

Left disappointed.


How weird is that?
 
2012-09-04 07:12:23 PM  

JonnyG: The only ones who should be tried for crimes against humanity are those who went after Gaddafi, Hussein and the others who kept that region stable.


Born in the 90s, I take it?
 
BHK
2012-09-04 08:58:41 PM  
She's stupid because she has personal and intimate connections to a certain person and thinks she knows his character. While she may be in err about the full nature of her boyfriend, that doesn't make her stupid. After all, some of the worst dictators in history were known to be generous and honorable amongst their friends and family. Like all politicians, it's how they get to positions of power in the first place.

Meanwhile, subby is oh so terribly smart because he read all the media reports, compiled by them from the mouthpieces of various national and world government organizations that Saif Gaddafi is a bad bad man. And it can't really be bad because he targets civilians. No, our beloved leaders target civilians every day in their efforts to protect our superior American personages from harm by filthy terrorists attending weddings and funerals. He was bad because he was no longer a good friend of glorious rulers in D.C.
 
2012-09-04 09:08:32 PM  
You are men. You are ORLY men.

Link

/"Which one is man with beard?"
 
2012-09-04 09:28:55 PM  

BHK: She's stupid because she has personal and intimate connections to a certain person and thinks she knows his character. While she may be in err about the full nature of her boyfriend, that doesn't make her stupid. After all, some of the worst dictators in history were known to be generous and honorable amongst their friends and family. Like all politicians, it's how they get to positions of power in the first place.

Meanwhile, subby is oh so terribly smart because he read all the media reports, compiled by them from the mouthpieces of various national and world government organizations that Saif Gaddafi is a bad bad man. And it can't really be bad because he targets civilians. No, our beloved leaders target civilians every day in their efforts to protect our superior American personages from harm by filthy terrorists attending weddings and funerals. He was bad because he was no longer a good friend of glorious rulers in D.C.


Zombie Qaddafi isn't going to have sex with you.

Yet.
 
2012-09-04 09:42:44 PM  
I thought all Israeli women had curly frizzy black hair and thick moustaches.
 
2012-09-04 09:45:44 PM  

Matthew Keene: I'm a gay Nazi with a cute Jewish boyfriend.


Go on...
 
2012-09-04 10:55:10 PM  

thamike: JonnyG: The only ones who should be tried for crimes against humanity are those who went after Gaddafi, Hussein and the others who kept that region stable.

Born in the 90s, I take it?


No, sir. American, I take it?

The fact is that those/these men kept that region as stable as you're ever going to see it. Western-style democracy and living is simply not possible in a society that is such a contract to ours. Hell, we barely keep it together as it is.
 
2012-09-05 01:00:50 AM  

Oldiron_79: THE GREAT NAME: ExperianScaresCthulhu: offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

[cdn.timesofisrael.com image 635x357]

Speaking of.. how come everytime these high profile (and dark skinned and very semitic) Muslim alleged terrorist dudes chase after Jewish broads, the broads aren't semitic jews, they're euro russian (fake) jews?

Women like their men dark skinned, men like their women pale skinned. Don't ask me why. Maybe pale implies innocence and virginity while dark-skinned implies worldly experience. Or maybe pale looks more intelligent and the culture has shifted around so that the woman is the brainy one.

Anyhow men: get a tan. Spray on, booth, vacation, it doesn't matter.

I always hated that women like men with tans..... How did you guess that I'm a filthy Ginger.


I love ginger men.
 
2012-09-05 02:30:39 AM  

rvesco: You are men. You are ORLY men.

Link

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"ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY???
staporinac 10 months ago

who me??? I didn't write this...
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2012-09-05 02:58:06 AM  
Where can I get some of THESE?? They'd be a hit with the nut squad I hang with locally.

www.extremefunnyhumor.com
 
2012-09-05 06:17:32 AM  

JonnyG: No, sir. American, I take it?

The fact is that those/these men kept that region as stable as you're ever going to see it. Western-style democracy and living is simply not possible in a society that is such a contract to ours. Hell, we barely keep it together as it is.


American who spent half his life in "that region," from the early 80s through the late 90s. The region was never "stable," unless you call brutal dictatorships with access to jet aircraft and a penchant for trolling the U.S. stable.

And I never said anything about "Western Style Democracy." Turkish style suits me just fine. Hell, Iraq, Egypt, Libya, Syria could all become socialist, communist, or even abstract expressionist and you wouldn't hear a peep out of me. That wasn't what I was pointing out.

I was questioning your concept of stability. Back before bin Laden thoroughly destroyed the notion that hijacking a plane and taking hostages to successfully further one's political agenda, doing just that was almost an international sport. Before Qaddafi got a Tent Man on Heroin makeover, he was blowing up passenger jets and getting into dogfights with NATO over the Mediterranean. Saddam spent the better part of the 1980s trying to invade Iran, then spent the 1990s pretending not to regret invading Kuwait. Don't even get me started on Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Palestine, and Israel.

The use of "American" as a pejorative here is especially ironic, considering your version of stability is that domestic uprisings are crushed and/or you just hadn't heard any news about it. The only thing that was stable (and I use that word loosely) in the region were the regimes' power. If there's one particularly American fallacious notion it's the "at least with those guys around, it was relatively peaceful" bullsh*t, so it is ironic that you're defending that very opinion by expecting me to feel bad for being an American.
 
2012-09-05 09:29:10 AM  
Did she try to figure out how many miles she will travel in an hour if she is moving at 60 miles per hour?
 
2012-09-05 12:00:20 PM  

mrphil: [www.dogbreedinfo.com image 350x277]

Strong family resemblance.


Come on! Don't be insulting!

(to weiner-maners)
 
2012-09-05 12:04:59 PM  
Sexpun T'Come: Oldiron_79: THE GREAT NAME: ExperianScaresCthulhu: offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

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Speaking of.. how come everytime these high profile (and dark skinned and very semitic) Muslim alleged terrorist dudes chase after Jewish broads, the broads aren't semitic jews, they're euro russian (fake) jews?

Women like their men dark skinned, men like their women pale skinned. Don't ask me why. Maybe pale implies innocence and virginity while dark-skinned implies worldly experience. Or maybe pale looks more intelligent and the culture has shifted around so that the woman is the brainy one.

Anyhow men: get a tan. Spray on, booth, vacation, it doesn't matter.

I always hated that women like men with tans..... How did you guess that I'm a filthy Ginger.

I love ginger men.


Well how you doin'.

But anyways one that I never understood is that even most Bisexuals like their men tan & brunette and their women pale and either blond or redhead
 
2012-09-05 05:41:18 PM  

offmymeds: She looks kinda "high-maintenance".

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And what was she quoted as saying after bumping into a priceless Ming vase, sending it shattering to the floor?

"I'm okay. I'm okay."
 
2012-09-05 11:16:13 PM  
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Separated at birth?
 
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