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(NW Florida Daily News)   You might be a redneck if you call police to report your son stole your banjo and a double-link bracelet with a turtle, heart, bear, and Tigger and Pooh charms   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Tigger, Winnie-the-Pooh, banjos, pawnshops, son stole, Niceville  
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2745 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Sep 2012 at 5:31 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-04 05:47:05 AM  
2 votes:
Years ago I had a roomate who picked a banjo all the time. Drove me nuts. Doinka doinka doinka,hours on end.
One night I picked him up in my car and he had his banjo. So I said let's get some beers I'll buy. Off we go. I park and purposely leave the back door open.
3 hours later we return and there are two more banjos in the backseat.
2012-09-04 05:34:53 AM  
1 vote:
Tigger? Please.
2012-09-04 03:42:50 AM  
1 vote:
Or maybe you just have exquisite taste.
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