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		You might be a redneck if you call police to report your son stole your banjo and a double-link bracelet with a turtle, heart, bear, and Tigger and Pooh charms (nwfdailynews.com)		17
		More: Florida, Tigger, Winnie-the-Pooh, banjos, pawnshops, son stole, Niceville

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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-09-04 03:42:50 AM

Or maybe you just have exquisite taste.

Cake Hunter		2012-09-04 04:44:53 AM

Why mention the 5th string spikes? That just seems weird to me.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-04 05:34:53 AM

Tigger? Please.

Gawdzila		2012-09-04 05:36:24 AM

Police released a photo of the suspect:

glassrocklife.com

BronyMedic		2012-09-04 05:42:42 AM

Gawdzila: Police released a photo of the suspect:

[glassrocklife.com image 450x300]

Photo of the victim:

epautos.com

Bongo Blue		2012-09-04 05:47:05 AM

Years ago I had a roomate who picked a banjo all the time. Drove me nuts. Doinka doinka doinka,hours on end.
One night I picked him up in my car and he had his banjo. So I said let's get some beers I'll buy. Off we go. I park and purposely leave the back door open.
3 hours later we return and there are two more banjos in the backseat.

KrispyKritter		2012-09-04 05:57:47 AM

How can you tell if the stage is level? If the banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth.

cmcnabb314		2012-09-04 06:21:24 AM

Cake Hunter: Why mention the 5th string spikes? That just seems weird to me.

The 5th string spikes are generally added as a customization, so would be an identifying mark.

offmymeds		2012-09-04 07:23:12 AM

Ibanez M-340 six-string accoustic guitar - $699.00

imgc.classistatic.com

Univox five-string banjo - $350.00

Found these for sale online. Not top of the line, but not cheap either.

Cake Hunter		2012-09-04 09:08:44 AM

cmcnabb314: Cake Hunter: Why mention the 5th string spikes? That just seems weird to me.

The 5th string spikes are generally added as a customization, so would be an identifying mark.

Yeah, I've got three. But he already found the banjo. And besides, how many people would see them and know that they're little model railroad spikes?

Seems like they could have picked a couple better identifiers. I would have no idea what a Keith tuner was if I didn't play bluegrass.

cmcnabb314		2012-09-04 09:28:08 AM

Cake Hunter: how many people would see them and know that they're little model railroad spikes?

In my little neck of Appalachia I'd be really surprised if a pawn shop worker did not know about model railroad spikes and banjos, but I can see where that might be common knowledge in Florida

Cake Hunter		2012-09-04 09:45:09 AM

cmcnabb314: Cake Hunter: how many people would see them and know that they're little model railroad spikes?

In my little neck of Appalachia I'd be really surprised if a pawn shop worker did not know about model railroad spikes and banjos, but I can see where that might be common knowledge in Florida

Fair point. Where I live, more than a few people have said 'what the hell is that?' when they see me playing.

cmcnabb314		2012-09-04 09:46:31 AM

cmcnabb314: I can see where that might be common knowledge in Florida

That should have read, "I can see where that might not be common knowledge in Florida"

MoronLessOff		2012-09-04 10:58:51 AM

offmymeds: [www.vintageacousticguitar.net image 300x400]

Ibanez M-340 six-string accoustic guitar - $699.00

[imgc.classistatic.com image 500x375]

Univox five-string banjo - $350.00

Found these for sale online. Not top of the line, but not cheap either.

Came to say good banjos aren't cheap.

New Age Redneck		2012-09-04 01:03:15 PM

Q: What's the best pick-up to put on a banjo?

A: A F-350.

Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch?

A: Tossing an accordion in a dumpster and having land on a banjo.

/here all week, veal, ....etc.