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2012-09-04 08:59:05 AM  
MC Fran Drescher has political opinions now?

LOL. Wait till she finds out she's black.
 
2012-09-04 08:59:44 AM  
"I'm off my meds."
 
2012-09-04 09:00:12 AM  
Nicki Ninaj 'raps?'
 
2012-09-04 09:03:32 AM  
When did they start making Poorly Executed Barbies?
 
2012-09-04 09:04:53 AM  
Because "lazy biatches are farking up the economy?"

Well.

Uh...who can argue with that?
 
2012-09-04 09:07:44 AM  
Did she just rhyme Romney and economy?
 
2012-09-04 09:09:04 AM  

Lando Lincoln: Because "lazy biatches are farking up the economy?"

Well.

Uh...who can argue with that?



She makes a good point...If Nicki Minaj can get a job "singing" then no one has an excuse for being out of work.
 
2012-09-04 09:12:56 AM  
If you're voting republican because Nikki Minaj says she is, then you're exactly the kind of sped that they need in the party.
 
2012-09-04 09:14:06 AM  

MayoSlather: Lando Lincoln: Because "lazy biatches are farking up the economy?"

Well.

Uh...who can argue with that?


She makes a good point...If Nicki Minaj can get a job "singing" then no one has an excuse for being out of work.


Be that as it may. In order to work that job she has to leave her talent at home, fending for itself.
 
2012-09-04 09:14:12 AM  

Lando Lincoln: Because "lazy biatches are farking up the economy?"

Well.

Uh...who can argue with that?


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Who can argue that the lazy biatch with the gloves isn't farking up this guy's heart blockages?
 
2012-09-04 09:17:44 AM  

Karac: Who can argue that the lazy biatch with the gloves isn't farking up this guy's heart blockages?


Arteriosclerotic Plaques have a God-Given right to life! How dare you murder them!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-09-04 09:25:12 AM  
So she didn't vote for Republicans back when they had some traces of sanity, but she likes them now.

OK.
 
2012-09-04 09:32:01 AM  

vpb: So she didn't vote for Republicans back when they had some traces of sanity, but she likes them now.

OK.


She's doing this purely to be controversial and get ink.

I highly doubt she even knows the first thing about politics.

AW trolls are the worst.
 
2012-09-04 09:43:42 AM  
I'm assuming the same thought process of anyone who votes Republican

I got mine, Fark you
 
2012-09-04 10:02:07 AM  
She most get her economic info from a Cato Institute coloring book

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2012-09-04 10:08:03 AM  
And I thought Eastwood was bad.
 
2012-09-04 10:14:16 AM  
Honestly, I do know how to spell "must"
 
2012-09-04 10:28:47 AM  
One would assume gangster rappers are a solid subset of the Republican party. They share the same thugtastic ideals.
 
2012-09-04 10:47:57 AM  
"I'm a Republican voting for Mitt Romney, you lazy b------s are f------ up the economy," Minaj raps in a track called "Mercy" on Lil Wayne's latest mixtape.

Well, she certainly has the intellectual heft to be a Republican.
 
2012-09-04 10:49:47 AM  

djkutch: They share the same thugtastic ideals.


"I got mine, Jack!"

"Gotsta get paid, biatch!"

Wow, you're right.
 
2012-09-04 11:00:10 AM  

quatchi: MC Fran Drescher has political opinions now?

LOL. Wait till she finds out she's black.


Well played. I just snorted tea through my nose. Thanks for that.
 
2012-09-04 11:30:12 AM  
Not legitimate rap. The ears have ways of stopping you from hearing that crap.
 
2012-09-04 11:30:28 AM  
Shut up and sing...oh wait, she is a celebrity for Romney? then she is automatically legit and probably is in negotiations with FNC to host a afternoon slot.
 
2012-09-04 11:30:43 AM  
Top Comment on the site:

"Too bad this wasn't reported last week, Republicans could of invited her to the convention so she could talk to a lamp"
 
2012-09-04 11:30:51 AM  
What is a Nicki Minaj?
 
2012-09-04 11:31:12 AM  
What a poseur. I've been a Republican since way before it was cool to be a Republican.
 
2012-09-04 11:32:10 AM  
I gots mine, biatches. fark yall muthafarkas tryen to gets mine
 
2012-09-04 11:32:43 AM  
"Yes, yes, it is the lazy poors ruining this economy. Yes indeed. Vote Republican"

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2012-09-04 11:33:27 AM  
But what does Ke$ha think?

COME ON, POLITICO. GET THE REAL STORY.
 
2012-09-04 11:33:45 AM  
I guess she must've forgotten about the last popular, non-white musician that stated he'd vote Republican when his audience was (mostly) Democrat...

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...and how his career went to the comode shortly afterward.
 
2012-09-04 11:34:09 AM  
"I just discovered I'm white!"
 
2012-09-04 11:34:29 AM  
It looks like she had dinner with her business manager who biatched about Obama stealing all her money with taxes, and was like;

"Like really? Obama's gonna take all the money I earned from sucking record label execs' cocks and getting fat injections in my ass so that I can look like a black stereotype to white people who have the money to buy my shiatting "albums"? F*ck that sh*t! I'm voting for Romney!"
 
2012-09-04 11:35:06 AM  
I predict this will change absolutely nothing.
 
2012-09-04 11:35:28 AM  
... Who?
 
2012-09-04 11:35:47 AM  
Lazy?

Have you read your own lyrics, you crazy biatch? It's word salad with F-bomb dressing.
 
2012-09-04 11:35:59 AM  
I encourage the GOP to invite her to speak at their next campaign event.
 
2012-09-04 11:37:36 AM  
I don't suppose she's aware of how the GOP currently is in a 'White-Only' Campaign mode.
 
2012-09-04 11:37:38 AM  

Rwa2play: I guess she must've forgotten about the last popular, non-white musician that stated he'd vote Republican when his audience was (mostly) Democrat...

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...and how his career went to the comode shortly afterward.


Who?
 
2012-09-04 11:38:31 AM  
See, the economy is THE issue, even with the vapidly wealthy. Be afraid, Obama.
 
2012-09-04 11:38:47 AM  
Who?
 
2012-09-04 11:38:56 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: What is a Nicki Minaj?


Lady Blah-ga
 
2012-09-04 11:39:08 AM  

Needlessly Complicated: What is a Nicki Minaj?


She's like a rap album set to 78 rpm.
 
2012-09-04 11:39:42 AM  
Misogynism at fark? What a surprise!!
 
2012-09-04 11:39:44 AM  
I think the line was a poor attempt to describe how "rich" she is. As most rappers often do in their songs.
 
2012-09-04 11:40:58 AM  

RowdyRough: Rwa2play: I guess she must've forgotten about the last popular, non-white musician that stated he'd vote Republican when his audience was (mostly) Democrat...

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 381x500]

...and how his career went to the comode shortly afterward.

Who?


Exactly!
 
2012-09-04 11:41:47 AM  

Lando Lincoln: Needlessly Complicated: What is a Nicki Minaj?

She's like a rap album set to 78 rpm.


Nah, even those sounded better than the autotuned crud she calls music.
 
2012-09-04 11:42:20 AM  
All musicians, regardless of political affiliations, kindly:
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2012-09-04 11:42:52 AM  

Bmore O's: I think the line was a poor attempt to describe how "rich" she is. As most rappers often do in their songs.


Yeah this is the equivalent of another piece of gaudy jewelry.
 
2012-09-04 11:43:18 AM  

mainstreet62: Lazy?

Have you read your own lyrics, you crazy biatch? It's word salad with F-bomb dressing.


Yep. She has an interesting sound, but she just randomly slaps rhymed words together and pretends that she's saying something deep.
 
2012-09-04 11:44:40 AM  
She might just be trolling, but any woman, or black person, or gay person, who votes for the GOP is a farking fool.
 
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