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(UPI)   If you've ever dreamt of having perfume made from the sweat of Swedish glass-blowers, your dream has come true   (upi.com) divider line 27
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2012-09-04 12:03:33 AM  
Even better would be to have them blow the bottles it's contained in.
 
2012-09-04 12:23:29 AM  
I had a dream my face was stuck on the ceiling, and dripped down to the floor like cookie dough, and slowly spun around whispering my own name over and over again, but it sure in the hell doesn't make me want to eat cookies.
 
2012-09-04 12:23:35 AM  
Eeeeeeeeewwwww.........


/probably ball sweat
 
2012-09-04 12:24:55 AM  
Dale Chihuly ball sweat.
 
2012-09-04 12:31:47 AM  
 
2012-09-04 12:33:38 AM  
You don't want to know where he got the sweat so you can smell like Swedish Meatballs.
 
2012-09-04 12:36:05 AM  
"The glass-blower's sweat and work is something that tourists appreciate when they come here and look. So for me there isn't such a huge difference in selling the glass-blower's sweat and the finished glass," Peltz told the local Norrkopings Tidning daily newspaper.

idiot. The difference is that the finished product is finely crafted glassware and the sweat is sweat. You believe that a bodily byproduct of the artistic process is the same as art. You are not an artist. You ride coattails hoping to attract a naive enough following to support yourself.
 
2012-09-04 12:43:52 AM  

wumpus: "The glass-blower's sweat and work is something that tourists appreciate when they come here and look. So for me there isn't such a huge difference in selling the glass-blower's sweat and the finished glass," Peltz told the local Norrkopings Tidning daily newspaper.

idiot. The difference is that the finished product is finely crafted glassware and the sweat is sweat. You believe that a bodily byproduct of the artistic process is the same as art. You are not an artist. You ride coattails hoping to attract a naive enough following to support yourself.


Right, art.
 
2012-09-04 12:46:21 AM  
I have had many strange dreams and desires subby, but Swedish glass blowers sweat perfume is not one of them.
But thanks for checking.
 
2012-09-04 12:50:46 AM  
Inhaling it may be hazardous to your health.
 
2012-09-04 12:55:33 AM  
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell! If there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
 
2012-09-04 01:01:38 AM  
Tyler Durden?...
 
2012-09-04 01:01:54 AM  
www.perfumezilla.com

A variation.
 
2012-09-04 01:12:13 AM  
As long as they don't sell it like an aphrodisiac, like the Romans did with gladiator sweat. Because if they do, the Chinese will eat them.
 
2012-09-04 01:12:49 AM  
And now I feel like shiat.
 
2012-09-04 01:26:13 AM  
I hope it doesn't sound too judgmental if I say this farking stupid, but this is farking stupid.
 
2012-09-04 01:33:46 AM  
Came for Mitt Liv Som Hund references. Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-09-04 01:38:03 AM  
"The glass-blower's sweat and work is something that tourists appreciate when they come here and look. So for me there isn't such a huge difference in selling the glass-blower's sweat and the finished glass,"

Riiiiight. I'm gonna go ahead and bet that the tourists think there's a difference.
 
2012-09-04 01:43:56 AM  
This is not real sweat, either. I sprayed it on. They sell this at sporting goods stores. It's made from the actual sweat of professional athletes. This was taken from a Boston Celtics basketball player immediately after a double overtime game.

I know phony sweat when I smell it. When you first came in, I thought you were Larry Bird.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-04 01:57:48 AM  

Ooba Tooba: I had a dream my face was stuck on the ceiling, and dripped down to the floor like cookie dough, and slowly spun around whispering my own name over and over again, but it sure in the hell doesn't make me want to eat cookies.


I had a dream once that there was a leprechaun in my hand and he bit me and my blood was green but that doesn't... wait, what were we talking about?
 
2012-09-04 02:21:45 AM  
Geez, what's next? Making perfume from aged whale vomit?
 
2012-09-04 03:48:09 AM  

My Bologna Has A Maiden Name: Geez, what's next? Making perfume from aged whale vomit?


And beaver ass glands!
 
2012-09-04 03:49:00 AM  
WTF?! Perfume that smells like sweat? How about sweaty feet or sweaty armpits? Hmmn... Maybe if you are looking for a non-serious relationship (just casual sex), you can use that perfume on Valentine's Day.
 
2012-09-04 05:57:04 AM  
Eh, it probably won't be anything like in the movie.

upload.wikimedia.org

Link
 
2012-09-04 07:41:31 AM  
As an individual of Swedish descent who took glassblowing in high school, I'm getting a kick.

/Made lots of thick, lumpy shot glasses
//Never did bottle my own sweat, though
 
2012-09-04 02:04:45 PM  
Hmmm, kind of want...
 
2012-09-04 06:21:41 PM  
Does it come in "Kate Upton" flavor?
 
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