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(Bangkok Post)   Red Bull may give you wings, but it does not give you immunity   (bangkokpost.com) divider line 52
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2012-09-03 11:05:56 PM
"Dumb? It gives you dings..."
 
2012-09-03 11:07:26 PM
The only thing Red Bull gives me is the shiats.
 
2012-09-03 11:10:30 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The only thing Red Bull gives me is the shiats.


I choose not to imbibe it.
 
2012-09-03 11:12:30 PM
Dragged nearly 700 feet? Guy that was driving barely looks like he's 16. What's he doing driving a Ferrari around like that? Toolbag.
 
2012-09-03 11:13:42 PM
oopsieshouldinothavedonethatohwellmaybeishouldnthavedonethatbutiwillge tbacktoyouassoonasicananwaywouldyoulikeanotherredbull?
 
2012-09-03 11:14:55 PM
Thai Red Bull =/= Western world Red Bull.

/well, other than the logo
 
2012-09-03 11:15:27 PM
He must have seen red and charged...
 
2012-09-03 11:15:38 PM

Gyrfalcon: oopsieshouldinothavedonethatohwellmaybeishouldnthavedonethatbutiwillg e tbacktoyouassoonasicananwaywouldyoulikeanotherredbull?


Sexy we?
 
2012-09-03 11:16:50 PM

AlphaBravoh: Dragged nearly 700 feet? Guy that was driving barely looks like he's 16. What's he doing driving a Ferrari around like that? Toolbag.



He's 26 or so I think.

He'll get off. Rich folks always do.
 
2012-09-03 11:17:31 PM

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: oopsieshouldinothavedonethatohwellmaybeishouldnthavedonethatbutiwillg e tbacktoyouassoonasicananwaywouldyoulikeanotherredbull?

Sexy we?


icantigottagohaveanotherredbullineedmywings!!!
 
2012-09-03 11:17:43 PM
That's why I drink 5-Hour Energy when I want to drag a cop to death down Main Street in my Ferrari.
 
2012-09-03 11:19:12 PM
lh3.ggpht.com
Does the endless pursuit of crack leave you tired and depleted? Here's cocaine in a can, baby!

/now if he can just convince the jailor to give him a RedBalls he'll be free in no time!
 
2012-09-03 11:20:21 PM

Hector Remarkable: That's why I drink 5-Hour Energy when I want to drag a cop to death down Main Street in my Ferrari.


Smart move.
 
2012-09-03 11:27:57 PM

Gyrfalcon: oopsieshouldinothavedonethatohwellmaybeishouldnthavedonethatbutiwillg e tbacktoyouassoonasicananwaywouldyoulikeanotherredbull?


That sounds like meow said the dog on crack.


Deathfrogg: He'll get off. Rich folks always do.


That's why most rich folks go to Bangkok.
 
2012-09-03 11:33:56 PM
POINTS

HA-ha!!!
 
2012-09-03 11:34:42 PM
It looks like a crooked cop and the family's mechanic (stable master?) tried to cover for this f*ckwit, they got hosed and he was still properly pinned with it. Nice.

Hit and run drivers are among the worst types of scum.
 
2012-09-03 11:36:12 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-03 11:40:16 PM
Just another case of one night in Bangkok making a hard man humble.
 
2012-09-03 11:41:01 PM
Vodka & Redbull always perplexes me. I don't like Redbull. At all. I also don't like Vodka. Somehow, together, they actually taste pretty good. It's like it sucks so bad that it creates a singularity of suckage that breaks logic and makes it good instead.
 
2012-09-03 11:46:46 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-03 11:50:35 PM
Arkanaut:

That's why most rich folks go to Bangkok.


as do those who go thru airport turnstile backwards
 
2012-09-03 11:53:50 PM

Deathfrogg: AlphaBravoh: Dragged nearly 700 feet? Guy that was driving barely looks like he's 16. What's he doing driving a Ferrari around like that? Toolbag.


He's 26 or so I think.

He'll get off. Rich folks always do.


Depends. Usually there's an unspoken rule for rich people to be immune to police action; don't kill the police. If he had run over a random citizen? Sure. But you kill a cop and they'll all be gunning for you. Doesn't matter what country you're in.
 
2012-09-04 12:01:42 AM

Indubitably: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The only thing Red Bull gives me is the shiats.

I choose not to imbibe it.


"I chose not to choose life Red Bull: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
 
2012-09-04 12:08:09 AM

Arkanaut: Gyrfalcon: oopsieshouldinothavedonethatohwellmaybeishouldnthavedonethatbutiwillg e tbacktoyouassoonasicananwaywouldyoulikeanotherredbull?

That sounds like meow said the dog on crack.


Deathfrogg: He'll get off. Rich folks always do.

That's why most rich folks go to Bangkok.


OK, I lol'd.
 
2012-09-04 12:23:13 AM
What are you doing? Don't bang cop.
 
2012-09-04 12:24:38 AM

Deathfrogg: AlphaBravoh: Dragged nearly 700 feet? Guy that was driving barely looks like he's 16. What's he doing driving a Ferrari around like that? Toolbag.


He's 26 or so I think.

He'll get off. Rich folks always do.


He killed a cop.
 
2012-09-04 12:31:15 AM
He gets his kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
 
2012-09-04 12:37:45 AM

gweilo8888: Thai Red Bull =/= Western world Red Bull.

/well, other than the logo


The ones over there are secretly boys.
 
2012-09-04 12:59:41 AM

Oznog: gweilo8888: Thai Red Bull =/= Western world Red Bull.

/well, other than the logo

The ones over there are secretly boys.


Oh its no secret, which is why we always make fun of a work contact going over there every year for "vacation" when asked what he does over there he just says there is a lot to see over there and I could understand it if he brought back any pics of sites he visited. His pics have been of the city and that's about it, I am pretty sure I don't want to see more of the pics, mainly because I don't want to know what he's really doing over there.
 
2012-09-04 01:14:40 AM

gweilo8888: Thai Red Bull =/= Western world Red Bull.

/well, other than the logo


I used to buy the real stuff at a little laotian restaurant. No English on it. We'd mix it with gin and oj.

Keep your Yang up!
 
2012-09-04 01:33:50 AM
Sounds like a flight risk to me.

// Red bull gives you...
 
2012-09-04 01:36:25 AM
Just gives me heart attacks.
 
2012-09-04 01:37:53 AM

Gawdzila: Vodka & Redbull always perplexes me. I don't like Redbull. At all. I also don't like Vodka. Somehow, together, they actually taste pretty good. It's like it sucks so bad that it creates a singularity of suckage that breaks logic and makes it good instead.


Red Bull and Jager is the only drink that males violent. Like good naturedly punch a friend in the arm or stomach, but with very poor power judgment.

I don't drink that anymore.
 
2012-09-04 01:49:12 AM

Shakes Mellow and the Nervous Rex: Just gives me heart attacks.


You ought to know by now.
 
2012-09-04 02:20:19 AM
1000words1000days.com
 
2012-09-04 02:32:46 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Deathfrogg: AlphaBravoh: Dragged nearly 700 feet? Guy that was driving barely looks like he's 16. What's he doing driving a Ferrari around like that? Toolbag.


He's 26 or so I think.

He'll get off. Rich folks always do.

Depends. Usually there's an unspoken rule for rich people to be immune to police action; don't kill the police. If he had run over a random citizen? Sure. But you kill a cop and they'll all be gunning for you. Doesn't matter what country you're in.


they may play the spread around lots of money and get the boy out of the country never to return card.
 
2012-09-04 02:44:39 AM

jdcgonzalez: Shakes Mellow and the Nervous Rex: Just gives me heart attacks.

You ought to know by now.


Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
 
2012-09-04 03:06:47 AM
fta: "Wat That Thong in Ekamai" ..... lol

Also, the dude is out on something like $15K USD bail. Like that is an incentive to stick around.
 
2012-09-04 03:17:58 AM
Regardless cop or not, he get off

This is Thailand, even in the US, he likely get off because of legal stuff money and
 
2012-09-04 04:33:02 AM
He acts like a guilty person, but his story is plausible. I have seen police drive in an unsafe manner before. That said, it is hard to feel sympathy for a young heir in a car I couldn't afford for years of saving.

No one cares much for entitled youth, but police fark up too. Don't demonize the kid until you know the cop wasn't driving like a dick.

So 200 meters, how fast would that car have to be going for it to take that long to slow down? add a couple of seconds for the driver to feel the impact and react. anyone good at this stuff?
 
2012-09-04 04:37:04 AM

StoPPeRmobile: jdcgonzalez: Shakes Mellow and the Nervous Rex: Just gives me heart attacks.

You ought to know by now.

Who needs a house out in Hackensack?


Is that all you get for your money?
 
2012-09-04 04:51:23 AM
Why all the hate for the drink? I do love me some Bull I tell ya..makes me horny..even for the wife sometimes
 
2012-09-04 07:16:24 AM

Gawdzila: Vodka & Redbull always perplexes me. I don't like Redbull. At all. I also don't like Vodka. Somehow, together, they actually taste pretty good. It's like it sucks so bad that it creates a singularity of suckage that breaks logic and makes it good instead.


Cocktails are magical. I mean, take the gin and tonic. I'll drink those until I pass out but I sure as shiat won't drink gin or tonic water just straight up.
 
2012-09-04 07:31:31 AM

Trapper439: [1000words1000days.com image 575x370]


Came for that.

/Came again
 
2012-09-04 10:38:24 AM
See, although they didn't really catch on until the last couple of decades, energy drinks first hit the scene in a few very specific subcultures in the early '70's. In fact, Paul McCartney actually credited energy drinks for a large part of his post-Beatles creativity, hence Red Bull's slogan...
 
2012-09-04 10:44:08 AM

gweilo8888: Thai Red Bull =/= Western world Red Bull.

/well, other than the logo


I prefer the Thai version, especially the price.
 
2012-09-04 10:51:06 AM

UseLessHuman: He acts like a guilty person, but his story is plausible. I have seen police drive in an unsafe manner before. That said, it is hard to feel sympathy for a young heir in a car I couldn't afford for years of saving.

No one cares much for entitled youth, but police fark up too. Don't demonize the kid until you know the cop wasn't driving like a dick.

So 200 meters, how fast would that car have to be going for it to take that long to slow down? add a couple of seconds for the driver to feel the impact and react. anyone good at this stuff?

It's hard to reach speeds of 15 MPH on Sukhumvit Road most hours of the day (@5:30 AM it's possible).
/Used to live on Soi 53, getting kick like from red bull.
 
2012-09-04 11:46:18 AM

gweilo8888: Thai Red Bull =/= Western world Red Bull.

/well, other than the logo


Had no idea - thanks for the links

/only consumed 1 Red Bull, wish I hadn't, just to avoid giving profit to that douchebag kid
 
2012-09-04 02:06:18 PM
energyfanatics.com 

Kicks Redbull's ass...
 
2012-09-04 02:18:33 PM
There should be a warning before leading to that link. The damage of that beatifull vehicle made me almost weep. Title is misleading. Red Bull in of itself was at no fault in this incident. Red Bull, remains awesome.
My friend and I have an on going debate about Red Bull. She claims it's a sickly mix of toxic chemicals and she cant understand humans willfully putting it into their systems. I claim it is motivating and health giving. This debate usually occurs whilst we're debating what to mix our litre of chilled vodka with.
 
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