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2012-09-03 12:14:16 PM
This math holds up.

/wife likes purple
//not subby
 
2012-09-03 12:16:02 PM
I did when I was in high school.

*clicks link*

Oh. Uh. Oh this is awkward.
 
2012-09-03 12:18:00 PM

MissFeasance: I did when I was in high school.

*clicks link*

Oh. Uh. Oh this is awkward.


I suppose it could be.
 
2012-09-03 12:19:19 PM
Jesus Christ, Marie.
 
2012-09-03 12:33:06 PM
img1.fark.net on the sex-starved 50 year-old woman scale, I guess.
 
2012-09-03 12:33:59 PM
Funny, I didn't care for our purple accent walls until just now.
 
2012-09-03 12:34:21 PM
I have a lavender bedspread, but not because I want more sex.

St_Francis_P: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] on the sex-starved 50 year-old woman scale, I guess.


Not all of us old ladies are sex-starved, you know.
 
2012-09-03 12:51:04 PM

MissFeasance: I did when I was in high school.

*clicks link*

Oh. Uh. Oh this is awkward.


I had a purple light shade in high school. It was pretty cool for a while until I realized I couldn't see anything clearly.
 
2012-09-03 01:01:09 PM
Makes sense. I always thought purple had aphrodisiacal properties.

i76.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-03 01:06:37 PM
Paint room purple- check. Get some silk sheets - check.

Hmmm... still nothing happening. This article is bulls**t. I'd be more successful if I just got a partner.
 
2012-09-03 01:38:54 PM
If your sex life depends on what color paint you have on the walls...I, well, I just feel sorry for you.
 
2012-09-03 02:52:50 PM
Actually, the silk sheets on their own are pretty nice and keep you from waking up really sweaty on hot summer nights.
 
2012-09-03 03:33:40 PM
Protip- use masonry paint as a base coat when painting your parents basement purple, people.
 
2012-09-03 03:54:24 PM
Done and done

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-03 03:55:58 PM

rocinante721: Done and done
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Note to self: start using the new PREVIEW button.

Do over:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net 

Done and done
 
2012-09-03 03:56:45 PM

WI241TH: Jesus Christ, Marie.

 
2012-09-03 03:59:16 PM
FTFA: "On average, people have sex 2.55 times per week"

You people are doing it wrong...
 
2012-09-03 03:59:37 PM
What about the colorblind?
 
2012-09-03 04:00:00 PM

ToxicMunkee: If your sex life depends on what color paint you have on the walls...I, well, I just feel sorry for you.


Except there's truth to it. Colors matter. Walking into a blue room will make you feel differently than walking into a yellow room versus walking into a red room. Walking into a pink room will make you feel differently than walking into a gray or white room. And then there's black.
 
2012-09-03 04:00:11 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Actually, the silk sheets on their own are pretty nice and keep you from waking up really sweaty on hot summer nights.


Actually I always found silk sheets to be hot and more importantly, too slippery to keep a good grip when you're really going at it.

And what's up with the checkerboard bedroom? That just looks odd and it would drive me crazy if it were misaligned. Way too much work.
 
2012-09-03 04:00:17 PM
Well of course if the dude is batting for both teams he is gonna get more hits...



/single guy with a purple room, how....cute
//married guys I can understand, I would paint my shop pink with purple poka dots if it would get her to shut up...
 
2012-09-03 04:00:29 PM

MissFeasance: I did when I was in high school.

*clicks link*

Oh. Uh. Oh this is awkward.


Go see a doctor! That ain't natural!.
 
2012-09-03 04:00:58 PM

EZ Writer: FTFA: "On average, people have sex 2.55 times per week"

You people are doing it wrong...


The first 2 I understand. But having 0.55 of a sex... that's "weird".
 
2012-09-03 04:01:50 PM

MissFeasance: I did when I was in high school.

*clicks link*

Oh. Uh. Oh this is awkward.


No, now it's awkward.
 
2012-09-03 04:02:19 PM

EZ Writer: FTFA: "On average, people have sex 2.55 times per week"

You people are doing it wrong...


Me? 2.69
 
2012-09-03 04:03:03 PM
It also provides for a great place to display your rock mineral collection.
 
2012-09-03 04:04:20 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-03 04:05:58 PM
img.getglue.com
 
2012-09-03 04:06:15 PM

Tax Boy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x500]


Came to make this reference, but my sanity and wits they had all vanished.
 
2012-09-03 04:08:39 PM
shiat. The room in 50 shades is red?
My room is red. Now imma hafta paint it again.
 
2012-09-03 04:08:41 PM
Didn't Gogol Bordello do a song about this?
 
2012-09-03 04:09:07 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: ToxicMunkee: If your sex life depends on what color paint you have on the walls...I, well, I just feel sorry for you.

Except there's truth to it. Colors matter. Walking into a blue room will make you feel differently than walking into a yellow room versus walking into a red room. Walking into a pink room will make you feel differently than walking into a gray or white room. And then there's black.


Will the girls go by dressed in their summer clothes?
 
2012-09-03 04:09:25 PM
I guess my daughter and I are switching bedrooms tonight.
 
2012-09-03 04:09:39 PM

srewolf: The My Little Pony Killer: Actually, the silk sheets on their own are pretty nice and keep you from waking up really sweaty on hot summer nights.

Actually I always found silk sheets to be hot and more importantly, too slippery to keep a good grip when you're really going at it.

And what's up with the checkerboard bedroom? That just looks odd and it would drive me crazy if it were misaligned. Way too much work.


Yeah, silk sheets are like sex on the Telly: I keep falling off. High quality cotton, 400 count or more, works fine.
 
mjg
2012-09-03 04:10:51 PM

turbocucumber: What about the colorblind?


They go both ways
 
2012-09-03 04:14:27 PM
Always knew there was something not quite right about Milhouse's father.
t3.gstatic.com
Now I know.
 
2012-09-03 04:14:38 PM

meat0918: Tax Boy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x500]

Came to make this reference, but my sanity and wits they had all vanished.


You promise?
 
2012-09-03 04:14:52 PM
Everyone knows gays have more sex.
 
2012-09-03 04:15:49 PM

emersonbiggins: I guess my daughter and I are switching bedrooms tonight.


You want to have sex with your daughter's boyfriend?
 
2012-09-03 04:16:26 PM

Oznog: EZ Writer: FTFA: "On average, people have sex 2.55 times per week"

You people are doing it wrong...

The first 2 I understand. But having 0.55 of a sex... that's "weird".


It goes back to integers after the kids move out. Except by then, we're old enough that the discreet eyebolts in the ceiling are more for getting the kink out of the back, than getting back into the kink.
 
2012-09-03 04:16:44 PM

simplicimus: Yeah, silk sheets are like sex on the Telly: I keep falling off. High quality cotton, 400 count or more, works fine.


Silk sheets can be okay, I used to have these 'rough' silk sheets that felt like high end cotton, it's the stupid "liquid" satin sheets that suck the worst...and stick to everything if you sweat. (I waited too damn long in life to buy high thread count sheets. srsly.)

And foam mattresses. If you have a foam mattress, you've not having very good sex on that bed very often. If you have a foam mattress and satin sheets....yeah.

/Eurotop. 1 inch layer of padding over mattress harder than some floors. Like the spring floor used in gymnastics. Hells to the yes.
 
2012-09-03 04:18:16 PM
Purple is my favorite color. However, I would not purposely have it as my bedroom color.

However... my bedroom walls are a deep purple at the place we are renting. Go figure.

I find red to be more of a "in the mood" color over purple. *shrug* I'm going to paint our bedroom a deep burgundy color when we get our house though. Already decided.
 
2012-09-03 04:19:12 PM
Ugh. I hate this sort of reporting, and the study it rode in on. Fact is, no matter any single random sample you take, there will be more of one response, and less of another. There's no significance here. ...Unless they replicate the experiment many times, examining many other samples of identical size, and get the same results.
 
2012-09-03 04:19:53 PM
cause or effect?
 
2012-09-03 04:19:59 PM

WI241TH: Jesus Christ, Marie.


Came for this, left happy.
 
2012-09-03 04:22:23 PM

MooseUpNorth: Ugh. I hate this sort of reporting, and the study it rode in on. Fact is, no matter any single random sample you take, there will be more of one response, and less of another. There's no significance here. ...Unless they replicate the experiment many times, examining many other samples of identical size, and get the same results.


Very true.

FUN FACT: People most often bang in rooms with white or off-white paint or wallpaper...because most rooms are white or off-white.
 
2012-09-03 04:22:55 PM

Tax Boy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x500]


I discovered this band quite by accident at a time in my life when I had decided nobody was doing anything interesting in popular music.

It may be the only band out there I have a desire to see live anymore.
 
2012-09-03 04:23:03 PM

moof: emersonbiggins: I guess my daughter and I are switching bedrooms tonight.

You want to have sex with your daughter's boyfriend?


That wasn't exactly my angle, but I suppose that's a plus.
 
2012-09-03 04:23:18 PM
My room is painted a neutral almond color, and I really like the contrast to the white crown moulding. I guess I'm boring. And I've never bought silk or satin sheets. But since mr teeny and I average about 4-5 times per week, I'm not going to bother changing anything.
 
2012-09-03 04:24:16 PM
www.projectqatlanta.com

People who like purple have more sex butt unfortunately it's with other guys!
 
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