MissFeasance: I did when I was in high school.*clicks link*Oh. Uh. Oh this is awkward.
St_Francis_P: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] on the sex-starved 50 year-old woman scale, I guess.
rocinante721: Done and done[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 750x1000]
WI241TH: Jesus Christ, Marie.
ToxicMunkee: If your sex life depends on what color paint you have on the walls...I, well, I just feel sorry for you.
The My Little Pony Killer: Actually, the silk sheets on their own are pretty nice and keep you from waking up really sweaty on hot summer nights.
EZ Writer: FTFA: "On average, people have sex 2.55 times per week"You people are doing it wrong...
Tax Boy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x500]
ExperianScaresCthulhu: ToxicMunkee: If your sex life depends on what color paint you have on the walls...I, well, I just feel sorry for you.Except there's truth to it. Colors matter. Walking into a blue room will make you feel differently than walking into a yellow room versus walking into a red room. Walking into a pink room will make you feel differently than walking into a gray or white room. And then there's black.
srewolf: The My Little Pony Killer: Actually, the silk sheets on their own are pretty nice and keep you from waking up really sweaty on hot summer nights.Actually I always found silk sheets to be hot and more importantly, too slippery to keep a good grip when you're really going at it.And what's up with the checkerboard bedroom? That just looks odd and it would drive me crazy if it were misaligned. Way too much work.
turbocucumber: What about the colorblind?
meat0918: Tax Boy: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x500]Came to make this reference, but my sanity and wits they had all vanished.
emersonbiggins: I guess my daughter and I are switching bedrooms tonight.
Oznog: EZ Writer: FTFA: "On average, people have sex 2.55 times per week"You people are doing it wrong...The first 2 I understand. But having 0.55 of a sex... that's "weird".
simplicimus: Yeah, silk sheets are like sex on the Telly: I keep falling off. High quality cotton, 400 count or more, works fine.
MooseUpNorth: Ugh. I hate this sort of reporting, and the study it rode in on. Fact is, no matter any single random sample you take, there will be more of one response, and less of another. There's no significance here. ...Unless they replicate the experiment many times, examining many other samples of identical size, and get the same results.
moof: emersonbiggins: I guess my daughter and I are switching bedrooms tonight.You want to have sex with your daughter's boyfriend?
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