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(Reuters)   Israel begins spraying Palestinians with disgusting goo that smells like "a chunk of rotting corpse from a stagnant sewer, placing it in a blender and spraying the filthy liquid in your face." Yay allies   (reuters.com) divider line 57
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2012-09-03 03:02:02 PM  
5 votes:
Relax, it's merely traditional Jewish Israeli cuisine.
2012-09-03 11:48:21 AM  
5 votes:

Shostie: Would you rather they sprayed the Palestinians with bullets?


I prefer white phosphorus. That way you don't miss them at night
2012-09-03 02:54:54 PM  
4 votes:
"The Palestinians are revolting!"

"You said it, they stink on ice."
2012-09-03 02:04:25 PM  
4 votes:
Palestinian superpowers in 3, 2....
2012-09-03 08:50:20 PM  
3 votes:
I knew this would happen. I tried to warn people. I knew the moment I found out Snookie was pregnant that someone would weaponize the placenta.
2012-09-03 04:29:41 PM  
3 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Nice straw man. I'm advocating the US TAKING NO SIDES.

As far as straw men go... your implication that I was advocating a "final solution" was one that you engaged in first.


You bring the American Indian, I bring Hitler. it's the Chicago way.
2012-09-03 11:19:57 AM  
3 votes:

St_Francis_P: I suppose it's better than shooting or beating them.


Well, those are the only options, so...
2012-09-03 11:06:16 PM  
2 votes:

mrexcess: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
Pretty much. You're dealing with extremely irrational people here.

Agreed. It is completely irrational to view the act of occupation and forcible colonization as anything but the primary aggressive action.


Honestly Israel is a failed experiment, it was a bad ideq and the UN should just step in and terminate the experiment
2012-09-03 06:12:18 PM  
2 votes:
Have we proved Iran is providing the rocks?
2012-09-03 05:38:10 PM  
2 votes:
Right or wrong we can at least agree that the Palestinians are smelly group right?
2012-09-03 05:31:11 PM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
Lovely people, the settlers. Have you met them?
2012-09-03 05:23:32 PM  
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: St. Celery: What are the Israelis blackmailing us with? What other group of genocidal, delusional psychopaths have we been bankrolling ( with zero return ) to the tune of billions of dollars a year for over half a century? And how can any Jew even feign respect for what Israel does?

The US is run by Jews. Israel is a Jewish state, therefore the US supports Israel.


Dat's
Extremely
Realistic and
Perceptive.
2012-09-03 05:16:37 PM  
2 votes:
"Israel begins spraying Palestinians with disgusting goo that smells like "a chunk of rotting corpse from a stagnant sewer, placing it in a blender and spraying the filthy liquid in your face.""

So they are improving the smell of Palestinians.
2012-09-03 05:06:31 PM  
2 votes:
i.telegraph.co.uk

"Okay, that's it. Now neither of you get to own the land. How do you feel now?"
2012-09-03 04:44:42 PM  
2 votes:

thamike: Relax, it's merely traditional Jewish Israeli cuisine.


So, it's basically a food product?
2012-09-03 04:42:39 PM  
2 votes:
So, it makes the Palestinians smell better then?
2012-09-03 03:25:01 PM  
2 votes:
Just wait until they find out that "goo" is former Palestinians.
2012-09-03 03:12:31 PM  
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
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Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.


Yes, because it really is that simple.
2012-09-04 10:49:08 AM  
1 votes:
The Israelis spray the Palestinians with shiat, in order to justify ethnically cleansing them (to get rid of the shiat of course).

Well played Israel, well played.
2012-09-04 12:32:53 AM  
1 votes:

St. Celery: What are the Israelis blackmailing us with? What other group of genocidal, delusional psychopaths have we been bankrolling ( with zero return ) to the tune of billions of dollars a year for over half a century? And how can any Jew even feign respect for what Israel does?


I think they respect Israel's mission to maintain a safe homeland from frothing-at-the-mouth anti-Semites like you.
2012-09-03 08:31:12 PM  
1 votes:
Jesus H. Chrysler, why not just spray them with liquified pig mixed with alcohol?
2012-09-03 07:32:38 PM  
1 votes:

PunGent: Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
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Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.

Considering that the Israeli's are replying with Non-Lethal force is much better than what the Palestinians would do were the situation reversed.

Kriggerel: It's so refreshing to see anti-semitism back in vogue. I was starting to get worried that it had permanently gone out of style... After all, it was so hopelessly gauche for over sixty years!

Anti-Israel /= anti-Semitic.

Or, to put it another way, a friend supports you;

A GOOD friend tells you when he thinks you're making a mistake.


Isn't the line that a friend helps you move but a good friend helps you move a body? I think you've got it wrong.
2012-09-03 06:47:43 PM  
1 votes:
With friends like Netanyahu, who needs enemas?
2012-09-03 06:30:48 PM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: nmemkha: Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
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Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.

Considering that the Israeli's are replying with Non-Lethal force is much better than what the Palestinians would do were the situation reversed.

Are must be in power.

Retard.


upload.wikimedia.org
2012-09-03 06:29:23 PM  
1 votes:
If God didn't want Palestinians to smell bad, he wouldn't have given them Jewish neighbors.

Stupid libs.
2012-09-03 06:27:40 PM  
1 votes:

doglover: RanDomino: Protesting villagers who occasionally throw rocks = terrorists, got it.


There's a number of unguided rockets you can launch at civilian targets before you're the terrorists: 0.

Palestinians have launched more than 0 rockets.

QED.


Because ALL palestinians are dirty dirty terrorists, right?

Jingoism. Its not just for Colonial Europe any more.
2012-09-03 06:23:00 PM  
1 votes:

Aigoo: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
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Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.

Yes, genius, it really is.

Two wars - 1948 and 1967. The Arabs (since Palestine is a region that dates back to Ancient Egypt and covers both Arab lands and the entirety of Israel, making even Israelis Palestinians. Try reading a history book or twelve) lost both of them. The land belongs to Israel by right of conquest. If you deny the right of conquest of Israel, you must also deny the right of conquest of the various nations of Asia, Europe, and North and South America as well. In other words, I am certain that my Sioux and Cherokee relatives would be delighted to have back the land that actually was literally stolen from them, which the Arab lands in the Palestinian region most certainly were not - they were lost "fair and square" in two separate wars.

If "might makes right" for Asia, Europe, and the United States, there can be no double standard for Israel. If you wish to demand that Israel give back the land they won in war, you must first demand your own nation does likewise. If you are not prepared to demand that of your own nation, then you may not make that demand of Israel. Yes, it really is that farking simple.


Ah yes, the "right of conquest." And here I thought that the human race had matured a bit since the days of colonialism. Apparently not. Carry on.
2012-09-03 06:22:28 PM  
1 votes:

conjecture and hearsay: Can't we just acknowledge that both sides are terribly annoying and carry on about our business?


Not as long as we fund one side, $ 3 billion or so a year. And the other side gets propped up with money we spend for petroleum to Saudi Arabia.
2012-09-03 06:18:51 PM  
1 votes:

jmr61: I think there are maybe 7 to 12 people in the country outside NYC and DC that really give two shiats about Israel and the middle east. I'm certainly not one of them.


And yet we all pay $$$ to keep their dirty war going perpetually. Obama's the first American president who hasn't given Israel a blank check. It is no wonder the Right in America and the pro-israeli lobby wants him gone.
2012-09-03 06:14:21 PM  
1 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: Because People in power are Stupid: In other words, you have no rational argument for what you believe and have to resort to name calling.

There is no arguing with the zealot.


Which is why no one is arguing with you.
2012-09-03 06:05:11 PM  
1 votes:

machodonkeywrestler: Because People in power are Stupid: Insatiable Jesus: Because People in power are Stupid: Party Boy: Straight up yes or no question.

It is none of your business.


In other words, I am an Israeli shill, giving it all I've got to an American audience, influencing and manipulating the sugar daddy.

In other words, you have no rational argument for what you believe and have to resort to name calling.

Great way to lose an argument!

You haven't made a cogent point all thread.


Because you are reading this from Iran and the state sponsored filtering software has removed all legible words other than "Death to Israel"?
2012-09-03 05:56:18 PM  
1 votes:

machodonkeywrestler: Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Well, unlike Israel, we did a far more effective job of committing genocide.


Sure there was genocide attempted against the Jews by Palestinians (and others.) But let's just pretend that the Palestinian ties to the land are correct. What is your proposal to deal with the people who live there now?

And Americans really weren't "that good" at genocide. I don't even think that there is a holy book that says that our wars against the natives were ordained by God.Why there are Natives still here. Why not just give them their land back? 

Isn't that what you are proposing with Israel?

This article is not about some mythical homeland. It is about actual houses that Palestinians were forcibly removed from in the past 20 years, so please quit trying to compare the 2.


This is not about who stole land from whom! This is about making sure Armageddon starts as soon as possible. Why don't you want to go to Heaven and let the Jews start their process of perfecting themselves so they can go to Heaven, too?
2012-09-03 05:48:28 PM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Party Boy: Straight up yes or no question.

It is none of your business.



In other words, I am an Israeli shill, giving it all I've got to an American audience, influencing and manipulating the sugar daddy.
2012-09-03 05:42:32 PM  
1 votes:
s17.postimage.org
2012-09-03 05:39:55 PM  
1 votes:

nmemkha: Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
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Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.

Considering that the Israeli's are replying with Non-Lethal force is much better than what the Palestinians would do were the situation reversed.

Are You must be in power.

2012-09-03 05:37:01 PM  
1 votes:
art.penny-arcade.com

/should be oblig, but one of their more obscure ones.
2012-09-03 05:36:06 PM  
1 votes:

RanDomino: They don't just spray it on protesters. This happens in villages. It lasts for days and it happens weekly. Ethnic cleansing via gradually making life too miserable- why get on the front page of the New York Times by doing it the old fashioned way when checkpoints, incremental land grabs, cutting off water rights, building walls and restricted roads between farmers and their farmland, denying building permits, and making everything smell like shiat makes people wonder if it would just be easier to leave?


I guess Israel started taking notes from Nazi Germany.
2012-09-03 05:33:55 PM  
1 votes:

serial_crusher: thamike: Relax, it's merely traditional Jewish Israeli cuisine.

So, it's basically a food product?


Perhaps, but not a kosher one. Contains yeast.
2012-09-03 05:32:46 PM  
1 votes:
I love when Israel acts like its oppressors of old.

Classy.
2012-09-03 05:27:16 PM  
1 votes:
Is this intended to improve their smell?
2012-09-03 05:26:28 PM  
1 votes:

KeelingLovesCornholes: The My Little Pony Killer: Are they doing this from the safety of all those homes they stole from said Palestinians?

As noted by those who did the same thing to the Native Americans.


Both sides are bad, so vote Atahualpa?
2012-09-03 05:23:04 PM  
1 votes:

Scrotastic Method: Religion is stupid. Why can't they just...share? Really. Why not.


Basically because early Islam was fighting some dudes and Mohammed told the Jews in a town "come fight for me or else" and the Jews weren't willing to basically endorse Islam by fighting on their side. Mohammed got pissed that the Jews wouldn't take orders, and that's when Islam vs Judaism happened.

The arrogance of Mohammed makes modern douchebags look well adjusted.
2012-09-03 05:14:08 PM  
1 votes:
I guess if the people throwing rocks complain about the goo, they can accomodate them with bullets.
2012-09-03 05:08:37 PM  
1 votes:
So they're improving the odor of your average Palestinian? Why the outrage?
2012-09-03 05:07:37 PM  
1 votes:
Come on in folks, to the dumbest Israeli thread to date!
2012-09-03 04:44:30 PM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: perceived bias


*snort*
2012-09-03 04:39:16 PM  
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

^ is not a tu quoque? sweet. let's make up new definitions for everything. :|
2012-09-03 04:10:56 PM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Party Boy: Because People in power are Stupid: I don't think you know what a Tu Quoque argument is.

Yeah yeah. This is basically the only retort when called out on this garbage.


I see you say you go to UMass. Are you a US citizen?

I'm an Atheist, not Jewish if that is what you're implying.




SPLITTERS
2012-09-03 03:56:11 PM  
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Well, unlike Israel, we did a far more effective job of committing genocide.


Sure there was genocide attempted against the Jews by Palestinians (and others.) But let's just pretend that the Palestinian ties to the land are correct. What is your proposal to deal with the people who live there now?

And Americans really weren't "that good" at genocide. I don't even think that there is a holy book that says that our wars against the natives were ordained by God.Why there are Natives still here. Why not just give them their land back? 

Isn't that what you are proposing with Israel?


You do realize that disagreeing with one side does not necessarily mean agreement with the other, right? My point is that multiple religious claims on a given piece of land can only mean that it will be soaked in blood until one side becomes virtually extinct from that place. This is no endorsement. It is my display of disgust with claims based on the idea that god told your ancestors a given area was "yours."

And you're conflating the whole "god" and native American thing. YOU brought up the Indians, not me. And genocide does not mean complete extermination. IF it did, why are there still Jews?

My proposal is that we don't PICK SIDES IN SOMEONE ELSE'S FRARKING HOLY MANDATE!

What's yours? I can only guess.
2012-09-03 03:49:19 PM  
1 votes:

doyner: Well, unlike Israel, we did a far more effective job of committing genocide.


Sure there was genocide attempted against the Jews by Palestinians (and others.) But let's just pretend that the Palestinian ties to the land are correct. What is your proposal to deal with the people who live there now?

And Americans really weren't "that good" at genocide. I don't even think that there is a holy book that says that our wars against the natives were ordained by God.Why there are Natives still here. Why not just give them their land back? 

Isn't that what you are proposing with Israel?
2012-09-03 03:23:33 PM  
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: thamike: Relax, it's merely traditional Jewish Israeli cuisine.

Even so, I'm not sure it's kosher to throw it on Palestinians.


Once you soak a Muslim Palestinian, it becomes halal sh*t.
2012-09-03 03:17:52 PM  
1 votes:

thamike: Relax, it's merely traditional Jewish Israeli cuisine.


*pokes at matzohs* OMG PU

I thought these were unleavened?!
2012-09-03 03:15:34 PM  
1 votes:

doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
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Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.


Considering that the Israeli's are replying with Non-Lethal force is much better than what the Palestinians would do were the situation reversed.
2012-09-03 03:04:15 PM  
1 votes:

thamike: Relax, it's merely traditional Jewish Israeli cuisine.


Even so, I'm not sure it's kosher to throw it on Palestinians.
2012-09-03 12:51:20 PM  
1 votes:
Are they doing this from the safety of all those homes they stole from said Palestinians?
2012-09-03 11:50:04 AM  
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: I suppose it's better than shooting or beating them.


From this goo - the new plague will arise.
2012-09-03 11:13:13 AM  
1 votes:
I suppose it's better than shooting or beating them.
 
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