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2012-09-03 10:19:56 PM  

Indubitably: BigJake: Has anyone made a Palestinians or Matzoh smelling joke yet???

Smelling is irrespective of cultural influence.

Smell is personal.


Apologies, did I just make this personal?

;)
 
2012-09-03 10:20:48 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: BigJake: Has anyone made a Palestinians or Matzoh smelling joke yet???

Smelling is irrespective of cultural influence.

Smell is personal.

Apologies, did I just make this personal?

;)


Personally, I smell you at twenty feet...
 
2012-09-03 10:24:17 PM  

gameshowhost: ^ is not a tu quoque? sweet. let's make up new definitions for everything. :|


Pointing out hypocrisy is always valid.
 
2012-09-03 10:40:29 PM  

Blairr: gameshowhost: ^ is not a tu quoque? sweet. let's make up new definitions for everything. :|

Pointing out hypocrisy is always valid.


Exactly.
 
2012-09-03 10:58:10 PM  
This thread is really slowing down. I thought for sure it had 500 derp potential. Somebody mention the protocols of Zion or something. Thanks.
 
2012-09-03 10:59:04 PM  
Mind works.
 
2012-09-03 11:06:16 PM  

mrexcess: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
Pretty much. You're dealing with extremely irrational people here.

Agreed. It is completely irrational to view the act of occupation and forcible colonization as anything but the primary aggressive action.


Honestly Israel is a failed experiment, it was a bad ideq and the UN should just step in and terminate the experiment
 
2012-09-03 11:06:53 PM  
Just research the Brown Noise and cut out the middle man.
 
2012-09-03 11:09:12 PM  

Mr. Carpenter: it was a bad ideq and the UN should just step in and terminate the experiment


Using their SUPER UN TERMINATION POWERS. "Form of a Committee!" "Shape of a Stern Letter!"
 
2012-09-03 11:11:58 PM  

flucto: Mr. Carpenter: it was a bad ideq and the UN should just step in and terminate the experiment

Using their SUPER UN TERMINATION POWERS. "Form of a Committee!" "Shape of a Stern Letter!"


No, by calling for a joint resolution for the use of force. The united states should invade israel and destroy it as a cou antry. It is failed experiment in nation building.
 
2012-09-03 11:14:01 PM  

zzrhardy: Just research the Brown Noise and cut out the middle man.


Depends?
 
2012-09-03 11:14:56 PM  

Mr. Carpenter: No, by calling for a joint resolution for the use of force. The united states should invade israel and destroy it as a cou antry. It is failed experiment in nation building.


Time to up your meds.
 
2012-09-03 11:16:55 PM  

Party Boy: Gyrfalcon: All it takes, in that tinderbox, is for one person to violate the ceasefire

Also, be advised of the political umbrella under which it occurred. [1] [2].
Very particular circumstances that go beyond these parameters.


What a freaking mess.

I'm going to revise my world politics cure, and suggest that along with sub-saharan Africa, everything between Cairo and at least Kandahar should be sealed under a huge dome and abandoned by the rest of the world for at least 500 years.
 
2012-09-03 11:18:32 PM  

flucto: Mr. Carpenter: No, by calling for a joint resolution for the use of force. The united states should invade israel and destroy it as a cou antry. It is failed experiment in nation building.

Time to up your meds.


Lol. Since you resort to ad hominems ill sink there in kind. Youre a farking retard. The whole point of us creating israel was to provide a counter balance to soviet influence in the region. It no longer serves this purpose and causes far more problems than its worth. If we had the right to create it, we have a right to destroy it.
 
2012-09-03 11:19:43 PM  

Mr. Carpenter: flucto: Mr. Carpenter: No, by calling for a joint resolution for the use of force. The united states should invade israel and destroy it as a cou antry. It is failed experiment in nation building.

Time to up your meds.

Lol. Since you resort to ad hominems ill sink there in kind. Youre a farking retard. The whole point of us creating israel was to provide a counter balance to soviet influence in the region. It no longer serves this purpose and causes far more problems than its worth. If we had the right to create it, we have a right to destroy it.


Ah yes, the highly controversial Cosby Doctrine.
 
2012-09-03 11:21:20 PM  

Gyrfalcon: What a freaking mess.

I'm going to revise my world politics cure, and suggest that along with sub-saharan Africa, everything between Cairo and at least Kandahar should be sealed under a huge dome and abandoned by the rest of the world for at least 500 years.


Two points that are kind of ambivalent. It will do things to your perspective.
• Look up the dates of the beginning and end of the Gaza war. How do they correspond with the US election.
• What was the source of Middle East conflict in, say, the 17th century, the 18th century, and the 19th century?

Pay a great deal of attention to the second point.
 
2012-09-03 11:23:04 PM  

Mr. Carpenter: Youre a farking retard.


Yes, the little used and highly obscure definition of farking retard: "one who disagrees with the practicality of the UN passing a "disband Israel" resolution which causes the USA to invade and destroy it as a 'cou antry' "
 
2012-09-03 11:23:45 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cosby Doctrine


Can we make another one that looks just like it?
 
2012-09-03 11:24:47 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mr. Carpenter: flucto: Mr. Carpenter: No, by calling for a joint resolution for the use of force. The united states should invade israel and destroy it as a cou antry. It is failed experiment in nation building.

Time to up your meds.

Lol. Since you resort to ad hominems ill sink there in kind. Youre a farking retard. The whole point of us creating israel was to provide a counter balance to soviet influence in the region. It no longer serves this purpose and causes far more problems than its worth. If we had the right to create it, we have a right to destroy it.

Ah yes, the highly controversial Cosby Doctrine.


Might makes right. If israel believes their regional suppremacy gives them the right to mistreat the palestinians then our military power gives us the right to destroy their "nation"
 
2012-09-03 11:28:14 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ah yes, the highly controversial Cosby Doctrine.


Nicely played, thank you.
 
2012-09-03 11:28:47 PM  

flucto: Mr. Carpenter: Youre a farking retard.

Yes, the little used and highly obscure definition of farking retard: "one who disagrees with the practicality of the UN passing a "disband Israel" resolution which causes the USA to invade and destroy it as a 'cou antry' "


Herpa derpa doo. Youre a farking retard for trying to pass logical fallacy off as the more reasonable side of the debate. They were created artificially through the united nations and the united nations is within its right to pass authorization for use of force to intercede on behalf of the palestinian people. Israel is certainly in the wrong concerning the treatment of the palestinians at the hands of the settlers. Force via un resolution is the only way israel will respond to the gravity of the situation
 
2012-09-03 11:29:43 PM  
It's gotta be a bummer for some.
"Yeah, Mo, I now we invited you around for dinner last week but that was before you went to the protests." And poor Mo's only recourse is a takeaway kebab in Stinktown.
 
2012-09-03 11:30:54 PM  
*know
 
2012-09-03 11:32:24 PM  

Party Boy: Gyrfalcon: What a freaking mess.

I'm going to revise my world politics cure, and suggest that along with sub-saharan Africa, everything between Cairo and at least Kandahar should be sealed under a huge dome and abandoned by the rest of the world for at least 500 years.

Two points that are kind of ambivalent. It will do things to your perspective.
• Look up the dates of the beginning and end of the Gaza war. How do they correspond with the US election.
• What was the source of Middle East conflict in, say, the 17th century, the 18th century, and the 19th century?

Pay a great deal of attention to the second point.


Clue me in, because I would otherwise say, there wasn't any conflict while the entire Middle East was under the mandate of the Ottoman Empire and the Persian Empire.
 
2012-09-03 11:34:23 PM  

Mr. Carpenter: Herpa derpa doo.


Well you can't argue with that. You win, let's nuke 'em.
 
2012-09-03 11:38:47 PM  

flucto: Mr. Carpenter: Herpa derpa doo.

Well you can't argue with that. You win, let's nuke 'em.


You are a wealth of logically coherent arguments. I do,however, accept your defacto consession. But youre still a farking retard.
 
2012-09-03 11:40:44 PM  

Mr. Carpenter: But youre still a farking retard.


Don't forget to up the meds. Maybe a bit of electric shock therapy too. Thanks for the epic, nuc-ul-lar grade stupid.
 
2012-09-03 11:44:00 PM  

flucto: Mr. Carpenter: But youre still a farking retard.

Don't forget to up the meds. Maybe a bit of electric shock therapy too. Thanks for the epic, nuc-ul-lar grade stupid.


Nice that you have logical falla y to fall back on at least. If you didnt have personal attacks you wouldnt have anything at all. Its kind of funny that you chose to comment on something you clearly have such a paucity of experience and education about, maybe a quick google or wiki search would have benefitted you, at least then you could have faked comprehension of the subject at hand in place of hurling childish and lame insults.
 
2012-09-03 11:47:28 PM  
Remind me never to read one of these threads again.

And I'd strongly suggest that anyone who thinks they understand this problem should go and look at it on the ground. It's pretty easy to get around Israel and the West Bank, and you can drive right along the Gaza border and see the rocket shells they've collected at the Sderot police station. I did all of this in July. While you can have a strong opinion about this, it's hard to see the situation personally and still imagine that somehow the issue is a simple question of good guys and bad guys. If you can afford it, just go.

I'd also suggest you go to Iran (which I've also done), but I'll save that for another thread.
 
2012-09-03 11:49:59 PM  
So they're using Liquid Ass?
 
2012-09-03 11:57:38 PM  

PunGent: Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
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Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.

Considering that the Israeli's are replying with Non-Lethal force is much better than what the Palestinians would do were the situation reversed.

Kriggerel: It's so refreshing to see anti-semitism back in vogue. I was starting to get worried that it had permanently gone out of style... After all, it was so hopelessly gauche for over sixty years!

Anti-Israel /= anti-Semitic.

Or, to put it another way, a friend supports you;

A GOOD friend tells you when he thinks you're making a mistake.


WELL
EFFING
PUT
 
2012-09-03 11:58:12 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Clue me in, because I would otherwise say, there wasn't any conflict while the entire Middle East was under the mandate of the Ottoman Empire and the Persian Empire.




This topic. (Gesticulating to the expanse of the thread) its the source of great butthurt and bullcrap. If your argument isn't solid, it gets nitpicked. Likewise, you often get sold a tight narrative thats often lacking. For example, there really isn;t much wrong with your sentence. However, if you were going to use it to break up the canard of "a place of endless conflict," someone would attack the absolute of "wasn't any conflict."

On Gaza, you have the November 4th and 5th escalation on U.S. election night. Then as Jon Stewart put it, "Israel gets their bombing in before the January 20th hope and change deadline." Ok, theres more complexity than that. Sy Hersh
 
2012-09-04 12:05:48 AM  

RoyBatty: Gyrfalcon: No, but you're assuming that Hamas has the kind of resources that would be needed to prevent militia activity. Do they have a solid, stable police force that is free of ties to the insurgents themselves? Do they have money to pay off informants and collect intelligence? Do they have a military that can go head-to-head with the terrorists?

I dunno, at some level Hamas has to shiat or get off the pot. Israel withdrew from Gaza in 2005, and Hamas has had plenty of time to build jails, gain informants, create civil authorities and police forces.

It appears to me, maybe ignorantly, that Hamas aids the rocket attackers, and doesn't try to stop it.


crayfisher.files.wordpress.com

It's easy to do, of course. Especially when you can easily get supplies and money in and out of your territory.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockade_of_the_Gaza_Strip

/yeah, I know html
//but you're too lazy to Google, so I'm too lazy to type a href
 
2012-09-04 12:15:02 AM  

Party Boy: Gyrfalcon: Clue me in, because I would otherwise say, there wasn't any conflict while the entire Middle East was under the mandate of the Ottoman Empire and the Persian Empire.



This topic. (Gesticulating to the expanse of the thread) its the source of great butthurt and bullcrap. If your argument isn't solid, it gets nitpicked. Likewise, you often get sold a tight narrative thats often lacking. For example, there really isn;t much wrong with your sentence. However, if you were going to use it to break up the canard of "a place of endless conflict," someone would attack the absolute of "wasn't any conflict."

On Gaza, you have the November 4th and 5th escalation on U.S. election night. Then as Jon Stewart put it, "Israel gets their bombing in before the January 20th hope and change deadline." Ok, theres more complexity than that. Sy Hersh


*sigh*

Sometimes I think the isolationists have got it right.

Now I'm depressed and I'm going to go play some kind of intense but irrelevant video game until my spirits rise. Thanks, dude, for ruining my night, while giving me even more proof that we need to get the US out of there entirely. We do NOT belong in there. No matter what we do, someone will be pissed at what we've done, and nothing else will ever get better.
 
2012-09-04 12:16:15 AM  

Party Boy: Gyrfalcon: Clue me in, because I would otherwise say, there wasn't any conflict while the entire Middle East was under the mandate of the Ottoman Empire and the Persian Empire.



This topic. (Gesticulating to the expanse of the thread) its the source of great butthurt and bullcrap. If your argument isn't solid, it gets nitpicked. Likewise, you often get sold a tight narrative thats often lacking. For example, there really isn;t much wrong with your sentence. However, if you were going to use it to break up the canard of "a place of endless conflict," someone would attack the absolute of "wasn't any conflict."

On Gaza, you have the November 4th and 5th escalation on U.S. election night. Then as Jon Stewart put it, "Israel gets their bombing in before the January 20th hope and change deadline." Ok, theres more complexity than that. Sy Hersh


I watched coverage of that in a Iraqi Christian coffeeshop (not the first events, but the escalation after the election). Not the type to generally be all that sympathetic to Muslims, and most folks I've talked to about politics who were Iraqi Christian I remember voted Republican (I specifically remember a ridiculously sweet woman who lived near my parents telling me why she was choosing McCain). The disparity between the coverage they showed via satellite and what non-US websites were showing vs. US websites, to this day, still astounds me. Should have taken more screenshots.

I understand where Israel is coming from, I really do. But how they can't see that marginalizing and demonizing an entire group of people under your control as far as blockades, roadchecks, etc. goes is going to create *more* radicals and is going to be *less* likely to lead to peace, Christ, I don't get it. I have Jewish friends who do, but those friends do not overlap whatsoever with friends who have gone on a Birthright trip. Except maybe one.
 
2012-09-04 12:19:05 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: It's easy to do, of course. Especially when you can easily get supplies and money in and out of your territory.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockade_of_the_Gaza_Strip/yeah , I know html//but you're too lazy to Google, so I'm too lazy to type a href


Sure. From your same link, some how, mysteriously, Israel allows Hamas to have a police force. No one knows why Hamas police can't stop rocket attacks from the parking lots of apartment buildings or hospitals.

Poor Hamas! Leave Hamas alone!
 
2012-09-04 12:23:52 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Sometimes I think the isolationists have got it right.

Now I'm depressed and I'm going to go play some kind of intense but irrelevant video game until my spirits rise. Thanks, dude, for ruining my night, while giving me even more proof that we need to get the US out of there entirely. We do NOT belong in there. No matter what we do, someone will be pissed at what we've done, and nothing else will ever get better.


Party pooper boy.

Take a look at this thread and wonder why we can't be isolationist. Imagine what its like on the hill.


StreetlightInTheGhetto: I watched coverage of that in a Iraqi Christian coffeeshop (not the first events, but the escalation after the election). Not the type to generally be all that sympathetic to Muslims, and most folks I've talked to about politics who were Iraqi Christian I remember voted Republican (I specifically remember a ridiculously sweet woman who lived near my parents telling me why she was choosing McCain). The disparity between the coverage they showed via satellite and what non-US websites were showing vs. US websites, to this day, still astounds me. Should have taken more screenshots.


Id like to hear your POV on that.

Im going to have to take it "off the air." Tired.
 
2012-09-04 12:31:57 AM  
As an impressionable child in 1972, I remember the Olympics in Munich. From that point on, screw 'em. Israelis are industriou and prosperous, and oh yeah - civilized. If the tables were turned, the Palestinians would be full of bloodlust. Stinky goo - deal with it or become peaceful neighbors.
 
2012-09-04 12:32:53 AM  

St. Celery: What are the Israelis blackmailing us with? What other group of genocidal, delusional psychopaths have we been bankrolling ( with zero return ) to the tune of billions of dollars a year for over half a century? And how can any Jew even feign respect for what Israel does?


I think they respect Israel's mission to maintain a safe homeland from frothing-at-the-mouth anti-Semites like you.
 
2012-09-04 12:55:22 AM  
I say mix it with a little pig blood and watch em scatter
 
2012-09-04 12:56:23 AM  
Skunk or dead. Let me think.
 
2012-09-04 01:00:09 AM  

RoyBatty: whidbey: Because People in power are Stupid: I guess PLO guerrilla activity supported by Egypt doesn't really matter when the victims are Israeli.

B-b-but Egypt? Really now?

And then, guess what happened when the US decided to support Israel's f*ckups in the early 70s?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x324]

I've seen you write some really stupid things, this one is certainly a keeper. So is most of your profile.

Congratulations.


I should "congratulate" myself on what a rigid hardline right-winger you are?

I don't think so.

Also, most of what's in my profile is actually mainstream, and widely accepted by rational people. Yes, I suspect that this probably makes you mad.
 
2012-09-04 01:19:43 AM  

whidbey: I should "congratulate" myself on what a rigid hardline right-winger you are?I don't think so.Also, most of what's in my profile is actually mainstream, and widely accepted by rational people. Yes, I suspect that this probably makes you mad.


Yeah go find some hard right wing views of mine that many if not most prominent liberals don't also support. I'll be waiting.

"Let the UN take the lead in international crises."

We know what you were doing during Rwanda, don't we?
 
2012-09-04 01:25:38 AM  

Aigoo: The land belongs to Israel by right of conquest. If you deny the right of conquest of Israel, you must also deny the right of conquest of the various nations of Asia, Europe, and North and South America as well. In other words, I am certain that my Sioux and Cherokee relatives would be delighted to have back the land that actually was literally stolen from them, which the Arab lands in the Palestinian region most certainly were not - they were lost "fair and square" in two separate wars.

If "might makes right" for Asia, Europe, and the United States, there can be no double standard for Israel. If you wish to demand that Israel give back the land they won in war, you must first demand your own nation does likewise. If you are not prepared to demand that of your own nation, then you may not make that demand of Israel. Yes, it really is that farking simple.


THIS
THIS
FARKING ONLY THIS!!!

And didnt most of the "native americans" take the land from the tribes which there before them?
They were just the final conquerors before the whites came and took it from them.

plus, wouldnt it also be fair for the arabs and muslims to have to give back the property that they STOLE from the jews when they kicked the jews out of iran, iraq, etc ....?

I am waiting to hear that Iran is giving back that property. Once that has happened, we can talk.
LOL
 
2012-09-04 01:26:05 AM  
A garlic aroma that could level Tacoma?
 
2012-09-04 01:32:33 AM  
Link

Strange. WHY did the number of suicide attacks go down?
Oh right, they built a wall to keep the insane farkers out.

/you can biatch and complain about how the wall was unfair and and and
/but the wall kept the crazy farkers out
 
2012-09-04 01:37:22 AM  
Lots of anti-colonial Americans on Fark, living the good life in America. I guess you should find a country that never colonized anywhere so you can stay above the dirty fray.
 
2012-09-04 01:49:07 AM  
i recall recently a remarkable movement to have the u.n. recognize palistine as an actual bona fide gov't.

that would allow two things-

a means for it to address internal intention conflict (meaning factions performing activities contrary to the whole of palestine- such as armed conflict that undermines peaceful resolution of whatever)

international recognition of a people, meaning requirement of adressance of greviances of wrongdoings to these peoples.

it was shot down.

i'm ignorant of many things (aside from the proposal to the u.n. and it being denied), so any links/opinions in regards to what is relevant to this issue would be welcome.
 
2012-09-04 02:24:22 AM  

RoyBatty: whidbey: I should "congratulate" myself on what a rigid hardline right-winger you are?I don't think so.Also, most of what's in my profile is actually mainstream, and widely accepted by rational people. Yes, I suspect that this probably makes you mad.

Yeah go find some hard right wing views of mine that many if not most prominent liberals don't also support. I'll be waiting.

"Let the UN take the lead in international crises."

We know what you were doing during Rwanda, don't we?


Do you have any idea how long after Rwanda that statement was made?

It's criticism directed at our centers of power. You should be agreeing with it.
 
2012-09-04 02:32:28 AM  
www.ynetnews.com

Yeah, because the Palestinians are the only terrorists over there.

Link
 
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