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2012-09-03 08:36:21 PM

Mazzic518: Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: St_Francis_P: Really? Knowing which nation's interests you represent

Like I said -stupid.

In the marketplace of ideas just merely call me on my ideas rather than on a perceived bias. I don't represent any nations interests but rather my own.

...and Israel. Unless those are your own interests too.

And you represent Iran's interests, but I'm not actually calling you on it.

I hope Iran wipes Israel off the map


And I hope Iran wipes that food off their chin - their poor table manners is really bugging me. I mean, I've been trying to surreptitiously tell them by doing the whole pantomiming wiping my own chin, but nothing is getting through.
 
2012-09-03 08:36:51 PM

Gyrfalcon: No, but you're assuming that Hamas has the kind of resources that would be needed to prevent militia activity. Do they have a solid, stable police force that is free of ties to the insurgents themselves? Do they have money to pay off informants and collect intelligence? Do they have a military that can go head-to-head with the terrorists?


Yes they do. They had the kind of resources to kill Fatah rivals.

As far as "free of ties to the insurgents" you can't elect a party of terrorists insurgents and then complain when it is has insurgents as members.

Gyrfalcon: If Hamas had arrested their dissident elements, they would have had no place to put them (except in Israeli prisons) or try them (except in Israeli courts), which the residents of Gaza would not have accepted. And of course, they won't accept it now.


No. Gaza has jails, courts, etc.
 
2012-09-03 08:37:48 PM

RanDomino: fredklein
So, why don't "the Palestinians" have their government use it's military (or, heck, just police force) to go after the "various splinter militia groups" that are stirring things up? Stop them from causing trouble, and the Israeli government won't have to retaliate.

Why is Israeli "forced" to retaliate?


You would have them get hit by missiles and do nothing? Have people die, and do nothing? Stand there and take it and ... do absolutely nothing??
 
2012-09-03 08:42:11 PM

fredklein: RanDomino: fredklein
So, why don't "the Palestinians" have their government use it's military (or, heck, just police force) to go after the "various splinter militia groups" that are stirring things up? Stop them from causing trouble, and the Israeli government won't have to retaliate.

Why is Israeli "forced" to retaliate?

You would have them get hit by missiles and do nothing? Have people die, and do nothing? Stand there and take it and ... do absolutely nothing??


Yes.

Ran doesn't consider the death of Israelis citizens as real terrorism.

He compares Palestenian terrorists to groups that have killed far fewer civilians (by a few orders of magnitude in the last 10 or so years) in places like Spain. I have inquired as to what exchange rate he uses for Israelis vice Europeans and why the value of one is higher, but he refuses to answer.
 
2012-09-03 08:43:56 PM

Zulfikar: The international community does not recognize Israel's occupation of the West Bank.
Israel does not recognize its own occupation of the West Bank--because if it did, it would have to grant citizenship to the Palestinians there.
Israel allows the settlement of the West Bank in violation of international law.

If Israel wants to keep the West Bank, then unilaterally annex it and deal with the consequences of a binational Israel. Otherwise, dismantle the settlements and withdraw. They can't have it both ways, which is what they are doing now.

The West Bank is sobering--as is Sderot.


It looks like they will take the west bank once the population is low enough, and by low enough i Mean zero.
 
2012-09-03 08:44:09 PM
first world white people discussing third world brown people problems.

and so it goes.
 
2012-09-03 08:45:15 PM

fredklein: RanDomino: fredklein
So, why don't "the Palestinians" have their government use it's military (or, heck, just police force) to go after the "various splinter militia groups" that are stirring things up? Stop them from causing trouble, and the Israeli government won't have to retaliate.

Why is Israeli "forced" to retaliate?

You would have them get hit by missiles and do nothing? Have people die, and do nothing? Stand there and take it and ... do absolutely nothing??


The states could always save their bacon, again.

/it's not like they're enjoying it
 
2012-09-03 08:45:46 PM
FTA: "Developed by a private Israeli company and first deployed by the army in 2008, skunk is an organic brew of baking powder, yeast, and some ingredients kept secret. It is harmless to health and designed to reduce casualties, the Israelis say"

t0.gstatic.com


Yes, and best of all

It's KOSHER!
 



Zionism STINKS
So what else is new?
If you were a Zionist
You'd stink too
 
2012-09-03 08:46:37 PM

Party Boy: Whats going on in here?

Oh Lawd.

Gyrfalcon: resources

Quickly, review this and go down. A few links on police force actions and the recent (to then) attack on the police forces.

Its amazing how crappy the arguments are.


Interesting. I did not know that. Thanks for the linkage.

However, these are the attitudes I was referring to (from the articles you linked)

"If a total cessation of fire from Gaza, as committed in the calm, is not implemented, the calm has no possibility to succeed," Prime Minister Ehud Olmert's spokesman, Mark Regev, said. and Until Israel carried out its obligations under the truce deal, Abu Zuhri said, "there would be no chance" of resuming indirect talks on the fate of Gilad Shalit, an Israeli soldier seized by Gaza militants in a cross-border two years ago.

All it takes, in that tinderbox, is for one person to violate the ceasefire, and then the other side blames EVERYONE for doing it. This isn't the front end of these hates and hostilities; it's the back end of over 60 years of death and shooting, and it isn't going to change until the side with more guns and power agrees to take a step back. That is the only way it can work. Otherwise, it will continue, because no matter who breaks the truce, the other side says "See! They all want us all dead!! KILL EM ALL!!!" It does not matter if it's a random Israeli farmer or a couple of Palestinian fools with a rocket--so long as it remains about principle and expecting the other side to control everything, nothing can change.
 
2012-09-03 08:47:30 PM

robohobo: The states could always save their bacon, again.

/it's not like they're enjoying it


I don't think suggesting things like that is kosher.
 
2012-09-03 08:47:54 PM
Party Boy
Whats going on in here?

Oh Lawd.


This was my reaction upon reading this train wreck. Ugh. Good to see you and some others still fighting the good fight though, PB.
 
2012-09-03 08:50:20 PM
I knew this would happen. I tried to warn people. I knew the moment I found out Snookie was pregnant that someone would weaponize the placenta.
 
2012-09-03 08:51:05 PM
For the record: everyone should just lay down their weapons and hug. Maybe a smooch. Come on. ;)
 
2012-09-03 08:51:47 PM

Indubitably: For the record: everyone should just lay down their weapons and hug. Maybe a smooch. Come on. ;)


Smoochies are cuties.
 
2012-09-03 08:52:27 PM

fredklein: RanDomino: fredklein
So, why don't "the Palestinians" have their government use it's military (or, heck, just police force) to go after the "various splinter militia groups" that are stirring things up? Stop them from causing trouble, and the Israeli government won't have to retaliate.

Why is Israeli "forced" to retaliate?

You would have them get hit by missiles and do nothing? Have people die, and do nothing? Stand there and take it and ... do absolutely nothing??


Pretty much. You're dealing with extremely irrational people here.
 
2012-09-03 08:52:44 PM

liam76: fredklein: RanDomino: fredklein
So, why don't "the Palestinians" have their government use it's military (or, heck, just police force) to go after the "various splinter militia groups" that are stirring things up? Stop them from causing trouble, and the Israeli government won't have to retaliate.

Why is Israeli "forced" to retaliate?

You would have them get hit by missiles and do nothing? Have people die, and do nothing? Stand there and take it and ... do absolutely nothing??

Yes.

Ran doesn't consider the death of Israelis citizens as real terrorism.

He compares Palestenian terrorists to groups that have killed far fewer civilians (by a few orders of magnitude in the last 10 or so years) in places like Spain. I have inquired as to what exchange rate he uses for Israelis vice Europeans and why the value of one is higher, but he refuses to answer.



As you read the above, you must remember that liam76 reserves the right to lie through his teeth use "artistic license" when he speaks of other Farkers and what they may or may not believe.

Innat right, liam76?
 
2012-09-03 08:54:30 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
Pretty much. You're dealing with extremely irrational people here.

Agreed. It is completely irrational to view the act of occupation and forcible colonization as anything but the primary aggressive action.
 
2012-09-03 08:55:33 PM

fredklein: RanDomino: fredklein
So, why don't "the Palestinians" have their government use it's military (or, heck, just police force) to go after the "various splinter militia groups" that are stirring things up? Stop them from causing trouble, and the Israeli government won't have to retaliate. Go Israel!

Why is Israeli "forced" to retaliate? Go Palestinians!

You would have them get hit by missiles and do nothing? Have people die, and do nothing? Stand there and take it and ... do absolutely nothing?? Go Israel!



I'll take this one... Go Palestinians!
 
2012-09-03 08:59:19 PM

Abox: fredklein: RanDomino: fredklein
So, why don't "the Palestinians" have their government use it's military (or, heck, just police force) to go after the "various splinter militia groups" that are stirring things up? Stop them from causing trouble, and the Israeli government won't have to retaliate. Go Israel!

Why is Israeli "forced" to retaliate? Go Palestinians!

You would have them get hit by missiles and do nothing? Have people die, and do nothing? Stand there and take it and ... do absolutely nothing?? Go Israel!


I'll take this one... Go Palestinians!


I'm thinkin' they ain't hot enough to be good cheerleaders.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-03 08:59:20 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: It's not germane to the discussion.


HA HA HA, OH WOW.
 
2012-09-03 08:59:50 PM

Gyrfalcon: Interesting. I did not know that. Thanks for the linkage.


Theres more. its part of a larger trend.
 
2012-09-03 09:02:22 PM

mrexcess: This was my reaction upon reading this train wreck. Ugh. Good to see you and some others still fighting the good fight though, PB.


Meh. I used to be more involved. The more life catches up, the less time I seem to want to devote to repeating myself to the exact same people saying the exact same canards.

Ever feel like Bill Murray on Groundhog Day?
 
2012-09-03 09:05:42 PM

Gyrfalcon: All it takes, in that tinderbox, is for one person to violate the ceasefire


Also, be advised of the political umbrella under which it occurred. [1] [2].
Very particular circumstances that go beyond these parameters.
 
2012-09-03 09:06:08 PM

sendtodave: Because People in power are Stupid: It's not germane to the discussion.

HA HA HA, OH WOW.


Yes america that hand you feel up your backside is indeed Israel. I'm pretty sure Israel can look after itself now, they seem to have gotten very proficient at that. I'm not saying they should be overrun but our already bloated military budget cannot afford to keep Israel in the latest toys anymore, besides they don't need guided missiles they need stink bombs, apparently.
 
2012-09-03 09:09:08 PM

RoyBatty: Mazzic518: I hope Iran wipes Israel off the map

Yes, you have made that abundantly clear in many threads.

"I farking hate jews" - http://www.fark.com/comments/7282890/78892122#c78892122


Awee now I feel special
 
2012-09-03 09:10:19 PM

mrexcess: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
Pretty much. You're dealing with extremely irrational people here.

Agreed. It is completely irrational to view the act of occupation and forcible colonization as anything but the primary aggressive action.


Indubitably!
 
2012-09-03 09:11:12 PM
Party Boy
Ever feel like Bill Murray on Groundhog Day?

I was just reading that thread from 2010 and thinking that. I can remember sitting right here, writing that post just below the one you linked to, down to what I was thinking as I was composing it. It's endless, determinedly cyclical... and yet, life's so short. Anyway, hope yours is going well and filled with experiences more worthy and memorable than this. All the same, glad you're here and always enjoy reading your posts.
 
2012-09-03 09:12:34 PM

Mazzic518: RoyBatty: Mazzic518: I hope Iran wipes Israel off the map

Yes, you have made that abundantly clear in many threads.

"I farking hate jews" - http://www.fark.com/comments/7282890/78892122#c78892122

Awee now I feel special


How special? Jew special or Goy special?
 
2012-09-03 09:14:56 PM

mrexcess: Party Boy
Ever feel like Bill Murray on Groundhog Day?

I was just reading that thread from 2010 and thinking that. I can remember sitting right here, writing that post just below the one you linked to, down to what I was thinking as I was composing it. It's endless, determinedly cyclical... and yet, life's so short. Anyway, hope yours is going well and filled with experiences more worthy and memorable than this. All the same, glad you're here and always enjoy reading your posts.


Thanks.

Things are busy. Shoot me an email. I want to know if things have changed from the last time we chatted.
 
2012-09-03 09:16:31 PM

Mazzic518: RoyBatty: Mazzic518: I hope Iran wipes Israel off the map

Yes, you have made that abundantly clear in many threads.

"I farking hate jews" - http://www.fark.com/comments/7282890/78892122#c78892122

Awee now I feel special


There's nothing special about you at all.

It is sad that you expressly call out that you hate Jews and that other people proceed to ever again treat you as anything other than a bigoted asshole.
 
2012-09-03 09:19:42 PM
GAT_00

Well, they're going to attack Palestinians no matter what, so at least this is nonlethal.

Not surprising statement coming from our resident Göring fan .

FTFA:
Palestinian youths in jeans are ready to let fly stones from homemade slings at Israeli soldiers

islamists attack, and a Jewish person has the audacity to defend themselves and they are wrong for doing so. How dare they not line up quietly like last time.
 
2012-09-03 09:28:02 PM

RoyBatty: Mazzic518: RoyBatty: Mazzic518: I hope Iran wipes Israel off the map

Yes, you have made that abundantly clear in many threads.

"I farking hate jews" - http://www.fark.com/comments/7282890/78892122#c78892122

Awee now I feel special

There's nothing special about you at all.

It is sad that you expressly call out that you hate Jews and that other people proceed to ever again treat you as anything other than a bigoted asshole.


To be fair, the man could be Mel Gibson.
 
2012-09-03 09:28:18 PM

RoyBatty: Mazzic518: RoyBatty: Mazzic518: I hope Iran wipes Israel off the map

Yes, you have made that abundantly clear in many threads.

"I farking hate jews" - http://www.fark.com/comments/7282890/78892122#c78892122

Awee now I feel special

There's nothing special about you at all.

It is sad that you expressly call out that you hate Jews and that other people proceed to ever again treat you as anything other than a bigoted asshole.


Don't foget racist I claim that one too
 
2012-09-03 09:28:48 PM
Given the number of rockets the Palestinians have sprayed the Israeli population with, I'd think the Israelis would be entirely justified in using far more lethal means in retaliation.
 
2012-09-03 09:30:46 PM
So it's Palestinian Poonanny they're being shot with?

/stanky
 
2012-09-03 09:31:10 PM
Party Boy: Will send you something tomorrow, bro. Interesting times as always.
 
2012-09-03 09:35:21 PM

Secret Master of All Flatulence: Given the number of rockets the Palestinians have sprayed the Israeli population with, I'd think the Israelis would be entirely justified in using far more lethal means in retaliation.



They do.

All the time.

Check the body counts.

Poor Israelis. Such underdogs, already.
 
2012-09-03 09:35:55 PM

mrexcess: Party Boy: Will send you something tomorrow, bro. Interesting times as always.


have a good one
 
2012-09-03 09:36:03 PM

jaytkay

Lovely people, the settlers. Have you met them?

Here's the side you support
i95.photobucket.comi95.photobucket.com

i95.photobucket.comi95.photobucket.com 


/ 9-11 celebrations and using children as shields.
 
2012-09-03 09:37:10 PM

halB: RoyBatty: Mazzic518: RoyBatty: Mazzic518: I hope Iran wipes Israel off the map

Yes, you have made that abundantly clear in many threads.

"I farking hate jews" - http://www.fark.com/comments/7282890/78892122#c78892122

Awee now I feel special

There's nothing special about you at all.

It is sad that you expressly call out that you hate Jews and that other people proceed to ever again treat you as anything other than a bigoted asshole.

To be fair, the man could be Mel Gibson.


Lethal weapon was on the other night.... I had forgotten how hilarious that movie is
 
2012-09-03 09:39:31 PM

OnlyM3: jaytkay

Lovely people, the settlers. Have you met them?
Here's the side you support


 


/ 9-11 celebrations and using children as shields.


Children are the best shields... you ever try to carry an adult?
 
2012-09-03 09:42:51 PM

Mazzic518: Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: St_Francis_P: Really? Knowing which nation's interests you represent

Like I said -stupid.

In the marketplace of ideas just merely call me on my ideas rather than on a perceived bias. I don't represent any nations interests but rather my own.

...and Israel. Unless those are your own interests too.

And you represent Iran's interests, but I'm not actually calling you on it.

I hope Iran wipes Israel off the map


4/10 - kinda obvious really
 
2012-09-03 09:46:07 PM

Amos Quito: Secret Master of All Flatulence: Given the number of rockets the Palestinians have sprayed the Israeli population with, I'd think the Israelis would be entirely justified in using far more lethal means in retaliation.


They do.

All the time.

Check the body counts.

Poor Israelis. Such underdogs, already.



Ooh look...square one arguments! It's like catching the pilot episode of a show you started watching mid-series.
 
2012-09-03 09:46:08 PM

diaphoresis: Mazzic518: Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: St_Francis_P: Really? Knowing which nation's interests you represent

Like I said -stupid.

In the marketplace of ideas just merely call me on my ideas rather than on a perceived bias. I don't represent any nations interests but rather my own.

...and Israel. Unless those are your own interests too.

And you represent Iran's interests, but I'm not actually calling you on it.

I hope Iran wipes Israel off the map

4/10 - kinda obvious really


Ssshhhhhhhh I'm almost at my bag limit
 
drp
2012-09-03 09:49:37 PM

doyner: My proposal is that we don't PICK SIDES IN SOMEONE ELSE'S FRARKING HOLY MANDATE!


Three practical rules for getting involved in someone else's civil war:
1) Don't.
2) If you do, pick a side.
3) Win.

So. We've basically failed at 1. Half-assed 2. And 3 would require something akin to genocide, so that's not going to happen.

Which is why rule 1 is so important.
 
2012-09-03 09:55:36 PM

Bob16: Jews still want to milk that holocaust for all it's worth with a straight face huh ?

When you act just like the nazis you look like an asshole whining about what the nazis did to you.


Why not?
It's working for America post 06/11/01.

./Or is it?
 
2012-09-03 10:03:20 PM

OnlyM3: jaytkay

Lovely people, the settlers. Have you met them?
Here's the side you support
[i95.photobucket.com image 320x240][i95.photobucket.com image 150x190]

[i95.photobucket.com image 342x228][i95.photobucket.com image 410x274] 


/ 9-11 celebrations and using children as shields.


Yeah, because everyone knows that civilized people just stand by and do nothing when their land is taken away from them.
 
2012-09-03 10:11:28 PM
Has anyone made a Palestinians or Matzoh smelling joke yet???
 
2012-09-03 10:15:43 PM

Mazzic518: Ssshhhhhhhh I'm almost at my bag limit


I am truly very excited for you. You would prefer to be known as a troll than as a bigot.
 
2012-09-03 10:18:30 PM

BigJake: Has anyone made a Palestinians or Matzoh smelling joke yet???


Smelling is irrespective of cultural influence.

Smell is personal.
 
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