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2012-09-03 06:41:46 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: St_Francis_P: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: Party Boy: Straight up yes or no question.

It is none of your business.

Classy.

LOL. Score one for Party Boy.

It's not germane to the discussion. I suppose that in your head I should give him my address too.


The gaddam Germans got nuttin to do wit it!
 
2012-09-03 06:44:34 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: However, I don't claim that you are a secret Palestinian agent possibly paid to argue on Fark. (Which is what you just did to me.)


What this is I don't even...
 
2012-09-03 06:46:21 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: /even Old New York was once New Amsterdam
//why they changed it, I can't say


I always liked Ana Ng.
 
2012-09-03 06:47:43 PM
In other words, making them smell better?

/ducks
 
2012-09-03 06:47:43 PM
With friends like Netanyahu, who needs enemas?
 
2012-09-03 06:49:03 PM

doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: However, I don't claim that you are a secret Palestinian agent possibly paid to argue on Fark. (Which is what you just did to me.)

What this is I don't even...


This whole line of discussion comes from:

Party Boy: Are you a US citizen?



Common, I have a secret agenda. Hell, I'm probably Mossad, even.
 
2012-09-03 06:49:22 PM

SubBass49: Aigoo: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
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Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.

Yes, genius, it really is.

Two wars - 1948 and 1967. The Arabs (since Palestine is a region that dates back to Ancient Egypt and covers both Arab lands and the entirety of Israel, making even Israelis Palestinians. Try reading a history book or twelve) lost both of them. The land belongs to Israel by right of conquest. If you deny the right of conquest of Israel, you must also deny the right of conquest of the various nations of Asia, Europe, and North and South America as well. In other words, I am certain that my Sioux and Cherokee relatives would be delighted to have back the land that actually was literally stolen from them, which the Arab lands in the Palestinian region most certainly were not - they were lost "fair and square" in two separate wars.

If "might makes right" for Asia, Europe, and the United States, there can be no double standard for Israel. If you wish to demand that Israel give back the land they won in war, you must first demand your own nation does likewise. If you are not prepared to demand that of your own nation, then you may not make that demand of Israel. Yes, it really is that farking simple.

Ah yes, the "right of conquest." And here I thought that the human race had matured a bit since the days of colonialism. Apparently not. Carry on.


Why do people fight wars? Basically, it's over money; we know that. But what generates money? Land, people, and power.

Sure, they fight them over religion, but that goes straight back to power and money and we all know it.

If you want to be a farktard and imply that basic statement regarding conquest is about the maturity of the human race, then by all means, show your continued lack of understanding regarding the basic nature of who and what humanity is. There certainly are more noble traits to humanity: we have strength, compassion, we do not yield and rarely break, we have courage and passion and conviction...that list goes on, but we also have base qualities at our core such as obsessions with power and money, arrogance, the will and desire to dominate those around us... and those have been around since the first man (whether you believe that to be Adam or an upright monkey).

You may think your self immune - we all would certainly like to. You may think yourself evolved and a good example of what humanity's future should be... and that, too, is arrogance. When one man has fought long and hard for something, and finally won it at the cost of his own blood, who the hell are you to tell him that the good and righteous thing to do is to give it back to another man who took it from his fathers by force in the first place and now continues to try to once again take it by force from the man who won it back at such great cost to himself?

If my great grandfather stole your great grandfather's place of business, and you succeeded in getting that business back from me after generations of your family fought generations of my family to get it restored to you, would it be right or proper if the Hague stepped in, not knowing the true history, but only reading a biased news article written by my children, and declared it unjust that you had stolen the business from me and demanded that you give back to my family what you had stolen from us (even though that wasn't the case at all and forcing you to return it was a grave injustice to you and your family)?

That is a simplified version of what is being demanded of Israel here. The "evolved" good man who wants peace and safety on earth and the advancement of the human race champions the violent thinking it will bring peace, not realizing that you cannot create a better, more peaceful world by giving in to tyranny. I wish you the best of luck in trying, though, and pray to God your vision doesn't succeed, or that if it does, God has mercy on me and lets me die before I have to live in such a world.
 
2012-09-03 06:55:46 PM

Aigoo: Why do people fight wars?


For the wars in question, Israel was attacked by neighbors and repulsed.
 
2012-09-03 06:58:26 PM
This substance is probably derived from the armpits of the dread-locked 20-something Israeli traveler.
 
2012-09-03 07:04:21 PM
I wish I were Jewish so I could join the IDF.
 
2012-09-03 07:05:17 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Aigoo: Why do people fight wars?

For the wars in question, Israel was attacked by neighbors and repulsed.


Bullsh*t.
 
2012-09-03 07:08:24 PM

whidbey: Because People in power are Stupid: Aigoo: Why do people fight wars?

For the wars in question, Israel was attacked by neighbors and repulsed.

Bullsh*t.


What's your excuse? Liberal media conspiracy rewriting all history books and official documents on the subject?
 
2012-09-03 07:09:41 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: whidbey: Because People in power are Stupid: Aigoo: Why do people fight wars?

For the wars in question, Israel was attacked by neighbors and repulsed.

Bullsh*t.

What's your excuse? Liberal media conspiracy rewriting all history books and official documents on the subject?


I guess the whole "Six Day War" thing is a rough spot with you apologists.
 
2012-09-03 07:11:42 PM

farkeruk: How's religious freedom?


There are sizable Christian and Jewish communities in the West Bank, that's Palestinian Christian and Jewish communities. Indeed interfaith marriage has been common among Palestinians for centuries.
 
2012-09-03 07:13:17 PM

whidbey: Because People in power are Stupid: whidbey: Because People in power are Stupid: Aigoo: Why do people fight wars?

For the wars in question, Israel was attacked by neighbors and repulsed.

Bullsh*t.

What's your excuse? Liberal media conspiracy rewriting all history books and official documents on the subject?

I guess the whole "Six Day War" thing is a rough spot with you apologists.


I guess PLO guerrilla activity supported by Egypt doesn't really matter when the victims are Israeli.
 
2012-09-03 07:14:02 PM

RanDomino:

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Why do I have to keep posting this



What happens June through October, vacation?
 
2012-09-03 07:14:45 PM

whidbey: Because People in power are Stupid: whidbey: Because People in power are Stupid: Aigoo: Why do people fight wars?

For the wars in question, Israel was attacked by neighbors and repulsed.

Bullsh*t.

What's your excuse? Liberal media conspiracy rewriting all history books and official documents on the subject?

I guess the whole "Six Day War" thing is a rough spot with you apologists.


You mean where Israel won?
 
2012-09-03 07:15:19 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I guess PLO guerrilla activity supported by Egypt doesn't really matter when the victims are Israeli.


B-b-but Egypt? Really now?

And then, guess what happened when the US decided to support Israel's f*ckups in the early 70s?

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2012-09-03 07:16:20 PM

ronaprhys: whidbey: Because People in power are Stupid: whidbey: Because People in power are Stupid: Aigoo: Why do people fight wars?

For the wars in question, Israel was attacked by neighbors and repulsed.

Bullsh*t.

What's your excuse? Liberal media conspiracy rewriting all history books and official documents on the subject?

I guess the whole "Six Day War" thing is a rough spot with you apologists.

You mean where Israel won?


If you mean by inheriting even more problems domestic and foreign, they certain "won" something.
 
2012-09-03 07:18:12 PM
seems to me they need some new rock ownership laws
 
2012-09-03 07:20:21 PM

whidbey: I guess the whole "Six Day War" thing is a rough spot with you apologists.


I also guess the fact that Egypt was amassing troops on its borders doesn't really count as an act of war. I suppose Israel is supposed to let them get completely prepared before counter-striking.
 
2012-09-03 07:20:54 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
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Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.

Considering that the Israeli's are replying with Non-Lethal force is much better than what the Palestinians would do were the situation reversed.


Kriggerel: It's so refreshing to see anti-semitism back in vogue. I was starting to get worried that it had permanently gone out of style... After all, it was so hopelessly gauche for over sixty years!


Anti-Israel /= anti-Semitic.

Or, to put it another way, a friend supports you;

A GOOD friend tells you when he thinks you're making a mistake.
 
2012-09-03 07:22:02 PM
In numerous instances, an internet thread will devolve into a back and forth conflict between two or more posters. Many fine examples in this thread. I have coined the term to cover this phenomenon as either a "farqument" (far-giu-ment) or "farkument (fark-u-ment)." Not sure which one (or neither) sounds better.
 
2012-09-03 07:22:23 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: whidbey: I guess the whole "Six Day War" thing is a rough spot with you apologists.

I also guess the fact that Egypt was amassing troops on its borders doesn't really count as an act of war. I suppose Israel is supposed to let them get completely prepared before counter-striking.


There you go again. No measure of responsibility whatsoever for Israel and its Zionist kooks who were running it. It's obviously the other guy's fault.
 
2012-09-03 07:22:28 PM
cache.gawker.com 

Have some fun.
 
2012-09-03 07:24:14 PM

jack21221: I think the sick thing is not the use of this foul goo, but the fact that Israeli settlers seized control of a spring in the first place.


It's a bleak winter for cooperation in the middle east with the fall of this latest effort... uh... something summer something something.
 
2012-09-03 07:28:29 PM

whidbey: There you go again. No measure of responsibility whatsoever for Israel and its Zionist kooks who were running it. It's obviously the other guy's fault.


So, Egypt wasn't amassing troops on their border?
 
2012-09-03 07:28:41 PM
"Gangly Palestinian youths in jeans are ready to let fly stones from homemade slings at Israeli soldiers down the main road of Nabi Saleh village, whose residents demand access to a local spring seized by Israeli settlers."

About that...STOP IT, then you won't piss people off!
 
2012-09-03 07:29:45 PM
You people are idiots.

Regardless of context it is disgusting that humans are doing this to each other. Jew, Muslim, Israeli, Palestinian, who gives a fark, they're ALL acting like primitives.
 
2012-09-03 07:30:19 PM

Because People in power are Stupid:
I find that bashing Israel is a very hip thing to do. I also find that the consequences of a world without Israel is not as pleasant a thing as these hipsters would have us believe.


In case you didn't know that the word hipster has no meaning...
 
2012-09-03 07:31:37 PM
Ugly.

AND smelly.
 
2012-09-03 07:31:53 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: whidbey: There you go again. No measure of responsibility whatsoever for Israel and its Zionist kooks who were running it. It's obviously the other guy's fault.

So, Egypt wasn't amassing troops on their border?


History shows Israel to be the aggressor. I think you're content to keep missing the point: that not everyone was happy with the rosy arrangement of carving Israel out into a country.

The reason why there's so much violence there is because of the West's insistence on pounding a square peg into a round hole, so to speak.
 
2012-09-03 07:32:11 PM

whidbey: Because People in power are Stupid: I guess PLO guerrilla activity supported by Egypt doesn't really matter when the victims are Israeli.

B-b-but Egypt? Really now?

And then, guess what happened when the US decided to support Israel's f*ckups in the early 70s?

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Thanks to Bush they don't matter now as we are stealing our oil from somewhere else....
 
2012-09-03 07:32:38 PM

PunGent: Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x276]

Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.

Considering that the Israeli's are replying with Non-Lethal force is much better than what the Palestinians would do were the situation reversed.

Kriggerel: It's so refreshing to see anti-semitism back in vogue. I was starting to get worried that it had permanently gone out of style... After all, it was so hopelessly gauche for over sixty years!

Anti-Israel /= anti-Semitic.

Or, to put it another way, a friend supports you;

A GOOD friend tells you when he thinks you're making a mistake.


Isn't the line that a friend helps you move but a good friend helps you move a body? I think you've got it wrong.
 
2012-09-03 07:34:16 PM
Frank Zappa did it.

/don't care if that was noted already
 
2012-09-03 07:34:20 PM
Defriend.
 
2012-09-03 07:34:41 PM
PunGent

Also, that's a wonderful name for this thread.
 
2012-09-03 07:34:51 PM
oh shut the fark up

Israel endures ROCKETS fired by these people. Every week! The people in Sderot, even Ashkelon, are getting bombed by these savages on a weekly, sometimes daily basis. What do you think the USA would do if the Mexicans bombed San Diego just for the lull? I assure you the smell of it would be the least of their problems.
 
2012-09-03 07:35:10 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: PunGent

Also, that's a wonderful name for this thread.


Agreed.
 
2012-09-03 07:36:06 PM

fatcurlytoes: oh shut the fark up

Israel endures ROCKETS fired by these people. Every week! The people in Sderot, even Ashkelon, are getting bombed by these savages on a weekly, sometimes daily basis. What do you think the USA would do if the Mexicans bombed San Diego just for the lull? I assure you the smell of it would be the least of their problems.


So, quit bulldozing their houses, and give them a country; wut r u daft?
 
2012-09-03 07:36:56 PM
Hmmm. A thread where the Total Farkers support the religious nut jobs.
 
2012-09-03 07:38:01 PM

Indubitably: fatcurlytoes: oh shut the fark up

Israel endures ROCKETS fired by these people. Every week! The people in Sderot, even Ashkelon, are getting bombed by these savages on a weekly, sometimes daily basis. What do you think the USA would do if the Mexicans bombed San Diego just for the lull? I assure you the smell of it would be the least of their problems.

So, quit bulldozing their houses, and give them a country; wut r u daft?


And don't tell me it's complicated. I get that, already, for the last seven decades I get it.
 
2012-09-03 07:38:16 PM

Indubitably: fatcurlytoes: oh shut the fark up

Israel endures ROCKETS fired by these people. Every week! The people in Sderot, even Ashkelon, are getting bombed by these savages on a weekly, sometimes daily basis. What do you think the USA would do if the Mexicans bombed San Diego just for the lull? I assure you the smell of it would be the least of their problems.

So, quit bulldozing their houses, and give them a country; wut r u daft?


They're "savages," though. You really think it's a good idea?
 
2012-09-03 07:38:33 PM
olddinosaur
I would say you pretty well nailed it. The Jews have given the Palestinians every chance possible, right back to 1948 when they offered them full Israeli citizenship and equal civil rights, and they have used every peace overture as an excuse to "call time" so they can reload their guns and plan more mayhem.

Every single offer was insulting at the time.


doglover
Palestinians have launched more than 0 rockets.

All of them, yeah? Did they all get together at a meeting and unanimously decide on it? Even the children, huh?


farkeruk
Why are people so keen on the Palestinians having a country? You know, they're not exactly a sympathetic lot. I'll set aside the suicide bombing... how's LGBT rights in Palestine? How's religious freedom? How do they act with regards to political protest? Freedom of the press? Freedom of association? Freedom of property ownership (death if you sell land to Jews)? Freedom of religion? How does the government act with regards to honor killings?

Right, right, there's just something inherently bad about Palestinians. Would you say it's genetic?


Kriggerel
It's so refreshing to see anti-semitism back in vogue. I was starting to get worried that it had permanently gone out of style... After all, it was so hopelessly gauche for over sixty years!

You are dumb and you should feel bad.


KarmicDisaster
What happens June through October, vacation?

They declared a truce. Hamas held up their end by essentially stopping the rockets. Israel was supposed to ease up on the blockade of Gaza; they didn't.
 
2012-09-03 07:38:47 PM

david_gaithersburg: Hmmm. A thread where the Total Farkers support the religious nut jobs.


Pffft.

'Twas an unwary gift?

Heh.

;)
 
2012-09-03 07:39:52 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: fatcurlytoes: oh shut the fark up

Israel endures ROCKETS fired by these people. Every week! The people in Sderot, even Ashkelon, are getting bombed by these savages on a weekly, sometimes daily basis. What do you think the USA would do if the Mexicans bombed San Diego just for the lull? I assure you the smell of it would be the least of their problems.

So, quit bulldozing their houses, and give them a country; wut r u daft?

And don't tell me it's complicated. I get that, already, for the last seven decades I get it.


mushon.com

If anyone wondered, no I don't have any intention of talking about Israel and Palestine.
 
2012-09-03 07:40:20 PM

whidbey: Indubitably: fatcurlytoes: oh shut the fark up

Israel endures ROCKETS fired by these people. Every week! The people in Sderot, even Ashkelon, are getting bombed by these savages on a weekly, sometimes daily basis. What do you think the USA would do if the Mexicans bombed San Diego just for the lull? I assure you the smell of it would be the least of their problems.

So, quit bulldozing their houses, and give them a country; wut r u daft?

They're "savages," though. You really think it's a good idea?


I wanna "heh," but it hurts my heart. Quit farking over natives, man.

I mean it.
 
2012-09-03 07:41:04 PM
Why can't these two just nuke each other and be done with it? Farking savages, both countries. Israel and Palestine both should just DIANF.
 
2012-09-03 07:41:29 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Indubitably: Indubitably: fatcurlytoes: oh shut the fark up

Israel endures ROCKETS fired by these people. Every week! The people in Sderot, even Ashkelon, are getting bombed by these savages on a weekly, sometimes daily basis. What do you think the USA would do if the Mexicans bombed San Diego just for the lull? I assure you the smell of it would be the least of their problems.

So, quit bulldozing their houses, and give them a country; wut r u daft?

And don't tell me it's complicated. I get that, already, for the last seven decades I get it.

[mushon.com image 512x240]

If anyone wondered, no I don't have any intention of talking about Israel and Palestine.


Duly noted.

Words.
 
2012-09-03 07:41:38 PM

Indubitably: whidbey: Indubitably: fatcurlytoes: oh shut the fark up

Israel endures ROCKETS fired by these people. Every week! The people in Sderot, even Ashkelon, are getting bombed by these savages on a weekly, sometimes daily basis. What do you think the USA would do if the Mexicans bombed San Diego just for the lull? I assure you the smell of it would be the least of their problems.

So, quit bulldozing their houses, and give them a country; wut r u daft?

They're "savages," though. You really think it's a good idea?

I wanna "heh," but it hurts my heart. Quit farking over natives, man.

I mean it.


Well, if we don't have someone we can hate on like that, what do we do?
 
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