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(Reuters)   Israel begins spraying Palestinians with disgusting goo that smells like "a chunk of rotting corpse from a stagnant sewer, placing it in a blender and spraying the filthy liquid in your face." Yay allies   (reuters.com) divider line 451
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2012-09-03 05:27:16 PM  
Is this intended to improve their smell?
 
2012-09-03 05:27:31 PM  
Of course, everyone over there could grow up, throw away the religions causing them to continue a retarded blood feud that will have no ending, and live happily ever after.
 
2012-09-03 05:28:00 PM  
I used to be an Israel fan, but I think I'm just gonna stick to baseball from now on.

/go A's
 
2012-09-03 05:28:59 PM  
I don't understand why everybody seems to be convinced that they have to pick a side here. Why can't we all admit that Israel and Palestine are both acting like spoiled children? Spoiled children with large guns, but spoiled children nonetheless.
 
2012-09-03 05:29:13 PM  
Maybe it's soylent green.

Besides, waiting on tats to give us the Jewish slurve ball explanation for this shats and giggles.
 
2012-09-03 05:30:19 PM  
They don't just spray it on protesters. This happens in villages. It lasts for days and it happens weekly. Ethnic cleansing via gradually making life too miserable- why get on the front page of the New York Times by doing it the old fashioned way when checkpoints, incremental land grabs, cutting off water rights, building walls and restricted roads between farmers and their farmland, denying building permits, and making everything smell like shiat makes people wonder if it would just be easier to leave?
 
2012-09-03 05:30:37 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: I don't understand why everybody seems to be convinced that they have to pick a side here. Why can't we all admit that Israel and Palestine are both acting like spoiled children? Spoiled children with large guns, but spoiled children nonetheless.


Yep.
 
2012-09-03 05:30:41 PM  

RoyBatty: Gyrfalcon: So because one group has attacked Israel in the past, that's perfect justification for shutting down a demonstration, gotcha.You approved of the pepper spraying of the UC Davis demonstrators, didn't you? (After all, Occupy protestors had damaged property in other cities, so therefore use of force in that case was entirely justified, by your logic)

I thought the analogy it incidents pretty long in the past was a stretch, but, unlike Occupy this doesn't seem to have been a peaceful protest.

Gangly Palestinian youths in jeans are ready to let fly stones from homemade slings at Israeli soldiers down the main road of Nabi Saleh village, whose residents demand access to a local spring seized by Israeli settlers.

The soldiers form a phalanx around their curious weapon of war.

"We run away fast when it comes at us, but we don't quit," said a local boy clutching a rock, his dark eyes framed by the oval opening of a black t-shirt wrapped around his face.

There are also other times when there are "peaceful" protests called at various fences and checkpoints across Israel, but the protests are called for having so many people come knock down the fences that I think it does form a reasonable threat to Israel. Not sure if "skunk" is used then or not.

I don't know enough about skunk to know enough about skunk to judge it.

It seems much less dangerous than our microwave anti-crowd devices, and perhaps more dangerous than our acoustic anti-crowd devices, and less dangerous than shooting rubber bullets and stuff like that.


My question then becomes: Why aren't we using it?

Here's the MSDS. Link Apparently it is also a skin/eye irritant and possible gastric irritant as well, if swallowed.
 
2012-09-03 05:31:11 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Lovely people, the settlers. Have you met them?
 
2012-09-03 05:31:55 PM  
The best defense is a good offense. Every other country in the region wants genocide on Israel. I can't completely agree with everything they do, but this plan stinks.
 
2012-09-03 05:32:04 PM  

gimmegimme: KeelingLovesCornholes: The My Little Pony Killer: Are they doing this from the safety of all those homes they stole from said Palestinians?

As noted by those who did the same thing to the Native Americans.

Both sides are bad, so vote Atahualpa?


Everyone gets to be bad until we've all been equally bad to everyone, and then we can talk about behaving a little better.

Once everyone has committed a genocide, for instance, then we can talk about not doing genocides anymore.
 
2012-09-03 05:32:27 PM  
How 'bout a preemptive strike with goo?
 
2012-09-03 05:32:46 PM  
I love when Israel acts like its oppressors of old.

Classy.
 
2012-09-03 05:33:41 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: I don't understand why everybody seems to be convinced that they have to pick a side here. Why can't we all admit that Israel and Palestine are both acting like spoiled children? Spoiled children with large guns, but spoiled children nonetheless.


The government leaders of both sides and their more religious faction wants to destroy the other for what they claim to be the greater good. The people for both sides are sick of the shiat and just want their own space and to be left alone.
 
2012-09-03 05:33:55 PM  

serial_crusher: thamike: Relax, it's merely traditional Jewish Israeli cuisine.

So, it's basically a food product?


Perhaps, but not a kosher one. Contains yeast.
 
2012-09-03 05:34:47 PM  

Gyrfalcon: My question then becomes: Why aren't we using it?


Don't give them any ideas....

And the lobbyists from General Dynamics / Lockheed / ... pay out military and Congress not to use Israeli anti-crowd measures that would deprive General Dynamics / Lockheed / ... of military industrial complex dollars.

Here's the MSDS. Link Apparently it is also a skin/eye irritant and possible gastric irritant as well, if swallowed.

Probably. I am not a doctor, but to me it still seems safer than the microwave devices. I find it incredible those things could be safe.
 
2012-09-03 05:36:06 PM  

RanDomino: They don't just spray it on protesters. This happens in villages. It lasts for days and it happens weekly. Ethnic cleansing via gradually making life too miserable- why get on the front page of the New York Times by doing it the old fashioned way when checkpoints, incremental land grabs, cutting off water rights, building walls and restricted roads between farmers and their farmland, denying building permits, and making everything smell like shiat makes people wonder if it would just be easier to leave?


I guess Israel started taking notes from Nazi Germany.
 
2012-09-03 05:36:40 PM  

St_Francis_P: I suppose it's better than shooting or beating them.


This.

Subby's an idjit.
 
2012-09-03 05:36:51 PM  

jaytkay: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x225]
Lovely people, the settlers. Have you met them?


You are so right.

writeforgod.stblogs.com

Or maybe not.
 
2012-09-03 05:36:59 PM  
Keizer_Ghidorah
the religions causing them to continue a retarded blood feud

Excuses. It's not about religion. It's about land. People change their religion for reasons of land, money, or politics (but with the ultimate reason being land and/or money) all the time. Religion is just something people hide behind.

Come on, what really motivates people- the idea that a magic sky wizard is going to make you live forever after you die, or the much more provable promise that you're going to be economically successful enough to attract/buy a mate that you can have lots of sex with? People think with their genitals. Religion is just what they tell each other.
 
2012-09-03 05:36:59 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Until someone invents a "sleep-ray", non-lethal deterrents will be unpleasant.


A sleep ray:

www.dovetailbat.com 

Probably still unpleasant.
 
2012-09-03 05:37:01 PM  
art.penny-arcade.com

/should be oblig, but one of their more obscure ones.
 
2012-09-03 05:37:12 PM  
Can't we just acknowledge that both sides are terribly annoying and carry on about our business?
 
2012-09-03 05:37:34 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Of course, everyone over there could grow up, throw away the religions causing them to continue a retarded blood feud that will have no ending, and live happily ever after.


Yes, because if their religions magically vanished overnight, this feud would be ended via pixiedust and magical rainbows.

People have been fighting over land for a f*cking long time. And even if religion vanishes, they'll each still consider it 'home', so, no. The conflict would not disappear. Hell, they still have a very, very convenient way of thinking of the groups as an 'other' (NOT OUR COUNTRY). Nationalism would just replace religion (though I'd argue it sort of already HAS in this case).

Sorry, human nature sucks sometimes.
 
2012-09-03 05:38:10 PM  
Right or wrong we can at least agree that the Palestinians are smelly group right?
 
2012-09-03 05:38:50 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: jaytkay: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x225]
Lovely people, the settlers. Have you met them?

You are so right.

[writeforgod.stblogs.com image 429x300]

Or maybe not.


Weird. All he did was criticize the settlers.

Is your argument because one side has bad people, the other side cannot? Very strange beliefs, for a self-avowed atheist....
 
2012-09-03 05:39:20 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x276]

Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.

Considering that the Israeli's are replying with Non-Lethal force is much better than what the Palestinians would do were the situation reversed.


Are must be in power.
 
2012-09-03 05:39:55 PM  

nmemkha: Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x276]

Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.

Considering that the Israeli's are replying with Non-Lethal force is much better than what the Palestinians would do were the situation reversed.

Are You must be in power.

 
2012-09-03 05:40:42 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x276]

Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.


Pretty much this.

Israel: Hey, stop shooting at us!
Palestinians: No! We want our own land.
Israel: Ok, fine. Here you go.
Palestinians: Ha, Ha! Suckers!
Israel: Hey, stop shooting at us!

Israel gave them the land they demanded expecting the Palestinians to stick to the peace agreement. The Palestinians saw it as an opportunity for a new front to fire rockets at the "evil j00z". Every single time Israel has made a concession, they have been proven wrong to trust anyone. They have zero incentive to play nice, especially since the UN spends more time denouncing anything they do instead of actually trying to deal with the problem, such as a terrorist organization running things for the Palestinians.
 
2012-09-03 05:41:15 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Or maybe not.


Geee, kids throwing rocks at tanks are exactly like kids kicking an old woman.

Both sides are BAD!
 
2012-09-03 05:41:22 PM  
Gangly Palestinian youths in jeans are ready to let fly stones from homemade slings at Israeli soldiers down the main road of Nabi Saleh village, whose residents demand access to a local spring seized by Israeli settlers.

Throwing stones solves nothing, but what's the point of these assholes seizing wells from Palestinian villages?

Oh right, ethnic cleansing.
 
2012-09-03 05:42:32 PM  
so basically israel is flinging their hummus at protesters?

worst hummus on the planet.
 
2012-09-03 05:42:32 PM  
s17.postimage.org
 
2012-09-03 05:43:01 PM  

CygnusDarius: RanDomino: They don't just spray it on protesters. This happens in villages. It lasts for days and it happens weekly. Ethnic cleansing via gradually making life too miserable- why get on the front page of the New York Times by doing it the old fashioned way when checkpoints, incremental land grabs, cutting off water rights, building walls and restricted roads between farmers and their farmland, denying building permits, and making everything smell like shiat makes people wonder if it would just be easier to leave?

I guess Israel started taking notes from Nazi Germany.


This really is the height of Israeli criticism, isn't it?

"LOL the Jews are just like the Nazis, get it!"

Awesome
 
2012-09-03 05:43:08 PM  

Felgraf: Because People in power are Stupid: jaytkay: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x225]
Lovely people, the settlers. Have you met them?

You are so right.

[writeforgod.stblogs.com image 429x300]

Or maybe not.

Weird. All he did was criticize the settlers.

Is your argument because one side has bad people, the other side cannot? Very strange beliefs, for a self-avowed atheist....


I didn't actually say that ONLY one side has bad people.

I find that bashing Israel is a very hip thing to do. I also find that the consequences of a world without Israel is not as pleasant a thing as these hipsters would have us believe.
 
2012-09-03 05:43:54 PM  

nmemkha: Because People in power are Stupid: doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: So they're splashing them with Eu Du Palestinien.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x276]

Maybe next time they're offered peace they wouldn't detonate a bomb in Jerusalem.

Yes, because it really is that simple.

Considering that the Israeli's are replying with Non-Lethal force is much better than what the Palestinians would do were the situation reversed.

Are must be in power.


Retard.
 
2012-09-03 05:43:57 PM  
WizardofToast
The government leaders of both sides and their more religious faction wants to destroy the other for what they claim to be the greater good. The people for both sides are sick of the shiat and just want their own space and to be left alone.

bears bears bears bears bears bears bears bears bears
 
2012-09-03 05:44:41 PM  

jaytkay: Because People in power are Stupid: Or maybe not.

Geee, kids throwing rocks at tanks are exactly like kids kicking an old woman.

!


No, throwing rocks at armed soldiers.
 
2012-09-03 05:44:47 PM  

Scrotastic Method: Why can't they just...share? Really. Why not.


Stop making sense. You are going to ruin everything.  ;-)
 
2012-09-03 05:45:03 PM  

OgreMagi: Israel gave them the land they demanded expecting the Palestinians to stick to the peace agreement. The Palestinians saw it as an opportunity for a new front to fire rockets at the "evil j00z". Every single time Israel has made a concession, they have been proven wrong to trust anyone. They have zero incentive to play nice, especially since the UN spends more time denouncing anything they do instead of actually trying to deal with the problem, such as a terrorist organization running things for the Palestinians.


Hey, be careful. This is FARK.COM. We don't need you facting up the place with logic and reason. You're supposed to hate Israel because zomg they use non-lethal weapons on poor innocent terrorists, the bastards.
 
2012-09-03 05:45:46 PM  
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
This really is the height of Israeli criticism, isn't it?

Ignore the criticism based in reality, claim the insanely idiotic one is the sum of the other side's arguments. Thanks.
 
2012-09-03 05:46:04 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: And you represent Iran's interests, but I'm not actually calling you on it.


Your reading comprehension is lacking. I don't support Iran. I, an American, support the US not being involved in someone else's holy struggle.
 
2012-09-03 05:47:54 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "LOL the Jews are just like the Nazis, get it!"


Netanyahu's own nephew has called Israel an apartheid state.
 
2012-09-03 05:48:28 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Party Boy: Straight up yes or no question.

It is none of your business.



In other words, I am an Israeli shill, giving it all I've got to an American audience, influencing and manipulating the sugar daddy.
 
2012-09-03 05:48:41 PM  
OgreMagi
Israel gave them the land they demanded expecting the Palestinians to stick to the peace agreement. The Palestinians saw it as an opportunity for a new front to fire rockets at the "evil j00z". Every single time Israel has made a concession, they have been proven wrong to trust anyone.

upload.wikimedia.org
Why do I have to keep posting this


doglover
poor innocent terrorists

Protesting villagers who occasionally throw rocks = terrorists, got it.
 
2012-09-03 05:49:09 PM  

doyner: Because People in power are Stupid: And you represent Iran's interests, but I'm not actually calling you on it.

Your reading comprehension is lacking. I don't support Iran. I, an American, support the US not being involved in someone else's holy struggle.


Right, I got that you are an "American". However, by not standing by our middle-eastern ally supports Iran in the same way that I am "supporting" Israel.

Do you get it?
 
2012-09-03 05:49:27 PM  
You would think that the IDF would realize that by discouraging picketing by the Palestinians they are in effecting encouraging flat out sabotage and terrorism by the Palestinians.
/shortsighted nationalists say what
 
2012-09-03 05:50:26 PM  

OgreMagi:


Israel gave them the land they demanded expecting the Palestinians to stick to the peace agreement. The Palestinians saw it as an opportunity for a new front to fire rockets at the "evil j00z". Every single time Israel has made a concession, they have been proven wrong to trust anyone. They have zero incentive to play nice, especially since the UN spends more time denouncing anything they do instead of actually trying to deal with the problem, such as a terrorist organization running things for the Palestinians.


I would say you pretty well nailed it. The Jews have given the Palestinians every chance possible, right back to 1948 when they offered them full Israeli citizenship and equal civil rights, and they have used every peace overture as an excuse to "call time" so they can reload their guns and plan more mayhem.
 
2012-09-03 05:50:43 PM  

Insatiable Jesus: Because People in power are Stupid: Party Boy: Straight up yes or no question.

It is none of your business.


In other words, I am an Israeli shill, giving it all I've got to an American audience, influencing and manipulating the sugar daddy.


In other words, you have no rational argument for what you believe and have to resort to name calling.

Great way to lose an argument!
 
2012-09-03 05:50:45 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: You would think that the IDF would realize that by discouraging picketing by the Palestinians they are in effecting encouraging flat out sabotage and terrorism by the Palestinians.


Pretty much this. Granted if Rabin hadn't been assassinated we likely aren't having this issue now.
 
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