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2012-09-03 10:11:25 AM
Looks like some of the witnesses took offense.
 
2012-09-03 10:51:39 AM
Well, that video was 15 seconds of bulldozer on car action, followed by two minutes of dude getting beaten up, followed by boring. Great video to greenlight!
 
2012-09-03 10:58:44 AM
My nose! You broke my nose!

*PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH* MY CAR! YOU BROKE MY CAR!
 
2012-09-03 11:10:59 AM
I like how the cops didn't go anywhere near this guy. I wonder if they told one of the dudes 'you have 2 minutes to beat the shiat out of him while we look the other way'
 
2012-09-03 11:31:27 AM
I'm pretty sure he would have got shot out of the cab here.
 
2012-09-03 12:16:25 PM
Some countries have police brutality. Some have citizen brutality. To each their own.
 
2012-09-03 01:39:33 PM

Roook: I like how the cops didn't go anywhere near this guy. I wonder if they told one of the dudes 'you have 2 minutes to beat the shiat out of him while we look the other way'


I'm wondering if those were cops or security guards, they displayed a remarkable absence of any sort of police procedure.
 
2012-09-03 01:39:34 PM
In SR pedestrians run you over
 
2012-09-03 01:44:34 PM
That was strange the way the police didn't arrest the perp. That must not have been the United States.
 
2012-09-03 01:50:18 PM
Reginald Denny thinks the driver got off easy with that crowd.
 
2012-09-03 02:03:14 PM
That's precisely why I always lock the cab door before I go on a drunk rampage.
 
2012-09-03 02:24:22 PM
surprise! scumbag russians

i wish the cold war had ended with russia as a freaking cratered nuclear wasteland
 
2012-09-03 02:33:25 PM
So he knocked a few cars around and got his ass kicked. Americans still do it better.
 
2012-09-03 03:05:59 PM

Whatthefark: So he knocked a few cars around and got his ass kicked. Americans still do it better.


Thanks a lot, I just wasted a half hour on Wikipedia. Fascinating story, fascinating man.
 
2012-09-03 03:08:13 PM

Rincewind53: Well, that video was 15 seconds of bulldozer on car action,
followed by two minutes of dude getting beaten up, followed by boring. Great video to greenlight!


Really? That's pretty awesome.

/instant karma: it's gonna get you
 
2012-09-03 03:11:26 PM

Honest Bender: That's precisely why I always lock the cab door before I go on a drunk rampage.


And miss out on all the crazy videos on youtube? No way
 
2012-09-03 03:14:23 PM
don't know who's the bigger douchbag, the guy in the SUV who attempts to dart around the whole thing and nearly hits everybody or the cop who can't be bothered to set up a controlled environment for his own safety.


compared to them the guy in the loader was just drunk, not stupid.
 
2012-09-03 03:18:34 PM

stiletto_the_wise: Whatthefark: So he knocked a few cars around and got his ass kicked. Americans still do it better.

Thanks a lot, I just wasted a half hour on Wikipedia. Fascinating story, fascinating man.


Same.. I remembered that incident after I saw the pic but I never read up on the details about it.. Really is a fascinating story. Dude did what every normal person `wishes' they could do when the city farks them over.. Then we cower and just deal with it. This dude was just not normal enough to actually do it.
 
2012-09-03 04:18:50 PM

Whatthefark: So he knocked a few cars around and got his ass kicked. Americans still do it better.


Damn.
 
2012-09-03 05:04:51 PM
All amateurs compared to tank dude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1HvXyi6vqw
 
2012-09-03 06:20:24 PM
What!!!??? No dashcam??!?!?!? I thought all Russian vehicles came equipped with a dashcam as standard equipment. I disappoint.
 
2012-09-03 06:30:25 PM
Whatthefark
So he knocked a few cars around and got his ass kicked. Americans still do it better.


Totally cheering on the Killdozer! Especially after hearing the back story! That was awesome!
 
2012-09-03 06:58:39 PM
who needs police and taxes. let chaos take over.
 
2012-09-03 09:58:38 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Some countries have police brutality. Some have citizen brutality. To each their own.


So they should have asked him nicely to stop doing that?
 
2012-09-03 10:46:08 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Some countries have police brutality. Some have citizen brutality. To each their own.


Honestly they went a little easier on him than I was expecting. They smacked him up a bit at first but after that they seemed content to just make sure he didn't try to drive it anymore. If this had happened in America he probably would have been pulled from the cab and beaten unconscious.
 
2012-09-04 12:19:14 AM

Linux_Yes: who needs police and taxes. let chaos take over.


The riot was ridiculous.
 
2012-09-04 12:19:41 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-04 04:56:43 AM

Neondistraction: Lor M. Ipsum: Some countries have police brutality. Some have citizen brutality. To each their own.

Honestly they went a little easier on him than I was expecting. They smacked him up a bit at first but after that they seemed content to just make sure he didn't try to drive it anymore. If this had happened in America he probably would have been pulled from the cab and beaten unconscious.


usa if the police were there first they would have ended him. they take screwing around with tank like items really seriously.
 
2012-09-04 08:40:05 AM
If I had a bulldozer
Link
 
2012-09-04 09:52:09 AM
If there was ever proof that instant punching for being a poor driver didn't deter more poor driving, it's Russia. LiveLeak wouldn't have half their videos if not for Russian car wrecks and street punching. They must give a dashcam to people whenever they register a car.
 
2012-09-04 11:27:52 AM
Not drunk....looks like the front right tire went out, causing him to lose control at moderate speed.
Then they beat the fark outta the guy.
 
2012-09-04 11:32:10 AM

Lor M. Ipsum: Some countries have police brutality. Some have citizen brutality. To each their own.


As soon as I saw the first punch I thought, "Russia."
 
2012-09-04 02:29:27 PM

fatbear: Lor M. Ipsum: Some countries have police brutality. Some have citizen brutality. To each their own.

As soon as I saw the first punch I thought, "Russia."



Same.

An American would think: "That mother farker just smashed my car! I'm gonna beat his ass! ... Wait.... No. If I punch him he might sue me and I'll go to jail. I'll just sit here while the police slam him to the ground and I get a new car from my insurance company."
 
2012-09-04 03:03:47 PM

HellRaisingHoosier:

An American would think: "That mother farker just smashed my car! I'm gonna beat his ass! ... Wait.... No. If I punch him he might sue shoot me and I'll go to jail die. I'll just sit here run for cover while the police slam him to the ground kill him in a hail of gunfire and I get a new car from my insurance company."

 

Alternate american version; both equally likely.
 
2012-09-04 05:56:15 PM
Do you have any idea what we are gonna do to you, if we find one itty, bitty scratch on 'em?

Let me guess. You're gonna pound my face. Break every bone in my body. Then you're gonna drag me across a gravel road and feed my remains to a warthog. Is that about right?

What are you nuts? This is the '90s. We're gonna sue you.

/and this is why Russia rules and America drools
 
2012-09-05 08:32:46 AM

fatbear: HellRaisingHoosier:

An American would think: "That mother farker just smashed my car! I'm gonna beat his ass! ... Wait.... No. If I punch him he might sue shoot me and I'll go to jail die. I'll just sit here run for cover while the police slam him to the ground kill him in a hail of gunfire and I get a new car from my insurance company." 

Alternate american version; both equally likely.


Most of the rest of the country isn't like Dot, guy.
 
2012-09-05 09:50:01 AM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: fatbear: HellRaisingHoosier:

An American would think: "That mother farker just smashed my car! I'm gonna beat his ass! ... Wait.... No. If I punch him he might sue shoot me and I'll go to jail die. I'll just sit here run for cover while the police slam him to the ground kill him in a hail of gunfire and I get a new car from my insurance company." 

Alternate american version; both equally likely.

Most of the rest of the country isn't like Dot, guy.


You're starting with the assumption that you've encountered an average American. I'm starting with the assumption that I've encountered someone with no concerns for other people's life or property.
 
2012-09-05 12:01:34 PM
Personally, I think the crowd over reacted. The guy was drunk. There wasn't any need to punch him several times. It's a freaking CAR. The whole thing reminded me of Reginald Denny. People need to calm the fark down.
 
2012-09-05 01:34:47 PM

zabadu: Personally, I think the crowd over reacted. The guy was drunk. There wasn't any need to punch him several times. It's a freaking CAR. The whole thing reminded me of Reginald Denny. People need to calm the fark down.


If some drunk ahole purposely bashed in my car I would have felt the need to punch him repeatedly as well.
 
2012-09-05 03:08:12 PM

belome: zabadu: Personally, I think the crowd over reacted. The guy was drunk. There wasn't any need to punch him several times. It's a freaking CAR. The whole thing reminded me of Reginald Denny. People need to calm the fark down.

If some drunk ahole purposely bashed in my car I would have felt the need to punch him repeatedly as well.


I want to punch people for not signaling their turns.

/I don't, but I want to
 
2012-09-05 05:13:28 PM

Crewmannumber6: belome: zabadu: Personally, I think the crowd over reacted. The guy was drunk. There wasn't any need to punch him several times. It's a freaking CAR. The whole thing reminded me of Reginald Denny. People need to calm the fark down.

If some drunk ahole purposely bashed in my car I would have felt the need to punch him repeatedly as well.

I want to punch people for not signaling their turns.

/I don't, but I want to


Second.
 
2012-09-05 10:19:18 PM
It's the famous Bolshoi Valet!
 
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