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2012-09-03 11:09:09 AM
7 votes:
So she voluntarily farked a couple JD bottles in the parking lot at night. NOBODY in the crowd called the police. No harm, no foul.

We really have to penalize (no pun) police detectives who bother looking up shiat like this and other chickenshiat law enforcement while murders, burglaries, and rapes go unpunished. Maybe a month of unpaid leave will teach you that being a cop is more about the kinds of crimes you stop rather than the number of people you can cram onto a docket.
2012-09-03 07:30:36 PM
4 votes:
Hmmmmmmmmmm, let's see:

1. Get stupid--ass drunk;

2. Do it naked with a whiskey bottle;

3. Pay a $500 fine for lewd conduct;

4. Pose for Playboy or maybe Hustler for $10,000 or so;

5. Make your own X-rated videos and have your own pay--per--view website;

6. Milk your 15 minutes of fame for all it is worth;

7. Have a "religious conversion" as soon as the money dries up from all other sources;

8. Get up and preach on TV about the evils of sex and whiskey;

9. PROFIT.

That about get it?
2012-09-03 01:37:31 PM
4 votes:

doglover: So she voluntarily farked a couple JD bottles in the parking lot at night. NOBODY in the crowd called the police. No harm, no foul.

We really have to penalize (no pun) police detectives who bother looking up shiat like this and other chickenshiat law enforcement while murders, burglaries, and rapes go unpunished. Maybe a month of unpaid leave will teach you that being a cop is more about the kinds of crimes you stop rather than the number of people you can cram onto a docket.


Pretty much this. The only damage done is when people ashamed of being titillated by this biatch and whine to cover their embarrassment, get the police involved, and destroy this woman's life simply because she knows what she likes and went through with it. And honestly, as I get older, I realize just how farking stupid all of this really is. If you're past the age of consent and really, really upset with displays of sexuality and feel the need to report your emotional insecurity to the police, then you're pretty much on the level of a jealous teenager.

There is nothing wrong with what she did outside of confronting some people's obvious lack of sexuality, which is all that American morality really is. Big farking deal.
2012-09-03 12:09:13 PM
4 votes:
Thank god for the internets or we would never have been exposed to amazing works of performance art. She is doing a piece about gender roles and how the hegemony screws over the working girl. The choice of Jack Daniels is significant.
2012-09-03 02:31:37 PM
3 votes:
give it time and someone will convince her she was raped and all those guys will be charged. a drunk woman in not responsible for her crimes unlike a drunk man
2012-09-04 04:20:28 AM
2 votes:
Call me when she can open a twist top beer, or sit on a stack of coins and give correct change. This white trash ain't go nothin' on the LBFMs in the P.I.
2012-09-03 09:56:42 PM
2 votes:
Maybe she and "Butt Hole Tattoo" Chick should hang out.
2012-09-03 05:51:06 PM
2 votes:

doyner: Mawson of the Antarctic: Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word?

Indiana isn't the South, so that's unpossible...so I hear.


Indiana IS the south. Most of the initial European settlers were poor Southern sharecroppers who were run off by the big plantation owners. The only reason why Indiana stayed in the Union was so they could exact revenge for that. After that, the Great Migration brought a bunch of blacks from the Deep South, just like the whites before them. The foodways and dialects in the rural areas (outside of Amish areas) tend to be very Southern. And certainly the politics are, as well. Our Dems try to out-conservate the Repubs.

A geographer will tell you that being a "Southern state" has nothing to do with geography and everything to do with culture. Or at least that's what the geographers told me in college.
2012-09-03 03:26:56 PM
2 votes:
fap

my kinda girl!

I bet she's fun as hell in the sack.

prove me wrong.
2012-09-03 03:16:13 PM
2 votes:
Who else here googled her just to see how hot she was before passing judgment?
/not exactly proud of this
2012-09-03 03:07:31 PM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

Bfett20: Are Coke bottles still ok?

2012-09-03 02:23:21 PM
2 votes:
You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?
2012-09-03 01:46:20 PM
2 votes:

doglover: Nothing special. Typical insertion show.



What have we become.
2012-09-03 01:45:46 PM
2 votes:
Well, I'm sure that's going to be priceless material to share with her kids in a few years.
2012-09-03 01:45:43 PM
2 votes:
Drunk, semi-nude, and performing sex acts with liquor bottles on the back of a flatbed truck is no way to go through life girl

I respectfully disagree.
2012-09-03 11:35:42 AM
2 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.


She pulls off her dress, lets a guy stick a bottle up her rear and work it bit, then she takes another bottle and rides it, lets another guy take over for a bit, finally hops up and shouts "Wooo!" and high fives someone in the front row.

There may be dialogue. I just sort of fast forwarded through. Nothing special. Typical insertion show.
2012-09-03 11:32:30 AM
2 votes:
Drunk, semi-nude, and performing sex acts with liquor bottles is no way to go through life girl

media.tumblr.com
2012-09-03 10:29:40 PM
1 votes:

Gleeman: Rent Party: doyner:
If you'd joined the Navy, you might have seen Pattaya Beach, Thailand....makes your Panama look like Disneyland.

Tiger-a-Go-Go for the win!

I brought back a brochure from that place because when I saw it I said to myself "Petty Officer Party, ain't no one back home going to believe this shiat."

And I was right.

Never stopped in Pattaya, but I'm sure Phuket was a close second. Just missed seeing Olangapo, my first deployment was the one that they stopped PI port visits during.


I went on a three day acid blackout in Olongapo, and came out with nary a tattoo or STD. That is how I know God looks out for drunks and fools.

Generally speaking, Thailand is a thousand times nicer than the PI ever was. I never understood why people got so excited about getting to Subic. The place was filthy, and the average native would steal your wallet, keys, and shoes without so much as a second glance.
2012-09-03 10:25:38 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Rent Party: Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?

Is this any different than people who go to parties so they can be whipped and degraded in front of the partygoers?

People get off on all kinds of freaky shiat. She has exhibition and insertion fantasies, and lived them out.

Good for her.

I see a difference between people who go to S&M clubs or the like and someone who gets a liquor bottle stuck in her asshole, in a parking lot, in the bed of a pick-up truck while drunk.


So, explain the difference. Consenting adults getting their rocks off is consenting adults getting their rocks off.
2012-09-03 10:14:04 PM
1 votes:
One of my friends works with her at Olive Garden. She said they were joking around that her next video will be up soon entitled: Two girls One bottle
2012-09-03 09:15:37 PM
1 votes:

SandMann: Sad. This will define her. This will be a part of her life forever.

Good luck finding your next job when you decide to make a better life for yourself, Belinda.


You have a more optimistic view than I do about the Indiana employment outlook over the next few decades. I sure hope you're right and I'm wrong.
2012-09-03 08:13:47 PM
1 votes:
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer;
Take one down 'cause Belinda's around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall.
2012-09-03 06:58:44 PM
1 votes:

The_Sponge: On a very special episode of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo".......


Wow
2012-09-03 06:23:12 PM
1 votes:

Waldo Pepper: I hope all their girlfriends seen their behavior and are smart enough to dump them now.


If you watch the video, you'll see the redneck girlfriends are in the crowd cheering her on as much as the guys watching.

I'm betting latter that night, these same rednecks were bumping uglies, working on the next generation of PWT.
2012-09-03 06:18:04 PM
1 votes:

Krieghund: Dreamless: Otherwise Just Fine: Well, I'm sure that's going to be priceless material to share with her kids in a few years.

Meh. I have a theory that, given enough time, everyone will have an internet sex video.

I better make mine soon then, cause my looks aren't improving with age.


That doesn't seem to stop most amateur porn. It's like the nude beach scenario we always joke about.
2012-09-03 04:27:44 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?


I don't know whether it's better or worse that she appears not to regret this, in fact to be embracing it. While she's clearly not very bright I fear you are correct and she is profoundly damaged and unhappy. Unfortunately there's no indication she's looking to improve herself either.
2012-09-03 04:15:55 PM
1 votes:
www.bestfunnyblog.com

She looks and sounds like Anna Nichole Smith's "Cousin Shelly".
2012-09-03 04:04:07 PM
1 votes:

Misconduc: proton: Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x390]

Actually, If you can get up after 24 beers, then you aren't from this planet.

I'm no André the Giant, but at 6'4 and 275lbs gives me plenty of room to drink 24 beers in 2-3 hours top without even breaking a sweat.
/On a funny note - most my friends out drink me, i usually cut off around an 18 pack just because I don't want to over drink


You're practically begging for this so enjoy.. 

newnation.sg
2012-09-03 03:36:13 PM
1 votes:
So....will we see her followup on Meatholes.com, or Facialabuse.com?

Don't Google them, just...don't.
2012-09-03 03:21:26 PM
1 votes:

Bfett20: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x398]
Bfett20: Are Coke bottles still ok?


www.bored383.com
2012-09-03 03:19:56 PM
1 votes:

SandMann: Sad. This will define her. This will be a part of her life forever.

Good luck finding your next job when you decide to make a better life for yourself, Belinda.


Who wouldn't want her around for the office Christmas parties?
2012-09-03 03:03:36 PM
1 votes:

doyner: Irving Maimway: Yes, not semi-nude. The video I saw was blurred out and I could only deal with about 90 seconds before the whole redneckness of it did me in.

So much this.


Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word? That and it was compressed to make her look like a squat fertility statue made me go like, aw hell nah.
2012-09-03 03:01:47 PM
1 votes:

Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.


listverse.files.wordpress.com

Actually, If you can get up after 24 beers, then you aren't from this planet.
2012-09-03 02:34:37 PM
1 votes:

Waldo Pepper: give it time and someone will convince her she was raped and all those guys will be charged. a drunk woman in not responsible for her crimes unlike a drunk man


Are you claiming that was a legitimate bottle show?
2012-09-03 02:24:41 PM
1 votes:
From her Facebook page:

Belinda Dobrowolski
April 28
my daughters funeral is tommarrow really need anyone to help me before my heart falls out

she didnt have any kidneys they never developed it happens to 1 in 10,000 babies i quit smoking and everything wanted to be the best mom got my shiat together and i lost her and my boyfriend Darin
2012-09-03 02:14:27 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: So she got naked and farked a bottle in front of a hundred people. Did the article also have to post her bird face? Let her have some dignity.


Yes, let her have some because she has none of her own.


Now, did anybody drink the rest of the JD or is the bottle on eBay?
2012-09-03 02:12:01 PM
1 votes:
The next time some politician suggests they represent the "real America and American people", I say we play this video... Republican or Democrat. That's some good comedy right there.
2012-09-03 02:08:40 PM
1 votes:
Ah, brings back memories. I was barely 18, overseas for the first time - actually, away from home for the first time, too. Brand new Private in the Army stationed at Fort Clayton, Panama. I went to the Ancon Inn on my first night in country. I had never seen any porn aside from boobs in a Playboy (this was 1983). I was treated to a woman taking a wine bottle completely inside her on stage. Oh - but it got worse. She turned around to expel it and it turns out she had taken the bottle up her ass. I didn't even know stuff like that could happen at that point in my life.
2012-09-03 01:55:08 PM
1 votes:

MikeMc: Drunk, semi-nude, and performing sex acts with liquor bottles on the back of a flatbed truck is no way to go through life girl

I respectfully disagree.


images.wikia.com
2012-09-03 01:50:23 PM
1 votes:
In the video she looks wide hipped and a nice collection of muffin tops.. In the interview video she looked thin, hipless and skinny.. farking clothing trickery..
2012-09-03 01:48:58 PM
1 votes:

Otherwise Just Fine: Well, I'm sure that's going to be priceless material to share with her kids in a few years.


Meh. I have a theory that, given enough time, everyone will have an internet sex video.
2012-09-03 01:45:18 PM
1 votes:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

WHORE-OFF!!
2012-09-03 01:34:21 PM
1 votes:

aiiee: I would suggest she spring for some facial plastic surgery only because this will follow her around the rest of her life if she doesn't and she will probably end up dead in a gutter. No biggie.


Plus,her face is kind of ugly.
2012-09-03 01:32:43 PM
1 votes:
Well at least we know how the worm got into the bottle now...
2012-09-03 01:04:59 PM
1 votes:
So she got naked and farked a bottle in front of a hundred people. Did the article also have to post her bird face? Let her have some dignity.
2012-09-03 12:15:20 PM
1 votes:

quickdraw: Thank god for the internets or we would never have been exposed to amazing works of performance art. She is doing a piece about gender roles and how the hegemony screws over the working girl. The choice of Jack Daniels is significant.


Waste of good booze.
2012-09-03 11:56:45 AM
1 votes:
Modified wooden toilet paper holder?
2012-09-03 11:49:49 AM
1 votes:
Was meth involved? Because it looks like meth was involved.

/woooo
2012-09-03 11:32:32 AM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.


Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.
2012-09-03 11:08:17 AM
1 votes:
Yes, not semi-nude. The video I saw was blurred out and I could only deal with about 90 seconds before the whole redneckness of it did me in.
 
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