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2012-09-03 08:13:47 PM  
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer;
Take one down 'cause Belinda's around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall.
 
2012-09-03 08:34:14 PM  
Goldshlauger bottles work best....but you need to remove the metal ring first...

/but I would not know ANYTHING about that.
//yeah I would. LOL!
 
2012-09-03 08:34:42 PM  

asquian: Goddammit so damn much. Terre Haute will forever be haunted by the specter of that damn redneck convention.


So now Belinda can be the Terror Ho of Terre Haute?
 
2012-09-03 08:34:59 PM  
After seeing her picture, i feel sorry for the bottle.
 
2012-09-03 08:36:59 PM  

sleeper2995: asquian: Goddammit so damn much. Terre Haute will forever be haunted by the specter of that damn redneck convention. It would be cool to keep seeing my hometown featured in FARK articles if it weren't for the reasons it's being featured in FARK articles.

So from now on when anyone ask where I'm from I will be able to reference this little gem.


"So, where are you from?" "Remember the woman who stuck bottles of Patron and Jack Daniels up her twat? That's my kin, representin'."
 
2012-09-03 08:53:27 PM  
Next time will be a gala keg
 
2012-09-03 09:15:37 PM  

SandMann: Sad. This will define her. This will be a part of her life forever.

Good luck finding your next job when you decide to make a better life for yourself, Belinda.


You have a more optimistic view than I do about the Indiana employment outlook over the next few decades. I sure hope you're right and I'm wrong.
 
2012-09-03 09:19:25 PM  

skinink: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer;
Take one down 'cause Belinda's around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall.


You sir win at the internet. But lets not dumb down here....Beer bottles? Try Wine or Whiskey Bottles.

Hell lets throw a Barrel in there.
 
2012-09-03 09:27:43 PM  

olddinosaur: Hmmmmmmmmmm, let's see:

1. Get stupid--ass drunk;

2. Do it naked with a whiskey bottle;

3. Pay a $500 fine for lewd conduct;

4. Pose for Playboy or maybe Hustler for $10,000 or so;

5. Make your own X-rated videos and have your own pay--per--view website;

6. Milk your 15 minutes of fame for all it is worth;

7. Have a "religious conversion" as soon as the money dries up from all other sources;

8. Get up and preach on TV about the evils of sex and whiskey;

9. PROFIT.

That about get it?


You can see the future.
Are you a wizard?
 
2012-09-03 09:35:16 PM  
That article failed to mention which finishing school she attended.
 
2012-09-03 09:42:01 PM  

Rent Party: Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?

Is this any different than people who go to parties so they can be whipped and degraded in front of the partygoers?

People get off on all kinds of freaky shiat. She has exhibition and insertion fantasies, and lived them out.

Good for her.


I see a difference between people who go to S&M clubs or the like and someone who gets a liquor bottle stuck in her asshole, in a parking lot, in the bed of a pick-up truck while drunk. There's something incredibly seedy and depressing about the way this was played out. I don't doubt that she wanted to do it, I don't doubt that she enjoyed doing it. I just found it incredibly sad.
 
2012-09-03 09:56:42 PM  
Maybe she and "Butt Hole Tattoo" Chick should hang out.
 
2012-09-03 10:07:57 PM  
Was she auditioning to be an Alsscan girl?
 
2012-09-03 10:14:04 PM  
One of my friends works with her at Olive Garden. She said they were joking around that her next video will be up soon entitled: Two girls One bottle
 
2012-09-03 10:15:46 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: Ah, brings back memories. I was barely 18, overseas for the first time - actually, away from home for the first time, too. Brand new Private in the Army stationed at Fort Clayton, Panama. I went to the Ancon Inn on my first night in country. I had never seen any porn aside from boobs in a Playboy (this was 1983). I was treated to a woman taking a wine bottle completely inside her on stage. Oh - but it got worse. She turned around to expel it and it turns out she had taken the bottle up her ass. I didn't even know stuff like that could happen at that point in my life.


I had a similar experience viewing "Sticky Vicky" in Benidorm, Spain circa 1985.

I hear she's still performing.

/shudder
 
2012-09-03 10:20:00 PM  

BigBooper: Waldo Pepper: I hope all their girlfriends seen their behavior and are smart enough to dump them now.

If you watch the video, you'll see the redneck girlfriends are in the crowd cheering her on as much as the guys watching.

I'm betting latter that night, these same rednecks were bumping uglies, working on the next generation of PWT.


I was posting a quote from someone on the interview not anything I said
 
2012-09-03 10:25:38 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Rent Party: Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?

Is this any different than people who go to parties so they can be whipped and degraded in front of the partygoers?

People get off on all kinds of freaky shiat. She has exhibition and insertion fantasies, and lived them out.

Good for her.

I see a difference between people who go to S&M clubs or the like and someone who gets a liquor bottle stuck in her asshole, in a parking lot, in the bed of a pick-up truck while drunk.


So, explain the difference. Consenting adults getting their rocks off is consenting adults getting their rocks off.
 
2012-09-03 10:26:48 PM  
 
2012-09-03 10:29:40 PM  

Gleeman: Rent Party: doyner:
If you'd joined the Navy, you might have seen Pattaya Beach, Thailand....makes your Panama look like Disneyland.

Tiger-a-Go-Go for the win!

I brought back a brochure from that place because when I saw it I said to myself "Petty Officer Party, ain't no one back home going to believe this shiat."

And I was right.

Never stopped in Pattaya, but I'm sure Phuket was a close second. Just missed seeing Olangapo, my first deployment was the one that they stopped PI port visits during.


I went on a three day acid blackout in Olongapo, and came out with nary a tattoo or STD. That is how I know God looks out for drunks and fools.

Generally speaking, Thailand is a thousand times nicer than the PI ever was. I never understood why people got so excited about getting to Subic. The place was filthy, and the average native would steal your wallet, keys, and shoes without so much as a second glance.
 
2012-09-03 10:36:47 PM  

quickdraw: Thank god for the internets or we would never have been exposed to amazing works of performance art. She is doing a piece about gender roles and how the hegemony screws over the working girl. The choice of Jack Daniels is significant.


THIS IS PROBLEMATIC!
 
2012-09-03 10:47:37 PM  
Bet her dad (and sister and her friends) are proud.
 
2012-09-03 10:52:57 PM  
Wow after seeing how big this is I'm reluctant to admit all the details I know of this whole thing.


/backs away slowly
 
2012-09-03 11:17:09 PM  

Dufus: NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.

Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.



One word comes to mind: blarf
 
2012-09-03 11:24:31 PM  

skinink: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer;
Take one down 'cause Belinda's around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall.


That made me laugh far more than it had any right to.
 
2012-09-03 11:40:09 PM  
If a woman is hot and she does this in public, then I'm ok with this. But if a porker starts getting starkers in public, then I think that she should be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
 
2012-09-03 11:56:31 PM  

foxyshadis: sleeper2995: asquian: Goddammit so damn much. Terre Haute will forever be haunted by the specter of that damn redneck convention. It would be cool to keep seeing my hometown featured in FARK articles if it weren't for the reasons it's being featured in FARK articles.

So from now on when anyone ask where I'm from I will be able to reference this little gem.

"So, where are you from?" "Remember the woman who stuck bottles of Patron and Jack Daniels up her twat? That's my kin, representin'."


Brazil but I work in Terre Haute at a very big hotel. So the town I was born in is famous for birthing Jimmy Hoffa.
 
2012-09-04 12:57:43 AM  
*Clicks link, reads story*

Nope, not my ex-gf, although it sounded like her.

//I didn't mind her doing things like that, just that she liked to have other guy's penises fall into her without my permission.
 
2012-09-04 02:40:36 AM  
i enjoyed the video
 
2012-09-04 03:22:55 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Rent Party: Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?

Is this any different than people who go to parties so they can be whipped and degraded in front of the partygoers?

People get off on all kinds of freaky shiat. She has exhibition and insertion fantasies, and lived them out.

Good for her.

I see a difference between people who go to S&M clubs or the like and someone who gets a liquor bottle stuck in her asshole, in a parking lot, in the bed of a pick-up truck while drunk. There's something incredibly seedy and depressing about the way this was played out. I don't doubt that she wanted to do it, I don't doubt that she enjoyed doing it. I just found it incredibly sad.


There is no difference, except audience.
 
2012-09-04 04:20:28 AM  
Call me when she can open a twist top beer, or sit on a stack of coins and give correct change. This white trash ain't go nothin' on the LBFMs in the P.I.
 
2012-09-04 12:04:59 PM  
She sounds classy.
 
2012-09-04 12:26:06 PM  
media2.wthitv.com

Just put a bag over her and motorboat.

/and yes, I hear you, Steve McNair
 
2012-09-04 12:51:50 PM  
Many moons ago, when the military still had bases in the Philippines, I was privileged enough to see a bottle show, where the girls squats on a bottle that has pesos stacked on it, picks up the bottle, drops the bottle, and gives you change. Can also be done with a banana. Seen some guys eat the banana chunks.

Semper Fi!
 
2012-09-04 02:38:36 PM  

darkscout: Baz the Spaz: It's Terre Haute. I would expect nothing less from "the most nowhere place in America."

/Word to the wise: stay off south 13th Street.

Went to Rose. This does not shock me in the least. Hell I'd expect this to have been done on Wabash on a Friday night.


Me too, first think that came to mind was farkin' Hautians.
 
2012-09-04 02:39:09 PM  
That's a rough 24 years old. Lilo doesn't even look that used up.
 
2012-09-04 02:40:36 PM  
Seriously, how is this internet sensation material?

I saw *much better* about 14 years ago in Louisiana... Two chicks, one used her beer bottle as a dildo on the other chick, then drank from it. -In a pretty awesome bar I'll one day recommend my future son to attend.

And yes, both were hot, not this backwoods chick type either.

/get off my lawn.
 
2012-09-04 02:50:44 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Modified wooden toilet paper holder?


Wow...just...wow.
 
2012-09-04 04:14:56 PM  
Seems like a nice gal, the kind you take home to meet mom
 
2012-09-04 04:44:57 PM  
I do not see a crime here even though the law has a problem with it. Is this really a crime?
 
2012-09-04 05:11:42 PM  

Neondistraction: basemetal: Was meth involved? Because it looks like meth was involved.

/woooo

This happened in Indiana, so yes. Although I hear heroin has been growing in popularity amongst the youth in small towns (ie. 99% of the state).


I'm not one to promote the use of addictive drugs, but I'd tell kids to pick heroin over meth any day. Provided it was a Sophie's choice kinda thing and they couldn't pick weed or sobriety.
 
2012-09-04 09:19:55 PM  

sleeper2995: foxyshadis: sleeper2995: asquian: Goddammit so damn much. Terre Haute will forever be haunted by the specter of that damn redneck convention. It would be cool to keep seeing my hometown featured in FARK articles if it weren't for the reasons it's being featured in FARK articles.

So from now on when anyone ask where I'm from I will be able to reference this little gem.

"So, where are you from?" "Remember the woman who stuck bottles of Patron and Jack Daniels up her twat? That's my kin, representin'."

Brazil but I work in Terre Haute at a very big hotel. So the town I was born in is famous for birthing Jimmy Hoffa.


And Brazil is famous for the popcorn king, Orville Reddenbacher. My wife is from Brazil and all the family is still there.

/Yeah, yeah. I know. I married a Hoosier.
//32 years now
///help me
 
2012-09-05 09:27:00 AM  
She just needs a nose job.
 
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