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2012-09-03 10:02:12 AM
Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?
 
2012-09-03 10:16:04 AM

Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?


I have not. Link?
 
2012-09-03 10:22:05 AM

Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?


I haven't seen it either. Actually, I didn't really see any of the internets very much last week.
 
2012-09-03 11:05:06 AM

Nabb1: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I haven't seen it either. Actually, I didn't really see any of the internets very much last week.


I can testify that she is, indeed, completely nude

/damned if I'm going searching for it again
 
2012-09-03 11:08:17 AM
Yes, not semi-nude. The video I saw was blurred out and I could only deal with about 90 seconds before the whole redneckness of it did me in.
 
2012-09-03 11:09:09 AM
So she voluntarily farked a couple JD bottles in the parking lot at night. NOBODY in the crowd called the police. No harm, no foul.

We really have to penalize (no pun) police detectives who bother looking up shiat like this and other chickenshiat law enforcement while murders, burglaries, and rapes go unpunished. Maybe a month of unpaid leave will teach you that being a cop is more about the kinds of crimes you stop rather than the number of people you can cram onto a docket.
 
2012-09-03 11:14:33 AM
She's a girl who got drunk and indulged her sexual fantasies. Not unheard of around here ...

I would suggest she spring for some facial plastic surgery only because this will follow her around the rest of her life if she doesn't and she will probably end up dead in a gutter. No biggie.
 
2012-09-03 11:26:22 AM

Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?


I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.
 
2012-09-03 11:29:02 AM
Semi-nude? She was so naked she even took the ponytail holder out of her hair.
 
2012-09-03 11:32:30 AM
Drunk, semi-nude, and performing sex acts with liquor bottles is no way to go through life girl

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-03 11:32:32 AM

NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.


Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.
 
2012-09-03 11:35:42 AM

NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.


She pulls off her dress, lets a guy stick a bottle up her rear and work it bit, then she takes another bottle and rides it, lets another guy take over for a bit, finally hops up and shouts "Wooo!" and high fives someone in the front row.

There may be dialogue. I just sort of fast forwarded through. Nothing special. Typical insertion show.
 
2012-09-03 11:37:01 AM

Dufus: Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.


I found it on another site... meh... Thanks for the link though.

I love how he classily twist the bottle and grinds it in there. He's marriage material and she is a saint.
 
2012-09-03 11:49:49 AM
Was meth involved? Because it looks like meth was involved.

/woooo
 
2012-09-03 11:56:45 AM
Modified wooden toilet paper holder?
 
2012-09-03 11:57:11 AM

Dufus: Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.


`0'_o)
 
2012-09-03 12:09:13 PM
Thank god for the internets or we would never have been exposed to amazing works of performance art. She is doing a piece about gender roles and how the hegemony screws over the working girl. The choice of Jack Daniels is significant.
 
2012-09-03 12:15:20 PM

quickdraw: Thank god for the internets or we would never have been exposed to amazing works of performance art. She is doing a piece about gender roles and how the hegemony screws over the working girl. The choice of Jack Daniels is significant.


Waste of good booze.
 
2012-09-03 12:51:48 PM

Dufus: NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.

Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.


It looked like a fat midget to me
 
2012-09-03 01:03:53 PM
Well somebody likes to party.
 
2012-09-03 01:04:59 PM
So she got naked and farked a bottle in front of a hundred people. Did the article also have to post her bird face? Let her have some dignity.
 
2012-09-03 01:06:58 PM
You going to drink out of that now?
 
2012-09-03 01:27:50 PM
Classy stuff.
 
2012-09-03 01:32:43 PM
Well at least we know how the worm got into the bottle now...
 
2012-09-03 01:34:21 PM

aiiee: I would suggest she spring for some facial plastic surgery only because this will follow her around the rest of her life if she doesn't and she will probably end up dead in a gutter. No biggie.


Plus,her face is kind of ugly.
 
2012-09-03 01:37:31 PM

doglover: So she voluntarily farked a couple JD bottles in the parking lot at night. NOBODY in the crowd called the police. No harm, no foul.

We really have to penalize (no pun) police detectives who bother looking up shiat like this and other chickenshiat law enforcement while murders, burglaries, and rapes go unpunished. Maybe a month of unpaid leave will teach you that being a cop is more about the kinds of crimes you stop rather than the number of people you can cram onto a docket.


Pretty much this. The only damage done is when people ashamed of being titillated by this biatch and whine to cover their embarrassment, get the police involved, and destroy this woman's life simply because she knows what she likes and went through with it. And honestly, as I get older, I realize just how farking stupid all of this really is. If you're past the age of consent and really, really upset with displays of sexuality and feel the need to report your emotional insecurity to the police, then you're pretty much on the level of a jealous teenager.

There is nothing wrong with what she did outside of confronting some people's obvious lack of sexuality, which is all that American morality really is. Big farking deal.
 
2012-09-03 01:44:54 PM
Belinda Dobrowolski

images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-09-03 01:45:18 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

WHORE-OFF!!
 
2012-09-03 01:45:43 PM
Drunk, semi-nude, and performing sex acts with liquor bottles on the back of a flatbed truck is no way to go through life girl

I respectfully disagree.
 
2012-09-03 01:45:46 PM
Well, I'm sure that's going to be priceless material to share with her kids in a few years.
 
2012-09-03 01:46:20 PM

doglover: Nothing special. Typical insertion show.



What have we become.
 
2012-09-03 01:46:29 PM

Dufus: NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde:
Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.


I gave up before she(?) ever got to the bottle.

//vertigo
 
2012-09-03 01:48:58 PM

Irving Maimway: Yes, not semi-nude. The video I saw was blurred out and I could only deal with about 90 seconds before the whole redneckness of it did me in.


So much this.
 
2012-09-03 01:48:58 PM

Otherwise Just Fine: Well, I'm sure that's going to be priceless material to share with her kids in a few years.


Meh. I have a theory that, given enough time, everyone will have an internet sex video.
 
2012-09-03 01:49:41 PM
She tried a 1.75, but couldn't quite handle it.
 
2012-09-03 01:49:49 PM
Bookmark?

Yea, bookmark.
 
2012-09-03 01:50:23 PM
In the video she looks wide hipped and a nice collection of muffin tops.. In the interview video she looked thin, hipless and skinny.. farking clothing trickery..
 
2012-09-03 01:51:10 PM
it isn't?

dammit. why didn't someone tell me sooner?
 
2012-09-03 01:52:53 PM
Suddenly my life makes so much more sense now. I was born in Terre Haute... Go Hoosiers?
 
2012-09-03 01:54:38 PM

Allornone: it isn't?

dammit. why didn't someone tell me sooner?


Subby is lying. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
 
2012-09-03 01:55:08 PM

MikeMc: Drunk, semi-nude, and performing sex acts with liquor bottles on the back of a flatbed truck is no way to go through life girl

I respectfully disagree.


images.wikia.com
 
2012-09-03 01:56:40 PM
i couldnt tell which um hole the bottle went into.
 
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2012-09-03 01:57:17 PM
what's her fark handle?
 
2012-09-03 01:58:24 PM

Dufus: quickdraw: Thank god for the internets or we would never have been exposed to amazing works of performance art. She is doing a piece about gender roles and how the hegemony screws over the working girl. The choice of Jack Daniels is significant.

Waste of good booze.


Did her hoohah actually pull the cork out of that bottle and chug it? DAY-UM!
 
2012-09-03 01:58:36 PM
Wow, Dragon*Con has gotten a lot more raunchy since the old days.
 
2012-09-03 01:58:51 PM
blogs.laweekly.com

Definitely not a Jew...
 
2012-09-03 02:04:01 PM
i50.tinypic.com

I'm sure you do, sweetie. I'm sure you do.

/as does your bung hole
//which, in this particular piece of cinema, takes on a quite literal meaning
 
2012-09-03 02:05:08 PM

basemetal: Was meth involved? Because it looks like meth was involved.

/woooo


This happened in Indiana, so yes. Although I hear heroin has been growing in popularity amongst the youth in small towns (ie. 99% of the state).
 
2012-09-03 02:08:40 PM
Ah, brings back memories. I was barely 18, overseas for the first time - actually, away from home for the first time, too. Brand new Private in the Army stationed at Fort Clayton, Panama. I went to the Ancon Inn on my first night in country. I had never seen any porn aside from boobs in a Playboy (this was 1983). I was treated to a woman taking a wine bottle completely inside her on stage. Oh - but it got worse. She turned around to expel it and it turns out she had taken the bottle up her ass. I didn't even know stuff like that could happen at that point in my life.
 
2012-09-03 02:12:01 PM
The next time some politician suggests they represent the "real America and American people", I say we play this video... Republican or Democrat. That's some good comedy right there.
 
2012-09-03 02:12:10 PM

Mugato: So she got naked and farked a bottle in front of a hundred people. Did the article also have to post her bird face? Let her have some dignity.


She gave up the last of her dignity when she got trashed in the back of a truck and farked a bottle in front of a crowd.
 
2012-09-03 02:13:58 PM

JesusJuice: Mugato: So she got naked and farked a bottle in front of a hundred people. Did the article also have to post her bird face? Let her have some dignity.

She gave up the last of her dignity when she got trashed in the back of a truck and farked a bottle in front of a crowd.


Not just farking, but sodomizing. Like, there's girl with no dignity, and then there's complete freak.
 
2012-09-03 02:14:04 PM

Dreamless: Otherwise Just Fine: Well, I'm sure that's going to be priceless material to share with her kids in a few years.

Meh. I have a theory that, given enough time, everyone will have an internet sex video.


Not me...
You're welcome.
 
2012-09-03 02:14:27 PM

Mugato: So she got naked and farked a bottle in front of a hundred people. Did the article also have to post her bird face? Let her have some dignity.


Yes, let her have some because she has none of her own.


Now, did anybody drink the rest of the JD or is the bottle on eBay?
 
2012-09-03 02:17:19 PM

Dufus: NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.

Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.


website has a blacktool webkit whatever that means. (Mr. Norton told me)
and that hog is nasty
 
2012-09-03 02:18:38 PM
media2.wthitv.com

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.
 
2012-09-03 02:21:10 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: Ah, brings back memories. I was barely 18, overseas for the first time - actually, away from home for the first time, too. Brand new Private in the Army stationed at Fort Clayton, Panama. I went to the Ancon Inn on my first night in country. I had never seen any porn aside from boobs in a Playboy (this was 1983). I was treated to a woman taking a wine bottle completely inside her on stage. Oh - but it got worse. She turned around to expel it and it turns out she had taken the bottle up her ass. I didn't even know stuff like that could happen at that point in my life.


If you'd joined the Navy, you might have seen Pattaya Beach, Thailand....makes your Panama look like Disneyland.
 
2012-09-03 02:22:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-03 02:23:17 PM

Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.


Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.


Is that Peyton Manning with a wig?
 
2012-09-03 02:23:21 PM
You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?
 
2012-09-03 02:24:41 PM
From her Facebook page:

Belinda Dobrowolski
April 28
my daughters funeral is tommarrow really need anyone to help me before my heart falls out

she didnt have any kidneys they never developed it happens to 1 in 10,000 babies i quit smoking and everything wanted to be the best mom got my shiat together and i lost her and my boyfriend Darin
 
2012-09-03 02:28:28 PM
Goddammit so damn much. Terre Haute will forever be haunted by the specter of that damn redneck convention. It would be cool to keep seeing my hometown featured in FARK articles if it weren't for the reasons it's being featured in FARK articles.
 
2012-09-03 02:28:43 PM

Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?


I guess that's something I hadn't considered.

Pretty damned low, I guess.
 
2012-09-03 02:31:37 PM
give it time and someone will convince her she was raped and all those guys will be charged. a drunk woman in not responsible for her crimes unlike a drunk man
 
2012-09-03 02:34:14 PM

bump: Well at least we know how the worm got into the bottle now...


Ugh, man. I'm laughing but now I have to leave this thread in disgust.
 
2012-09-03 02:34:37 PM

Waldo Pepper: give it time and someone will convince her she was raped and all those guys will be charged. a drunk woman in not responsible for her crimes unlike a drunk man


Are you claiming that was a legitimate bottle show?
 
2012-09-03 02:36:51 PM

doyner: Waldo Pepper: give it time and someone will convince her she was raped and all those guys will be charged. a drunk woman in not responsible for her crimes unlike a drunk man

Are you claiming that was a legitimate bottle show?


No, those are usually done on cam for tokens.
 
2012-09-03 02:37:57 PM
that was just sad.
 
2012-09-03 02:38:39 PM
Well, at least she's taking it all in stride.

POPS
 
2012-09-03 02:39:54 PM

doyner: Waldo Pepper: give it time and someone will convince her she was raped and all those guys will be charged. a drunk woman in not responsible for her crimes unlike a drunk man

Are you claiming that was a legitimate bottle show?


At least it wasn't a bottle bottle show..

/I said bottle twice
 
2012-09-03 02:44:54 PM
What else are you supposed to do with all those bottles when they're empty? The recycling collectors only come once a week; in the meantime, all those thick, hard bottles have to be stored somewhere...
 
2012-09-03 02:56:04 PM
Excuse me, bartender? Could you stop playing with that bottle and just get me a farking drink?

Link

And

Link

And

Link
 
2012-09-03 02:58:58 PM
i780.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-03 02:59:39 PM
I almost forgot...

NSFW Link
 
2012-09-03 03:00:58 PM
This is blatant slut shaming.

It's ridiculous.
 
2012-09-03 03:01:47 PM

Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.


listverse.files.wordpress.com

Actually, If you can get up after 24 beers, then you aren't from this planet.
 
2012-09-03 03:03:05 PM
Sad. This will define her. This will be a part of her life forever.

Good luck finding your next job when you decide to make a better life for yourself, Belinda.
 
2012-09-03 03:03:36 PM

doyner: Irving Maimway: Yes, not semi-nude. The video I saw was blurred out and I could only deal with about 90 seconds before the whole redneckness of it did me in.

So much this.


Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word? That and it was compressed to make her look like a squat fertility statue made me go like, aw hell nah.
 
2012-09-03 03:04:01 PM

cqaudi: From her Facebook page:

Belinda Dobrowolski
April 28
my daughters funeral is tommarrow really need anyone to help me before my heart falls out

she didnt have any kidneys they never developed it happens to 1 in 10,000 babies i quit smoking and everything wanted to be the best mom got my shiat together and i lost her and my boyfriend Darin


Came to post this, glad someone beat me to it.
 
2012-09-03 03:06:25 PM

doyner: Too Pretty For Prison: Ah, brings back memories. I was barely 18, overseas for the first time - actually, away from home for the first time, too. Brand new Private in the Army stationed at Fort Clayton, Panama. I went to the Ancon Inn on my first night in country. I had never seen any porn aside from boobs in a Playboy (this was 1983). I was treated to a woman taking a wine bottle completely inside her on stage. Oh - but it got worse. She turned around to expel it and it turns out she had taken the bottle up her ass. I didn't even know stuff like that could happen at that point in my life.

If you'd joined the Navy, you might have seen Pattaya Beach, Thailand....makes your Panama look like Disneyland.


So much this.
 
2012-09-03 03:06:30 PM
Are Coke bottles still ok?
 
2012-09-03 03:07:25 PM
Sounds like she realizes she farked up and is ready to pay the consequences for her actions.


Good on her.
 
2012-09-03 03:07:31 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Bfett20: Are Coke bottles still ok?

 
2012-09-03 03:08:13 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word?


Indiana isn't the South, so that's unpossible...so I hear.
 
2012-09-03 03:08:42 PM
I watched the video and now I am nauseated. Disgusting hillbilly.
 
2012-09-03 03:15:40 PM

jmadisonbiii: [i780.photobucket.com image 400x400]


That think you do with a liqour bottle farking turns me on

I think you might still be drunk from last night, or started working on it already.
 
2012-09-03 03:16:13 PM
Who else here googled her just to see how hot she was before passing judgment?
/not exactly proud of this
 
2012-09-03 03:19:56 PM

SandMann: Sad. This will define her. This will be a part of her life forever.

Good luck finding your next job when you decide to make a better life for yourself, Belinda.


Who wouldn't want her around for the office Christmas parties?
 
2012-09-03 03:21:26 PM

Bfett20: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x398]
Bfett20: Are Coke bottles still ok?


www.bored383.com
 
2012-09-03 03:26:56 PM
fap

my kinda girl!

I bet she's fun as hell in the sack.

prove me wrong.
 
2012-09-03 03:29:39 PM

doyner: Mawson of the Antarctic: Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word?

Indiana isn't the South, so that's unpossible...so I hear.


from wiki
Indiana's Klan organization reached its peak of power in the following years, when it had 250,000 members, an estimated 30% of native-born white men. By 1925 over half the elected members of the Indiana General Assembly, the Governor of Indiana, and many other high-ranking officials in local and state government were members of the Klan. Politicians had also learned they needed Klan endorsement to win office.

Link
 
2012-09-03 03:31:39 PM

Waldo Pepper: doyner: Mawson of the Antarctic: Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word?

Indiana isn't the South, so that's unpossible...so I hear.

from wiki
Indiana's Klan organization reached its peak of power in the following years, when it had 250,000 members, an estimated 30% of native-born white men. By 1925 over half the elected members of the Indiana General Assembly, the Governor of Indiana, and many other high-ranking officials in local and state government were members of the Klan. Politicians had also learned they needed Klan endorsement to win office.

Link


I'm from Indy and my grandma and mom lived about a few minutes away from one of the Grand Dragon's houses I've been told.
 
2012-09-03 03:31:47 PM

Waldo Pepper: doyner: Mawson of the Antarctic: Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word?

Indiana isn't the South, so that's unpossible...so I hear.

from wiki
Indiana's Klan organization reached its peak of power in the following years, when it had 250,000 members, an estimated 30% of native-born white men. By 1925 over half the elected members of the Indiana General Assembly, the Governor of Indiana, and many other high-ranking officials in local and state government were members of the Klan. Politicians had also learned they needed Klan endorsement to win office.

Link


Sarcasm.

My point was that the South is viewed as racist while what you describe is treated like an isolated incident. Racist rednecks no no region.
 
2012-09-03 03:33:02 PM
Was the cap on that bottle? Because if not, I'll bet she got really wasted shortly after that.
 
2012-09-03 03:36:13 PM
So....will we see her followup on Meatholes.com, or Facialabuse.com?

Don't Google them, just...don't.
 
2012-09-03 03:37:36 PM
Damn, this bookmark just fell out of that hole.
 
2012-09-03 03:37:50 PM

doyner: Waldo Pepper: doyner: Mawson of the Antarctic: Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word?

Indiana isn't the South, so that's unpossible...so I hear.

from wiki
Indiana's Klan organization reached its peak of power in the following years, when it had 250,000 members, an estimated 30% of native-born white men. By 1925 over half the elected members of the Indiana General Assembly, the Governor of Indiana, and many other high-ranking officials in local and state government were members of the Klan. Politicians had also learned they needed Klan endorsement to win office.

Link

Sarcasm.

My point was that the South is viewed as racist while what you describe is treated like an isolated incident. Racist rednecks no no region.


hard to do sarcasm on the net. I was in Indy a few years back and at the state museum they had a big KKK exhibit, there was even a record by "the ladies of the KKK sing KKK songs". Surprised me they were so big in Indy
 
2012-09-03 03:43:38 PM

Dufus: NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.

Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.


a) there was at least one woman filming the whole thing and egging her on
b) there was alcohol in that bottle while the emcee was screwing her with it -- wouldn't that be internally painful? (thinking Natalie Wood in the infamous champagne bath, only internally)
c) the camera person sucks, don't know if that was intentional or if that was to hide she was a regular chick instead of a lipo'd chick
d) too many non-condomed sex acts in the ads surrounding the video. where are the condomed acts?
e) i don't have the sound on. what makes this chick white trash/redneck versus run of the mill girls gone wild like other white chicks?
 
2012-09-03 03:47:49 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: Ah, brings back memories. I was barely 18, overseas for the first time - actually, away from home for the first time, too. Brand new Private in the Army stationed at Fort Clayton, Panama. I went to the Ancon Inn on my first night in country. I had never seen any porn aside from boobs in a Playboy (this was 1983). I was treated to a woman taking a wine bottle completely inside her on stage. Oh - but it got worse. She turned around to expel it and it turns out she had taken the bottle up her ass. I didn't even know stuff like that could happen at that point in my life.


she didn't learn that for shiats and giggles, she learned that because she was an indentured sex traffic slave. so i guess the question is: did you go back?
 
2012-09-03 03:48:53 PM

Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.


She looks like Sookie with no makeup.
 
2012-09-03 03:50:26 PM

cqaudi: From her Facebook page:

Belinda Dobrowolski
April 28
my daughters funeral is tommarrow really need anyone to help me before my heart falls out

she didnt have any kidneys they never developed it happens to 1 in 10,000 babies i quit smoking and everything wanted to be the best mom got my shiat together and i lost her and my boyfriend Darin


If that's a true story, I feel bad for her.
If it's a cash grab, fk her.
 
2012-09-03 03:53:00 PM

doyner: Mawson of the Antarctic: Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word?

Indiana isn't the South, so that's unpossible...so I hear.


Spoken like someone who's never been to the Hoosier state, let alone the midwest.

/i can't tell sarcasm anymore
 
2012-09-03 03:54:19 PM

doyner: Waldo Pepper: doyner: Mawson of the Antarctic: Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word?

Indiana isn't the South, so that's unpossible...so I hear.

from wiki
Indiana's Klan organization reached its peak of power in the following years, when it had 250,000 members, an estimated 30% of native-born white men. By 1925 over half the elected members of the Indiana General Assembly, the Governor of Indiana, and many other high-ranking officials in local and state government were members of the Klan. Politicians had also learned they needed Klan endorsement to win office.

Link

Sarcasm.

My point was that the South is viewed as racist while what you describe is treated like an isolated incident. Racist rednecks no no region.


Indiana is a special case. If you were talking about, say.... Maine or Vermont, definitely. Indiana, though...
 
2012-09-03 03:56:17 PM

Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.


GAH! She looks like Peyton Manning w/ boobs!
 
2012-09-03 04:01:31 PM

proton: Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x390]

Actually, If you can get up after 24 beers, then you aren't from this planet.


I'm no André the Giant, but at 6'4 and 275lbs gives me plenty of room to drink 24 beers in 2-3 hours top without even breaking a sweat.
/On a funny note - most my friends out drink me, i usually cut off around an 18 pack just because I don't want to over drink
 
2012-09-03 04:04:07 PM

Misconduc: proton: Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x390]

Actually, If you can get up after 24 beers, then you aren't from this planet.

I'm no André the Giant, but at 6'4 and 275lbs gives me plenty of room to drink 24 beers in 2-3 hours top without even breaking a sweat.
/On a funny note - most my friends out drink me, i usually cut off around an 18 pack just because I don't want to over drink


You're practically begging for this so enjoy.. 

newnation.sg
 
2012-09-03 04:04:09 PM

digitalrain: Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.

GAH! She looks like Peyton Manning w/ boobs!


So...Indiana hot?
 
2012-09-03 04:05:43 PM

TheOther: digitalrain: Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.

GAH! She looks like Peyton Manning w/ boobs!

So...Indiana hot?


Disgruntled Colts fan.
 
2012-09-03 04:07:00 PM

styckx: Misconduc: proton: Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x390]

Actually, If you can get up after 24 beers, then you aren't from this planet.

I'm no André the Giant, but at 6'4 and 275lbs gives me plenty of room to drink 24 beers in 2-3 hours top without even breaking a sweat.
/On a funny note - most my friends out drink me, i usually cut off around an 18 pack just because I don't want to over drink

You're practically begging for this so enjoy.. 

[newnation.sg image 500x387]


Not really, I drink for enjoyment just takes a little more to get me going :)
 
2012-09-03 04:09:13 PM

Misconduc: styckx: Misconduc: proton: Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x390]

Actually, If you can get up after 24 beers, then you aren't from this planet.

I'm no André the Giant, but at 6'4 and 275lbs gives me plenty of room to drink 24 beers in 2-3 hours top without even breaking a sweat.
/On a funny note - most my friends out drink me, i usually cut off around an 18 pack just because I don't want to over drink

You're practically begging for this so enjoy.. 

[newnation.sg image 500x387]

Not really, I drink for enjoyment just takes a little more to get me going :)


No worries, it's a boring ass monday and I'm lurking Fark more than usual and I forced that meme in the conversation.. :)
 
2012-09-03 04:15:55 PM
www.bestfunnyblog.com

She looks and sounds like Anna Nichole Smith's "Cousin Shelly".
 
2012-09-03 04:17:42 PM
I don't know why so many are saying her future is doomed. She'll have plenty of years doing commercials
for Eve and Preperation-H.
 
2012-09-03 04:19:00 PM

aiiee: She's a girl who got drunk and indulged her sexual fantasies. Not unheard of around here ...

I would suggest she spring for some facial plastic surgery only because this will follow her around the rest of her life if she doesn't and she will probably end up dead in a gutter. No biggie.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Still, given the chance, I'd give in to urges far more shocking.
 
2012-09-03 04:19:25 PM
one of the comments from the news site interview

cherisundrop 19p · 2 days ago
In my opinion any man who would take part in degrading a female who is drunk, is not worth the waste that passes from his body. You need only watch to see how a person treats others to learn what lies within their soul. The men in the video are, by far, more evil than the drunk girl who was coerced into making a bad decision while she was intoxicated. It is like The Accused part two. The real shame here should lie in the hearts of the men who cheered this on. I hope all their girlfriends seen their behavior and are smart enough to dump them now.
 
2012-09-03 04:27:44 PM

Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?


I don't know whether it's better or worse that she appears not to regret this, in fact to be embracing it. While she's clearly not very bright I fear you are correct and she is profoundly damaged and unhappy. Unfortunately there's no indication she's looking to improve herself either.
 
2012-09-03 04:34:13 PM

styckx: Misconduc: styckx: Misconduc: proton: Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x390]

Actually, If you can get up after 24 beers, then you aren't from this planet.

I'm no André the Giant, but at 6'4 and 275lbs gives me plenty of room to drink 24 beers in 2-3 hours top without even breaking a sweat.
/On a funny note - most my friends out drink me, i usually cut off around an 18 pack just because I don't want to over drink

You're practically begging for this so enjoy.. 

[newnation.sg image 500x387]

Not really, I drink for enjoyment just takes a little more to get me going :)

No worries, it's a boring ass monday and I'm lurking Fark more than usual and I forced that meme in the conversation.. :)


At least you didn't have a liquor bottle rammed up your ass without lube - fact she didn't scream says its been done before:)
 
2012-09-03 04:36:20 PM
I've witnessed a dwarf stripper, on the rag do unspeakable things that involved Pop Bottles, Beer Bottles, Pool Cues, a plate of spaghetti, and a large "ALF" doll (You know the one.. with the hard plastic nose..) inside a club near Camp Lejeune in the late 80s. One of the highlights involved some Jar Head from Hell who laid down on the stage, and the stripper proceeded to squat over his face with her little string hanging down touching his nose. The madman opened his mouth, grasp the little string with his teeth and tugged a few times before half of the patrons rolled out the front doors of the joint laughing their asses off.

/Ah.. the days of touring with a Thrash Metal Band...
 
2012-09-03 04:41:05 PM

Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?


Well said.
 
2012-09-03 04:47:26 PM
ah, i remember a drunken night in a trailer once with me and a girl and a bud light bottle so I could take a little break. I poured it on her boobs first and licked them off. when we woke up the next day her bed was a sopping wet malty mix of bodily fluids and nasty american pilsener.

we didn't have cell phones then though so all I have is my memories and cheap, tawdry stories that I bore those unlucky enough to sit down next to me in a bar.
 
2012-09-03 04:52:19 PM

DreamSnipers: Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?

Well said.


Honest question: when does that stop excusing things? She lost a child, which is obviously tragic... but plenty of women do and are never moved to anally/vaginally insert liquor bottles on a flatbed truck in front of onlookers with camera phones.
 
2012-09-03 04:55:15 PM

Omahawg: ah, i remember a drunken night in a trailer once with me and a girl and a bud light bottle so I could take a little break. I poured it on her boobs first and licked them off. when we woke up the next day her bed was a sopping wet malty mix of bodily fluids and nasty american pilsener.

we didn't have cell phones then though so all I have is my memories and cheap, tawdry stories that I bore those unlucky enough to sit down next to me in a bar.


also, she bit me, hard, right on the neck

years later I ran into her in a bar. She'd gained a good 75 pounds, had quit doing dope, and was drinking, yes, a bottle of bud light.
 
2012-09-03 04:56:12 PM

styckx: Misconduc: proton: Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x390]

Actually, If you can get up after 24 beers, then you aren't from this planet.

I'm no André the Giant, but at 6'4 and 275lbs gives me plenty of room to drink 24 beers in 2-3 hours top without even breaking a sweat.
/On a funny note - most my friends out drink me, i usually cut off around an 18 pack just because I don't want to over drink

You're practically begging for this so enjoy.. 

[newnation.sg image 500x387]


I cant fathom why someone would want to consume so much beer. If the purpose is to get drunk, liquor will get it done so much faster and easier. Also cheaper if you get the rot gut junk.

Not fooling me its for taste either. A true alcohol connoisseur would be going with liquor as well. Preferably with a hand rolled premium cigar.

/rum or blended scotch if its a mix
//single malt if its straight
///The Glenlivet FTW
 
2012-09-03 05:02:43 PM

Sultan Of Herf: styckx: Misconduc: proton: Misconduc: [media2.wthitv.com image 640x480]

Not even after a 24 pack of beer.

[listverse.files.wordpress.com image 400x390]

Actually, If you can get up after 24 beers, then you aren't from this planet.

I'm no André the Giant, but at 6'4 and 275lbs gives me plenty of room to drink 24 beers in 2-3 hours top without even breaking a sweat.
/On a funny note - most my friends out drink me, i usually cut off around an 18 pack just because I don't want to over drink

You're practically begging for this so enjoy.. 

[newnation.sg image 500x387]

I cant fathom why someone would want to consume so much beer. If the purpose is to get drunk, liquor will get it done so much faster and easier. Also cheaper if you get the rot gut junk.

Not fooling me its for taste either. A true alcohol connoisseur would be going with liquor as well. Preferably with a hand rolled premium cigar.

/rum or blended scotch if its a mix
//single malt if its straight
///The Glenlivet FTW


Since you mentioned it, any rum/cigar combo suggestions? I plan on picking up some ACIDs this weekend. I usually smoke a pipe and I'm new to cigars.
 
2012-09-03 05:07:00 PM

DreamSnipers: Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?

Well said.


Well said, but perhaps not all that well thought out. She may just be under-educated, horny, and kinky. And probably drunk. She may be fine emotionally, despite the fact that her actions don't line up with your idea of what emotionally fine actions are. Hold your feelings of sadness until you know what all the facts are. If there is no way for you to know what all the facts are, keep your assumptions to yourself or at least qualify them as being ignorant. Yes, she seems not very bright. Yes, she did lose a child. But that does not necessarily translate into emotionally problematic.
 
2012-09-03 05:10:58 PM

Marine1: DreamSnipers: Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?

Well said.

Honest question: when does that stop excusing things? She lost a child, which is obviously tragic... but plenty of women do and are never moved to anally/vaginally insert liquor bottles on a flatbed truck in front of onlookers with camera phones.


Have you ever seen porn on the internet? What she did really isn't anything new or even anything I blink an eye at. What she did was just normal old object insertion, the only difference being the quality of the video sucked compared to much of the same shiat you can look up and find on pornhub, youporn etc etc..

In the end, she's just another slut and the world needs them as much as they need forever alone cock..
 
2012-09-03 05:12:32 PM

styckx: Marine1: DreamSnipers: Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?

Well said.

Honest question: when does that stop excusing things? She lost a child, which is obviously tragic... but plenty of women do and are never moved to anally/vaginally insert liquor bottles on a flatbed truck in front of onlookers with camera phones.

Have you ever seen porn on the internet? What she did really isn't anything new or even anything I blink an eye at. What she did was just normal old object insertion, the only difference being the quality of the video sucked compared to much of the same shiat you can look up and find on pornhub, youporn etc etc..

In the end, she's just another slut and the world needs them as much as they need forever alone cock.. it's just another bottle.

 
2012-09-03 05:19:06 PM

Balchinian: Well said, but perhaps not all that well thought out. She may just be under-educated, horny, and kinky. And probably drunk. She may be fine emotionally, despite the fact that her actions don't line up with your idea of what emotionally fine actions are. Hold your feelings of sadness until you know what all the facts are. If there is no way for you to know what all the facts are, keep your assumptions to yourself or at least qualify them as being ignorant. Yes, she seems not very bright. Yes, she did lose a child. But that does not necessarily translate into emotionally problematic.


Forget it Jake, it's Terre Haute...
 
2012-09-03 05:22:45 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: Dufus: NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.

Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.

It looked like a fat midget to me


Ha! Exactly what I thought when she stripped down. Little stumpy legs. Cue Randy Newman.
 
2012-09-03 05:24:13 PM
I bet her feet stink and she farts like a trucker.
 
2012-09-03 05:31:48 PM

Poo_Fight: I bet her feet stink and she farts like a trucker.


If she can take a whiskey bottle with no lube with no visible discomfort, I bet her farts sound like a vuvuzela.
 
2012-09-03 05:31:54 PM
Sadly, I was briefly farking a girl who liked to masturbate in front of me with a wine bottle. Including anal. She was actually pretty hot, if you can get past that fetish, which didn't do much for me. She was also married. I know, I know. I'm a dog.
 
2012-09-03 05:39:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Poo_Fight: I bet her feet stink and she farts like a trucker.

If she can take a whiskey bottle with no lube with no visible discomfort, I bet her farts sound like a vuvuzela.


www.tovx.com

Sorry I had too.
 
2012-09-03 05:51:06 PM

doyner: Mawson of the Antarctic: Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word?

Indiana isn't the South, so that's unpossible...so I hear.


Indiana IS the south. Most of the initial European settlers were poor Southern sharecroppers who were run off by the big plantation owners. The only reason why Indiana stayed in the Union was so they could exact revenge for that. After that, the Great Migration brought a bunch of blacks from the Deep South, just like the whites before them. The foodways and dialects in the rural areas (outside of Amish areas) tend to be very Southern. And certainly the politics are, as well. Our Dems try to out-conservate the Repubs.

A geographer will tell you that being a "Southern state" has nothing to do with geography and everything to do with culture. Or at least that's what the geographers told me in college.
 
2012-09-03 06:06:11 PM

BolloxReader: doyner: Mawson of the Antarctic: Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word?

Indiana isn't the South, so that's unpossible...so I hear.

Indiana IS the south. Most of the initial European settlers were poor Southern sharecroppers who were run off by the big plantation owners. The only reason why Indiana stayed in the Union was so they could exact revenge for that. After that, the Great Migration brought a bunch of blacks from the Deep South, just like the whites before them. The foodways and dialects in the rural areas (outside of Amish areas) tend to be very Southern. And certainly the politics are, as well. Our Dems try to out-conservate the Repubs.

A geographer will tell you that being a "Southern state" has nothing to do with geography and everything to do with culture. Or at least that's what the geographers told me in college.


I grew up in the Region, which is the redneckiest part of Chicagoland, and still everyone south of Lake County sounds Southern to me. I live in Atlanta now and the people here sound more Northern than the people of Shelbyville... probably because they are.
 
2012-09-03 06:06:23 PM

doyner:
If you'd joined the Navy, you might have seen Pattaya Beach, Thailand....makes your Panama look like Disneyland.


Tiger-a-Go-Go for the win!

I brought back a brochure from that place because when I saw it I said to myself "Petty Officer Party, ain't no one back home going to believe this shiat."

And I was right.
 
2012-09-03 06:11:19 PM

Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?


Is this any different than people who go to parties so they can be whipped and degraded in front of the partygoers?

People get off on all kinds of freaky shiat. She has exhibition and insertion fantasies, and lived them out.

Good for her.
 
2012-09-03 06:15:09 PM

Dreamless: Otherwise Just Fine: Well, I'm sure that's going to be priceless material to share with her kids in a few years.

Meh. I have a theory that, given enough time, everyone will have an internet sex video.


I better make mine soon then, cause my looks aren't improving with age.
 
2012-09-03 06:18:04 PM

Krieghund: Dreamless: Otherwise Just Fine: Well, I'm sure that's going to be priceless material to share with her kids in a few years.

Meh. I have a theory that, given enough time, everyone will have an internet sex video.

I better make mine soon then, cause my looks aren't improving with age.


That doesn't seem to stop most amateur porn. It's like the nude beach scenario we always joke about.
 
2012-09-03 06:23:12 PM

Waldo Pepper: I hope all their girlfriends seen their behavior and are smart enough to dump them now.


If you watch the video, you'll see the redneck girlfriends are in the crowd cheering her on as much as the guys watching.

I'm betting latter that night, these same rednecks were bumping uglies, working on the next generation of PWT.
 
2012-09-03 06:57:07 PM
On a very special episode of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo".......
 
2012-09-03 06:58:44 PM

The_Sponge: On a very special episode of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo".......


Wow
 
2012-09-03 07:03:31 PM

Shouting into the wind: Suddenly my life makes so much more sense now. I was born in Terre Haute... Go Hoosiers?


I live there now and I work at a hotel that sponsored this event so yeah I'm a little dissapoint
 
2012-09-03 07:07:26 PM

Big_Doofus: I watched the video and now I am nauseated. Disgusting hillbilly.


Technically, not a hillbilly. She's what you call a River Person. They live up and down the major waterways of America. There's a look, you'd recognize it if you grew up around them.
 
2012-09-03 07:14:18 PM

Rent Party: doyner:
If you'd joined the Navy, you might have seen Pattaya Beach, Thailand....makes your Panama look like Disneyland.

Tiger-a-Go-Go for the win!

I brought back a brochure from that place because when I saw it I said to myself "Petty Officer Party, ain't no one back home going to believe this shiat."

And I was right.


Never stopped in Pattaya, but I'm sure Phuket was a close second. Just missed seeing Olangapo, my first deployment was the one that they stopped PI port visits during.
 
2012-09-03 07:21:01 PM

doyner: Mawson of the Antarctic: Maybe I heard wrong, but was the video sprinkled with liberal use of the n-word?

Indiana isn't the South, so that's unpossible...so I hear.


But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them Indiana boys on an Indiana night...
 
2012-09-03 07:30:36 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmm, let's see:

1. Get stupid--ass drunk;

2. Do it naked with a whiskey bottle;

3. Pay a $500 fine for lewd conduct;

4. Pose for Playboy or maybe Hustler for $10,000 or so;

5. Make your own X-rated videos and have your own pay--per--view website;

6. Milk your 15 minutes of fame for all it is worth;

7. Have a "religious conversion" as soon as the money dries up from all other sources;

8. Get up and preach on TV about the evils of sex and whiskey;

9. PROFIT.

That about get it?
 
2012-09-03 07:32:57 PM
It's Terre Haute. I would expect nothing less from "the most nowhere place in America."

/Word to the wise: stay off south 13th Street.
 
2012-09-03 07:56:25 PM

Baz the Spaz: It's Terre Haute. I would expect nothing less from "the most nowhere place in America."

/Word to the wise: stay off south 13th Street.


Went to Rose. This does not shock me in the least. Hell I'd expect this to have been done on Wabash on a Friday night.
 
2012-09-03 07:57:34 PM

asquian: Goddammit so damn much. Terre Haute will forever be haunted by the specter of that damn redneck convention. It would be cool to keep seeing my hometown featured in FARK articles if it weren't for the reasons it's being featured in FARK articles.


So from now on when anyone ask where I'm from I will be able to reference this little gem.
 
2012-09-03 08:00:16 PM
So subby, how do those macrame jean shorts fit?

cdn.chud.com
 
2012-09-03 08:13:47 PM
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer;
Take one down 'cause Belinda's around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall.
 
2012-09-03 08:34:14 PM
Goldshlauger bottles work best....but you need to remove the metal ring first...

/but I would not know ANYTHING about that.
//yeah I would. LOL!
 
2012-09-03 08:34:42 PM

asquian: Goddammit so damn much. Terre Haute will forever be haunted by the specter of that damn redneck convention.


So now Belinda can be the Terror Ho of Terre Haute?
 
2012-09-03 08:34:59 PM
After seeing her picture, i feel sorry for the bottle.
 
2012-09-03 08:36:59 PM

sleeper2995: asquian: Goddammit so damn much. Terre Haute will forever be haunted by the specter of that damn redneck convention. It would be cool to keep seeing my hometown featured in FARK articles if it weren't for the reasons it's being featured in FARK articles.

So from now on when anyone ask where I'm from I will be able to reference this little gem.


"So, where are you from?" "Remember the woman who stuck bottles of Patron and Jack Daniels up her twat? That's my kin, representin'."
 
2012-09-03 08:53:27 PM
Next time will be a gala keg
 
2012-09-03 09:15:37 PM

SandMann: Sad. This will define her. This will be a part of her life forever.

Good luck finding your next job when you decide to make a better life for yourself, Belinda.


You have a more optimistic view than I do about the Indiana employment outlook over the next few decades. I sure hope you're right and I'm wrong.
 
2012-09-03 09:19:25 PM

skinink: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer;
Take one down 'cause Belinda's around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall.


You sir win at the internet. But lets not dumb down here....Beer bottles? Try Wine or Whiskey Bottles.

Hell lets throw a Barrel in there.
 
2012-09-03 09:27:43 PM

olddinosaur: Hmmmmmmmmmm, let's see:

1. Get stupid--ass drunk;

2. Do it naked with a whiskey bottle;

3. Pay a $500 fine for lewd conduct;

4. Pose for Playboy or maybe Hustler for $10,000 or so;

5. Make your own X-rated videos and have your own pay--per--view website;

6. Milk your 15 minutes of fame for all it is worth;

7. Have a "religious conversion" as soon as the money dries up from all other sources;

8. Get up and preach on TV about the evils of sex and whiskey;

9. PROFIT.

That about get it?


You can see the future.
Are you a wizard?
 
2012-09-03 09:35:16 PM
That article failed to mention which finishing school she attended.
 
2012-09-03 09:42:01 PM

Rent Party: Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?

Is this any different than people who go to parties so they can be whipped and degraded in front of the partygoers?

People get off on all kinds of freaky shiat. She has exhibition and insertion fantasies, and lived them out.

Good for her.


I see a difference between people who go to S&M clubs or the like and someone who gets a liquor bottle stuck in her asshole, in a parking lot, in the bed of a pick-up truck while drunk. There's something incredibly seedy and depressing about the way this was played out. I don't doubt that she wanted to do it, I don't doubt that she enjoyed doing it. I just found it incredibly sad.
 
2012-09-03 09:56:42 PM
Maybe she and "Butt Hole Tattoo" Chick should hang out.
 
2012-09-03 10:07:57 PM
Was she auditioning to be an Alsscan girl?
 
2012-09-03 10:14:04 PM
One of my friends works with her at Olive Garden. She said they were joking around that her next video will be up soon entitled: Two girls One bottle
 
2012-09-03 10:15:46 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: Ah, brings back memories. I was barely 18, overseas for the first time - actually, away from home for the first time, too. Brand new Private in the Army stationed at Fort Clayton, Panama. I went to the Ancon Inn on my first night in country. I had never seen any porn aside from boobs in a Playboy (this was 1983). I was treated to a woman taking a wine bottle completely inside her on stage. Oh - but it got worse. She turned around to expel it and it turns out she had taken the bottle up her ass. I didn't even know stuff like that could happen at that point in my life.


I had a similar experience viewing "Sticky Vicky" in Benidorm, Spain circa 1985.

I hear she's still performing.

/shudder
 
2012-09-03 10:20:00 PM

BigBooper: Waldo Pepper: I hope all their girlfriends seen their behavior and are smart enough to dump them now.

If you watch the video, you'll see the redneck girlfriends are in the crowd cheering her on as much as the guys watching.

I'm betting latter that night, these same rednecks were bumping uglies, working on the next generation of PWT.


I was posting a quote from someone on the interview not anything I said
 
2012-09-03 10:25:38 PM

Coco LaFemme: Rent Party: Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?

Is this any different than people who go to parties so they can be whipped and degraded in front of the partygoers?

People get off on all kinds of freaky shiat. She has exhibition and insertion fantasies, and lived them out.

Good for her.

I see a difference between people who go to S&M clubs or the like and someone who gets a liquor bottle stuck in her asshole, in a parking lot, in the bed of a pick-up truck while drunk.


So, explain the difference. Consenting adults getting their rocks off is consenting adults getting their rocks off.
 
2012-09-03 10:26:48 PM
 
2012-09-03 10:29:40 PM

Gleeman: Rent Party: doyner:
If you'd joined the Navy, you might have seen Pattaya Beach, Thailand....makes your Panama look like Disneyland.

Tiger-a-Go-Go for the win!

I brought back a brochure from that place because when I saw it I said to myself "Petty Officer Party, ain't no one back home going to believe this shiat."

And I was right.

Never stopped in Pattaya, but I'm sure Phuket was a close second. Just missed seeing Olangapo, my first deployment was the one that they stopped PI port visits during.


I went on a three day acid blackout in Olongapo, and came out with nary a tattoo or STD. That is how I know God looks out for drunks and fools.

Generally speaking, Thailand is a thousand times nicer than the PI ever was. I never understood why people got so excited about getting to Subic. The place was filthy, and the average native would steal your wallet, keys, and shoes without so much as a second glance.
 
2012-09-03 10:36:47 PM

quickdraw: Thank god for the internets or we would never have been exposed to amazing works of performance art. She is doing a piece about gender roles and how the hegemony screws over the working girl. The choice of Jack Daniels is significant.


THIS IS PROBLEMATIC!
 
2012-09-03 10:47:37 PM
Bet her dad (and sister and her friends) are proud.
 
2012-09-03 10:52:57 PM
Wow after seeing how big this is I'm reluctant to admit all the details I know of this whole thing.


/backs away slowly
 
2012-09-03 11:17:09 PM

Dufus: NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.

Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.



One word comes to mind: blarf
 
2012-09-03 11:24:31 PM

skinink: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer;
Take one down 'cause Belinda's around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall.


That made me laugh far more than it had any right to.
 
2012-09-03 11:40:09 PM
If a woman is hot and she does this in public, then I'm ok with this. But if a porker starts getting starkers in public, then I think that she should be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
 
2012-09-03 11:56:31 PM

foxyshadis: sleeper2995: asquian: Goddammit so damn much. Terre Haute will forever be haunted by the specter of that damn redneck convention. It would be cool to keep seeing my hometown featured in FARK articles if it weren't for the reasons it's being featured in FARK articles.

So from now on when anyone ask where I'm from I will be able to reference this little gem.

"So, where are you from?" "Remember the woman who stuck bottles of Patron and Jack Daniels up her twat? That's my kin, representin'."


Brazil but I work in Terre Haute at a very big hotel. So the town I was born in is famous for birthing Jimmy Hoffa.
 
2012-09-04 12:57:43 AM
*Clicks link, reads story*

Nope, not my ex-gf, although it sounded like her.

//I didn't mind her doing things like that, just that she liked to have other guy's penises fall into her without my permission.
 
2012-09-04 02:40:36 AM
i enjoyed the video
 
2012-09-04 03:22:55 AM

Coco LaFemme: Rent Party: Coco LaFemme: You know, there are times when you just have to ask yourself - How badly does your life have to suck that letting someone put a liquor bottle in your ass, on the bed of a pick-up truck, becomes not just a good idea, but something you then go and do?

I feel inordinately sad for that woman. Yeah yeah, she wanted to do it, but that's beside the point. How low do you have to be emotionally to want to do something like that?

Is this any different than people who go to parties so they can be whipped and degraded in front of the partygoers?

People get off on all kinds of freaky shiat. She has exhibition and insertion fantasies, and lived them out.

Good for her.

I see a difference between people who go to S&M clubs or the like and someone who gets a liquor bottle stuck in her asshole, in a parking lot, in the bed of a pick-up truck while drunk. There's something incredibly seedy and depressing about the way this was played out. I don't doubt that she wanted to do it, I don't doubt that she enjoyed doing it. I just found it incredibly sad.


There is no difference, except audience.
 
2012-09-04 04:20:28 AM
Call me when she can open a twist top beer, or sit on a stack of coins and give correct change. This white trash ain't go nothin' on the LBFMs in the P.I.
 
2012-09-04 12:04:59 PM
She sounds classy.
 
2012-09-04 12:26:06 PM
media2.wthitv.com

Just put a bag over her and motorboat.

/and yes, I hear you, Steve McNair
 
2012-09-04 12:51:50 PM
Many moons ago, when the military still had bases in the Philippines, I was privileged enough to see a bottle show, where the girls squats on a bottle that has pesos stacked on it, picks up the bottle, drops the bottle, and gives you change. Can also be done with a banana. Seen some guys eat the banana chunks.

Semper Fi!
 
2012-09-04 02:38:36 PM

darkscout: Baz the Spaz: It's Terre Haute. I would expect nothing less from "the most nowhere place in America."

/Word to the wise: stay off south 13th Street.

Went to Rose. This does not shock me in the least. Hell I'd expect this to have been done on Wabash on a Friday night.


Me too, first think that came to mind was farkin' Hautians.
 
2012-09-04 02:39:09 PM
That's a rough 24 years old. Lilo doesn't even look that used up.
 
2012-09-04 02:40:36 PM
Seriously, how is this internet sensation material?

I saw *much better* about 14 years ago in Louisiana... Two chicks, one used her beer bottle as a dildo on the other chick, then drank from it. -In a pretty awesome bar I'll one day recommend my future son to attend.

And yes, both were hot, not this backwoods chick type either.

/get off my lawn.
 
2012-09-04 02:50:44 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Modified wooden toilet paper holder?


Wow...just...wow.
 
2012-09-04 04:14:56 PM
Seems like a nice gal, the kind you take home to meet mom
 
2012-09-04 04:44:57 PM
I do not see a crime here even though the law has a problem with it. Is this really a crime?
 
2012-09-04 05:11:42 PM

Neondistraction: basemetal: Was meth involved? Because it looks like meth was involved.

/woooo

This happened in Indiana, so yes. Although I hear heroin has been growing in popularity amongst the youth in small towns (ie. 99% of the state).


I'm not one to promote the use of addictive drugs, but I'd tell kids to pick heroin over meth any day. Provided it was a Sophie's choice kinda thing and they couldn't pick weed or sobriety.
 
2012-09-04 09:19:55 PM

sleeper2995: foxyshadis: sleeper2995: asquian: Goddammit so damn much. Terre Haute will forever be haunted by the specter of that damn redneck convention. It would be cool to keep seeing my hometown featured in FARK articles if it weren't for the reasons it's being featured in FARK articles.

So from now on when anyone ask where I'm from I will be able to reference this little gem.

"So, where are you from?" "Remember the woman who stuck bottles of Patron and Jack Daniels up her twat? That's my kin, representin'."

Brazil but I work in Terre Haute at a very big hotel. So the town I was born in is famous for birthing Jimmy Hoffa.


And Brazil is famous for the popcorn king, Orville Reddenbacher. My wife is from Brazil and all the family is still there.

/Yeah, yeah. I know. I married a Hoosier.
//32 years now
///help me
 
2012-09-05 09:27:00 AM
She just needs a nose job.
 
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