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Krymson Tyde		2012-09-03 10:02:12 AM

Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

Gecko Gingrich		2012-09-03 10:16:04 AM

Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

Nabb1		2012-09-03 10:22:05 AM

Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I haven't seen it either. Actually, I didn't really see any of the internets very much last week.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-09-03 11:05:06 AM

Nabb1: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I haven't seen it either. Actually, I didn't really see any of the internets very much last week.

I can testify that she is, indeed, completely nude

/damned if I'm going searching for it again

Irving Maimway		2012-09-03 11:08:17 AM

Yes, not semi-nude. The video I saw was blurred out and I could only deal with about 90 seconds before the whole redneckness of it did me in.

doglover		2012-09-03 11:09:09 AM

So she voluntarily farked a couple JD bottles in the parking lot at night. NOBODY in the crowd called the police. No harm, no foul.

We really have to penalize (no pun) police detectives who bother looking up shiat like this and other chickenshiat law enforcement while murders, burglaries, and rapes go unpunished. Maybe a month of unpaid leave will teach you that being a cop is more about the kinds of crimes you stop rather than the number of people you can cram onto a docket.

aiiee		2012-09-03 11:14:33 AM

She's a girl who got drunk and indulged her sexual fantasies. Not unheard of around here ...

I would suggest she spring for some facial plastic surgery only because this will follow her around the rest of her life if she doesn't and she will probably end up dead in a gutter. No biggie.

NewportBarGuy		2012-09-03 11:26:22 AM

Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.

Dufus		2012-09-03 11:29:02 AM

Semi-nude? She was so naked she even took the ponytail holder out of her hair.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-09-03 11:32:30 AM

Drunk, semi-nude, and performing sex acts with liquor bottles is no way to go through life girl

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Dufus		2012-09-03 11:32:32 AM

doglover		2012-09-03 11:35:42 AM

NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.

She pulls off her dress, lets a guy stick a bottle up her rear and work it bit, then she takes another bottle and rides it, lets another guy take over for a bit, finally hops up and shouts "Wooo!" and high fives someone in the front row.

There may be dialogue. I just sort of fast forwarded through. Nothing special. Typical insertion show.

NewportBarGuy		2012-09-03 11:37:01 AM

Dufus: Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.

I found it on another site... meh... Thanks for the link though.

I love how he classily twist the bottle and grinds it in there. He's marriage material and she is a saint.

basemetal		2012-09-03 11:49:49 AM

Was meth involved? Because it looks like meth was involved.

/woooo

thisisyourbrainonFark		2012-09-03 11:56:45 AM

Modified wooden toilet paper holder?

vudukungfu		2012-09-03 11:57:11 AM

Dufus: Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.

`0'_o)

quickdraw		2012-09-03 12:09:13 PM

Thank god for the internets or we would never have been exposed to amazing works of performance art. She is doing a piece about gender roles and how the hegemony screws over the working girl. The choice of Jack Daniels is significant.

Dufus		2012-09-03 12:15:20 PM

quickdraw: Thank god for the internets or we would never have been exposed to amazing works of performance art. She is doing a piece about gender roles and how the hegemony screws over the working girl. The choice of Jack Daniels is significant.

Waste of good booze.

Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-09-03 12:51:48 PM

Dufus: NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde: Semi-nude? Have you seen the video?

I have not. Link?

I found a girl pouring champagne in her hoo-haa...

Anyone? Little help here.

Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.

It looked like a fat midget to me

Adjective Bird Whiskey		2012-09-03 01:03:53 PM

Well somebody likes to party.

Mugato		2012-09-03 01:04:59 PM

So she got naked and farked a bottle in front of a hundred people. Did the article also have to post her bird face? Let her have some dignity.

rnatalie		2012-09-03 01:06:58 PM

You going to drink out of that now?

Jamdug!		2012-09-03 01:27:50 PM

Classy stuff.

bump		2012-09-03 01:32:43 PM

Well at least we know how the worm got into the bottle now...

Perducci		2012-09-03 01:34:21 PM

aiiee: I would suggest she spring for some facial plastic surgery only because this will follow her around the rest of her life if she doesn't and she will probably end up dead in a gutter. No biggie.

Plus,her face is kind of ugly.

Guntram Shatterhand		2012-09-03 01:37:31 PM

doglover: So she voluntarily farked a couple JD bottles in the parking lot at night. NOBODY in the crowd called the police. No harm, no foul.

We really have to penalize (no pun) police detectives who bother looking up shiat like this and other chickenshiat law enforcement while murders, burglaries, and rapes go unpunished. Maybe a month of unpaid leave will teach you that being a cop is more about the kinds of crimes you stop rather than the number of people you can cram onto a docket.

Pretty much this. The only damage done is when people ashamed of being titillated by this biatch and whine to cover their embarrassment, get the police involved, and destroy this woman's life simply because she knows what she likes and went through with it. And honestly, as I get older, I realize just how farking stupid all of this really is. If you're past the age of consent and really, really upset with displays of sexuality and feel the need to report your emotional insecurity to the police, then you're pretty much on the level of a jealous teenager.

There is nothing wrong with what she did outside of confronting some people's obvious lack of sexuality, which is all that American morality really is. Big farking deal.

The Face Of Oblivion		2012-09-03 01:44:54 PM

Belinda Dobrowolski

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Oznog		2012-09-03 01:45:18 PM

WHORE-OFF!!

MikeMc		2012-09-03 01:45:43 PM

Drunk, ~~semi~~-nude, and performing sex acts with liquor bottles on the back of a flatbed truck is no way to go through life girl

I respectfully disagree.

Otherwise Just Fine		2012-09-03 01:45:46 PM

Well, I'm sure that's going to be priceless material to share with her kids in a few years.

Abox		2012-09-03 01:46:20 PM

doglover: Nothing special. Typical insertion show.

What have we become.

ka1axy		2012-09-03 01:46:29 PM

Dufus: NewportBarGuy: Gecko Gingrich: Krymson Tyde:
Oh, good grief. It ain't that difficult to find.

I gave up before she(?) ever got to the bottle.

//vertigo

doyner		2012-09-03 01:48:58 PM

Irving Maimway: Yes, not semi-nude. The video I saw was blurred out and I could only deal with about 90 seconds before the whole redneckness of it did me in.

So much this.

Dreamless		2012-09-03 01:48:58 PM

Otherwise Just Fine: Well, I'm sure that's going to be priceless material to share with her kids in a few years.

Meh. I have a theory that, given enough time, everyone will have an internet sex video.

Mr. Potatoass		2012-09-03 01:49:41 PM

She tried a 1.75, but couldn't quite handle it.

MoronLessOff		2012-09-03 01:49:49 PM

Bookmark?

Yea, bookmark.

styckx		2012-09-03 01:50:23 PM

In the video she looks wide hipped and a nice collection of muffin tops.. In the interview video she looked thin, hipless and skinny.. farking clothing trickery..

Allornone		2012-09-03 01:51:10 PM

it isn't?

dammit. why didn't someone tell me sooner?

Shouting into the wind		2012-09-03 01:52:53 PM

Suddenly my life makes so much more sense now. I was born in Terre Haute... Go Hoosiers?

Thraeryn		2012-09-03 01:54:38 PM

Allornone: it isn't?

dammit. why didn't someone tell me sooner?

Subby is lying. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Honest Bender		2012-09-03 01:55:08 PM

MikeMc: Drunk, semi-nude, and performing sex acts with liquor bottles on the back of a flatbed truck is no way to go through life girl

I respectfully disagree.

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thisiszombocom		2012-09-03 01:56:40 PM

i couldnt tell which um hole the bottle went into.

182		2012-09-03 01:57:17 PM

what's her fark handle?

BarkingUnicorn		2012-09-03 01:58:24 PM

Dufus: quickdraw: Thank god for the internets or we would never have been exposed to amazing works of performance art. She is doing a piece about gender roles and how the hegemony screws over the working girl. The choice of Jack Daniels is significant.

Waste of good booze.

Did her hoohah actually pull the cork out of that bottle and chug it? DAY-UM!

Oznog		2012-09-03 01:58:36 PM

Wow, Dragon*Con has gotten a lot more raunchy since the old days.

Marine1		2012-09-03 01:58:51 PM

Definitely not a Jew...

Marine1		2012-09-03 02:04:01 PM

I'm sure you do, sweetie. I'm sure you do.

/as does your bung hole
//which, in this particular piece of cinema, takes on a quite literal meaning

Neondistraction		2012-09-03 02:05:08 PM

basemetal: Was meth involved? Because it looks like meth was involved.

/woooo

This happened in Indiana, so yes. Although I hear heroin has been growing in popularity amongst the youth in small towns (ie. 99% of the state).

Too Pretty For Prison		2012-09-03 02:08:40 PM

Ah, brings back memories. I was barely 18, overseas for the first time - actually, away from home for the first time, too. Brand new Private in the Army stationed at Fort Clayton, Panama. I went to the Ancon Inn on my first night in country. I had never seen any porn aside from boobs in a Playboy (this was 1983). I was treated to a woman taking a wine bottle completely inside her on stage. Oh - but it got worse. She turned around to expel it and it turns out she had taken the bottle up her ass. I didn't even know stuff like that could happen at that point in my life.

unchellmatt		2012-09-03 02:12:01 PM

The next time some politician suggests they represent the "real America and American people", I say we play this video... Republican or Democrat. That's some good comedy right there.

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