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(Pro Wrestling Torch)   Will Dr. Isaac Yankem make it onto Kane's anger collage? Who will Ryberg feed s'mores and make a part of the Foo chain? Will we all have to drink like a Funkadactyl to make it through WWE Monday Night Raw, live at 8 PM on USA?   (pwtorch.com) divider line 1460
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2012-09-03 08:44:08 AM
If we actually get anger collages, I'll be fine with the 10 recaps of "WE LOVE HHH" that we are getting tonight along with the speculation about him in the HOF already (even though he's coming back in months).

If we get a Ron Paul message in the anger collage, I might only invest in gold from now on.
 
2012-09-03 11:11:31 AM
Headline needs more English.
 
2012-09-03 12:01:17 PM
If Cameron blew a .20, does that mean Hornswoggle was feeling good that night?

/She's been suspended for 15 days, BTW.
 
2012-09-03 12:02:57 PM
"Anger Collages? in my WWE?"

It's more likely than you think!
 
2012-09-03 12:08:40 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If Cameron blew a .20, does that mean Hornswoggle was feeling good that night?

/She's been suspended for 15 days, BTW.


Did she spit up "green beer"?
 
2012-09-03 02:54:31 PM
If I can do the begging of the indulgence of you on the evening upon which this is the name of me is Damiena Sandmeow and I would like to be the FCW savior of the derptatious masses. Please do not show the trepidation when it comes to doing the postings in these threads. The veracity of many of the suppositions provided by others in these threads is suspect however I am thinking very much that the show will be kind of stupid on this very evening. You are welcome very much OL.
 
2012-09-03 03:53:56 PM

meow said the dog: If I can do the begging of the indulgence of you on the evening upon which this is the name of me is Damiena Sandmeow and I would like to be the FCW savior of the derptatious masses. Please do not show the trepidation when it comes to doing the postings in these threads. The veracity of many of the suppositions provided by others in these threads is suspect however I am thinking very much that the show will be kind of stupid on this very evening. You are welcome very much OL.


I abhor loquacious orators who overindulge in esoteric linguistics.

Not really, but I liked the sound of it.
 
2012-09-03 03:59:27 PM
Summer of Punk 2 could become.....THE FALL OF HAROLD:

We noted before that "Harold" in last week's RAW anger management skits with Kane and Daniel Bryan was independent wrestler Scorpio Sky, who recently appeared for TNA as Mason Andrews.

Sources report that WWE officials were impressed with Sky's work in those skits and it's interesting to note that they mention the character by name in the preview for tonight's RAW. WWE is teasing that "Harold" may appear in the ring and catch a chokeslam from Kane or a No Lock from Bryan.
 
2012-09-03 03:59:56 PM
Apparently expect something big since CM Punk is in his hometown.

In WWE Creative translation: To get him over as a heel, they'll have him slam the crowd.

/Pure brilliance
 
2012-09-03 05:36:39 PM

TheManofPA: Summer of Punk 2 could become.....THE FALL OF HAROLD:

We noted before that "Harold" in last week's RAW anger management skits with Kane and Daniel Bryan was independent wrestler Scorpio Sky, who recently appeared for TNA as Mason Andrews.

Sources report that WWE officials were impressed with Sky's work in those skits and it's interesting to note that they mention the character by name in the preview for tonight's RAW. WWE is teasing that "Harold" may appear in the ring and catch a chokeslam from Kane or a No Lock from Bryan.


If he's smart, he'll run as fast as he can away from Vince. Nothing good ever comes from being hired by WWE these days.

Well, he'll make some decent money, but be a JTTS. So, great for the wallet, horrible for the career.
 
2012-09-03 05:55:14 PM

FinFangFark: Apparently expect something big since CM Punk is in his hometown.

In WWE Creative translation: To get him over as a heel, they'll have him slam the crowd.

/Pure brilliance


He comes out in Cardinals gear talking about how the Cubs have always sucked even though he took the belt to a Cubs game last year? I'd rather him just rant on the fact that he still hasn't "turned his back". He beat up Lawler who lied about him and always lies rather than covering the match like JR did. He didn't think Cena earned his match just like the last time Cena won when he was supposed to get fired but got a title match against a tired Rey
 
2012-09-03 05:58:41 PM

FinFangFark: Apparently expect something big since CM Punk is in his hometown.

In WWE Creative translation: To get him over as a heel, they'll have him slam the crowd.

/Pure brilliance


I personally can't wait for "you know what sucks? THE CUBS!!!!11" when Punk wears his 20-year-old, beat-to-Hell Cubs hat in every outside press opportunity he gets.
 
2012-09-03 06:50:58 PM
Get used to it, people. No peas.
 
2012-09-03 06:57:23 PM

robsul82: FinFangFark: Apparently expect something big since CM Punk is in his hometown.

In WWE Creative translation: To get him over as a heel, they'll have him slam the crowd.

/Pure brilliance

I personally can't wait for "you know what sucks? THE CUBS!!!!11" when Punk wears his 20-year-old, beat-to-Hell Cubs hat in every outside press opportunity he gets.


Tonight really depends on the crowd. He could say that line and if they are all smarks, they'd be like "Yes, they do suck yet again, thank you Punk for understanding".

Anything, but the Packer fan crowd (sorry Wisc. farkers including guy there, but you gave HHH his perfect exit)
 
2012-09-03 06:58:39 PM

TheManofPA: Tonight really depends on the crowd. He could say that line and if they are all smarks, they'd be like "Yes, they do suck yet again, thank you Punk for understanding".

Anything, but the Packer fan crowd (sorry Wisc. farkers including guy there, but you gave HHH his perfect exit)


In seriousness, I don't think they're even going to try that stuff. They know they're in Chicago. They'll just go with "this is his hometown, bizarroland, THIS DOESN'T COUNT" stuff.
 
2012-09-03 06:58:49 PM
/armbar
 
2012-09-03 07:16:30 PM
Yes to everything mentioned in the headline.
 
2012-09-03 07:21:13 PM

tbaughm: Yes to everything mentioned in the headline.


That works for everything but the Ryback question. Who do think his victim will be?

I say Harold.
 
2012-09-03 07:23:49 PM
Will Ryback very obviously motion to the sound guy to cue up the "feed me more" chants? Will the director cut to a shot of one little kid chanting along surrounded by bored spectators? Will Triple H show up and remind everyone he's totally retiring in case we forgot already?
 
2012-09-03 07:26:13 PM
RAW should be.. watchable. They tend to not screw around here in Chicago.
 
2012-09-03 07:27:09 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-03 07:29:13 PM
I am here
 
2012-09-03 07:29:52 PM

Mind of the North Star: RAW should be.. watchable. They tend to not screw around here in Chicago.


The last few Raws have been watchable. As many others have said, it looks like they've developed a decent flow for the 3 hour shows.
 
2012-09-03 07:30:02 PM

my lip balm addiction: tbaughm: Yes to everything mentioned in the headline.

That works for everything but the Ryback question. Who do think his victim will be?

I say Harold.


We are all Ryback's victims
 
2012-09-03 07:32:38 PM
This is definitely not a bookmark. Nope. Definitely not.
 
2012-09-03 07:34:26 PM

tbaughm: my lip balm addiction: tbaughm: Yes to everything mentioned in the headline.

That works for everything but the Ryback question. Who do think his victim will be?

I say Harold.

We are all Ryback's victims


True dat!
 
2012-09-03 07:36:00 PM
Chicago-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope
(for nonsuckage wwe)
 
2012-09-03 07:37:01 PM

my lip balm addiction: tbaughm: Yes to everything mentioned in the headline.

That works for everything but the Ryback question. Who do think his victim will be?

I say Harold.


He might be right with YES, maybe Ryback beats Daniel Bryan after he talks about how he wants to be called "Mr. Small Package"

/dammit Vince
 
2012-09-03 07:37:40 PM
Chicago + Punk = SOMETHING BADASS INVOLVING PUNK

Plus, expect this to be my last RAW since Monday Night Football is coming back next week.
 
2012-09-03 07:39:00 PM
Prediction: At least half of the matches will begin with a shoulder block.
 
2012-09-03 07:40:35 PM
 
2012-09-03 07:42:32 PM
*peeks head in*

BAH GAWD KING, I'M HERE!!!!!! And I STILL don't get to watch it because I don't have cable and my computer is powered by a Dorito.

/unless, of course, somebody puts it up on Ustream and I find it
//I, uh, kinda can stream Ustream to my TV
 
2012-09-03 07:43:34 PM
Also, shouldn't that headline say Drunkadactyl?
 
2012-09-03 07:43:47 PM

bluorangefyre: *peeks head in*

BAH GAWD KING, I'M HERE!!!!!! And I STILL don't get to watch it because I don't have cable and my computer is powered by a Dorito.

/unless, of course, somebody puts it up on Ustream and I find it
//I, uh, kinda can stream Ustream to my TV


You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh.
 
2012-09-03 07:43:58 PM

bluorangefyre: *peeks head in*

BAH GAWD KING, I'M HERE!!!!!! And I STILL don't get to watch it because I don't have cable and my computer is powered by a Dorito.

/unless, of course, somebody puts it up on Ustream and I find it
//I, uh, kinda can stream Ustream to my TV


You know, having a computer powered by a Dorito is more impressive than anything else. Plus, if you get hungry...your power source is a tasty snack.
 
2012-09-03 07:43:58 PM
HI GUYS

Expect me to be an hour late reacting to everything because apparently in Canada, we should always have boring horse racing before a manly soap opera with pyrotechnics.

/and baby oil
//not at the same time
///maybe that's what happened to Otunga's goatee
 
2012-09-03 07:45:27 PM

Tenor Reaper: HI GUYS

Expect me to be an hour late reacting to everything because apparently in Canada, we should always have boring horse racing before a manly soap opera with pyrotechnics.


Are you at least learning about horse racing and/or have any hot tips for the track?
 
2012-09-03 07:47:38 PM
The show hasn't been terrible the past few weeks. Looking forward to tonight.
 
2012-09-03 07:49:43 PM

Gunny Highway: The show hasn't been terrible the past few weeks. Looking forward to tonight.


Agreed...they haven't been awful...just above that in the "below average". Then again, bad is average for WWE...so I guess above average.

I do want to see what this big deal they have for Punk in Chicago.
 
2012-09-03 07:50:02 PM

Fisty Bum: Tenor Reaper: HI GUYS

Expect me to be an hour late reacting to everything because apparently in Canada, we should always have boring horse racing before a manly soap opera with pyrotechnics.

Are you at least learning about horse racing and/or have any hot tips for the track?


Nah, BBT marathon on Comedy Network. And Mythbusters.
 
2012-09-03 07:50:30 PM
i63.photobucket.com

START THE SHOW ALREADY
 
2012-09-03 07:50:50 PM
CM Punk jobs the title to Layla tonight and then Vince comes out and fires him and tells Chicago that they suck and leaves
 
2012-09-03 07:51:25 PM

FinFangFark: Gunny Highway: The show hasn't been terrible the past few weeks. Looking forward to tonight.

Agreed...they haven't been awful...just above that in the "below average". Then again, bad is average for WWE...so I guess above average.

I do want to see what this big deal they have for Punk in Chicago.


Jobbing to Jerry Lawler while Cena dives in for the save that isn't needed.

BOOK IT
 
2012-09-03 07:51:32 PM
The tease had a bunch of Cena fans. Wonder if they are going to do their best to filter the pops for Punk.
 
2012-09-03 07:52:43 PM
Perhaps Punk jobs in Chicago tonight and Cena returns the favor in Boston at NoC?

/like that'd ever happen
 
2012-09-03 07:53:42 PM

eddievercetti: Chicago + Punk = SOMETHING BADASS INVOLVING PUNK

Plus, expect this to be my last RAW since Monday Night Football is coming back next week.


It's fark, you can do both and its expected to step it up in both threads. Mind you at some point I always make a BAH GAWD PHILIP RIVERS HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF and post it in the wrong thread, but it is expected.
 
2012-09-03 07:54:08 PM
I hope I don't get bored tonight
 
2012-09-03 07:54:24 PM

tbaughm: Perhaps Punk jobs in Chicago tonight and Cena returns the favor in Boston at NoC?

/like that'd ever happen


What's the opposite of a wizard?
 
2012-09-03 07:55:10 PM

tbaughm: Perhaps Punk jobs in Chicago tonight and Cena returns the favor in Boston at NoC?


weknowmemes.com

/like that'd ever happen
Oh. You're not. Good.
 
2012-09-03 07:55:11 PM

TheManofPA: tbaughm: Perhaps Punk jobs in Chicago tonight and Cena returns the favor in Boston at NoC?

/like that'd ever happen

What's the opposite of a wizard?


muggle
 
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