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(This is Croydon)   Jealous wife of London commuter demands answers after a YouTube clip of another woman snuggling up to her husband on Tube train goes viral   (thisiscroydontoday.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-09-03 11:13:30 AM  
Be cautious Mr. Nair, your wife sounds like the type to wield sharp objects and go for the nether bits.
 
2012-09-03 01:40:09 PM  
The best part of a train ride is having an attractive stranger snuggle up against you.

It's these fleeting moments of happiness that make life in Tokyo bearable.
 
2012-09-03 01:42:42 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The best part of a train ride is having an attractive stranger snuggle up against you.

It's these fleeting moments of happiness that make life in Tokyo bearable.


static.blol.me
 
2012-09-03 01:45:32 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The best part of a train ride is having an attractive stranger snuggle up against you.

It's these fleeting moments of happiness that make life in Tokyo bearable.


Knock it off dude. That IS NOT snuggling.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-03 01:45:37 PM  
Time to pull chalks dude
 
2012-09-03 01:46:20 PM  
Viral videos have really gone down hill. :(
 
2012-09-03 01:47:22 PM  

Gdalescrboz: Time to pull chalks dude

 
2012-09-03 01:48:01 PM  
croydon? fantastic place
 
2012-09-03 01:51:51 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The best part of a train ride is having an attractive stranger snuggle up against you.

It's these fleeting moments of happiness that make life in Tokyo bearable.


You sound like a lonely pervert.
 
2012-09-03 01:52:19 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The best part of a train ride is having an attractive stranger snuggle up against you.

It's these fleeting moments of happiness that make life in Tokyo bearable.



Is that an Asian 'thing'? Same thing happened to me on a plane in China a few years back.
 
2012-09-03 01:54:34 PM  

Gdalescrboz: Time to pull chalks dude


Well put.
 
2012-09-03 01:54:55 PM  

Gdalescrboz: Time to pull chalks dude


errr...that would be "chocks"

/assuming you are referring to the blocks used to prevent aircraft from moving
 
2012-09-03 01:56:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-03 02:02:40 PM  
Pickpocket.
 
2012-09-03 02:08:13 PM  
What a jealous wife might look like.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-03 02:15:59 PM  
Poor guy, so henpecked he had to admit to the press that his wife was jealous.
 
2012-09-03 02:22:29 PM  
 
2012-09-03 02:47:05 PM  
Somewhere Kwame's significant other is being made to nod sympathetically
 
2012-09-03 02:48:54 PM  
Yeah just here for the chalks vs. chocks correction.
 
2012-09-03 03:08:30 PM  
Yeah, just look at that guy. Women are probably begging to have sex with him everywhere he goes.
 
2012-09-03 03:15:53 PM  
Jealous, snuggling?

www.agileproductdesign.com
 
2012-09-03 03:21:09 PM  
"The clip of a woman falling asleep on a strange went viral on YouTube"


Ok I've tried to figure out English slang, I really have. But calling a "train" a "strange"? Is that a cockney thing?
 
2012-09-03 03:23:07 PM  

heywood-jablome: [i.imgur.com image 618x568]


is...is that Boxxy?
 
2012-09-03 03:25:23 PM  
This Is Croydon -- Britain's answer to the Dacula Patch. Story? There is no need for a story.
 
2012-09-03 03:25:43 PM  
The first time I was ever on a plane was a flight to London. A very pleasant, very pretty woman sat next to me (I knew her not). We had a nice conversation, then she slept on my shoulder. I can up all the nice things that have happened to me on a plane since then and they would not add up to my first flight.

/I still have the People Express barf bag.
 
2012-09-03 03:34:34 PM  
 
2012-09-03 03:37:29 PM  

Goodfella: "The clip of a woman falling asleep on a strange went viral on YouTube"


Ok I've tried to figure out English slang, I really have. But calling a "train" a "strange"? Is that a cockney thing?


"falling asleep on a strangeR"?
 
2012-09-03 03:41:32 PM  

wambu: What a jealous wife might look like.
[i.imgur.com image 468x734]


They don't make them like Dame Thora Hurd anymore.
 
2012-09-03 03:44:29 PM  

puckrock2000: Say "NO!" to Vertical Videos!


Excellent PSA, but I'm much more interested in the Japanese Word of the Week linked after it played.
 
2012-09-03 03:49:44 PM  
CSB time. Well actually more a Weird SB.

I work with a somewhat creepy guy, who in the mornings will wander over and chat to me and my two other co-workers about his latest match.com date or message or OKcupid date, etc.

Well one morning he was excited and came over and said that the previous night had been awesome. When we asked why, he said that in addition to watching two great episodes of Seinfeld, he had been on the train and a very beautiful woman fell asleep and her head rested on his shoulder, so he just stayed right there and missed his stop in order to, as he phrased it, "cuddle" with someone.

He couldn't fathom why someone might think that was at all creepy.
 
2012-09-03 04:48:46 PM  
I would rather cuddle then have sex.

/Grammar is always important
 
2012-09-03 05:00:28 PM  
I had the same problem when my wife saw me in a porno film. I turn it around by accusing her of spending too much time watching porn. She gave me a BJ and all was forgiven.
 
2012-09-03 05:03:50 PM  

elkraf: I had the same problem when my wife saw me in a porno film. I turn it around by accusing her of spending too much time watching porn. She gave me a BJ and all was forgiven.


+1
 
2012-09-03 05:32:21 PM  
YouPeopleAreCrazy SmartestFunniest 2012-09-03 01:54:55 PM


Gdalescrboz: Time to pull chalks dude

errr...that would be "chocks"
/assuming you are referring to the blocks used to prevent aircraft from moving

I was, and i contemplated looking it up, then i thought "fark it, it's a crazy woman thread." Thanks though, now i know.
 
2012-09-03 05:34:29 PM  

MoronLessOff: puckrock2000: Say "NO!" to Vertical Videos!

Excellent PSA, but I'm much more interested in the Japanese Word of the Week linked after it played.


I'm ashamed to say that I actually watched another one. For some reason, those "lessons" are strangely compelling...
 
2012-09-03 05:36:01 PM  
Women are always reading in to things, desperately looking for drama. It couldn't just be a silly thing that happened on a train. Noooo... it's a conspiracy! It must be someone he knows! He's boning the secretary at work!! He's going to leave me!!!

Or, in meme-speak:

media.heavy.com
 
2012-09-03 05:51:15 PM  
TFA is utterly inconsequential.

COOL TWEET
 
2012-09-03 05:57:48 PM  

stiletto_the_wise: Women are always reading in to things, desperately looking for drama. It couldn't just be a silly thing that happened on a train. Noooo... it's a conspiracy! It must be someone he knows! He's boning the secretary at work!! He's going to leave me!!!

Or, in meme-speak:

[media.heavy.com image 548x826]


Always makes me chuckle
 
2012-09-03 06:03:05 PM  

elkraf: I had the same problem when my wife saw me in a porno film. I turn it around by accusing her of spending too much time watching porn. She gave me a BJ and all was forgiven.


I think it's so cool your wife watches man on man porn.
 
2012-09-03 06:22:32 PM  
I'm more curious about the perv who as sitting there filming the sleeping girl.
 
2012-09-03 06:33:03 PM  

Krieghund: elkraf: I had the same problem when my wife saw me in a porno film. I turn it around by accusing her of spending too much time watching porn. She gave me a BJ and all was forgiven.

I think it's so cool your wife watches man on man porn.


She was watching female on female porn in addition to my big package doing its job.
 
2012-09-03 06:40:52 PM  
She looked very Farkable. Is he gay or some s*h*i*t??
 
2012-09-03 06:54:19 PM  

Buffet: She looked very Farkable. Is he gay or some s*h*i*t??


Considering how much he was smiling, I'm going to say that he wasn't.
 
2012-09-03 07:01:59 PM  
elkraf


Krieghund: elkraf: I had the same problem when my wife saw me in a porno film. I turn it around by accusing her of spending too much time watching porn. She gave me a BJ and all was forgiven.

I think it's so cool your wife watches man on man porn.

She was watching female on female porn in addition to my big package doing its job.


Post op girls are still dudes, dude. No matter what anyone says
 
2012-09-03 07:05:51 PM  
What is up with Croydon?

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This is one farked up town.
 
2012-09-03 07:28:50 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: heywood-jablome: [i.imgur.com image 618x568]

is...is that Boxxy?


http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/overly-attached-girlfriend
 
2012-09-03 07:50:16 PM  

Goodfella: "The clip of a woman falling asleep on a strange went viral on YouTube"


Ok I've tried to figure out English slang, I really have. But calling a "train" a "strange"? Is that a cockney thing?


Cockney is rhyming slang.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyming_slang

The most frequently cited example-although it is almost never employed by current users[2]-involves the replacement of "stairs" with the rhyming phrase "apples and pears". Following the usual pattern of omission, "(and) pears" is then dropped and "stairs" becomes "apples". Thus the spoken phrase "I'm going up the apples" means "I'm going ['up the stairs'/'upstairs']".
In similar fashion, "telephone" is replaced by "dog" (= 'dog-and-bone'); "wife" by "trouble" (= 'trouble-and-strife'); "eyes" by "minces" (= 'mince pies'); "wig" by "syrup" (= 'syrup of figs') and "feet" by "plates" (= 'plates of meat'). Thus a construction of the following type could conceivably arise: "It nearly knocked me off me plates-he was wearing a syrup! So I got straight on the dog to me trouble and said I couldn't believe me minces."
 
2012-09-03 08:18:51 PM  
Nair.
It's either an Indian girl's name
or a brand of hair remover.
 
2012-09-03 09:08:13 PM  
Looks to me like she fell asleep on him.
 
2012-09-03 09:21:17 PM  

Gunny Walker: Buffet: She looked very Farkable. Is he gay or some s*h*i*t??

Considering how much he was smiling, I'm going to say that he wasn't.


Good observation, but poor followthrough on his part.
 
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