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(Telegraph)   A little something from every fark thread. Karaoke, spoiled crotchfuit, Chinese food, meat cleavers, drunk parents and a blood bath. Oddly though, no Chuck E. Cheese   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 9
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2012-09-03 05:38:45 AM
4 votes:
www.mediaite.com

This story has everything...
2012-09-03 05:40:32 AM
3 votes:
My singing has won awards in 3 countries...



/restraining orders, ASBOs, are a type of award aren't they?
2012-09-03 10:46:41 AM
1 votes:

ShannonKW: AbbeySomeone: Why is a 4 year old up in an adult environment at 11PM?

Because there are parts of the world where there is no tradition of excluding children from adult entertainment.



Apparently, that's a very bad idea, and cultures without those traditions are markedly inferior to those that do. Quod erat demonstratum, as they say.
2012-09-03 09:38:57 AM
1 votes:
Just add some ugly women and a couple hot ones too, and now it's EVERY fark thread.
2012-09-03 08:15:52 AM
1 votes:
A little something from every fark thread. Karaoke, spoiled crotchfuit, Chinese food, meat cleavers, drunk parents and a blood bath. Oddly though, no Chuck E. Cheese

It's Obama's fault.

/there, now it's EVERY Fark thread
2012-09-03 06:45:41 AM
1 votes:
FTA: Other karaoke massacres have taken place in the Philippines, where the Frank Sinatra song "My Way" has had to be removed from many songbooks after sub-standard renditions provoked a string of killings.

In Thailand, meanwhile, a man shot eight of his neighbours, including his brother-in-law, after tiring of their tuneless reprisals of John Denver's "Country Roads".

In the United States, a woman punched a man for continuing to sing Coldplay's "Yellow" after she had told him he was not up to the task.


I LOL'ed

Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate karaoke.
2012-09-03 06:25:28 AM
1 votes:
He did it his way.
2012-09-03 06:01:28 AM
1 votes:
Does this mean the price of ramen is going up?
2012-09-03 02:50:18 AM
1 votes:
Meat cleavers, blood baths, murders, drunk parents. This is exactly what I think would go down if I tried to sing karaoke.

/I don't...because I love you.
 
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