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(Telegraph)   A little something from every fark thread. Karaoke, spoiled crotchfuit, Chinese food, meat cleavers, drunk parents and a blood bath. Oddly though, no Chuck E. Cheese   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 9
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2012-09-03 10:46:41 AM
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ShannonKW: AbbeySomeone: Why is a 4 year old up in an adult environment at 11PM?

Because there are parts of the world where there is no tradition of excluding children from adult entertainment.



Apparently, that's a very bad idea, and cultures without those traditions are markedly inferior to those that do. Quod erat demonstratum, as they say.
2012-09-03 09:38:57 AM
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Just add some ugly women and a couple hot ones too, and now it's EVERY fark thread.
2012-09-03 06:51:34 AM
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AbbeySomeone: Why is a 4 year old up in an adult environment at 11PM?


Because there are parts of the world where there is no tradition of excluding children from adult entertainment.
2012-09-03 06:45:41 AM
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FTA: Other karaoke massacres have taken place in the Philippines, where the Frank Sinatra song "My Way" has had to be removed from many songbooks after sub-standard renditions provoked a string of killings.

In Thailand, meanwhile, a man shot eight of his neighbours, including his brother-in-law, after tiring of their tuneless reprisals of John Denver's "Country Roads".

In the United States, a woman punched a man for continuing to sing Coldplay's "Yellow" after she had told him he was not up to the task.


I LOL'ed

Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate karaoke.
2012-09-03 06:11:57 AM
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I think Baijiu is to blame.

Noodle shop owners drink a lot of it. By the time the evening rolled around they probably where 3 sheets to the wind.

The smell can be compared to that of cheap paint thinner mixed in with some other industrial chemicals.

The first time i drank it I was in china for about a day, went to a house where a Ukrainian man said to try it. It was tough to get down but it did go down. But upon leaving into the cold winter air the smell hit me again and I puked on the communal stairway to his apartment.

The smell gets to me, and I always make sure I have a beer whenever I know Baijiu will be served as to avoid it.
2012-09-03 06:03:41 AM
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2012-09-03 05:40:32 AM
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My singing has won awards in 3 countries...



/restraining orders, ASBOs, are a type of award aren't they?
2012-09-03 05:38:45 AM
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www.mediaite.com

This story has everything...
2012-09-03 02:50:18 AM
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Meat cleavers, blood baths, murders, drunk parents. This is exactly what I think would go down if I tried to sing karaoke.

/I don't...because I love you.
 
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