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(Telegraph)   A little something from every fark thread. Karaoke, spoiled crotchfuit, Chinese food, meat cleavers, drunk parents and a blood bath. Oddly though, no Chuck E. Cheese   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 48
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2012-09-03 02:50:18 AM  
Meat cleavers, blood baths, murders, drunk parents. This is exactly what I think would go down if I tried to sing karaoke.

/I don't...because I love you.
 
2012-09-03 05:38:45 AM  
www.mediaite.com

This story has everything...
 
2012-09-03 05:40:32 AM  
My singing has won awards in 3 countries...



/restraining orders, ASBOs, are a type of award aren't they?
 
2012-09-03 05:50:26 AM  
The Yuns were angry that night my friends

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2012-09-03 06:01:28 AM  
Does this mean the price of ramen is going up?
 
2012-09-03 06:03:41 AM  
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2012-09-03 06:11:57 AM  
I think Baijiu is to blame.

Noodle shop owners drink a lot of it. By the time the evening rolled around they probably where 3 sheets to the wind.

The smell can be compared to that of cheap paint thinner mixed in with some other industrial chemicals.

The first time i drank it I was in china for about a day, went to a house where a Ukrainian man said to try it. It was tough to get down but it did go down. But upon leaving into the cold winter air the smell hit me again and I puked on the communal stairway to his apartment.

The smell gets to me, and I always make sure I have a beer whenever I know Baijiu will be served as to avoid it.
 
2012-09-03 06:14:07 AM  
The Baijiu Most likely to blame


Er guo tou is a type of baijiu (distilled liquor) made from sorghum, produced in the People's Republic of China. The most common brand is Red Star Er Guo Tou Jiu. It is available in various strengths including 112 Proof, which is 56% alcohol by volume.
 
2012-09-03 06:14:42 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-03 06:16:07 AM  

AuralArgument: The Baijiu Most likely to blame


Er guo tou is a type of baijiu (distilled liquor) made from sorghum, produced in the People's Republic of China. The most common brand is Red Star Er Guo Tou Jiu. It is available in various strengths including 112 Proof, which is 56% alcohol by volume.


aren't you the emperor
 
2012-09-03 06:25:28 AM  
He did it his way.
 
2012-09-03 06:27:12 AM  
what about Sideshow Bob
we haven't heard of him lately
 
2012-09-03 06:28:57 AM  
BINGO!!!

oh...wait..wait...damn, I had my thumb over chuck e cheese.

Sorry, carry on.
 
2012-09-03 06:36:16 AM  
Jon iz teh kewl:

Alas something i can't deny... I love china.
 
2012-09-03 06:41:09 AM  
Why is a 4 year old up in an adult environment at 11PM?
 
2012-09-03 06:43:51 AM  
Look, we're a passionate people. Especially with karaoke.
 
2012-09-03 06:45:41 AM  
FTA: Other karaoke massacres have taken place in the Philippines, where the Frank Sinatra song "My Way" has had to be removed from many songbooks after sub-standard renditions provoked a string of killings.

In Thailand, meanwhile, a man shot eight of his neighbours, including his brother-in-law, after tiring of their tuneless reprisals of John Denver's "Country Roads".

In the United States, a woman punched a man for continuing to sing Coldplay's "Yellow" after she had told him he was not up to the task.


I LOL'ed

Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate karaoke.
 
2012-09-03 06:50:22 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Why is a 4 year old up in an adult environmentchild porn sex center at 11PM?

 
2012-09-03 06:51:34 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Why is a 4 year old up in an adult environment at 11PM?


Because there are parts of the world where there is no tradition of excluding children from adult entertainment.
 
2012-09-03 07:14:35 AM  
So, when will TLC be airing the first episode of "Little Emporers"?
 
2012-09-03 07:15:49 AM  
Clearly, spelling is not my best attribute before 8am.
 
2012-09-03 07:58:55 AM  
spoilt child

I am so gonna use that in a conversation today.
 
2012-09-03 08:07:25 AM  
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2012-09-03 08:15:52 AM  
A little something from every fark thread. Karaoke, spoiled crotchfuit, Chinese food, meat cleavers, drunk parents and a blood bath. Oddly though, no Chuck E. Cheese

It's Obama's fault.

/there, now it's EVERY Fark thread
 
2012-09-03 08:35:23 AM  
www.balettie.com

Pants full of macaroni!!: /there, now it's EVERY Fark thread

 
2012-09-03 08:49:12 AM  
I was kind of hoping to read in the addendum section about someone getting massacred for singing something from the Grease soundtrack, but I guess you can't have everything.
 
2012-09-03 08:49:39 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: A little something from every fark thread. Karaoke, spoiled crotchfuit, Chinese food, meat cleavers, drunk parents and a blood bath. Oddly though, no Chuck E. Cheese

It's Obama's fault.

/there, now it's EVERY Fark thread


B-b-b-but Bush!

/NOW it's EVERY Fark thread
 
2012-09-03 09:00:22 AM  

devildog123: Pants full of macaroni!!: A little something from every fark thread. Karaoke, spoiled crotchfuit, Chinese food, meat cleavers, drunk parents and a blood bath. Oddly though, no Chuck E. Cheese

It's Obama's fault.

/there, now it's EVERY Fark thread

B-b-b-but Bush!

/NOW it's EVERY Fark thread


...you know who else thought they had something from Every Fark thread...?
 
2012-09-03 09:01:05 AM  
is it Chucky Cheese or Chuck E. Cheese's

we had that argument so many times in graede school
 
2012-09-03 09:08:16 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: A little something from every fark thread. Karaoke, spoiled crotchfuit, Chinese food, meat cleavers, drunk parents and a blood bath. Oddly though, no Chuck E. Cheese

It's Obama's fault.

/there, now it's EVERY Fark thread


This isn't the Politics tab.
 
2012-09-03 09:22:46 AM  
What about teacher sex scandals? Or Wheaton? Or gun control?
 
2012-09-03 09:35:22 AM  

tetsoushima: What about teacher sex scandals? Or Wheaton? Or gun control?


t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-03 09:35:53 AM  

tetsoushima: What about teacher sex scandals? Or Wheaton? Or gun control?


You left out the number of murders in Chicago or is that too racist?
 
2012-09-03 09:38:06 AM  
In Thailand, meanwhile, a man shot eight of his neighbours, including his brother-in-law, after tiring of their tuneless reprisals of John Denver's "Country Roads".

Does this guy have a defense fund I can donate to?
 
2012-09-03 09:38:57 AM  
Just add some ugly women and a couple hot ones too, and now it's EVERY fark thread.
 
2012-09-03 09:41:49 AM  

Do_Not_Want: Just add some ugly women and a couple hot ones too, and now it's EVERY fark thread.


add some SMART women too. and you'll have a farkfest
 
2012-09-03 10:24:27 AM  

AuralArgument: [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x316]


Nasty stuff. But I'd still have a glass of it. Nasty stuff.
 
2012-09-03 10:33:59 AM  

AuralArgument: The Baijiu Most likely to blame


Er guo tou is a type of baijiu (distilled liquor) made from sorghum, produced in the People's Republic of China. The most common brand is Red Star Er Guo Tou Jiu. It is available in various strengths including 112 Proof, which is 56% alcohol by volume.


When I was in China for my wedding, some idiot friend of my brother-in-law walks up to the head table and pours me a 4 finger water glass of Maotai. Just a whiff of that sorghum smell was enough to make me feel nauseous. My choice was insult this guy by refusing, or down it and spend the rest of the night dousing my wife and family in projectile vomited ma po dofu. I chose wisely- he got over it.
 
2012-09-03 10:35:51 AM  

Cuchulane: AuralArgument: The Baijiu Most likely to blame


Er guo tou is a type of baijiu (distilled liquor) made from sorghum, produced in the People's Republic of China. The most common brand is Red Star Er Guo Tou Jiu. It is available in various strengths including 112 Proof, which is 56% alcohol by volume.

When I was in China for my wedding, some idiot friend of my brother-in-law walks up to the head table and pours me a 4 finger water glass of Maotai. Just a whiff of that sorghum smell was enough to make me feel nauseous. My choice was insult this guy by refusing, or down it and spend the rest of the night dousing my wife and family in projectile vomited ma po dofu. I chose wisely- he got over it.


did u order NO salt.??

www.scenicreflections.com
 
2012-09-03 10:41:02 AM  

smitty04: tetsoushima: What about teacher sex scandals? Or Wheaton? Or gun control?

You left out the number of murders in Chicago or is that too racist?


There is no such thing as "too racist" in a fark thread so long as it's a thinly veiled criticism of "urban culture."
 
2012-09-03 10:46:41 AM  

ShannonKW: AbbeySomeone: Why is a 4 year old up in an adult environment at 11PM?

Because there are parts of the world where there is no tradition of excluding children from adult entertainment.



Apparently, that's a very bad idea, and cultures without those traditions are markedly inferior to those that do. Quod erat demonstratum, as they say.
 
2012-09-03 12:06:22 PM  

willfullyobscure: Because there are parts of the world where there is no tradition of excluding children from adult entertainment.

Apparently, that's a very bad idea, and cultures without those traditions are markedly inferior to those that do. Quod erat demonstratum, as they say.


I don't see that this has been demonstrated at all. Having been to both sorts of country, I'd say the American tradition is the inferior one.
 
2012-09-03 01:43:57 PM  
The culprit:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-03 03:01:20 PM  
Just more proof that children are the root of all evil in the world. If the kid had been dope enough to pass the mic, things woulda stayed chill.
 
2012-09-03 07:54:46 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: The culprit:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x136]


Al would have taken the time to enjoy a candy bar then get to the killing
 
2012-09-03 10:56:31 PM  
And don't forget this was all done in the name of love. The family was gathered to celebrate the Chinese Valentine's Day. Turned out to be another "Valentine's Day Massacre"!
 
2012-09-04 04:13:55 PM  
Chinese baby + bloodbath? Sounds like Na Zha was involved.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-04 09:16:56 PM  
Amazing goddamned story
 
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