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(Daily Mail)   "Mommy....What does 'nice rack' mean? Daddy keeps saying that when we watch iCarly"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 64
    More: Spiffy, iCarly, Jennette McCurdy, boardshorts, bikinis, Sam Puckett, Nickelodeon  
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2012-09-03 01:43:30 AM  
Thank you subby.
 
2012-09-03 04:59:27 AM  
I'm too old.

20 year olds look like children to me now. I'm reminded of the Louis C.K. stand-up bit about mom tits.
 
2012-09-03 08:41:20 AM  
Wait, something is wrong here. The media says that popular 20 year old actresses are supposed to look like a bag of antlers. This cute girl does not. Now I have a confused.
 
2012-09-03 09:26:38 AM  
I'm in creepy old guy territory now. I'd have to pay for something like that.
 
2012-09-03 10:25:14 AM  
It means iCarly has a nice server rack dear. Just like those new GoDaddy commercials.
 
2012-09-03 10:28:49 AM  

Endive Wombat: Wait, something is wrong here. The media says that popular 20 year old actresses are supposed to look like a bag of antlers. This cute girl does not. Now I have a confused.


I'm confused as well. She looks relatively normal.

I also wonder about these "photo shoots". It would seem to be infinitely creepy to just be at the beach then the next day having pictures of your day show up in the paper, but that seems to be the paparazzi way. It also wouldn't surprise me if they were completely staged as well -- I'm leaning towards completely staged.
 
2012-09-03 11:26:49 AM  
The fat guy from Head of the Class must have learned how to pick young actresses who would become hot at the feet of Howard Hesseman.
 
2012-09-03 12:50:14 PM  
She's already starting to fight genetics.. She'll be in Rosie O'Donnell territory soon enough.
 
2012-09-03 12:55:11 PM  

styckx: She's already starting to fight genetics.. She'll be in Rosie O'Donnell territory soon enough.


well, thank you for killing that half a chubby in record time.
 
2012-09-03 12:56:32 PM  
This is why my wife doesn't let me watch teen Disney or teen nick.
 
2012-09-03 01:03:27 PM  
 
2012-09-03 01:10:19 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-03 01:11:03 PM  
Good parenting: when there's never enough eggshells to tread on around the tender sproggen.

Annette Funicello, anyone?

/how obscure, now?
 
2012-09-03 01:22:21 PM  
fc02.deviantart.net
 
2012-09-03 01:29:43 PM  
The 20-year-old tween star displayed her curves in a grey bikini and multi-coloured swimming shorts as she indulged in some paddle boarding in Maui, Hawaii today.


legal in all states and safe to lust after in all dreams
 
2012-09-03 01:32:38 PM  
20 years old is nowhere near pedobear territory. It's just creepy territory because you're old.

/ half plus seven rule
 
2012-09-03 01:42:36 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 634x963]


This.
 
2012-09-03 01:43:46 PM  
FTFA - Floating on the water, the pair appeared very close, with Jennette at one point reaching over to stroke him on the chest.

Because of the way I was skimming through the article I didn't realize they were referring to her male companion until i re-read the sentence. I thought...well, considering the subject...you see where I'm going with this, right.

//I feel like a dirty old woman now...
 
2012-09-03 01:45:06 PM  
Nice tits, but she looks like a pain in the ass.
 
2012-09-03 01:52:25 PM  
oh ffs she still has baby-fat in her cheeks
 
2012-09-03 01:53:13 PM  

Jixa: FTFA - Floating on the water, the pair appeared very close, with Jennette at one point reaching over to stroke him on the chest.


media.comicvine.com
Bueno, Bueno Execellante`!

I have been finding that awesome actress hot since before I was allowed to find that awesome actress hot.
 
2012-09-03 01:56:09 PM  

thisiszombocom: oh ffs she still has baby-fat in her cheeks


So wouldn't it be better if she had nuts in her cheeks?
 
2012-09-03 02:07:21 PM  
Nice tits, shame about her face.
 
2012-09-03 02:12:06 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: Good parenting: when there's never enough eggshells to tread on around the tender sproggen.

Annette Funicello, anyone?

/how obscure, now?


Do you want a Jif peanut butter ref, or the SNL "This is Frankie, and I'm Annette, and these are my breasts." skit with Carrie Fisher?

/and cue the flexible Jenette McCurdy pics
 
2012-09-03 02:49:03 PM  
According to TV Tropes, they started to restrain Jeannette's chesticles because she was getting more boobtacular than Miranda, so seeing her in a normal swimsuit is a nice way to spend a Labor Day.
 
2012-09-03 03:30:01 PM  
For some reason I read "rice crack". Whatever that could be.
 
2012-09-03 03:37:41 PM  
My eight year old daughter was bugging me for her album a few weeks back. I heard Cosgrove's poptastic crap being advertised on Nick and was not exactly excited about the prospect of having her costar being blasted on my kid's little radio upstairs on a loop.

Imagine my surprise when it turns out she's a pretty damn good singer with better than average country and country/pop. I'm not going to go out of my way to listen to it, but I can listen to it in the car while I drive the rug rats to school without too much offense and hope she keeps going. She might mature into a hell of a singer new day...

/anything to get my kid off Taylor Swift and away fro Gaga is good with me
 
paj
2012-09-03 03:40:05 PM  
GIS "Emily Ratajkowski" and thank me later.
 
2012-09-03 03:40:56 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: ParadisePornoTheater: Good parenting: when there's never enough eggshells to tread on around the tender sproggen.

Annette Funicello, anyone?

/how obscure, now?

Do you want a Jif peanut butter ref, or the SNL "This is Frankie, and I'm Annette, and these are my breasts." skit with Carrie Fisher?

/and cue the flexible Jenette McCurdy pics


She was in THE first Mickey Mouse Club, natch.

I love PB. That's enough for me. Just make mine chunky, not all "creamy" and boring. Cinnamon and honey will help it, too.
 
2012-09-03 03:43:31 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 634x963]


cdn.chud.com
 
2012-09-03 03:58:08 PM  
media.fakeposters.com
 
2012-09-03 03:59:06 PM  

paj: GIS "Emily Ratajkowski" and thank me later.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-03 04:29:56 PM  
Hmm, my wife made a comment that Sam wasn't a kid anymore and pointed out her curves on one of the shows. I figured they hid her boobs to keep her looking like a kid, not because Carly hadn't filled out yet. I had no idea that she was that endowed though. Looks like in the pic where she's looking at the camera that she is none to happy about the pictures, or she could be channeling he inner Sam and playing for the camera.

/Yeah I know that's not their real names. Around this house it's Carly and Sam though.
//Watched the show since they were kids so no dirty thoughts for me.
 
2012-09-03 04:30:10 PM  

paj: GIS "Emily Ratajkowski" and thank me later.


Thank you!
 
2012-09-03 04:34:44 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [media.fakeposters.com image 480x600]


Uh, I'm going to say that the one with the tattoo and the one with the fake tits (maybe two) means that that's not really a good example of "jailbait"
 
2012-09-03 04:56:58 PM  

IntertubeUser: paj: GIS "Emily Ratajkowski" and thank me later.

Thank you!


WOW!
 
2012-09-03 05:04:41 PM  

paj: GIS "Emily Ratajkowski" and thank me later.


The Treats Magazine vids are pretty damn good.
 
2012-09-03 05:16:15 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: Good parenting: when there's never enough eggshells to tread on around the tender sproggen.

Annette Funicello, anyone?

/how obscure, now?


You mean how Walt made her and Doreen Ace Bandage her boobies down because they were too big?

/think of the children
 
2012-09-03 05:29:30 PM  

paj: GIS "Emily Ratajkowski" and thank me later.


Thank you sir!
 
2012-09-03 05:50:12 PM  
She is the prettier of the two.

I still see her in Nashville, though.
 
2012-09-03 05:56:41 PM  
6/10
 
2012-09-03 06:56:05 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [media.fakeposters.com image 480x600]



I guess you missed the part where she's 20?

Idiot.
 
2012-09-03 06:57:05 PM  
I's eat every inch of that WOMAN.
 
2012-09-03 07:01:00 PM  
Wow, I guess she really made her male pal happy here. Is he pitching a tent?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-03 07:13:27 PM  

NoblePatrick: Wow, I guess she really made her male pal happy here. Is he pitching a tent?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]


I didn't even notice there was a guy in that pic but you see a boner?

NTTAWWT
 
2012-09-03 07:40:56 PM  
Always thought Sam was the cute one. Been watching with my daughter since the being so no bad thoughts. Hope she does well in the future.
 
2012-09-03 08:01:32 PM  
A) British people are so terrible at English they don't even know what a bikini is

B) i.dailymail.co.uk

GOD. DAMN.
 
2012-09-03 08:13:02 PM  

just_intonation: ParadisePornoTheater: Good parenting: when there's never enough eggshells to tread on around the tender sproggen.

Annette Funicello, anyone?

/how obscure, now?

You mean how Walt made her and Doreen Ace Bandage her boobies down because they were too big?

/think of the children


The more you know ... heh heh
 
2012-09-03 09:40:33 PM  
cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
2012-09-03 09:50:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
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