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(Boing Boing)   Victoria Jackson, God bless her little soul, brings the crazy as only she can   (boingboing.net) divider line 119
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2012-09-03 01:34:59 AM  
Wow, she really nailed it!
She's a beutiful and brave soul.
 
2012-09-03 02:03:05 AM  

DownDaRiver: Wow, she really nailed it!
She's a beutiful and brave soul.


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2012-09-03 02:05:53 AM  

DownDaRiver: Wow, she really nailed it!
She's a beutiful and brave soul.


if by "it" you mean the armpit of hell then yes you're right.
 
2012-09-03 03:50:18 AM  
brings the crazy as only she can

You know what they say about crazy girls...

/does not want
 
2012-09-03 03:55:30 AM  
Victoria Jackson is what happens when bleeding-heart educators institute social promotion policy, instead of keeping students behind a grade when they need it. It's detrimental to the student and to society in general.

/only half-kidding
 
2012-09-03 04:47:50 AM  
I guarantee she never questions her own sanity.
 
2012-09-03 04:59:30 AM  
Somewhere, right now, Tim Kazurinsky is getting makeup done for a "special guest star appearance" on a Slap Chop infomercial and thinking "Man, I'm lucky to be alive."
 
2012-09-03 07:15:16 AM  
Only Glenn Beck understands me

Well there's your problem right there.
 
2012-09-03 08:47:22 AM  
It is an unfortunate truth of the political landscape in the USA today that the words "as only she can" in that headline are a very long way from being factually correct.
 
2012-09-03 10:52:43 AM  
You know, its because of idiots like this who demonize terms like "communism" and "socialism" that we can't have any reasonable discourse in this country.
 
2012-09-03 10:53:01 AM  
We've decided she's for real and not doing some epic, Andy Kaufman type performance art?
 
2012-09-03 10:53:49 AM  
I say this with no hint of reserve......that woman has an undiagnosed mental illness. Going by the history of it in her family, my guess would be schizophrenia. There's funny-crazy, where we all laugh and point and say, "Golly, what a card!" and then there's dangerous-crazy, where we all stare blankly and wonder when the men in white coats are coming. She's in the latter group, not the former. She says wacky shiat, and it sounds funny-crazy, but people like her can snap and shoot up a shopping mall because their Shredded Wheat told them to.

Biatch needs Haldol or Risperidone, and large doses of it.
 
2012-09-03 10:55:16 AM  
Maybe she and Huckabee can do a duet on Fox and friends.
 
2012-09-03 10:55:36 AM  
Shut. the. f*ck. up.... you blathering retard.
 
2012-09-03 10:57:04 AM  
So, is this just bit she does, or does she really believe this shiat, and think shes funny?
 
2012-09-03 10:57:12 AM  
Ugh... did she play her ukulele?

/no clicky for cuckoo.
 
2012-09-03 10:57:47 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Victoria Jackson is what happens when bleeding-heart educators institute social promotion policy, instead of keeping students behind a grade when they need it. It's detrimental to the student and to society in general.

/only half-kidding


You do realize it's not the teachers who socially promote, right?

/it's arrogant & blind parents
//and the administrators who are terrified of them
 
2012-09-03 10:59:11 AM  

theknuckler_33: Ugh... did she play her ukulele?

/no clicky for cuckoo.


theknuckler_33: Ugh... did she play her ukulele?

/no clicky for cuckoo.


Connection! In "In the Line of Fire", the number of the San Diego FBI office that Clint Eastwood was dialing was UKE-LELE although the FBI lackey told him it was Ukulele.

Was Tiny Tim a conservative blowhard too?
 
2012-09-03 10:59:37 AM  

heinekenftw: You know, its because of idiots like this who demonize terms like "communism" and "socialism" that we can't have any reasonable discourse in this country.


It's because of insane people like this and the functional retards that take them seriously that reasonable discourse is impossible.
 
2012-09-03 10:59:51 AM  

heinekenftw: You know, its because of idiots like this who demonize terms like "communism" and "socialism" that we can't have any reasonable discourse in this country.


These sorts have always been with us (John Birch society, etc.), it's only recently that the GOP has fully embraced their lunacy.
 
2012-09-03 11:00:15 AM  

tudorgurl: ecmoRandomNumbers: Victoria Jackson is what happens when bleeding-heart educators institute social promotion policy, instead of keeping students behind a grade when they need it. It's detrimental to the student and to society in general.

/only half-kidding

You do realize it's not the teachers who socially promote, right?

/it's arrogant & blind parents
//and the administrators who are terrified of them


So it comes back to lawyers suing schools. Like Clint said, we need to stop having Harvard-educated lawyers in the White House!
 
2012-09-03 11:01:06 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I say this with no hint of reserve......that woman has an undiagnosed mental illness. Going by the history of it in her family, my guess would be schizophrenia. There's funny-crazy, where we all laugh and point and say, "Golly, what a card!" and then there's dangerous-crazy, where we all stare blankly and wonder when the men in white coats are coming. She's in the latter group, not the former. She says wacky shiat, and it sounds funny-crazy, but people like her can snap and shoot up a shopping mall because their Shredded Wheat told them to.

Biatch needs Haldol or Risperidone, and large doses of it.


Probably Sluggishly Progressing Schizophrenia, amirite?
 
2012-09-03 11:02:15 AM  
All Republicans eventually start singing this song if you sit quietly and let them talk long enough.
 
2012-09-03 11:03:38 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: All Republicans eventually start singing this song if you sit quietly and let them talk long enough.


Andrew Sullivan, David Frum and like 5 other dudes frown at your shenanigans!
 
2012-09-03 11:04:04 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I say this with no hint of reserve......that woman has an undiagnosed mental illness. Going by the history of it in her family, my guess would be schizophrenia. There's funny-crazy, where we all laugh and point and say, "Golly, what a card!" and then there's dangerous-crazy, where we all stare blankly and wonder when the men in white coats are coming. She's in the latter group, not the former. She says wacky shiat, and it sounds funny-crazy, but people like her can snap and shoot up a shopping mall because their Shredded Wheat told them to.

Biatch needs Haldol or Risperidone, and large doses of it.


Sorry Charlie, but your ever-lovin' ACLU has already fought that fight in the 80's and won (and, of course, Reagen got the blame). Crazies have the absolute right to starve on the streets, die of exposure, get mugged/raped, or play a baritone ukulele with nutty lyrics on YouTube.

/know someone on Risperidone
//farking Wonder Drug
///she no longer has conversations with God
 
2012-09-03 11:04:05 AM  
How far can a has-been celeb take their lead-poisoned derp before they've gone far enough that media stops covering them? Apparently pretty far...?

This lady could literally goose-step out of her house in adult-baby Hitler garb and Fox News would still invite her on to ask her opinion about President Fart's commie regime. What happened to the Ultimate Warrior? did he cross the line at some point and i missed it? Because i haven't seen him derping around as much is this lady.
 
2012-09-03 11:06:58 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I say this with no hint of reserve......that woman has an undiagnosed mental illness. Going by the history of it in her family, my guess would be schizophrenia. There's funny-crazy, where we all laugh and point and say, "Golly, what a card!" and then there's dangerous-crazy, where we all stare blankly and wonder when the men in white coats are coming. She's in the latter group, not the former. She says wacky shiat, and it sounds funny-crazy, but people like her can snap and shoot up a shopping mall because their Shredded Wheat told them to.

Biatch needs Haldol or Risperidone, and large doses of it.


Truth.
 
2012-09-03 11:08:37 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I say this with no hint of reserve......that woman has an undiagnosed mental illness. Going by the history of it in her family, my guess would be schizophrenia.


I'm guessing she ate paint chips as a child.
 
2012-09-03 11:09:29 AM  
biatch be crazy!!
 
2012-09-03 11:13:56 AM  
i.imgur.com

"Hi all. You may be wondering what I'm doing now that I'm putting out an album every three years. Well, truth be told, I've been doing a lot of things. Evil things. Diabolical things. Things that showcase my powers as the harbinger of the Elder Ones. To this, I must admit one of my older plans: my movie 'UHF' was designed to drive the actors insane so they would continue being a source of entertainment for years to come. Why else do you think that lovable Kramer would be a raving bigot, or that Fran Drescher would really be a Nazi cannibal feasting on the homeless of Cleveland? That's right. One of my hellish plans is coming to fruition. Expect the guy who played Jambi and married Elvira to be found beating up old women when that new Resident Evil movie opens up in a few weeks.

"And Victoria Jackson? She was just a farking retard we paid in paint chips. Have a good day, everybody."
 
2012-09-03 11:14:18 AM  
The only thing worthwhile in this article was the list of ukulele links at the bottom. The rest of it was just Victoria Jackson, still desperately clinging to any spotlight she can find.
 
2012-09-03 11:15:18 AM  
MFAWG
We've decided she's for real and not doing some epic, Andy Kaufman type performance art?

First she has been quiet in the media recently and that clip may be old.

Second we agreed not to know but she has gone such deep cover that the joke is on her.
 
2012-09-03 11:16:54 AM  
she was fun on "up all night" when i was in jr high. so was Gilbert Gottfried. those two should've had babies - those kids would be having exciting lives by now.

also, ukulele is cool.

that is all.
 
2012-09-03 11:17:04 AM  
Oh, bless her heart.
 
2012-09-03 11:18:12 AM  
I made it through exactly 4 seconds before I closed the tab.
 
2012-09-03 11:19:07 AM  
Meh it's old crazy. Where's the new stuff?
 
2012-09-03 11:21:31 AM  
Get Your Dick Out Of My Food,
This lady could literally goose-step out of her house in adult-baby Hitler garb and Fox News would still invite her on to ask her opinion about President Fart's commie regime. What happened to the Ultimate Warrior? did he cross the line at some point and i missed it? Because i haven't seen him derping around as much is this lady.


Fox news does not like Ms. Jackson, at least Fox and Friends dont. Pat Robertson treated her like plutonium. The only one she got one on was hannity by strocking his oversized ego.
 
2012-09-03 11:23:49 AM  
Is is so sad to some white people acting so crazy. SMH.
 
2012-09-03 11:25:34 AM  
She really is proud to put her stupid on display.
 
2012-09-03 11:25:37 AM  
i279.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-03 11:26:44 AM  

Enemabag Jones: MFAWG
We've decided she's for real and not doing some epic, Andy Kaufman type performance art?

First she has been quiet in the media recently and that clip may be old.

Second we agreed not to know but she has gone such deep cover that the joke is on her.


She was in the media last week, and several more times over the past year.

Agree that the joke is now on her though.
 
2012-09-03 11:28:10 AM  
She's old and fat and her pathetic "career" is over.

The only thing she has to cling to is making a spectacle out of her lame ass.
 
2012-09-03 11:29:40 AM  

WorldCitizen: She really is proud to put her stupid on display.


You mean she's a typical conservative.
 
2012-09-03 11:30:28 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: The only thing worthwhile in this article was the list of ukulele links at the bottom. The rest of it was just Victoria Jackson, still desperately clinging to any spotlight she can find.


Liked the Zooey Deschanel one.
 
2012-09-03 11:31:37 AM  
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, ... Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
 
2012-09-03 11:34:30 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: [i.imgur.com image 214x314]

"Hi all. You may be wondering what I'm doing now that I'm putting out an album every three years. Well, truth be told, I've been doing a lot of things. Evil things. Diabolical things. Things that showcase my powers as the harbinger of the Elder Ones. To this, I must admit one of my older plans: my movie 'UHF' was designed to drive the actors insane so they would continue being a source of entertainment for years to come. Why else do you think that lovable Kramer would be a raving bigot, or that Fran Drescher would really be a Nazi cannibal feasting on the homeless of Cleveland? That's right. One of my hellish plans is coming to fruition. Expect the guy who played Jambi and married Elvira to be found beating up old women when that new Resident Evil movie opens up in a few weeks.

"And Victoria Jackson? She was just a farking retard we paid in paint chips. Have a good day, everybody."


i773.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-03 11:38:13 AM  

coeyagi: theknuckler_33: Ugh... did she play her ukulele?

/no clicky for cuckoo.

theknuckler_33: Ugh... did she play her ukulele?

/no clicky for cuckoo.

Connection! In "In the Line of Fire", the number of the San Diego FBI office that Clint Eastwood was dialing was UKE-LELE although the FBI lackey told him it was Ukulele.

Was Tiny Tim a conservative blowhard too?


From what I understand, yes.
 
2012-09-03 11:44:19 AM  

the801: she was fun on "up all night" when i was in jr high. so was Gilbert Gottfried. those two should've had babies - those kids would be having exciting lives by now.

also, ukulele is cool.

that is all.


You're confusing this loon with Rhonda Shear.
 
2012-09-03 11:45:56 AM  

the801: she was fun on "up all night" when i was in jr high. so was Gilbert Gottfried. those two should've had babies - those kids would be having exciting lives by now.

also, ukulele is cool.

that is all.


I don't think she was on Up All Night... You thinkin of Rhonda Shear?
 
2012-09-03 11:48:19 AM  
also, ukulele is cool.

four strings bad

six strings good.
 
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