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(Comics Alliance)   The Invisible Obama Chair gets its own motivational poster. SUCK IT EASTWOOD   (comicsalliance.com) divider line 95
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2012-09-03 10:20:31 AM
When you watch the Dem convention, remember that the highlights of the GOP convention were a bunch of guys at open mic night for 2016, a VP acceptance speech that had more bad lies than the back nine at a cpmpany golf outing, and an old man losing an argument with an empty chair.
 
2012-09-03 10:37:07 AM
img542.imageshack.us

Ha! They copied my Jan Brewer tribute I made last year.
 
2012-09-03 11:07:41 AM
Solid, steadfast solutions to our nations problems. Vote Empty Chair/Footstool in 2012.
 
2012-09-03 11:08:01 AM
But the chair wasn't invisible

/English language sucks at being accurate
 
2012-09-03 11:08:33 AM

bronyaur1: When you watch the Dem convention, remember that the highlights of the GOP convention were a bunch of guys at open mic night for 2016, a VP acceptance speech that had more bad lies than the back nine at a cpmpany golf outing, and an old man losing an argument with an empty chair.


Done in one.

Though I might offer, they did create lots of sex tourism jobs. More so than the Dems will do since they're not as sexually repressed. Damn you liberal upbringing!

Hip Hop DNC Convention in North Carolina didn't Create Any Sex Tourism Jobs -FoxNation
 
2012-09-03 11:12:39 AM
lucksi: /English language sucks at being accurate

"The Invisible-Obama Chair"

all glory to the mighty hyphen!
 
2012-09-03 11:13:54 AM

lucksi: But the chair wasn't invisible

/English language sucks at being accurate


Well, it can be, it depends on how you use it. You could use "Invisible Obama's Chair" or "Obama's Invisible Chair" if you thought there was any likelihood of confusion between the two options.
 
2012-09-03 11:14:23 AM

ultraholland: Solid, steadfast solutions to our nations problems. Vote Empty Chair/Footstool in 2012.


Footstool's a hack and a pedophile!!!
 
2012-09-03 11:15:35 AM
I find it hilarious that probably the last great battle of Eastwood's life for the hearts and minds of an American audience is against an empty chair...and the chair seems to be winning.
 
2012-09-03 11:15:47 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

I can haz imaginary conversation too?
 
2012-09-03 11:17:01 AM

bronyaur1: When you watch the Dem convention, remember that the highlights of the GOP convention were a bunch of guys at open mic night for 2016, a VP acceptance speech that had more bad lies than the back nine at a cpmpany golf outing, and an old man losing an argument with an empty chair.


2008? Don't you mean 2012?
 
2012-09-03 11:17:58 AM

xria: lucksi: But the chair wasn't invisible

/English language sucks at being accurate

Well, it can be, it depends on how you use it. You could use "Invisible Obama's Chair" or "Obama's Invisible Chair" if you thought there was any likelihood of confusion between the two options.


The Unbearable Lightness of Being... Invisible. Damn you Invisible Fartbongo McFartstain! Now you're dividing a country over grammar and syntax!
 
2012-09-03 11:18:49 AM
Empty Matchbook: Footstool's a hack and a pedophile!!!

Allegedly, please. Footstool's only problem is its weird foot fetish, but that's a personal preference so I really can't hold it against him. On the issues Footstool has never wavered, and I believe Footstool will provide crucial support for Empty Chair.
 
2012-09-03 11:18:58 AM

Empty Matchbook: ultraholland: Solid, steadfast solutions to our nations problems. Vote Empty Chair/Footstool in 2012.

Footstool's a hack and a pedophile!!!


Chair has borer worm and a fake varnish!
 
2012-09-03 11:19:43 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: bronyaur1: When you watch the Dem convention, remember that the highlights of the GOP convention were a bunch of guys at open mic night for 2016, a VP acceptance speech that had more bad lies than the back nine at a cpmpany golf outing, and an old man losing an argument with an empty chair.

2008? Don't you mean 2012?


How do you remember singular instances of epic stupidity when that dude's CV is nothing but said singular instances of epic stupidity?
 
2012-09-03 11:23:29 AM

ultraholland: lucksi: /English language sucks at being accurate

"The Invisible-Obama Chair"

all glory to the mighty hyphen!


Keep your hyphen and a Constitutional ban on abortion doesn't need exceptions.
 
2012-09-03 11:23:30 AM

coeyagi: Britney Spear's Speculum: bronyaur1: When you watch the Dem convention, remember that the highlights of the GOP convention were a bunch of guys at open mic night for 2016, a VP acceptance speech that had more bad lies than the back nine at a cpmpany golf outing, and an old man losing an argument with an empty chair.

2008? Don't you mean 2012?

How do you remember singular instances of epic stupidity when that dude's CV is nothing but said singular instances of epic stupidity?


There's another one where elchip forgot to switch alts and posted as Skinnyhead.
 
2012-09-03 11:24:19 AM
Where are the teleprompters?
renovomedia.com
 
2012-09-03 11:25:22 AM

UNC_Samurai: coeyagi: Britney Spear's Speculum: bronyaur1: When you watch the Dem convention, remember that the highlights of the GOP convention were a bunch of guys at open mic night for 2016, a VP acceptance speech that had more bad lies than the back nine at a cpmpany golf outing, and an old man losing an argument with an empty chair.

2008? Don't you mean 2012?

How do you remember singular instances of epic stupidity when that dude's CV is nothing but said singular instances of epic stupidity?

There's another one where elchip forgot to switch alts and posted as Skinnyhead.


Tats crazy Mein sources say!

//sorry, getting Looney Tunes English and German mixed up
 
2012-09-03 11:26:30 AM
Angry Chair/Zombie Layne Staley 2016
 
2012-09-03 11:27:52 AM

coeyagi: How do you remember singular instances of epic stupidity when that dude's CV is nothing but said singular instances of epic stupidity?


Cuz there's a screencapped jpg of said instance that's been floating around here for a few years.
 
2012-09-03 11:28:07 AM

smitty04: Where are the teleprompters?
[renovomedia.com image 400x270]


Right here.
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-09-03 11:31:17 AM

smitty04: Where are the teleprompters?
[renovomedia.com image 400x270]


You sound tired, Smitty.

www.vanityfair.com
 
2012-09-03 11:32:11 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: coeyagi: How do you remember singular instances of epic stupidity when that dude's CV is nothing but said singular instances of epic stupidity?

Cuz there's a screencapped jpg of said instance that's been floating around here for a few years.


Hmm, I've seen others, hadn't seen that one. Good to know, thanks.
 
2012-09-03 11:32:53 AM

bronyaur1: When you watch the Dem convention, remember that the highlights of the GOP convention were a bunch of guys at open mic night for 2016, a VP acceptance speech that had more bad lies than the back nine at a cpmpany golf outing, and an old man losing an argument with an empty chair.

 

i208.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-03 11:34:19 AM
i11.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-03 11:34:37 AM

Dhusk: I find it hilarious that probably the last great battle of Eastwood's life for the hearts and minds of an American audience is against an empty chair...and the chair seems to be winning.


Actually, since you guys seem to be totally obsessed with his performance, it looks like he has succeeded.

You really don't know what that was all about, do you?
 
2012-09-03 11:37:29 AM
affotd.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-03 11:38:34 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Dhusk: I find it hilarious that probably the last great battle of Eastwood's life for the hearts and minds of an American audience is against an empty chair...and the chair seems to be winning.

Actually, since you guys seem to be totally obsessed with his performance, it looks like he has succeeded.

You really don't know what that was all about, do you?


Go on, we're listening...
 
2012-09-03 11:38:48 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Dhusk: I find it hilarious that probably the last great battle of Eastwood's life for the hearts and minds of an American audience is against an empty chair...and the chair seems to be winning.

Actually, since you guys seem to be totally obsessed with his performance, it looks like he has succeeded.

You really don't know what that was all about, do you?


Obsessed as in "making fun"? Seriously, get off it. Have a beer and a brat and relax with your whining.

//Just remember kids! If Fox News says it was bad, you don't have a leg to shill on!
 
2012-09-03 11:42:13 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: You really don't know what that was all about, do you?


I think he was trolling, but go ahead and explain it to me.
 
2012-09-03 11:46:03 AM
Repeal ObamaChair!
 
2012-09-03 11:46:22 AM
I, for one, would vote for Chair over Romney any day of the week. Romney might be sentient, but he just doesn't have the charisma that Chair has.
 
2012-09-03 11:46:44 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Dhusk: I find it hilarious that probably the last great battle of Eastwood's life for the hearts and minds of an American audience is against an empty chair...and the chair seems to be winning.

Actually, since you guys seem to be totally obsessed with his performance, it looks like he has succeeded.

You really don't know what that was all about, do you?


yeah it was about being disrespectful of the man and the office. it was about this imaginary Obama monster the GOP has created in their minds because the actual ,real man gives them nothing to rail against. So they make shiat up. Romney's entire campaign is from an out of context quote and lies. From the GM plant closing to gutting the work program from Welfare ,he has nothing valid to use against him. So he calls him "foreign" and says he's unable to comprehend "Anglo-Saxon" (white people's) values. Obamacare is the same as Romney care but yet he wants to repeal it. He was pro-choice before it was politically harmful to him. This guy changes direction more than a weather vane. He's the poster boy for everything wrong with the economy. He's not really an American businessman. He's a global vulture capitalist. His loyalty and patriotism stops at his pocketbook. Just like his support for Vietnam stopped at him making any kind of a sacrifice. He's all about himself. And if he gets to be president look for him to enrich himself at the expense of you and me.
 
2012-09-03 11:49:15 AM

steerforth: Empty Matchbook: ultraholland: Solid, steadfast solutions to our nations problems. Vote Empty Chair/Footstool in 2012.

Footstool's a hack and a pedophile!!!

Chair has borer worm and a fake varnish!


I heard Chair was manufactured in Kenya.
 
2012-09-03 11:49:34 AM

Elliott Smith Reference: I, for one, would vote for Chair over Romney any day of the week. Romney might be sentient, but he just doesn't have the charisma that Chair has.


at least I know where the chair stands. he's not going to be going all etch a sketch on me. and he hasn't lied to me yet.
 
2012-09-03 11:52:13 AM

Hobodeluxe: Elliott Smith Reference: I, for one, would vote for Chair over Romney any day of the week. Romney might be sentient, but he just doesn't have the charisma that Chair has.

at least I know where the chair stands. he's not going to be going all etch a sketch on me. and he hasn't lied to me yet.


Really? How do you know where Chair stands? One Labor Day picnic he is on the left side of the table, and the next, his handlers have him on the right side of the table. And in the heat of discussion, where words can be at their most deadly, sometimes Chair just falls down completely, taking no position other than a prone, lifeless form.
 
2012-09-03 11:56:06 AM
The best is that chair still has more charisma than Mitt Romney.

/That was the joke.
 
2012-09-03 11:57:05 AM

steerforth: Empty Matchbook: ultraholland: Solid, steadfast solutions to our nations problems. Vote Empty Chair/Footstool in 2012.

Footstool's a hack and a pedophile!!!

Chair has borer worm and a fake varnish!


Pffft, everyone knows Couch is the only REAL choice, but the other delegates keep sabotaging the primaries because they fear the man of the people.
 
2012-09-03 11:58:26 AM
It's funny that Eastwood would've been wise if he just listened to invisible Obama and shut up.
 
2012-09-03 11:59:34 AM

Hobodeluxe:  

[i208.photobucket.com image 550x891]



I swear that cartoonist's a Fark Politics Tab regular...
 
2012-09-03 12:08:56 PM
fark it, I'm voting Chairy from Pee Wee's Playhouse.
 
2012-09-03 12:21:50 PM

Hobodeluxe: bronyaur1: When you watch the Dem convention, remember that the highlights of the GOP convention were a bunch of guys at open mic night for 2016, a VP acceptance speech that had more bad lies than the back nine at a cpmpany golf outing, and an old man losing an argument with an empty chair. 

[i208.photobucket.com image 550x891]


OMG, that's like my favorite TMW EVAH! TY for that.

/Doctor Who ref and the end just about killed me. Noice!

The poster is also cool beans.
 
2012-09-03 12:25:06 PM
Chair raised our taxes, started an unwinnable war in Afghanistan, destroyed our economy and then bailed out the guys who broke it. And he's really a secret Ottoman!
 
2012-09-03 12:41:29 PM
The empty chair does say a lot about obama's leadership.
 
2012-09-03 12:43:44 PM
lucianne.com

Make fun of Eastwood all you want, he's got fark you money. Romney's campaign is now living rent-free in Obama's head. 

/Enjoying #emptychairday
 
2012-09-03 12:44:00 PM

residentgeek: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Dhusk: I find it hilarious that probably the last great battle of Eastwood's life for the hearts and minds of an American audience is against an empty chair...and the chair seems to be winning.

Actually, since you guys seem to be totally obsessed with his performance, it looks like he has succeeded.

You really don't know what that was all about, do you?

Go on, we're listening...


Response: "Um . . . NINJA AWAY!" *puff of smoke* *vanish*
 
2012-09-03 12:56:09 PM

ultraholland: Solid, steadfast solutions to our nations problems. Vote Empty Chair/Footstool in 2012.


Skip the middleman, Ottoman Empire 2012!
 
2012-09-03 12:58:39 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Dhusk: I find it hilarious that probably the last great battle of Eastwood's life for the hearts and minds of an American audience is against an empty chair...and the chair seems to be winning.

Actually, since you guys seem to be totally obsessed with his performance, it looks like he has succeeded.

You really don't know what that was all about, do you?


Succeeded in completely taking the spotlight from Mitt, yes.
 
2012-09-03 01:03:25 PM

Karne: Succeeded in completely taking the spotlight from Mitt, yes.


And we'll still be talking about it next week when Clint starts making the talk show rounds promoting his new movie. After an absolutely terrible convention, Clint walked in and sucked all of the air out of the room for the next three weeks. The DNC will be the big story this week, of course. But Clint will be the story again next week.
 
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