FARK.com: (7303969) Cops recovered two handguns, 26 magazines, 10,537 rounds of ammunition, 32 machetes, 60 knives, 16 air pistols, an air rifle, seven tasers, eight brass knuckles, nine batons and 10 handcuffs, upon executing a search warrant

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		Cops recovered two handguns, 26 magazines, 10,537 rounds of ammunition, 32 machetes, 60 knives, 16 air pistols, an air rifle, seven tasers, eight brass knuckles, nine batons and 10 handcuffs, upon executing a search warrant (nydailynews.com)		43
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MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-09-02 08:54:14 PM

31 votes:

♫ And a cartridge in an M3 ♫

Richard Saunders		2012-09-02 11:54:39 PM

6 votes:

Twenty-six magazines? Hell, that's nothing. My grandmother has every issue of National Geographic since 1968.

styckx		2012-09-03 12:41:06 AM

4 votes:

twiztedjustin: 2 hand guns, legal under the 2nd Amendment, and a bunch of toys.

What is so "scary" about that, libmitter?

8/10.. Not too shabby..

fusillade762		2012-09-02 11:47:38 PM

4 votes:

GAT_00: violentsalvation: That sounds like a store.

Stabbings-R-Us?

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Oznog		2012-09-03 12:42:21 AM

3 votes:

32 machetes & 60 knives?

You realize that means there was a point where he already had like 15 machetes in an apartment and said "you know what I REALLY need right now? Some MORE MACHETES!"... over and over.

So were you buying them all, hoping to one day find the PERFECT machete for your apartment?

EatenTheSun		2012-09-02 10:06:43 PM

3 votes:

What 10,000 rounds of ammo may look like.

lh3.googleusercontent.com

Relatively Obscure		2012-09-02 08:57:07 PM

3 votes:

eight brass knuckles.

farm5.static.flickr.com

Come at me, bro

lilbjorn		2012-09-03 10:43:04 AM

2 votes:

Pribar: Hell if 2 is a arsenal then what do I have?

A tiny penis?

PC LOAD LETTER		2012-09-03 09:55:41 AM

2 votes:

Pribar: [i135.photobucket.com image 800x602]

Hell if 2 is a arsenal then what do I have?

A small penis?

born_yesterday		2012-09-03 08:34:44 AM

2 votes:

My hoarding of big plastic bags of cat shiat doesn't seem so bad, now, does it?

FormlessOne		2012-09-03 01:42:15 AM

2 votes:

It's hard to blame him. The last time he had to open fire on someone, it was a 7-foot lunatic swinging a broadsword in an alley at night - and he ended up spitted on the damned thing, because he couldn't protect himself.

MBooda		2012-09-03 12:53:32 AM

2 votes:

Shoot, a feller etc.
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Mr. Ekshun		2012-09-03 12:49:27 AM

2 votes:

I don't get the "scary" thing either - he can only use one effectively at a time.We don't assume that someone with a drawer full of forks is going to use all of them against every piece of food they see, do we?

/Except for Americans, that is.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-09-03 12:45:55 AM

2 votes:

Cops don't know why Michael Millazzo had a cache of guns and ammo in his Astoria, Queens, apartment.

Because he's a sad, pathetic loser? He's the rugged, manly version of a cat lady

DanZero		2012-09-02 11:54:24 PM

2 votes:

Better check with these lists to ensure accuracy

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GAT_00		2012-09-02 09:07:56 PM

2 votes:

That seems sane.

WelldeadLink		2012-09-02 08:50:29 PM

2 votes:

Why did all those things need new covers?

Spare Me		2012-09-03 02:53:04 PM

1 votes:

This is Charleton Heston's stash.

infectedtube.com

This clown in Queens is an amateur.

Straelbora		2012-09-03 11:57:43 AM

1 votes:

I just assume the magazines are "Soldier of Fortune" and "Internet Tough Guy."

TheOther		2012-09-03 10:06:51 AM

1 votes:

Isn't 10,000 rounds about what the NYPD uses in an average 'shootout' , wounding the perp once and killing two bystanders?

RobSeace		2012-09-03 10:00:27 AM

1 votes:

Dextro: I've seen enough mythbusters (maybe 5 episodes) to know their testing methods are bunk and anything but scientific.

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Kibbler		2012-09-03 09:27:06 AM

1 votes:

Alternate reality: Let's imagine the guy's name was Mohammed al Baqr.

I wonder how the reactions would change.

Abox		2012-09-03 09:05:27 AM

1 votes:

And one of these..

jso2897		2012-09-03 06:35:44 AM

1 votes:

archichris		2012-09-03 03:32:49 AM

1 votes:

archichris: whcrow: ladyfortuna: Correct me if I'm wrong but it appears that in the photo, at least, there are more like 9 hand guns...

i think those are airsoft guns.

16 air pistols, an air rifle

OMG I just put that together, they put toys on the table like a mexican drug bust photo. How farking pathetic. Im surprised they didnt put his stack of guns-n-ammo magazines up there cause there are scary pictures inside.

He could cause startlement with those airsofts....... Maybe even mild redness of the epidermis.

wantingout		2012-09-03 02:42:58 AM

1 votes:

Mr. Ekshun: I don't get the "scary" thing either - he can only use one effectively at a time.We don't assume that someone with a drawer full of forks is going to use all of them against every piece of food they see, do we?

/Except for Americans, that is.

oh c'mon! you can't eat doritos with a fork!

JackalRabbit		2012-09-03 01:32:15 AM

1 votes:

Pribar:

Hell if 2 is a arsenal then what do I have?

fetish

MattyBlast		2012-09-03 01:30:55 AM

1 votes:

Two guns, one cop.

JackalRabbit		2012-09-03 01:25:16 AM

1 votes:

INeedAName: First thing I was ever taught about handling a gun, never point it at something you don't intend to kill.

what if his intention was to kill the sky? then he did nothing wrong.

Snargi		2012-09-03 01:12:01 AM

1 votes:

So some gangsta walked by and popped a couple of shots off at a rival's car and this poor guy is immediately accused of shooting his guns in the air?

bmfderek		2012-09-03 01:09:50 AM

1 votes:

MBooda: Shoot, a feller etc.
[media.screened.com image 768x576]

I can't believe that took so long.

MBooda		2012-09-03 01:06:29 AM

1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: twiztedjustin: 2 hand guns, legal under the 2nd Amendment, and a bunch of toys.

What is so "scary" about that, libmitter?

That somebody would want 32 machetes who wasn't the Zeta cartel is kind of scary to me.

Well he might have been an architect.
freemasonry.bcy.ca

Birnone		2012-09-03 01:03:49 AM

1 votes:

Two handguns is an arsenal now? I have zero guns so I'm very close to having an arsenal, yay me!

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2012-09-03 12:48:57 AM

1 votes:

flynn80		2012-09-03 12:47:25 AM

1 votes:

how much of it did the NYPD sell to him?

Sherman Potter		2012-09-03 12:46:30 AM

1 votes:

EIGHT BRASS KNUCKLES?!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

diaphoresis		2012-09-03 12:45:16 AM

1 votes:

styckx: twiztedjustin: 2 hand guns, legal under the 2nd Amendment, and a bunch of toys.

What is so "scary" about that, libmitter?

8/10.. Not too shabby..

I gave it a 9/10... the use of libmitter made the difference.

MAYORBOB		2012-09-03 12:44:35 AM

1 votes:

An air rifle? Didn't they realize they could have shot their eyes out?

ongbok		2012-09-03 12:37:13 AM

1 votes:

Was it this guy?
www.funnypictures.net.au

jaylectricity		2012-09-03 12:01:58 AM

1 votes:

So? If civilization breaks down, the military and police force stop caring about the citizens, are you gonna say, "Dude! Why do you have so much ammo?!?!?!"

No...you'll probably be sucking his dick for the right to be near him with your children in hopes that you have some semblance of safety.