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(New York Daily News)   Cops recovered two handguns, 26 magazines, 10,537 rounds of ammunition, 32 machetes, 60 knives, 16 air pistols, an air rifle, seven tasers, eight brass knuckles, nine batons and 10 handcuffs, upon executing a search warrant   (nydailynews.com) divider line 233
    More: Scary, air guns, Manx consorts, Michael Millazzo, Astoria, ammunition  
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2012-09-02 08:50:29 PM  
Why did all those things need new covers?
 
2012-09-02 08:54:14 PM  
♫ And a cartridge in an M3 ♫
 
2012-09-02 08:57:07 PM  
eight brass knuckles.

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Come at me, bro
 
2012-09-02 09:01:20 PM  
This guy is the real reason ammo is so expensive.

/32 machetes? That yard had better be beautiful.
 
2012-09-02 09:07:56 PM  
That seems sane.
 
2012-09-02 09:08:55 PM  
Also, why all that and only two actual guns?
 
2012-09-02 09:09:53 PM  
Meh, that's just a small booth at a gun show.
 
2012-09-02 09:41:30 PM  
Everybody needs a hobby.
 
2012-09-02 09:43:23 PM  
In before the 2nd Amendment derp.
 
2012-09-02 10:06:43 PM  
What 10,000 rounds of ammo may look like.

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-09-02 10:22:24 PM  
I'm glad they got him on firing his gun into the air, but if he hadn't done something stupid like that, he really only owns two handguns. He has magazines for guns he didn't have, and I'm guessing not all of that ammunition was for the two handguns.

Maybe he sells this stuff on the street.
 
2012-09-02 11:17:33 PM  

Dr. Goldshnoz: This guy is the real reason ammo is so expensive.

/32 machetes? That yard had better be beautiful.


.. and totally banana-free!
 
2012-09-02 11:24:53 PM  
That sounds like a store.
 
2012-09-02 11:29:51 PM  

violentsalvation: That sounds like a store.


Stabbings-R-Us?
 
2012-09-02 11:47:38 PM  

GAT_00: violentsalvation: That sounds like a store.

Stabbings-R-Us?


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2012-09-02 11:50:12 PM  

GAT_00: Also, why all that and only two actual guns?


I thought so too until I saw the pic in the link. There's got to be something wrong with a guy that only owns black weapons.
 
2012-09-02 11:54:24 PM  
Better check with these lists to ensure accuracy

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2012-09-02 11:54:39 PM  
Twenty-six magazines? Hell, that's nothing. My grandmother has every issue of National Geographic since 1968.
 
2012-09-03 12:01:58 AM  
So? If civilization breaks down, the military and police force stop caring about the citizens, are you gonna say, "Dude! Why do you have so much ammo?!?!?!"

No...you'll probably be sucking his dick for the right to be near him with your children in hopes that you have some semblance of safety.
 
2012-09-03 12:19:17 AM  
chicagoist.com

Is impressed.
 
2012-09-03 12:32:15 AM  

jaylectricity: So? If civilization breaks down, the military and police force stop caring about the citizens, are you gonna say, "Dude! Why do you have so much ammo?!?!?!"

No...you'll probably be sucking his dick for the right to be near him with your children in hopes that you have some semblance of safety.


If civilization breaks down, he'll be so busy jacking off to the idea that his entire house will be stripped of everything not bolted down anyway.

/Don't particularly care one way or the other about his collection, other than he's apparently the kind of dumb shiat that fires guns into the air in his neighborhood for no reason.
 
2012-09-03 12:35:51 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ And a cartridge in an M3 ♫


Done in two.
 
2012-09-03 12:37:13 AM  
Was it this guy?
www.funnypictures.net.au
 
2012-09-03 12:37:26 AM  
2 hand guns, legal under the 2nd Amendment, and a bunch of toys.

What is so "scary" about that, libmitter?
 
JVD
2012-09-03 12:40:13 AM  
LOL, is that all they found?

Probably has 8k rounds of .22LR too.

I don't think arsenal means what they think it means.
 
2012-09-03 12:40:59 AM  
thats one utility belt on an LAPD cop
 
2012-09-03 12:41:06 AM  

twiztedjustin: 2 hand guns, legal under the 2nd Amendment, and a bunch of toys.

What is so "scary" about that, libmitter?


8/10.. Not too shabby..
 
2012-09-03 12:41:37 AM  
"Eccentric"?
Must be rich.
 
2012-09-03 12:42:21 AM  
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32 machetes & 60 knives? 

You realize that means there was a point where he already had like 15 machetes in an apartment and said "you know what I REALLY need right now? Some MORE MACHETES!"... over and over. 

So were you buying them all, hoping to one day find the PERFECT machete for your apartment?
 
2012-09-03 12:42:29 AM  
In other news, someone was found with 2,000 baseball cards and some comic books.

Oh, noes!!!
 
2012-09-03 12:44:35 AM  
An air rifle? Didn't they realize they could have shot their eyes out?
 
2012-09-03 12:44:46 AM  
Amazing how many comments here and in TFA seem to miss the point that this nut FIRED HIS GUN INTO THE AIR in a residential area. That's third-world shiat right there, and I don't take kindly to it.


/If he fired it straight up it would hurt, but not kill. Mythbusters said so.
 
2012-09-03 12:45:16 AM  

styckx: twiztedjustin: 2 hand guns, legal under the 2nd Amendment, and a bunch of toys.

What is so "scary" about that, libmitter?

8/10.. Not too shabby..


I gave it a 9/10... the use of libmitter made the difference.
 
2012-09-03 12:45:48 AM  
www.hms-studios.com

No bat'leth? Your collection is incomplete.
 
2012-09-03 12:45:55 AM  
Cops don't know why Michael Millazzo had a cache of guns and ammo in his Astoria, Queens, apartment.

Because he's a sad, pathetic loser? He's the rugged, manly version of a cat lady
 
2012-09-03 12:46:30 AM  
EIGHT BRASS KNUCKLES?!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
 
2012-09-03 12:47:22 AM  

EatenTheSun: What 10,000 rounds of ammo may look like.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 220x220]


No, it's shown in the pic. Whole table full of brass.
 
2012-09-03 12:47:25 AM  
how much of it did the NYPD sell to him?
 
2012-09-03 12:47:53 AM  

twiztedjustin: 2 hand guns, legal under the 2nd Amendment, and a bunch of toys.

What is so "scary" about that, libmitter?


That somebody would want 32 machetes who wasn't the Zeta cartel is kind of scary to me.
 
2012-09-03 12:48:57 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-03 12:49:23 AM  
Machetes are illegal? I have a machete right now, it's from Home Depot.
 
2012-09-03 12:49:27 AM  
I don't get the "scary" thing either - he can only use one effectively at a time.We don't assume that someone with a drawer full of forks is going to use all of them against every piece of food they see, do we?

/Except for Americans, that is.
 
2012-09-03 12:50:13 AM  
Arrested for owning 5 rifles and a handgun? Why do locales get to pick what amendments they get to have? 

What if your city decided a free press wasn't in their best interest? Or the right to vote?
 
2012-09-03 12:50:30 AM  
Hmmm when I think of a "massive arsenal" I do not think of two handguns...and yeah for a serious shooter 10k rounds really isn't that much. Hell my Dad's friend was an antique gun collector and gunsmith and must have had between 3-400 in his house. Of course a lot of those were muzzle loaders...
 
2012-09-03 12:52:44 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Cops don't know why Michael Millazzo had a cache of guns and ammo in his Astoria, Queens, apartment.

Because he's a sad, pathetic loser? He's the rugged, manly version of a cat lady


When the Zombie Apocalypse comes you'll be kissing the *** of whomever has enough toys like that!

/SQUIRREL
 
2012-09-03 12:52:55 AM  

Lsherm: I'm glad they got him on firing his gun into the air, but if he hadn't done something stupid like that, he really only owns two handguns. He has magazines for guns he didn't have, and I'm guessing not all of that ammunition was for the two handguns.

Maybe he sells this stuff on the street.


He's in New York. Unlicensed possession of a pistol or pistol ammo is a crime, I think a felony. What would be fun to do would be to challenge state ownership restrictions based on in being violation of the commerce clause. Cuz hey, if states can't legalize pot then they can't criminalize guns.
 
2012-09-03 12:53:14 AM  

Gyrfalcon: twiztedjustin: 2 hand guns, legal under the 2nd Amendment, and a bunch of toys.

What is so "scary" about that, libmitter?

That somebody would want 32 machetes who wasn't the Zeta cartel is kind of scary to me.


Why?
 
2012-09-03 12:53:17 AM  
And??
 
2012-09-03 12:53:32 AM  
Shoot, a feller etc.
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2012-09-03 12:54:00 AM  

Farty McPooPants: Arrested for owning 5 rifles and a handgun? Why do locales get to pick what amendments they get to have? 

What if your city decided a free press wasn't in their best interest? Or the right to vote?


He didn't get arrested for owning firearms, he was arrested for firing a gun into the air in a residential community. Why do you just ignore that fact?

The funny thing about it is now he will most likely get him guns taken away.
 
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