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(Entertainmentwise)   Literally just inventing things for women to be self conscious about, Eva Longoria will help solve the crippling problem of women who don't like eating steak while men are around   (entertainmentwise.com) divider line 249
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2012-09-03 10:31:46 AM

The Great EZE: bump: I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

See ladies? You can walk the line and still be smart and sexy. He WANTS to see you eat that steak and any man who says otherwise is a Sally.

If a woman literally vomits at red meat, it is the biggest clue that she's a dead fish in the sack (aka: Passion = Lay there and submit.) Chances are good that they're also the boney, pasty-white self-rightous anemic types too...

Okay, I know Fark has its fair share of "quirks" when it comes to dating and the like (are we still obsessing over that plump lady just because she's a redhead?) but this is a bit much. Forgive the fark out of me if I don't want to see my girl transform into a caveman at the sight of red meat. Of course, I'm not some evil ogre. If she likes steak she likes steak. But...you know...I wouldn't hate it if she didn't.


maybe she's a dead fish in the sack if your secretly gay
 
2012-09-03 10:32:51 AM

Shadow Blasko: Bendal: o "show the cow a picture of fire"

"Was it branded as a calf? Then it's done"


/My fav


Damn, that is great. I'm using it.
 
2012-09-03 10:36:12 AM
No Men?

Who the Fark is going to pay the check?
 
2012-09-03 10:38:53 AM

Turbo Cojones: No Men?

Who the Fark is going to pay the check?


obviously teh husbands credit check card
 
2012-09-03 10:40:31 AM

Turbo Cojones: Who the Fark is going to pay the check?


Hollywood
 
2012-09-03 10:40:49 AM

Lsherm:
My wife and I go to steakhouses all the time, and I apologize up front the waiter and the chef for her order. She always gets the same thing: filet, butterflied, cooked well done and served with a bottle of A1.


ALMOST owed me a keyboard.
 
2012-09-03 10:41:07 AM

kiwimoogle84: My stepfather once taught me "If you bring a man a steak you cooked, and he asks for sauce, you should be insulted."

Wise dad. Taught me to cook everything I know.

/loves me a thick pink prime rib
//smothered in horseradish


In another steak thread on Fark, I recall this (paraphrased) line.

Waittress asks if I'll need any A-1.

"I better not."
 
2012-09-03 10:44:23 AM

John Buck 41: kiwimoogle84: My stepfather once taught me "If you bring a man a steak you cooked, and he asks for sauce, you should be insulted."

Wise dad. Taught me to cook everything I know.

/loves me a thick pink prime rib
//smothered in horseradish

In another steak thread on Fark, I recall this (paraphrased) line.

Waittress asks if I'll need any A-1.

"I better not."


A-1? U SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
 
2012-09-03 10:45:22 AM
Waittress asks if I'll need any A-1.

"I better not."


I said that to waitress in the 70's and got a dirty look.
 
2012-09-03 10:48:05 AM

luktti: Waittress asks if I'll need any A-1.

"I better not."

I said that to waitress in the 70's and got a dirty look.


Did you ever go back?
 
2012-09-03 10:50:20 AM
Dear Eva Longoria,

Stop making my gender look bad.

/well, at least she doesn't make it look as bad as Sarah Palin does....
 
2012-09-03 10:54:40 AM

911Jenny: I've never understood how an adult woman is embarassed to do anything in front of the man she bangs.

I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

See ladies? You can walk the line and still be smart and sexy. He WANTS to see you eat that steak and any man who says otherwise is a Sally.


Something about your post smells

You sound like some fictionalized account of what "men want" rather than just being yourself
 
2012-09-03 10:57:10 AM

John Buck 41: Did you ever go back?


Yes, but had to as it was on my route.
But the steak was great nonetheless.
 
2012-09-03 10:59:02 AM

kokomo61: kiwimoogle84: My stepfather once taught me "If you bring a man a steak you cooked, and he asks for sauce, you should be insulted."

Wise dad. Taught me to cook everything I know.

/loves me a thick pink prime rib
//smothered in horseradish



Was your stepdad insulted when you smothered it in horseradish sauce?


No no no. A prime rib is supposed to be smothered in horseradish. He's referring to if he asks for actual steak sauce.
 
2012-09-03 11:00:33 AM

Mr. Right: Gee, I always thought they ordered the lobster to see if I could afford them, not because they were afraid to eat steak in front of me.


I dated a girl like that in high school. I think she scanned the menu for the biggest numbers, not what she would actually like. However, being a teenage boy, I bought those dinners because... well, you know.

My wife has a masters in Microbiology, works in a lab, and won't eat bloody meat. More for me. She can tear up a well done hamburger though.
 
2012-09-03 11:00:38 AM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: My stepfather once taught me "If you bring a man a steak you cooked, and he asks for sauce, you should be insulted."

Wise dad. Taught me to cook everything I know.

/loves me a thick pink prime rib
//smothered in horseradish

My spidey-sense told me I'd find you in here.

Marinate in Andria's. Mmmmmmm.


Why yes, yes I am.

I make my own marinades. I find a simple balsamic vinegar, Worcestershire, olive oil, raw garlic, sautéed onion, rosemary and a pinch of brown sugar works wonders. I salt and pepper when they're on the grill.
 
2012-09-03 11:02:52 AM
here's a hint -Cut your steak piece just a tad smaller than NEW JERSEY before you try to stuff into your chops.

However there's something to be said for gagging at the dinner table.
 
2012-09-03 11:04:33 AM

ShobuZukuri: Really, I'm the first?

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She learned that move from her husband.
 
2012-09-03 11:04:43 AM
Steak thread.
MMMMMMMMMMMM.
 
2012-09-03 11:07:55 AM

Marcintosh: here's a hint -Cut your steak piece just a tad smaller than NEW JERSEY before you try to stuff into your chops.

However there's something to be said for gagging at the dinner table.


A woman who gags isn't a keeper. Look for the ones who can swallow it whole.

/life lessons by Kiwi
//the more you know
 
2012-09-03 11:10:44 AM

JonZoidberg: Mr. Right: Gee, I always thought they ordered the lobster to see if I could afford them, not because they were afraid to eat steak in front of me.

I dated a girl like that in high school. I think she scanned the menu for the biggest numbers, not what she would actually like. However, being a teenage boy, I bought those dinners because... well, you know.

My wife has a masters in Microbiology, works in a lab, and won't eat bloody meat. More for me. She can tear up a well done hamburger though.


I bought those dinners for the same reason. And it was frequently a good investment, even back in the day when good girls didn't do that.

My wife will eat bloody meat, the bloodier the better. One cattle rancher friend of ours looked at her idea of a perfectly done steak and allowed as how he'd had critters hurt worse than that survive! She's also not afraid to eat that steak in front of anybody.
 
2012-09-03 11:10:53 AM

Marcintosh: here's a hint -Cut your steak piece just a tad smaller than NEW JERSEY before you try to stuff into your chops.

However there's something to be said for gagging at the dinner table.


what if NJ is GAYR than san francisco, meaning GAY
 
2012-09-03 11:11:52 AM

kokomo61: Eva Longoria is experiencing the perils of the restaurant business firsthand. ...



Okay, I think I need new glasses. I read that as "Eva Longoria is experiencing the penis of the restaurant business firsthand."
 
2012-09-03 11:11:56 AM
Here's a solution

www.sott.net
 
2012-09-03 11:18:45 AM
Eva Longoria noted as an avid hunter; is famous for eating what she kills

www.eonline.com

Huntress
 
2012-09-03 11:22:19 AM
So, she's opening a boutique restaurant for women who don't have dates or are having bacheorette parties. Got it.
 
2012-09-03 11:26:00 AM
It's not sexist when women do it.
 
2012-09-03 11:30:32 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: I love women who love steak and blowjobs.


Giving, or receiving?
 
2012-09-03 11:32:30 AM
Thanks for mutton.
 
2012-09-03 11:32:41 AM

kiwimoogle84: Marcintosh: here's a hint -Cut your steak piece just a tad smaller than NEW JERSEY before you try to stuff into your chops.

However there's something to be said for gagging at the dinner table.

A woman who gags isn't a keeper. Look for the ones who can swallow it whole.

/life lessons by Kiwi
//the more you know


Hey, at least she's trying.
 
2012-09-03 11:34:31 AM
so pedestrian
 
2012-09-03 11:34:47 AM

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.


After my divorce (and before my second wife) I dated a woman who had no problem with this. We went out one night to the local steak and ale and she tore into hers like a gator tears into a redneck who got lost in the swamp. It kinda scared me.
 
2012-09-03 11:41:56 AM

Coastalgrl: See, sometimes I do feel bad for eating red meat for health reasons but damnut a girl needs red meat every so often. But there is no reason to eat chicken. It doesn't *taste* like anything.


Treat yourself occasionally to better food. The ill effects of read meat are limited to corn fed beef. Grass fed beef is less forgiving and takes a little simple care to cook properly, but is not unhealthy and just as tasty, if not more.

As far as chicken goes, things without taste of their own still have texture and can be fantastic ingredients in a well executed dish, just as tofu can be disgusting, so too it can be awesome. But if you avoid the Qwik-Gro chicken found at the supermarket and get the more mature, range fed, organic variety favored by hippies you can discover what chicken actually tastes like.

Of course, a lot of people are put off by beef and chicken that have tastes different from what they are used to, but since you eat venison, that shouldn't be a problem for you.
 
2012-09-03 11:49:42 AM
What a luscious idiot: 

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2012-09-03 11:54:32 AM
So a lesbian restaurant who's special will be chewy beef drapes...
 
2012-09-03 12:01:23 PM

smed7: Coffee


Dude...I'm still giggling about this comment, literally hours later.
{ golf-clap }
 
2012-09-03 12:16:22 PM

hukedanfonix: Really? There are that many women who are that funny about steak? My wife and share a 2 pound sirloin from Doe's Eat Place on occasion(look em up if you want...farking HUGE steaks), cooked medium, and she doesn't care who sees. Hell, she dips her fries in the steak juice.


Why would you ruin a steak like that?
 
2012-09-03 12:17:25 PM
Nuke those wussy biatches.

I love a good steak.
 
2012-09-03 12:36:33 PM

LargeCanine: So, she's opening a boutique restaurant for women who don't have dates or are having bacheorette parties. Got it.


Basically, and as a woman, thinking of the type of women who would frequent this place, can't imagine anywhere I would prefer less to go.

/also, as has been mentioned, how is this legal?
 
2012-09-03 12:48:57 PM

Lsherm: serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.

My wife and I go to steakhouses all the time, and I apologize up front the waiter and the chef for her order. She always gets the same thing: filet, butterflied, cooked well done and served with a bottle of A1. I did not know this about her before we got married, but 20+ years in it's too late to dump her for that reason alone. Still, I have to deal with the embarrassment of her sending her steak back (and she always does) because the chef never delivers the steak as well done as she'd like - which is to say charcoal.

Occasionally she'll mix it up and get a ribeye, and she'll cut off the marbled, fatty portion and ask the waiter to have them cook it further since "she doesn't want it juicy." I've never said anything about it, but her brother once asked her if she wanted the kitchen to murder a baby at the same time, since that was equivalent to the injustice she was doing to her steak.


Are you eating it? No? Then shut the hell up about how someone else wants to. Christ.
 
2012-09-03 12:55:32 PM

burning_bridge: Are you eating it? No? Then shut the hell up about how someone else wants to. Christ.


Are you being forced to read his posts? No? Then shut the hell up about how someone else wants to post. Glob.
 
2012-09-03 12:56:39 PM
This sounds like another one of those deals where somebody talks some ditz celebrity into lending their name to a "concept" restaurant. I hope whoever is her financial adviser kept her from putting any money into it herself. You'd take less risk sending your money to a Nigerian prince than investing it in a restaurant.
 
2012-09-03 12:57:56 PM
Why do people put up with their significant others eating garbage? Surely there's a way to introduce them to properly prepared food. When my husband and I first met I was a vegetarian. Thankfully, I got over that, but the first time I had to order steak (ever in my life), I wasn't sure what to do. Since I was an adult, I didn't freak out and order a cut up well done steak with ketchup. I don't remember the cut, but I got it medium and enjoyed it thoroughly. I don't understand why so many people are terrified of properly cooked meat. Well-done is not properly cooked, it is over done.
 
2012-09-03 01:02:10 PM
I'd like to see her women-only steak house featured on "Hell's Kitchen".

cdn.blogs.sheknows.com
 
2012-09-03 01:05:59 PM

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.


I intended to come into the thread to say this. Then I RTA. I would fully support some kind of female friendly steak place with an eye towards a comfortable environment and maybe some equivalent of steak somaliers to help women who are uncomfortable find their inner carnivore.

The women only steak house proposed in the article, however, is probably doomed to failure. I could be wrong but I doubt there are enough women who want to go to girls night out at a steak house on a consistent basis to make this work.

Guess we'll see.
 
2012-09-03 01:09:39 PM
Oh, for stupid! Now, a women's only corn dog shack would be a good idea. For women who want to eat a corn dog and maintain eye contact.
 
2012-09-03 01:22:14 PM

Di Atribe: serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.

I'm surprised to see this post from someone who lives in Texas. I will eat the fark out of a steak, I don't care who's watching.


Seconded. My favorite cut of red meat is the porterhouse, which I actually rarely order because it would take me days to finish. I usually go with the petit filet but I do generally prefer a fattier cut of meat.
 
2012-09-03 01:29:18 PM
Who the fark hires a male cook for a womens only restaurant? Whatever, this whole entire thing is bat-guano crazy...
 
2012-09-03 01:30:17 PM
Rare? Is that a north American thing to overcook your steak? Over here we eat them blue.

:p
 
2012-09-03 01:40:07 PM
I had a (male) coworker of mine over for dinner a few weeks ago. I bought some gorgeous USDA prime filets and cooked them in a cast iron pan to medium rare. He remarked, "How are you single? I don't understand how that happens when you cook amazing steak."

/not terribly interested in him - he's a hipster
//and we live in the same cube, which would really just be asking for trouble
 
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