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(Entertainmentwise)   Literally just inventing things for women to be self conscious about, Eva Longoria will help solve the crippling problem of women who don't like eating steak while men are around   ( entertainmentwise.com) divider line
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2012-09-02 09:04:43 PM  
"I don't like men knowing what I look like while I'm stuffing my face full of hot meat."
 
2012-09-02 10:54:09 PM  
Simple solution: find a vore fetishist.
 
2012-09-02 10:56:45 PM  
Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.
 
2012-09-02 11:03:19 PM  
-Feminism?
 
2012-09-02 11:05:31 PM  
who ?
 
2012-09-02 11:06:29 PM  
If they don't want to be seen eating steak, they should put up meat curtains around their tables
 
2012-09-02 11:07:17 PM  

alienated: who ?


Evan Longoria. He's an MLB player.
 
2012-09-02 11:10:13 PM  
Then you charge extra to not tag their names to their meat stuffed faces on the company facebook page.
 
2012-09-02 11:26:25 PM  

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me.


I dated a girl who wouldn't brush her teeth in front of me.
 
2012-09-02 11:27:24 PM  
I love women who love steak and blowjobs.
 
2012-09-02 11:40:02 PM  

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.


The hell you say? That's a real thing? I feel sad that women are being deprived of good beef for silly gender roles BS.

/Filet Mignon is a perfectly lady-like cut of beef.
//pretty much anything without in-cut bones or excess fat is good.
 
2012-09-02 11:42:44 PM  

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.


I'm surprised to see this post from someone who lives in Texas. I will eat the fark out of a steak, I don't care who's watching.
 
2012-09-02 11:46:41 PM  
If you haven't got the ovaries to eat around other people because of their sex: you don't deserve to eat good food.

All you get in your rations is nutraloaf, green drink(a Japanese thing, very vile yet healthy), and cilantro for seasoning until you grow a pair an put something worth eating on your plate.
 
2012-09-03 12:08:40 AM  

doglover: If you haven't got the ovaries to eat around other people because of their sex: you don't deserve to eat good food.

All you get in your rations is nutraloaf, green drink(a Japanese thing, very vile yet healthy), and cilantro for seasoning until you grow a pair an put something worth eating on your plate.


Nutraloaf is cruel and unusual.
 
2012-09-03 12:21:26 AM  

teto85: doglover: If you haven't got the ovaries to eat around other people because of their sex: you don't deserve to eat good food.

All you get in your rations is nutraloaf, green drink(a Japanese thing, very vile yet healthy), and cilantro for seasoning until you grow a pair an put something worth eating on your plate.

Nutraloaf is cruel and unusual.


Not nearly cruel or unusual like "green juice"

Seriously.
 
2012-09-03 12:26:41 AM  
I mean seriously, off the self "green juice" is used as a penalty drink for people on game shows.

It's awful.

And even the meekest of mice will venture forth from their hidey hole for a peanut or other delicacy.

If you can't eat steak in front of other people, you need therapy. Aversion therapy with awful grub is the best way, as it meets nutritional requirements so you don't get scurvy or something.
 
2012-09-03 12:29:08 AM  

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.


My wife and I go to steakhouses all the time, and I apologize up front the waiter and the chef for her order. She always gets the same thing: filet, butterflied, cooked well done and served with a bottle of A1. I did not know this about her before we got married, but 20+ years in it's too late to dump her for that reason alone. Still, I have to deal with the embarrassment of her sending her steak back (and she always does) because the chef never delivers the steak as well done as she'd like - which is to say charcoal.

Occasionally she'll mix it up and get a ribeye, and she'll cut off the marbled, fatty portion and ask the waiter to have them cook it further since "she doesn't want it juicy." I've never said anything about it, but her brother once asked her if she wanted the kitchen to murder a baby at the same time, since that was equivalent to the injustice she was doing to her steak.
 
2012-09-03 01:39:45 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I love women who love steak and blowjobs.


But the problem is that they're choosing one over the other. And guess which one...the one you can't watch them do.
 
2012-09-03 01:42:29 AM  
Whatever. I just chewed every last morsel off a rare ribeye and washed it down with bourbon (neat).
 
2012-09-03 02:18:58 AM  
I bet they only serve their steak well done cuz they don't want the icky blood and germs and stuff. Get it? Cuz their women? Being judged on the steak they eat...oh..now it makes sense.
 
2012-09-03 02:26:30 AM  
I did not know this about her before we got married, but 20+ years in it's too late to dump her for that reason alone. Still, I have to deal with the embarrassment of her sending her steak back (and she always does) because the chef never delivers the steak as well done as she'd like - which is to say charcoal.

My wife does the same thing and she's from friggin Iowa. I just assumed, you know, that she'd know how to eat a steak. I don't, I can't. Sigh..I don't remember it coming up before we got married and now it's been almost 21 years so yeah, I suck it up and just die a little inside each time.
 
2012-09-03 02:41:36 AM  
The simple way to fix this is to have the guy order a plate of the girliest thing on the menu.
 
2012-09-03 02:44:10 AM  
"Eat the steak, or so help me god I'm talking about anime."
 
2012-09-03 02:59:28 AM  

alienated: who ?


img2.timeinc.net

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-03 03:14:05 AM  
When you lose every job offer to Sofia Vergara you gotta get desperate for attention. I say we're about four months away from her getting hammered, showing up at the Teen Choice Awards and queefing "Call Me Maybe"
 
2012-09-03 03:26:52 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: When you lose every job offer to Sofia Vergara you gotta get desperate for attention. I say we're about four months away from her getting hammered, showing up at the Teen Choice Awards and queefing "Call Me Maybe"


Ok. I'd probably watch that.
Now if she queefed Gangnam style, I'd definitely watch it.
 
2012-09-03 03:45:19 AM  
This is all about the bachelorette parties.

They really don't want men around because they know they're going to get drunk off their asses wearing dong hats.
 
2012-09-03 04:41:54 AM  
Pfft... that's bullshiat. My husband had never had a good steak before we met. His family is from some horrible place where all steak is pan fried, well done, and smothered in some sort of sauce. I took him to a proper steakhouse and ordered him a medium rare ribeye. NOW he gets it.

Women who won't eat steak don't deserve the damn steak. Damn it.
 
2012-09-03 06:30:08 AM  
Is that even legal? Or is okay, because it's for chicks, and that's how 'equality' works?
 
2012-09-03 06:31:06 AM  
This will never work. No men? Who's going to pay for dinner?
 
2012-09-03 06:35:04 AM  
so when are even more vain and retarded than previously noted??
LOL
shocking news

WHY would anyone care that you eat steak?
WHY would you want to every date someone who cared??

and you wonder why some women will always be treated as second class citizens??

BOOM
 
2012-09-03 06:36:11 AM  

Ambivalence: serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.

The hell you say? That's a real thing? I feel sad that women are being deprived of good beef for silly gender roles BS.

/Filet Mignon is a perfectly lady-like cut of beef.
//pretty much anything without in-cut bones or excess fat is good.


I RTFA and said "WTF?" If you're afraid to enjoy food in front of your man you're reallt f*cked up and have a bad relationship.
MrS and I enjoy a good steak.

/grass fed
 
2012-09-03 06:37:56 AM  
It don't mean a thing if she doesn't swallow and sing.
 
2012-09-03 06:41:45 AM  

Lsherm: My wife and I go to steakhouses all the time, and I apologize up front the waiter and the chef for her order. She always gets the same thing: filet, butterflied, cooked well done and served with a bottle of A1. I did not know this about her before we got married, but 20+ years in it's too late to dump her for that reason alone. Still, I have to deal with the embarrassment of her sending her steak back (and she always does) because the chef never delivers the steak as well done as she'd like - which is to say charcoal.

Occasionally she'll mix it up and get a ribeye, and she'll cut off the marbled, fatty portion and ask the waiter to have them cook it further since "she doesn't want it juicy." I've never said anything about it, but her brother once asked her if she wanted the kitchen to murder a baby at the same time, since that was equivalent to the injustice she was doing to her steak.


That would be my grandpa. Both his steak and his toast he wants burnt to a crisp. The funny thing is he thinks he likes good steak. All I can think is you could do shoe leather the same way and it'd taste the same. If you like your shiat burnt fine, but why buy expensive stuff? Just get the cheapest cut of meat, you won't know the difference.
 
2012-09-03 06:42:51 AM  
This can't be a real thing. Odds on this being some kind of massive troll? I'd rather believe that she's yanking everyone's chains as opposed to the premise that there are women out there who are that insecure.
 
2012-09-03 06:42:56 AM  
That's weird. I've always found that heartily tucking in to a nice, juicy rare steak with glee in front of the menfolk gets them excited...
 
2012-09-03 06:43:29 AM  

RancidSorbet: Pfft... that's bullshiat. My husband had never had a good steak before we met. His family is from some horrible place where all steak is pan fried, well done, and smothered in some sort of sauce. I took him to a proper steakhouse and ordered him a medium rare ribeye. NOW he gets it.

Women who won't eat steak don't deserve the damn steak. Damn it.


That's how steak is cooked in my house
 
2012-09-03 06:44:34 AM  

Dr.Zom: This will never work. No men? Who's going to pay for dinner?


dingdingding! there's a little reality.

if i knew back then what i know now it would be all hookers and happiness, and i'd have a crapload of money in the bank.
 
2012-09-03 06:45:25 AM  
If they're trying to keep from being judged for what they're eating I think they've got it backwards. It seems to me that women judge each other's eating habits FAR more often than men do.

Also... do women really want to watch female Cirque du Soleil performers while eating steak? I can barely believe that someone thinks this is a good idea; this sounds like an overwrought mess whose clientele is a group that exists largely in the imagination of the self-conscious, out-of-touch celebrity who invented it.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is....

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-03 06:45:46 AM  
That's not going to rake in any money.

If two women go there, then one will order the salad and the the other will order the steak.
They will nibble the shiat out of each others meal, drink buckets of cheap water and will stay for HOURS making damn sure no-one else gets to sit there.

But of course, the desserts might actually ensure a break even.
Just make sure there are so many delicious kinds, that they'll have to order two, so they can compare them.
 
mhd
2012-09-03 06:47:31 AM  
So, public + steak = teh sadness, but salad + alone = unnatural glee?
 
2012-09-03 06:48:05 AM  

Moonfisher: That's weird. I've always found that heartily tucking in to a nice, juicy rare steak with glee in front of the menfolk gets them excited...


No, that's called angry - we hope to get leftovers.
 
2012-09-03 06:49:36 AM  
My wife was used to steak very well done before we met because her parents were overly paranoid about health concerns, but by slowly working on it (and having a meat thermometer to show her that yes it is done) I now have her accustomed to a nice medium
 
2012-09-03 06:51:48 AM  
Wait what....

This is bats hit insane....who the hell gives a shiat about what their other half is eating in front of them? In fact in all honesty if a girl I was seeing ordered a 24oz Rump Steak, i would 100% high five her and probably make love to her there and then.


/is going to open a restaurant that just serves steak and allows you to penetrate your good lady over the table.
 
2012-09-03 06:54:44 AM  

Public Savant: Moonfisher: That's weird. I've always found that heartily tucking in to a nice, juicy rare steak with glee in front of the menfolk gets them excited...

No, that's called angry - we hope to get leftovers.


lol, there is no such thing as "leftover steak".

/once demolished a 20oz porterhouse
 
2012-09-03 06:55:16 AM  
I wonder if/how they'll celebrate steak and a blowjob day.
 
2012-09-03 06:55:20 AM  

IBreakdance2NIN: Public Savant: Moonfisher: That's weird. I've always found that heartily tucking in to a nice, juicy rare steak with glee in front of the menfolk gets them excited...

No, that's called angry - we hope to get leftovers.

lol, there is no such thing as "leftover steak".

/once demolished a 20oz porterhouse


Oh, and it was rare.
 
2012-09-03 06:55:44 AM  
Japanese chicks like it raw.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-03 07:00:01 AM  
Way back in the early 80's I was stationed at Ft. Hood, living off post with a friend and his 19 y/o wife. She was friends with all the young nubiles in the neighborhood, so there was an endless stream of 16-18 y/o girls at our apt. Every single one of them was mortified at the thought of a boy seeing them eat anything. Not just steak. A couple of years later when I met my wife, our first date was at a steak house as a sort of test to see if she subscribed to this silliness. She thought I was crazy when I explained the look on my face when she tore into her rib-eye with gusto. So, it's been around for a while.
 
2012-09-03 07:04:26 AM  
Really, I'm the first?

www.festajukebox.com.br
 
2012-09-03 07:04:38 AM  
So we get to add #11 to this list ofspectacularly failed celebrity restaurants? Awesome
 
2012-09-03 07:10:55 AM  
See, sometimes I do feel bad for eating red meat for health reasons but damnut a girl needs red meat every so often. But there is no reason to eat chicken. It doesn't *taste* like anything. There is lamb, pork, fish, venison, so many tasty other things.

/likes her steak rare
//fillet if I can get it, NY strip works too. I don't generally cook the fillet myself since I'm too afraid of ruining it. Respect the cut.
 
2012-09-03 07:13:49 AM  
I never knew not eating steak in front of guys was a thing.

/like my steak seared on the outside for flavor, just warm on the inside
 
2012-09-03 07:14:32 AM  
What is this? I don't even...

If you want steak eat some goddamn steak. If you're dieting, why are you eating out? Does it not count if you spend a hundred bucks for your steak? Did you tell every guy you've ever dated that you're a vegetarian and you need a place to eat meat in secret?

Women, this is why guys don't bother to try to understand you. After we learn a few of these gems, it just seems pointless to keep trying. We realize everything about you is random shiat you make up on the spot then go to absurd lengths to live the lie...like building a girls-only steak house.
 
2012-09-03 07:15:59 AM  

Lsherm: serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.

My wife and I go to steakhouses all the time, and I apologize up front the waiter and the chef for her order. She always gets the same thing: filet, butterflied, cooked well done and served with a bottle of A1. I did not know this about her before we got married, but 20+ years in it's too late to dump her for that reason alone. Still, I have to deal with the embarrassment of her sending her steak back (and she always does) because the chef never delivers the steak as well done as she'd like - which is to say charcoal.

Occasionally she'll mix it up and get a ribeye, and she'll cut off the marbled, fatty portion and ask the waiter to have them cook it further since "she doesn't want it juicy." I've never said anything about it, but her brother once asked her if she wanted the kitchen to murder a baby at the same time, since that was equivalent to the injustice she was doing to her steak.



Why even take her to a steakhouse???
 
2012-09-03 07:16:04 AM  
I don't know who that old whore is, but I'll be damned if she's gonna tell me where I can or can't eat!
 
2012-09-03 07:19:59 AM  

jtown: What is this? I don't even...

If you want steak eat some goddamn steak. If you're dieting, why are you eating out? Does it not count if you spend a hundred bucks for your steak? Did you tell every guy you've ever dated that you're a vegetarian and you need a place to eat meat in secret?

Women, this is why guys don't bother to try to understand you. After we learn a few of these gems, it just seems pointless to keep trying. We realize everything about you is random shiat you make up on the spotor read in Cosmopolitan Magazine or Facebook. then go to absurd lengths to live the lie...like building a girls-only steak house.

 

I don't get it either.
 
2012-09-03 07:21:33 AM  

Moonfisher: That's weird. I've always found that heartily tucking in to a nice, juicy rare steak with glee in front of the menfolk gets them excited...


I lived with a remarkably hot (Shirley Manson style) psychotic redhead (redundancy detected) who loved her steak just like I do. Rare and served in a puddle of its own blood.

We got kicked out of an Outback (DON'T YOU BASTARDS JUDGE ME NOW) one night because our food was served before we had utensils.

She looked at me, grinned, and picked up her steak and started eating it. Apparently the site of it was upsetting to a nearby table... and when she "accidentally" let a couple drops of juice land on her cleavage, they complained and we were asked to leave. (They did comp the meal though... not that I cared. Her devilish look and gleeful giggles while tearing through that steak had me ready to go finish the meal in more... secluded surroundings anyway)


/god she was fun
 
2012-09-03 07:26:24 AM  
Um.... so because more traditional and misguided misogyny dictates that a woman should be dainty and hot tear in to a delicious steak, the way around this particular issue isn't to... oh say, just say 'fark it' and enjoy the steak?

If men love, say, salad but... because enjoying a decent salad is somehow less than masculine, the only way to enjoy it is in a woman-free environment?
 
2012-09-03 07:27:57 AM  
Sounds like a lesbo place. They probably don't like men seeing them sharing the big suasages.
 
2012-09-03 07:28:00 AM  

robohobo: Is that even legal? Or is okay, because it's for chicks, and that's how 'equality' works?


Yes, provided it's structured as a "club" with membership. See, for example, Curves and Healthworks gyms, and the Augusta National golf club, among others. They can't discriminate in hiring, but they can discriminate in membership.
 
2012-09-03 07:29:02 AM  
I read this yesterday, this isn't a repeat?

...

Dear God, did I read something NOT on Fark first?

Unpossible?
 
2012-09-03 07:39:25 AM  

iamrex: Whatever. I just chewed every last morsel off a rare ribeye and washed it down with bourbon (neat).


Oh darling!
 
2012-09-03 07:40:21 AM  

robohobo: Is that even legal? Or is okay, because it's for chicks, and that's how 'equality' works?


She's a big time so called progressive, so its OK for her to discriminate. Next year she will be opening a whites only dinner.
 
2012-09-03 07:40:54 AM  

Coastalgrl: See, sometimes I do feel bad for eating red meat for health reasons but damnut a girl needs red meat every so often. But there is no reason to eat chicken. It doesn't *taste* like anything. There is lamb, pork, fish, venison, so many tasty other things.

/likes her steak rare
//fillet if I can get it, NY strip works too. I don't generally cook the fillet myself since I'm too afraid of ruining it. Respect the cut.


Wipe it's ass, pull it's teeth,,and walk it back in forth in front of the fire a couple of times. That is the way a steak is done to perfection!

like my steak the way I like my women, cool and bloody a few days out of the month...
 
2012-09-03 07:42:35 AM  

Dr.Zom: This will never work. No men? Who's going to pay for dinner?


Comment of the Year.
 
2012-09-03 07:43:46 AM  
Ladies, I'm gonna leave you a valuable bit of truth right here: "MEN, DON'T, CARE."

/You wanna know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking "Boobs".
/Morning, noon, night.
 
2012-09-03 07:48:42 AM  

way south: Ladies, I'm gonna leave you a valuable bit of truth right here: "MEN, DON'T, CARE."

/You wanna know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking "Boobs".
/Morning, noon, night.


Yeah, I think its because they deal with other women being biatchy and judgemental behind their backs that they think men must do it, we don't
 
2012-09-03 07:51:53 AM  
She's got sharp doughy knees. Seriously, zoom in on her knees in that second pic. Wtf is going on there? Looks like she's got marbles under her skin. Too much steak maybe..
 
2012-09-03 07:53:36 AM  
My wife likes her steak butterflied and medium well; if it is still oozing pink juice in the middle she sends it back to recook. I like steak medium well also but not nearly as picky about the pink middle.

A friend of ours, OTOH, will tell the waiter to inform the cook to "show the cow a picture of fire" when she's describing how little she wants her steak cooked.
 
2012-09-03 07:57:36 AM  

doglover: Japanese chicks like it raw.


So does he
 
2012-09-03 07:58:54 AM  
I love well-done steak.
 
2012-09-03 08:00:56 AM  
Your biatch wants steak.

/oblig
 
2012-09-03 08:01:08 AM  

Bendal: o "show the cow a picture of fire"


"Was it branded as a calf? Then it's done"


/My fav
 
2012-09-03 08:02:44 AM  

Ambivalence: serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.

The hell you say? That's a real thing? I feel sad that women are being deprived of good beef for silly gender roles BS.

/Filet Mignon is a perfectly lady-like cut of beef.
//pretty much anything without in-cut bones or excess fat is good.


Okay, I'll bite. This has absolutely nothing to do with gender roles. Do you think women in Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, Montana are afraid of eating steak in front of a man?

Not every single neurotic adventure of a woman needs to be validated or associated with "gender role".

Men are not oppressing women by judging them for eating steak.

Be sad because these women are farking neurotic idiots, don't be sad because it's some sort of gender role thing.
 
2012-09-03 08:02:51 AM  

way south: Ladies, I'm gonna leave you a valuable bit of truth right here: "MEN, DON'T, CARE."

/You wanna know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking "Boobs".
/Morning, noon, night.



70% of women who answered yes to the question "Do you like the taste of beer?" also claim to put out on the first date.

100% of men who answered a question also put out on the first date.
 
2012-09-03 08:03:53 AM  

MesscanBandito: doglover: Japanese chicks like it raw.

So does he


DID he.

Get your tense right.
 
2012-09-03 08:04:57 AM  

Macular Degenerate: So we get to add #11 to this list ofspectacularly failed celebrity restaurants? Awesome


Sounds like she doesn't learn from experience:

Eva Longoria is experiencing the perils of the restaurant business firsthand. Just this week it was reported that restaurant and casino operator Landry's Restaurants Inc. has stepped in to prevent the closure of the Vegas location of Beso, the Latin-inspired steakhouse she opened with Chef Todd English. The restaurant has reportedly been operating in bankruptcy since January, and was forced to close temporarily last month to save money after losing more than $76,000 per month.
 
2012-09-03 08:14:31 AM  
I can see being embarrassed at not cooking a steak well, but embarrassed about eating it? Madness!
 
2012-09-03 08:29:11 AM  
I feel this is appropriate for this thread:

thegloss.com
 
2012-09-03 08:29:54 AM  
My wife was never afraid to eat steak in front of me. Initially, when we first started dating she wouldn't order it because she was sensitive to my law school budget. That being said, she knows how to order a steak and will devour the hell out of it.
 
2012-09-03 08:31:16 AM  
Why don't they learn to cook? I feel embarrassed for this business idea.
 
2012-09-03 08:47:05 AM  
I've never understood how an adult woman is embarassed to do anything in front of the man she bangs.

I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

See ladies? You can walk the line and still be smart and sexy. He WANTS to see you eat that steak and any man who says otherwise is a Sally.
 
2012-09-03 08:51:41 AM  
Really? There are that many women who are that funny about steak? My wife and share a 2 pound sirloin from Doe's Eat Place on occasion(look em up if you want...farking HUGE steaks), cooked medium, and she doesn't care who sees. Hell, she dips her fries in the steak juice.
 
2012-09-03 08:52:59 AM  

Shadow Blasko: Bendal: o "show the cow a picture of fire"

"Was it branded as a calf? Then it's done"


/My fav


"No, rare implies cooking, let it look at the oven in terror and bring it out to me"
 
2012-09-03 08:54:00 AM  
Steak, bloody rare, with good bread to soak up the blood. Screw the vegetables.

With a cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest.

Mr McStupid likes well-done steak and farking steak sauce. Well-done steak with "steak sauce" should be a felony. Yeah, I know.
 
2012-09-03 08:56:45 AM  
Does this mean Eva Longoria is not a vegetarian? I thought female celebs were supposed to be vegetarians. I'm sure she is targeting the wealthier women - aren't they all supposed to be vegetarians? Goddamnit, now my stereotypes are all farked up. Thanks a lot, biatch.
 
2012-09-03 08:57:21 AM  
Lessons to be learned:

1. Eva Longwhore is a stupid farking coont. 
2. See Lesson #1.
 
2012-09-03 08:59:47 AM  
Gee, I always thought they ordered the lobster to see if I could afford them, not because they were afraid to eat steak in front of me.
 
2012-09-03 09:01:06 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: When you lose every job offer to Sofia Vergara you gotta get desperate for attention. I say we're about four months away from her getting hammered, showing up at the Teen Choice Awards and queefing "Call Me Maybe"


Holy shiat I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself!
 
2012-09-03 09:01:57 AM  

Lsherm: My wife and I go to steakhouses all the time, and I apologize up front the waiter and the chef for her order. She always gets the same thing: filet, butterflied, cooked well done and served with a bottle of A1. I did not know this about her before we got married, but 20+ years in it's too late to dump her for that reason alone. Still, I have to deal with the embarrassment of her sending her steak back (and she always does) because the chef never delivers the steak as well done as she'd like - which is to say charcoal.

Occasionally she'll mix it up and get a ribeye, and she'll cut off the marbled, fatty portion and ask the waiter to have them cook it further since "she doesn't want it juicy." I've never said anything about it, but her brother once asked her if she wanted the kitchen to murder a baby at the same time, since that was equivalent to the injustice she was doing to her steak.



It is never too late to dump someone who orders their steak well done and with A1 sauce.
 
2012-09-03 09:02:14 AM  

SapperInTexas: This can't be a real thing. Odds on this being some kind of massive troll? I'd rather believe that she's yanking everyone's chains as opposed to the premise that there are women out there who are that insecure.


You're new to this planet, aren't you?
 
2012-09-03 09:02:48 AM  

911Jenny: I've never understood how an adult woman is embarassed to do anything in front of the man she bangs.

I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

See ladies? You can walk the line and still be smart and sexy. He WANTS to see you eat that steak and any man who says otherwise is a Sally.


I can't say I've ever pondered that question. Do I want to see a woman eat steak? Well...no, not really. I generally don't watch anybody eat for the sake of seeing them eat. I certainly don't get that specific with it.

Well, slap my ass and call me Sally!
 
2012-09-03 09:03:58 AM  

Shadow Blasko: Bendal: o "show the cow a picture of fire"

"Was it branded as a calf? Then it's done"


/My fav


Knock the horns off it, wipe its ass and walk it through a warm room.

/First date with hubby was at a steakhouse
 
2012-09-03 09:04:40 AM  

smed7: Mr. Coffee Nerves: When you lose every job offer to Sofia Vergara you gotta get desperate for attention. I say we're about four months away from her getting hammered, showing up at the Teen Choice Awards and queefing "Call Me Maybe"

Holy shiat I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself!


I just want to know the date and where to buy the tickets.
 
2012-09-03 09:04:46 AM  
Oh, and this place will be out of business within six months of opening.
 
2012-09-03 09:08:09 AM  

911Jenny: I've never understood how an adult woman is embarassed to do anything in front of the man she bangs.

I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

See ladies? You can walk the line and still be smart and sexy. He WANTS to see you eat that steak and any man who says otherwise is a Sally.


utter bullshiat. humans are omnivores, and your body is designed to digest meat. sounds like one of three things - you simply either don't like the taste of beef (which once again is probably bullshiat. a well cooked steak is pretty much a universal good - telling me it tastes terrible is a lie), you had a traumatic experience as a child with beef and now have a psychosomatic response to it (my ex-wife had this with fish - couldn't eat it because she choked on a fish bone as a child) or you have got it in your head that it isn't ok to kill and eat animals.

so which is it?
 
2012-09-03 09:09:54 AM  

robohobo: Is that even legal? Or is okay, because it's for chicks, and that's how 'equality' works?


Who cares! The bigger issue here is that she thinks that a women's only steak house will be successful in Vegas. Men tend to be the big spenders in Vegas. There is no farking way she can get away with charging $69 for a 10oz filet when women are the only customers. If two women sit down to eat and see the prices, they will end up splitting said steak.

Oh, you are going to have a "no splitting of dishes/no sharing rule too" or a "$20 entree splitting/sharing fee?" Yeah...good luck with that toots!
 
2012-09-03 09:11:28 AM  
My stepfather once taught me "If you bring a man a steak you cooked, and he asks for sauce, you should be insulted."

Wise dad. Taught me to cook everything I know.

/loves me a thick pink prime rib
//smothered in horseradish
 
2012-09-03 09:16:43 AM  
I won't date a woman who is squeamish about eating in front of me. There are few things sexier (at the dinner table) than watching a woman rip into a rare piece of beef.
 
2012-09-03 09:17:52 AM  

Mr. Right: Gee, I always thought they ordered the lobster to see if I could afford them, not because they were afraid to eat steak in front of me.



Actually, it's a sign. Any woman willing to eat an aquatic bug will have no problem putting other things in her mouth, if you know what I mean, and I think you do...
 
2012-09-03 09:18:47 AM  

Metalupis: Yeah, I think its because they deal with other women being biatchy and judgemental behind their backs that they think men must do it, we don't


Ladies - I know this does not apply to most Farkettes, you ladies are cool, but to the rest of the female population:

Who cares what the random chick across the dining room thinks of you? How does the opinion of a total stranger that you have never met and will probably never see again play into the enjoyment of your meal? Why does conforming to what you think someone thinks about you have to take precedence over your happiness?

To paraphrase what an old Psych Professor said: "When most people are so concerned about what others are thinking about them, who cares what you think others think of you? Trust me, unless you are wearing something or doing something outlandish, you will likely be a unmemorable blip on someones thought process and forgettable 15 seconds later..."
 
2012-09-03 09:19:42 AM  
Is that even legal ? If some old cigar smoking chef opened a man only steak house do you think no one would protest the sexist move ?
 
2012-09-03 09:19:44 AM  
If she can't be honest with you enough to eat normally then your relationship is doomed.
 
2012-09-03 09:22:12 AM  
And I am sure that investors are lining up to take her money, line their personal accounts and then be surprised when such a hairbrained idea fails.
 
2012-09-03 09:23:09 AM  
What I have learned from this thread:

1. A report on a report from Perez Hilton is true, if you are a male farker

2. Eva Longoria's tits are only worth linking to once in a thread if it involves some extraordinary steak-munching behaviour as alleged by said Hilton, if you are male farkers

3. All women abide by alleged extraordinary steak-munching behaviour, and if they don't, grandpa's charcoal steak is what women really want, according to male farkers, and

4. Steak is tastier than bacon.
 
2012-09-03 09:26:24 AM  

Theaetetus: robohobo: Is that even legal? Or is okay, because it's for chicks, and that's how 'equality' works?

Yes, provided it's structured as a "club" with membership. See, for example, Curves and Healthworks gyms, and the Augusta National golf club, among others. They can't discriminate in hiring, but they can discriminate in membership.


And, if you'll notice, men do not have a problem with this. Fark Augusta for caving.
 
2012-09-03 09:27:36 AM  
I don't care what people might think of what I eat. I love meat, steak especially. I just bought 15 lbs of ny strip steak at the butcher a couple of days ago. I even like it medium or medium rare. My sister became a vegetarian a few years ago, and while I sympathize with her feelings, I just love meat too much to give it up.

/love sports and espn, too
//hate rom coms
///husband considers himself very lucky
 
2012-09-03 09:29:14 AM  
Well hell next thing I know some celebrity actress will open a videogame store for women because they are afraid of being judged by men for enjoying silent hill shattered memories or Guild Wars 2.
 
2012-09-03 09:34:10 AM  

steerforth:

4. Steak is tastier than bacon.



They should be served, and eaten, together.


Ive also recently heard rumor that Hardees is now making a burger with BBQ pulled pork on it...must investigate.
 
2012-09-03 09:36:54 AM  

911Jenny: I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.


Personally, yeah, I'd treat somebody unable to appreciate a good steak like they were disabled, colorblind or something. A good steak is just that good. Anything past 'medium' is heresy, of course.

On the other hand, as long as you don't try to push vegetarianism/vegan on me, I don't really care.
 
2012-09-03 09:38:18 AM  
well if blacks didn't have a problem with white/black separation we could still separate it, to ensure gun prevalence in the US
 
2012-09-03 09:39:41 AM  

serial_crusher: I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves.


You are a specific person she is concerned about, not men in general. Women can go to a regular steakhouse with their girlfriends and do the same thing they can do at this She restaurant if they are worried about their dates, boyfriends, or husbands.
 
2012-09-03 09:40:00 AM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: When you lose every job offer to Sofia Vergara you gotta get desperate for attention. I say we're about four months away from her getting hammered, showing up at the Teen Choice Awards and queefing "Call Me Maybe"

She can't hit the high notes if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-09-03 09:42:45 AM  

MatrixOutsider: Mr. Coffee Nerves: When you lose every job offer to Sofia Vergara you gotta get desperate for attention. I say we're about four months away from her getting hammered, showing up at the Teen Choice Awards and queefing "Call Me Maybe"

She can't hit the high notes if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


maybe if she took some propanalol
clueless what u mean.
 
2012-09-03 09:42:54 AM  
pics of her bum please!
 
2012-09-03 09:43:41 AM  
I suspect the real reason for this is that any self-respecting guy won't even notice the woman sitting across the table when there's a thick, juicy steak on the plate in front of him.
 
2012-09-03 09:44:17 AM  
Eating a decent cut of meat at the dinner table is actually one of my requirements. Or picnic. Or BBQ.

It shows self confidence and social skills. As well as general all-around dating awesomeness.

Shrinking Violet? No dice.
 
2012-09-03 09:45:57 AM  

frepnog: 911Jenny: I've never understood how an adult woman is embarassed to do anything in front of the man she bangs.

I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

See ladies? You can walk the line and still be smart and sexy. He WANTS to see you eat that steak and any man who says otherwise is a Sally.

utter bullshiat. humans are omnivores, and your body is designed to digest meat. sounds like one of three things - you simply either don't like the taste of beef (which once again is probably bullshiat. a well cooked steak is pretty much a universal good - telling me it tastes terrible is a lie), you had a traumatic experience as a child with beef and now have a psychosomatic response to it (my ex-wife had this with fish - couldn't eat it because she choked on a fish bone as a child) or you have got it in your head that it isn't ok to kill and eat animals.

so which is it?


yeah!!! DEFEND MEAT! it needs you!
 
2012-09-03 09:46:19 AM  

Needs a new set of knee pads:

static.entertainmentwise.com
Old hotness -- Face of Jesus on pancake. New hotness -- Face of Jesus on Eva Longoria's knees.

 
2012-09-03 09:47:26 AM  
It's never been my style to troll and I swear I'm not doing it here, but judging by how excited some of you men get by the thought of a woman ripping into her meal lumberjack style...well...

s1.static.gotsmile.net
 
2012-09-03 09:47:56 AM  

kiwimoogle84: My stepfather once taught me "If you bring a man a steak you cooked, and he asks for sauce, you should be insulted."

Wise dad. Taught me to cook everything I know.

/loves me a thick pink prime rib
//smothered in horseradish


peppers.com

Was your stepdad insulted when you smothered it in horseradish sauce?
 
2012-09-03 09:53:09 AM  

Sultan Of Herf: steerforth:

4. Steak is tastier than bacon.


They should be served, and eaten, together.


Ive also recently heard rumor that Hardees is now making a burger with BBQ pulled pork on it...must investigate.


Your "pulled pork" is foreign to me. I must clear my mind and my underpants before investigating.
 
2012-09-03 09:53:19 AM  
Self segregation is surely a sing that folks have learned zero history about women't rights.
 
2012-09-03 09:53:21 AM  
I had 99 ribeyes but a biatch ate one.
 
2012-09-03 09:55:14 AM  
Yes, men are just utterly repulsed by attractive women who eat steak or drink fancy beer or some cigars or play poker or do manly things. Its a pandemic of Biblical porportions.
 
2012-09-03 09:55:21 AM  

Tymast: frepnog: 911Jenny: I've never understood how an adult woman is embarassed to do anything in front of the man she bangs.

I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

See ladies? You can walk the line and still be smart and sexy. He WANTS to see you eat that steak and any man who says otherwise is a Sally.

utter bullshiat. humans are omnivores, and your body is designed to digest meat. sounds like one of three things - you simply either don't like the taste of beef (which once again is probably bullshiat. a well cooked steak is pretty much a universal good - telling me it tastes terrible is a lie), you had a traumatic experience as a child with beef and now have a psychosomatic response to it (my ex-wife had this with fish - couldn't eat it because she choked on a fish bone as a child) or you have got it in your head that it isn't ok to kill and eat animals.

so which is it?

yeah!!! DEFEND MEAT! it needs you!


i am not defending meat, but a human being can "handle it" just fine unless there is a legitimate medical problem that prevents the eating of beef.
 
2012-09-03 09:57:20 AM  

kiwimoogle84: My stepfather once taught me "If you bring a man a steak you cooked, and he asks for sauce, you should be insulted."

Wise dad. Taught me to cook everything I know.

/loves me a thick pink prime rib
//smothered in horseradish


My spidey-sense told me I'd find you in here.

Marinate in Andria's. Mmmmmmm.
 
2012-09-03 10:06:13 AM  
I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.


This post makes me sad. Are women in America still so afraid to be themselves that they feel they have to make up for it by baking and "having their own opinions"?
 
2012-09-03 10:08:52 AM  

whatshisname: I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

This post makes me sad. Are women in America still so afraid to be themselves that they feel they have to make up for it by baking and "having their own opinions"?


because "meth addict in the bathroom" is not that great of a woman job?
 
2012-09-03 10:09:40 AM  

Gergesa: Well hell next thing I know some celebrity actress will open a videogame store for women because they are afraid of being judged by men for enjoying silent hill shattered memories or Guild Wars 2.


pffft, don't be stupid Women don't have the hand-eye co-ordination to play video games!
 
2012-09-03 10:13:26 AM  
Well, I can see being self-conscious about ordering certain foods due to caloric concerns, but due to the act of eating the food itself? That makes no sense. Especially since a lean cut of beef could very well be one of the healthier things on a menu.

That said, steak is pretty much wasted on me. I sure hope people don't think I'm a wimp for ordering (gasp) chicken or fish at a restaurant. Mmmm, fish...
 
2012-09-03 10:14:35 AM  

Lsherm: her brother once asked her if she wanted the kitchen to murder a baby at the same time, since that was equivalent to the injustice she was doing to her steak.


At that, out loud I laughed.

//you poor man. I hope she's perfect in every other way 'cos what she does to a steak is a travesty
 
2012-09-03 10:17:00 AM  

robohobo: Is that even legal? Or is okay, because it's for chicks, and that's how 'equality' works?


Kinda like how women only universities are fine and dandy, but male only ones get sued until they give in.
 
2012-09-03 10:17:10 AM  
Your biatch wants steak.

/can't believe this wasn'y here already
 
2012-09-03 10:19:17 AM  
I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

See ladies? You can walk the line and still be smart and sexy. He WANTS to see you eat that steak and any man who says otherwise is a Sally.


If a woman literally vomits at red meat, it is the biggest clue that she's a dead fish in the sack (aka: Passion = Lay there and submit.) Chances are good that they're also the boney, pasty-white self-rightous anemic types too...
 
2012-09-03 10:20:26 AM  

Beerbarian


Your biatch wants steak.

/can't believe this wasn'y here already


Can't believe you didn't RTFT and notice it was here at 8:00.
 
2012-09-03 10:20:38 AM  

Beerbarian: Your biatch wants steak.

/can't believe this wasn'y here already


Somebody has Trapper439 on ignore...
 
2012-09-03 10:21:01 AM  

images4.wikia.nocookie.net

 
2012-09-03 10:22:38 AM  
That place will be wall to wall women's slow-pitch teams. Then maybe they'll stop taking over every decent gay bar in town and telling the men how to have fun properly.
 
2012-09-03 10:23:11 AM  
news: your dog wants to be a woman
 
2012-09-03 10:23:34 AM  
First world problems.
 
2012-09-03 10:24:33 AM  
Obamas campaign co-chair has stupid ideas? You don't say....
 
2012-09-03 10:26:21 AM  

bump: I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

See ladies? You can walk the line and still be smart and sexy. He WANTS to see you eat that steak and any man who says otherwise is a Sally.

If a woman literally vomits at red meat, it is the biggest clue that she's a dead fish in the sack (aka: Passion = Lay there and submit.) Chances are good that they're also the boney, pasty-white self-rightous anemic types too...


Okay, I know Fark has its fair share of "quirks" when it comes to dating and the like (are we still obsessing over that plump lady just because she's a redhead?) but this is a bit much. Forgive the fark out of me if I don't want to see my girl transform into a caveman at the sight of red meat. Of course, I'm not some evil ogre. If she likes steak she likes steak. But...you know...I wouldn't hate it if she didn't.
 
2012-09-03 10:28:41 AM  

Ghastly: That place will be wall to wall women's slow-pitch teams. Then maybe they'll stop taking over every decent gay bar in town and telling the men how to have fun properly.


This seems to be a common complaint among gay men; lesbians keep taking their bars. What is going on here?
 
2012-09-03 10:29:02 AM  
Yes I would hit it but not stay around for any pillow talk. This chick is Ok for banging but not somebody you would want to have to spend a lot of time around. On the other hand at least she is not a vegan

image.cnwest.com

sflchronicle.com

www.vip.it
 
2012-09-03 10:29:09 AM  

Krieghund: This is all about the bachelorette parties.

They really don't want men around because they know they're going to get drunk off their asses wearing dong hats.


And CFNM parties.
 
2012-09-03 10:29:34 AM  
I had a delicious new york cut 12 oz steak the other day. Dry aged about a month and a half. Cooked in an 1800 degree broiler. A little salt and pepper. Served with a side of asparagus and some gratin potatoes. Delicious.

/medium rare, fyi.
 
2012-09-03 10:30:07 AM  

MAYORBOB: Needs a new set of knee pads:

[static.entertainmentwise.com image 585x800]
Old hotness -- Face of Jesus on pancake. New hotness -- Face of Jesus on Eva Longoria's knees.


Eva's knees died for your sins.
 
2012-09-03 10:31:13 AM  
On Mr, Mandalay's and my third encounter, I offered to cook him dinner. In the world's tiniest kitchen (but with a working gas stove/oven) I roasted an well-seasoned eye of round to rare perfection, fried potatoes in butter, and made a lettuce and tomato salad with a balsamic vinaigrette. After two bites of the meat and one of the potatoes, he asked me to marry him.

He liked the salad too.

/fourteen years ago
 
2012-09-03 10:31:46 AM  

The Great EZE: bump: I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

See ladies? You can walk the line and still be smart and sexy. He WANTS to see you eat that steak and any man who says otherwise is a Sally.

If a woman literally vomits at red meat, it is the biggest clue that she's a dead fish in the sack (aka: Passion = Lay there and submit.) Chances are good that they're also the boney, pasty-white self-rightous anemic types too...

Okay, I know Fark has its fair share of "quirks" when it comes to dating and the like (are we still obsessing over that plump lady just because she's a redhead?) but this is a bit much. Forgive the fark out of me if I don't want to see my girl transform into a caveman at the sight of red meat. Of course, I'm not some evil ogre. If she likes steak she likes steak. But...you know...I wouldn't hate it if she didn't.


maybe she's a dead fish in the sack if your secretly gay
 
2012-09-03 10:32:51 AM  

Shadow Blasko: Bendal: o "show the cow a picture of fire"

"Was it branded as a calf? Then it's done"


/My fav


Damn, that is great. I'm using it.
 
2012-09-03 10:36:12 AM  
No Men?

Who the Fark is going to pay the check?
 
2012-09-03 10:38:53 AM  

Turbo Cojones: No Men?

Who the Fark is going to pay the check?


obviously teh husbands credit check card
 
2012-09-03 10:40:31 AM  

Turbo Cojones: Who the Fark is going to pay the check?


Hollywood
 
2012-09-03 10:40:49 AM  

Lsherm:
My wife and I go to steakhouses all the time, and I apologize up front the waiter and the chef for her order. She always gets the same thing: filet, butterflied, cooked well done and served with a bottle of A1.


ALMOST owed me a keyboard.
 
2012-09-03 10:41:07 AM  

kiwimoogle84: My stepfather once taught me "If you bring a man a steak you cooked, and he asks for sauce, you should be insulted."

Wise dad. Taught me to cook everything I know.

/loves me a thick pink prime rib
//smothered in horseradish


In another steak thread on Fark, I recall this (paraphrased) line.

Waittress asks if I'll need any A-1.

"I better not."
 
2012-09-03 10:44:23 AM  

John Buck 41: kiwimoogle84: My stepfather once taught me "If you bring a man a steak you cooked, and he asks for sauce, you should be insulted."

Wise dad. Taught me to cook everything I know.

/loves me a thick pink prime rib
//smothered in horseradish

In another steak thread on Fark, I recall this (paraphrased) line.

Waittress asks if I'll need any A-1.

"I better not."


A-1? U SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
 
2012-09-03 10:45:22 AM  
Waittress asks if I'll need any A-1.

"I better not."


I said that to waitress in the 70's and got a dirty look.
 
2012-09-03 10:48:05 AM  

luktti: Waittress asks if I'll need any A-1.

"I better not."

I said that to waitress in the 70's and got a dirty look.


Did you ever go back?
 
2012-09-03 10:50:20 AM  
Dear Eva Longoria,

Stop making my gender look bad.

/well, at least she doesn't make it look as bad as Sarah Palin does....
 
2012-09-03 10:54:40 AM  

911Jenny: I've never understood how an adult woman is embarassed to do anything in front of the man she bangs.

I can't eat steak. As a preteen I became a vegetarian til my mid 20s. Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad.

But I make up for it by being a good baker, keeping a clean house, throwing down in the bedroom....oh also because I'm gainfully employed, pay all my bills, have goals, and have my own opinions.

See ladies? You can walk the line and still be smart and sexy. He WANTS to see you eat that steak and any man who says otherwise is a Sally.


Something about your post smells

You sound like some fictionalized account of what "men want" rather than just being yourself
 
2012-09-03 10:57:10 AM  

John Buck 41: Did you ever go back?


Yes, but had to as it was on my route.
But the steak was great nonetheless.
 
2012-09-03 10:59:02 AM  

kokomo61: kiwimoogle84: My stepfather once taught me "If you bring a man a steak you cooked, and he asks for sauce, you should be insulted."

Wise dad. Taught me to cook everything I know.

/loves me a thick pink prime rib
//smothered in horseradish

Was your stepdad insulted when you smothered it in horseradish sauce?


No no no. A prime rib is supposed to be smothered in horseradish. He's referring to if he asks for actual steak sauce.
 
2012-09-03 11:00:33 AM  

Mr. Right: Gee, I always thought they ordered the lobster to see if I could afford them, not because they were afraid to eat steak in front of me.


I dated a girl like that in high school. I think she scanned the menu for the biggest numbers, not what she would actually like. However, being a teenage boy, I bought those dinners because... well, you know.

My wife has a masters in Microbiology, works in a lab, and won't eat bloody meat. More for me. She can tear up a well done hamburger though.
 
2012-09-03 11:00:38 AM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: My stepfather once taught me "If you bring a man a steak you cooked, and he asks for sauce, you should be insulted."

Wise dad. Taught me to cook everything I know.

/loves me a thick pink prime rib
//smothered in horseradish

My spidey-sense told me I'd find you in here.

Marinate in Andria's. Mmmmmmm.


Why yes, yes I am.

I make my own marinades. I find a simple balsamic vinegar, Worcestershire, olive oil, raw garlic, sautéed onion, rosemary and a pinch of brown sugar works wonders. I salt and pepper when they're on the grill.
 
2012-09-03 11:02:52 AM  
here's a hint -Cut your steak piece just a tad smaller than NEW JERSEY before you try to stuff into your chops.

However there's something to be said for gagging at the dinner table.
 
2012-09-03 11:04:33 AM  

ShobuZukuri: Really, I'm the first?

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She learned that move from her husband.
 
2012-09-03 11:04:43 AM  
Steak thread.
MMMMMMMMMMMM.
 
2012-09-03 11:07:55 AM  

Marcintosh: here's a hint -Cut your steak piece just a tad smaller than NEW JERSEY before you try to stuff into your chops.

However there's something to be said for gagging at the dinner table.


A woman who gags isn't a keeper. Look for the ones who can swallow it whole.

/life lessons by Kiwi
//the more you know
 
2012-09-03 11:10:44 AM  

JonZoidberg: Mr. Right: Gee, I always thought they ordered the lobster to see if I could afford them, not because they were afraid to eat steak in front of me.

I dated a girl like that in high school. I think she scanned the menu for the biggest numbers, not what she would actually like. However, being a teenage boy, I bought those dinners because... well, you know.

My wife has a masters in Microbiology, works in a lab, and won't eat bloody meat. More for me. She can tear up a well done hamburger though.


I bought those dinners for the same reason. And it was frequently a good investment, even back in the day when good girls didn't do that.

My wife will eat bloody meat, the bloodier the better. One cattle rancher friend of ours looked at her idea of a perfectly done steak and allowed as how he'd had critters hurt worse than that survive! She's also not afraid to eat that steak in front of anybody.
 
2012-09-03 11:10:53 AM  

Marcintosh: here's a hint -Cut your steak piece just a tad smaller than NEW JERSEY before you try to stuff into your chops.

However there's something to be said for gagging at the dinner table.


what if NJ is GAYR than san francisco, meaning GAY
 
2012-09-03 11:11:52 AM  

kokomo61: Eva Longoria is experiencing the perils of the restaurant business firsthand. ...



Okay, I think I need new glasses. I read that as "Eva Longoria is experiencing the penis of the restaurant business firsthand."
 
2012-09-03 11:11:56 AM  
Here's a solution

www.sott.net
 
2012-09-03 11:18:45 AM  
Eva Longoria noted as an avid hunter; is famous for eating what she kills

www.eonline.com

Huntress
 
2012-09-03 11:22:19 AM  
So, she's opening a boutique restaurant for women who don't have dates or are having bacheorette parties. Got it.
 
2012-09-03 11:26:00 AM  
It's not sexist when women do it.
 
2012-09-03 11:30:32 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I love women who love steak and blowjobs.


Giving, or receiving?
 
2012-09-03 11:32:30 AM  
Thanks for mutton.
 
2012-09-03 11:32:41 AM  

kiwimoogle84: Marcintosh: here's a hint -Cut your steak piece just a tad smaller than NEW JERSEY before you try to stuff into your chops.

However there's something to be said for gagging at the dinner table.

A woman who gags isn't a keeper. Look for the ones who can swallow it whole.

/life lessons by Kiwi
//the more you know


Hey, at least she's trying.
 
2012-09-03 11:34:31 AM  
so pedestrian
 
2012-09-03 11:34:47 AM  

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.


After my divorce (and before my second wife) I dated a woman who had no problem with this. We went out one night to the local steak and ale and she tore into hers like a gator tears into a redneck who got lost in the swamp. It kinda scared me.
 
2012-09-03 11:41:56 AM  

Coastalgrl: See, sometimes I do feel bad for eating red meat for health reasons but damnut a girl needs red meat every so often. But there is no reason to eat chicken. It doesn't *taste* like anything.


Treat yourself occasionally to better food. The ill effects of read meat are limited to corn fed beef. Grass fed beef is less forgiving and takes a little simple care to cook properly, but is not unhealthy and just as tasty, if not more.

As far as chicken goes, things without taste of their own still have texture and can be fantastic ingredients in a well executed dish, just as tofu can be disgusting, so too it can be awesome. But if you avoid the Qwik-Gro chicken found at the supermarket and get the more mature, range fed, organic variety favored by hippies you can discover what chicken actually tastes like.

Of course, a lot of people are put off by beef and chicken that have tastes different from what they are used to, but since you eat venison, that shouldn't be a problem for you.
 
2012-09-03 11:49:42 AM  
What a luscious idiot: 

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2012-09-03 11:54:32 AM  
So a lesbian restaurant who's special will be chewy beef drapes...
 
2012-09-03 12:01:23 PM  

smed7: Coffee


Dude...I'm still giggling about this comment, literally hours later.
{ golf-clap }
 
2012-09-03 12:16:22 PM  

hukedanfonix: Really? There are that many women who are that funny about steak? My wife and share a 2 pound sirloin from Doe's Eat Place on occasion(look em up if you want...farking HUGE steaks), cooked medium, and she doesn't care who sees. Hell, she dips her fries in the steak juice.


Why would you ruin a steak like that?
 
2012-09-03 12:17:25 PM  
Nuke those wussy biatches.

I love a good steak.
 
2012-09-03 12:36:33 PM  

LargeCanine: So, she's opening a boutique restaurant for women who don't have dates or are having bacheorette parties. Got it.


Basically, and as a woman, thinking of the type of women who would frequent this place, can't imagine anywhere I would prefer less to go.

/also, as has been mentioned, how is this legal?
 
2012-09-03 12:48:57 PM  

Lsherm: serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.

My wife and I go to steakhouses all the time, and I apologize up front the waiter and the chef for her order. She always gets the same thing: filet, butterflied, cooked well done and served with a bottle of A1. I did not know this about her before we got married, but 20+ years in it's too late to dump her for that reason alone. Still, I have to deal with the embarrassment of her sending her steak back (and she always does) because the chef never delivers the steak as well done as she'd like - which is to say charcoal.

Occasionally she'll mix it up and get a ribeye, and she'll cut off the marbled, fatty portion and ask the waiter to have them cook it further since "she doesn't want it juicy." I've never said anything about it, but her brother once asked her if she wanted the kitchen to murder a baby at the same time, since that was equivalent to the injustice she was doing to her steak.


Are you eating it? No? Then shut the hell up about how someone else wants to. Christ.
 
2012-09-03 12:55:32 PM  

burning_bridge: Are you eating it? No? Then shut the hell up about how someone else wants to. Christ.


Are you being forced to read his posts? No? Then shut the hell up about how someone else wants to post. Glob.
 
2012-09-03 12:56:39 PM  
This sounds like another one of those deals where somebody talks some ditz celebrity into lending their name to a "concept" restaurant. I hope whoever is her financial adviser kept her from putting any money into it herself. You'd take less risk sending your money to a Nigerian prince than investing it in a restaurant.
 
2012-09-03 12:57:56 PM  
Why do people put up with their significant others eating garbage? Surely there's a way to introduce them to properly prepared food. When my husband and I first met I was a vegetarian. Thankfully, I got over that, but the first time I had to order steak (ever in my life), I wasn't sure what to do. Since I was an adult, I didn't freak out and order a cut up well done steak with ketchup. I don't remember the cut, but I got it medium and enjoyed it thoroughly. I don't understand why so many people are terrified of properly cooked meat. Well-done is not properly cooked, it is over done.
 
2012-09-03 01:02:10 PM  
I'd like to see her women-only steak house featured on "Hell's Kitchen".

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2012-09-03 01:05:59 PM  

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.


I intended to come into the thread to say this. Then I RTA. I would fully support some kind of female friendly steak place with an eye towards a comfortable environment and maybe some equivalent of steak somaliers to help women who are uncomfortable find their inner carnivore.

The women only steak house proposed in the article, however, is probably doomed to failure. I could be wrong but I doubt there are enough women who want to go to girls night out at a steak house on a consistent basis to make this work.

Guess we'll see.
 
2012-09-03 01:09:39 PM  
Oh, for stupid! Now, a women's only corn dog shack would be a good idea. For women who want to eat a corn dog and maintain eye contact.
 
2012-09-03 01:22:14 PM  

Di Atribe: serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.

I'm surprised to see this post from someone who lives in Texas. I will eat the fark out of a steak, I don't care who's watching.


Seconded. My favorite cut of red meat is the porterhouse, which I actually rarely order because it would take me days to finish. I usually go with the petit filet but I do generally prefer a fattier cut of meat.
 
2012-09-03 01:29:18 PM  
Who the fark hires a male cook for a womens only restaurant? Whatever, this whole entire thing is bat-guano crazy...
 
2012-09-03 01:30:17 PM  
Rare? Is that a north American thing to overcook your steak? Over here we eat them blue.

:p
 
2012-09-03 01:40:07 PM  
I had a (male) coworker of mine over for dinner a few weeks ago. I bought some gorgeous USDA prime filets and cooked them in a cast iron pan to medium rare. He remarked, "How are you single? I don't understand how that happens when you cook amazing steak."

/not terribly interested in him - he's a hipster
//and we live in the same cube, which would really just be asking for trouble
 
2012-09-03 01:43:47 PM  
Women have soooo many hangups.

I'm sure that plays a part in making all teh crazy.
 
2012-09-03 01:44:56 PM  

Snooki Punch: I had a (male) coworker of mine over for dinner a few weeks ago. I bought some gorgeous USDA prime filets and cooked them in a cast iron pan to medium rare. He remarked, "How are you single? I don't understand how that happens when you cook amazing steak."

/not terribly interested in him - he's a hipster
//and we live in the same cube, which would really just be asking for trouble


Pan schman. Grilling is the way to go. I'll grill a steak in the dead of winter if I want one.
 
2012-09-03 01:53:38 PM  

Snooki Punch: I had a (male) coworker of mine over for dinner a few weeks ago. I bought some gorgeous USDA prime filets and cooked them in a cast iron pan to medium rare. He remarked, "How are you single? I don't understand how that happens when you cook amazing steak."


As a rule, the only red meat I ever cook in a skillet is venison, but I may have to try a nice cut of steak in that manner someday. Any tips? TIA.
 
2012-09-03 01:53:45 PM  

RancidSorbet: Pfft... that's bullshiat. My husband had never had a good steak before we met. His family is from some horrible place where all steak is pan fried, well done, and smothered in some sort of sauce. I took him to a proper steakhouse and ordered him a medium rare ribeye. NOW he gets it.

Women who won't eat steak don't deserve the damn steak. Damn it.


Two stories:

1. My in-laws thought that a "good steak" was a thin, cheap cut broiled uniformly grey and smothered in A-1. I char-grilled some T-bones for them and they never went back, bought a grill and threw their damn broiler pan away.

2. Friends of my parents had 12 kids and we invited the one closest to my age over to play and have dinner; my mom told him we were having steak to which he replied "We have steak twice a week." When she plopped a ribeye down in front of him he said "What is that?" It seems his mom had been feeding them fried liver and calling it 'steak'. That's like sitting on the same church pew witha pretyy girl and calling it 'sex'.
 
2012-09-03 02:07:20 PM  

notatrollorami: I would fully support some kind of female friendly steak place with an eye towards a comfortable environment and maybe some equivalent of steak somaliers to help women who are uncomfortable find their inner carnivore.


I'm not sure what you expect people from Somalia to do to enhance the dining experience. Would probably get a little awkward, them just standing there watching you eat, wishing they had some. Worst case scenario they might even go pirate and try to steal your steak.
 
2012-09-03 02:20:58 PM  
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2012-09-03 02:31:31 PM  

serial_crusher: notatrollorami: I would fully support some kind of female friendly steak place with an eye towards a comfortable environment and maybe some equivalent of steak somaliers to help women who are uncomfortable find their inner carnivore.

I'm not sure what you expect people from Somalia to do to enhance the dining experience. Would probably get a little awkward, them just standing there watching you eat, wishing they had some. Worst case scenario they might even go pirate and try to steal your steak.


That's when the Seal sniper team would come crashing through the window and take that steak stealing bastard out with a head shot. At least I hope so.
 
2012-09-03 02:42:43 PM  
1. Women who are afraid of eating steak in front of dates need to die in a steakhouse fire. You get people like me, you know, who LIKE salads, and it's dweebs like them that make people think all the salad eaters have some disorder. (I like salads so much I grow my own and eat them almost every day in season. Om nom nom frisée frisée with fresh picked blueberries.)

2. Smothering in A1 is a thing? As condiments go, I like A1. And an 8oz steak takes about 1/2 tsp, on it, no more, maybe less. Would I rather have my steak served with caramelized onions (which took way longer to cook than the steak?) or a garlic butter sauce? YES. I'd also rather it was bison, but I can't afford that most days. (The secret with bison is barding it, or even just brushing it with a fat before grilling, because it's very lean..before times got rough for me financially we bought about 70lbs of bison steaks a year in bulk....)

3. By the way...the griddler (cuisanart's high end version of the foreman grill) can do a lightly sear-lined on the outside near blue on the inside steak from room temperature in a couple of minutes. Is it the ultimate steak for a party? No, but it's one of the best 10 minute set up and knock down weekday dinners, EVER.

/My cholesterol is uber low, but my house is becoming Jack Sprat and co these days.
 
2012-09-03 03:07:01 PM  

CokeBear: Why even take her to a steakhouse???


Well fark man, I like steak!
 
2012-09-03 03:27:52 PM  
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Boosh.
 
2012-09-03 03:48:09 PM  
That's why I order the broad's meal for her.
 
2012-09-03 04:04:48 PM  
Here's this female Farker's take on it:

I farking LOVE a good, bloody steak. Marinated in something that complements the flavor of the beef without smothering it. Mmmmm, steak.

But my FAVORITE are ribs. Always have been, always will be. There's just something so visceral about tearing a rack of ribs apart with your hands and burying your face in it, sauce smeared Joker-like in a cheekbone-to-cheekbone grin, the hot juices of the meat running down your arms and dripping off your elbows...

...dammit, I want ribs now.
 
2012-09-03 04:06:09 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: That's why I order the broad's meal for her.


"She'll have the (scans menu for cheapest item)"
 
2012-09-03 04:08:07 PM  

John Buck 41: HaywoodJablonski: That's why I order the broad's meal for her.

"She'll have the (scans menu for cheapest item)"


Find out what she wants and order for the both of you. It's a classy move.
 
2012-09-03 04:10:13 PM  

Lachwen: Here's this female Farker's take on it:

I farking LOVE a good, bloody steak. Marinated in something that complements the flavor of the beef without smothering it. Mmmmm, steak.

But my FAVORITE are ribs. Always have been, always will be. There's just something so visceral about tearing a rack of ribs apart with your hands and burying your face in it, sauce smeared Joker-like in a cheekbone-to-cheekbone grin, the hot juices of the meat running down your arms and dripping off your elbows...

...dammit, I want ribs now.


How do you feel about

www.simplyrecipes.com

rack of lamb? Ok, maybe not ribs in the traditional sense of the phrase you were using, but still. they're ribs. And ohhhhhhhhh.....so farkin' tasty.
 
2012-09-03 04:12:02 PM  

dustman81: John Buck 41: HaywoodJablonski: That's why I order the broad's meal for her.

"She'll have the (scans menu for cheapest item)"

Find out what she wants and order for the both of you. It's a classy move.


Might be classy but I'm not ordering something I don't really want just 'cos it's cheap.
 
2012-09-03 04:14:51 PM  

frepnog: 911Jenny: Steak literally makes me vomit. My stomach cannot handle it and this makes my bf have a sad

utter bullshiat. humans are omnivores, and your body is designed to digest meat. sounds like one of three things - you simply either don't like the taste of beef (which once again is probably bullshiat. a well cooked steak is pretty much a universal good - telling me it tastes terrible is a lie), you had a traumatic experience as a child with beef and now have a psychosomatic response to it (my ex-wife had this with fish - couldn't eat it because she choked on a fish bone as a child) or you have got it in your head that it isn't ok to kill and eat animals.

so which is it?


Oh stuff it with your hilariously misplaced and ignorant indignation. It is perfectly common for people to get digestive distress at eating types of food which they either have never consumed, or have not consumed in a very long time. Vegetarians take this as a sign that meat is bad for them, which is nearly as dumb as insisting that they're making it up.
 
2012-09-03 04:19:16 PM  

Lachwen: But my FAVORITE are ribs. Always have been, always will be. There's just something so visceral about tearing a rack of ribs apart with your hands and burying your face in it, sauce smeared Joker-like in a cheekbone-to-cheekbone grin, the hot juices of the meat running down your arms and dripping off your elbows...


And yes, dry rub smoked ribs basted right before they come off the grill.

Now I want to gnaw on some bones.
 
2012-09-03 04:20:34 PM  
Last time I went out with the fencing team to a steakhouse, I ordered a T-bone, blue.
It's really hard to appreciate the texture of the different muscle groups if it's cooked too long.
No sauce, nothing.
The guys pretended not to stare as they delicately carved bits of their medium-well fillets slathered in brown sauce.
They didn't bother pretending when I cracked the farker and sucked out the marrow.
"That's why we let you push us around, coach"
 
2012-09-03 04:21:17 PM  

MoronLessOff: Lachwen: But my FAVORITE are ribs. Always have been, always will be. There's just something so visceral about tearing a rack of ribs apart with your hands and burying your face in it, sauce smeared Joker-like in a cheekbone-to-cheekbone grin, the hot juices of the meat running down your arms and dripping off your elbows...

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And yes, dry rub smoked ribs basted right before they come off the grill.

Now I want to gnaw on some bones.

 

fixed pic for me.
 
2012-09-03 04:26:47 PM  

CokeBear: Lsherm: My wife and I go to steakhouses all the time, and I apologize up front the waiter and the chef for her order. She always gets the same thing: filet, butterflied, cooked well done and served with a bottle of A1.

Why even take her to a steakhouse???


Maybe she likes steak -- just not the way you like it? Jeezus food snobs are insufferable.

/And no, I don't eat my steak well done
//I just give exactly zero f*cks how other people like theirs
 
2012-09-03 04:28:41 PM  
Yeah, here we go again. As usual, any steak thread turns into, "If you don't eat it the way most people do, you are obviously stupid, missing the point, and should be shot after you dig your own grave."

So y'all would be cool with me telling you how you HAVE to cook your vegetables, chicken, fish, pork chops, or anything else? I could pretty easily make a bullshiat case that "there's more flavor!" in several cases for specific methods of cooking that a LOT of people don't like. But hey they're just morons that don't know how to eat food. They ought to just eat the rejected cheap-arse vegetables cause they won't know the difference.

News Flash(es):

Whether it's still mooing or burnt black, quality ingredients still matter, and still effect the final taste. Sorry if you don't like the fact that reality doesn't support your food prejudices, but just like anything else quality matters. A well-carbonized good cut of meat and a hacked off the living cow good cut of meat are both superior to crap versions of themselves in flavor, texture, etc.

Flash the Second: Why is it ok for some jacked up reason to get into other people's shorts about how they eat steak? It's not cool for most other food. Usually when people try that shiat they get massacred in these comments - but let someone mention steak and all of a sudden it's perfectly ok to body-check them away from the BBQ and monitor how their meat's cooked "for their own good - cause it's better!"

Try putting the crap that's been going around this thread into sentences about most any other food. See how much sense it makes there ;p Think about it for a minute in the context of other personal preference issues. Make any farking sense?

/And yeah I know there will be "Yes of course it does!!?!OMGZBBQ" posts cause it's Fark, and people can't resist an opportunity to screw with shiat. But seriously, think about it. WTF is it with steak that food nazi shiat is ok? Anything, other than someone opinion? You'd almost think we were talking about one of the single most subjective subjects on the planet - how stuff tastes to an individual!

//And if you ever TRY to pretend that some nebulous sciency crap supports your "oh it tastes the same as a cheap cut when you burn it" I will personally attempt to contact a band of purple shotgun monkeys for a sodomize and destroy contract on your left ear. People that actually believe this kind of crap have been listening to too many backyard PHD's with degrees in "Well they say" and "You don't know what's good." 

///"You don't know what's good." is actually a favorite sentence of mine. The way it's usually applied, it's directly impossible for it to be true - self-suiciding sentences/concepts amuse me greatly for some reason.

//Ramble off. So, so very much too late.
 
2012-09-03 04:35:29 PM  
In response to the 'why do you give a fark how other people like steak?' It's no different than every other foodie/beer/bourbon/movies/music ad nauseum thread. It's Fark.com. It's what we DO. That said, along with shark threads and boobs threads, steak threads are among my favorites. 

//threads. 5x
///threads 6x
 
2012-09-03 04:37:43 PM  
Your dog wants steak. Your biatch too!
 
2012-09-03 04:47:01 PM  

John Buck 41: Lachwen: Here's this female Farker's take on it:

I farking LOVE a good, bloody steak. Marinated in something that complements the flavor of the beef without smothering it. Mmmmm, steak.

But my FAVORITE are ribs. Always have been, always will be. There's just something so visceral about tearing a rack of ribs apart with your hands and burying your face in it, sauce smeared Joker-like in a cheekbone-to-cheekbone grin, the hot juices of the meat running down your arms and dripping off your elbows...

...dammit, I want ribs now.

How do you feel about

[www.simplyrecipes.com image 350x525]

rack of lamb? Ok, maybe not ribs in the traditional sense of the phrase you were using, but still. they're ribs. And ohhhhhhhhh.....so farkin' tasty.


Rack of lamb is delicious. I just wish lamb weren't so expensive.

There's no way to put this that won't result in dick jokes, so I'll just say it plain: I love meat. I mean, I love meat. I could never, ever be a vegetarian, because meat of all kinds (when prepared well, of course) is just so goddamn tasty. Beef? Delicious. Pork? Delicious. Lamb? Delicious. Fish, shellfish, game, poultry? All farking delicious. If I ever visit southeast Asia I'll find a place that serves dog and see what that kind of meat tastes like (obviously I won't know until I try it, but I'm willing to bet that, prepared well, it tastes delicious).

MEAT. Yes. Give me.
 
2012-09-03 04:57:15 PM  

MoronLessOff: Snooki Punch: I had a (male) coworker of mine over for dinner a few weeks ago. I bought some gorgeous USDA prime filets and cooked them in a cast iron pan to medium rare. He remarked, "How are you single? I don't understand how that happens when you cook amazing steak."

/not terribly interested in him - he's a hipster
//and we live in the same cube, which would really just be asking for trouble

Pan schman. Grilling is the way to go. I'll grill a steak in the dead of winter if I want one.


I pan fry most of my steaks. I find that a zucchini cut in half tossed in the pan the last couple minutes of the cooking process of the steaks is an amazingly flavorful side. I grill some but I get the best sear from a good cast iron pan.
 
2012-09-03 05:00:17 PM  

Lachwen: MEAT. Yes. Give me.


Obligatory giggity.

kiwimoogle84: I pan fry most of my steaks. I find that a zucchini cut in half tossed in the pan the last couple minutes of the cooking process of the steaks is an amazingly flavorful side. I grill some but I get the best sear from a good cast iron pan.


I love the smokey flavor I get from the grill. To me, nothing can beat it. But if I were to fry something in a pan, toss in some red pepper and onions, maybe some button mushrooms...*drooooool*
 
2012-09-03 05:10:16 PM  
No sir, this doesn't at all sound like the kind of stupid business decision that lottery winners engage in. And she's nothing if not a winner, having won the reality show celebrity lottery.
 
2012-09-03 05:12:03 PM  
Also, it might have female performers now, but within a month she's realize that's actually turning her clientele away and switch to male strippers instead, who will serve your meal and perform tableside while you wait.
 
2012-09-03 05:22:50 PM  

frepnog: utter bullshiat. humans are omnivores, and your body is designed to digest meat. sounds like one of three things - you simply either don't like the taste of beef (which once again is probably bullshiat. a well cooked steak is pretty much a universal good - telling me it tastes terrible is a lie), you had a traumatic experience as a child with beef and now have a psychosomatic response to it (my ex-wife had this with fish - couldn't eat it because she choked on a fish bone as a child) or you have got it in your head that it isn't ok to kill and eat animals.

so which is it?


You probably also tell celiacs that it's all in their head and maybe they should eat more simple grains instead of all that junk food, whether they like it or not.

Endive Wombat: To paraphrase what an old Psych Professor said: "When most people are so concerned about what others are thinking about them, who cares what you think others think of you? Trust me, unless you are wearing something or doing something outlandish, you will likely be a unmemorable blip on someones thought process and forgettable 15 seconds later..."


He should meet my sister-in-law, who can make fun of anyone she sees dining out - eating something she doesn't like, looking funny, acting different, having an accent - for a week afterward. And endlessly complains about what she thinks her mother-in-law is probably thinking about her right then based on how her sisters-in-law are annoying her that week.

/Yes, I usually have to "run an errand" when she stops by.
//She'd be a fascinating case study, I'm sure.
 
2012-09-03 05:51:02 PM  

Lachwen: John Buck 41: Lachwen: Here's this female Farker's take on it:

I farking LOVE a good, bloody steak. Marinated in something that complements the flavor of the beef without smothering it. Mmmmm, steak.

But my FAVORITE are ribs. Always have been, always will be. There's just something so visceral about tearing a rack of ribs apart with your hands and burying your face in it, sauce smeared Joker-like in a cheekbone-to-cheekbone grin, the hot juices of the meat running down your arms and dripping off your elbows...

...dammit, I want ribs now.

How do you feel about

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rack of lamb? Ok, maybe not ribs in the traditional sense of the phrase you were using, but still. they're ribs. And ohhhhhhhhh.....so farkin' tasty.

Rack of lamb is delicious. I just wish lamb weren't so expensive.

There's no way to put this that won't result in dick jokes, so I'll just say it plain: I love meat. I mean, I love meat. I could never, ever be a vegetarian, because meat of all kinds (when prepared well, of course) is just so goddamn tasty. Beef? Delicious. Pork? Delicious. Lamb? Delicious. Fish, shellfish, game, poultry? All farking delicious. If I ever visit southeast Asia I'll find a place that serves dog and see what that kind of meat tastes like (obviously I won't know until I try it, but I'm willing to bet that, prepared well, it tastes delicious).

MEAT. Yes. Give me.


Hello soulmate and new favorite.

Yeah, rack o' lamb ain't cheap, but every now and then ya just gotta say "fark it."
 
2012-09-03 06:07:34 PM  

runujhkj: The simple way to fix this is to have the guy order a plate of the girliest thing on the menu.


... asparagus?

(I like asparagus)
 
2012-09-03 06:08:43 PM  
Apparently, Miss Longoria is dating Mark Sanchez.
 
2012-09-03 06:39:37 PM  

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.


This is why I am so, so thankful for my Asperger's. Yes, I had to learn facial expressions manually, but on the other hand, I can actually enjoy steak.
 
2012-09-03 07:24:04 PM  
I'm torn, on the one hand, women not eating steak in front of men is stupid and should probably not be encouraged. On the other hand, it might turn into a great lesbian date spot, so there's that.
 
2012-09-03 07:46:40 PM  

aesirx: runujhkj: The simple way to fix this is to have the guy order a plate of the girliest thing on the menu.

... asparagus?

(I like asparagus)


From your profile, it appears you are male. Do NOT eat asparagus if you are in an intense relationship with a woman. Especially one that involves oral delights.
 
2012-09-03 08:33:51 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Yeah, here we go again. As usual, any steak thread turns into, "If you don't eat it the way most people do, you are obviously stupid, missing the point, and should be shot after you dig your own grave."


If you can't even prepare a proper steak, I don't know that I trust you to dig your own grave...
 
2012-09-03 08:41:37 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I grill some but I get the best sear from a good cast iron pan.


I generally do mine in cast iron too.
Season liberally, sear on both sides, slap a knob of butter on it and slam it in a very hot oven for a couple minutes. Ta da.
If I wanna get fancy, I love a good pan sauce. Deglazing with a little whole milk or cream and then adding some brown mustard works very well.
 
2012-09-03 10:32:48 PM  
Am I the only one who sees irony in the fact that the head chef of her women-only restaurant is, in fact, a man? Will he be given an exception or something, or will he not be allowed in his own kitchens?
 
2012-09-03 11:02:00 PM  
I also like prime rib. With hossradish sauce.
 
2012-09-03 11:43:41 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Try putting the crap that's been going around this thread into sentences about most any other food. See how much sense it makes there ;p Think about it for a minute in the context of other personal preference issues. Make any farking sense?


In one of the previous steak threads, I posted how I don't know WHY steak is special; normally I'm more of a 'you eat what you want, how you want it guy', but overcooked steak just wants to make me cry and/or howl in vengeance on the poor thing's behalf.

You like white cake and I like chocolate? Perfectly okay. Like to boil your vegetables until they're white, while I prefer them raw? Fine. Smother them in cheese, perfectly okay, just don't ask me to eat it.
 
2012-09-03 11:49:57 PM  
This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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If you wouldn't eat this in front of someone because you were embarrassed, you should just end it all now.
 
2012-09-04 12:01:01 AM  

John Buck 41: Do NOT eat asparagus if you are in an intense relationship with a woman. Especially one that involves oral delights.


While this is true, it's being made more difficult. At the grocery store this afternoon (buying an ENORMOUS steak to--barely--cook in my oven on my cast iron grill) I saw asparagus...wrapped in bacon. BACON.

/BACON
 
2012-09-04 12:08:27 AM  
jesus, i have to do everything myself:

thegrumpiest.com
 
2012-09-04 01:16:33 AM  
I would not want to watch female acrobats perform during my meal. I've seen Cirque twice, front row centre and I nearly had to wipe the drool from my chin after the last show (Dralion, summer 2012) for two of the guys I saw - I'm still fantasizing about those abs... give me that dinner eye-candy and a kick-ass steak, I'd be a regular customer if I lived on that coast.
 
2012-09-04 12:52:41 PM  

The Great EZE: Beerbarian: Your biatch wants steak.

/can't believe this wasn'y here already

Somebody has Trapper439 on ignore...


Or I just trusted the IE "find on this page" when I shouldn't have.
/Apologies to Trapper.
//And I guess the rest of you too.
 
2012-09-04 04:50:19 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: I love women who love steak and blowjobs.


Your woman loves steak and blowjobs? I don't care what "she" told you, I think you've been duped!
 
2012-09-04 07:02:10 PM  
Worst idea ever. If you really want to do this, set aside a "Ladies night" or even a ladies section.

This is going to go out of business so fast.
 
2012-09-05 03:26:18 PM  
Hmm, I wonder how far Eve Longwhoria is going to take this. Will the entire staff be female? If not then what is the point?
 
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