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(Entertainmentwise)   Literally just inventing things for women to be self conscious about, Eva Longoria will help solve the crippling problem of women who don't like eating steak while men are around   (entertainmentwise.com) divider line 249
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2012-09-02 09:04:43 PM
"I don't like men knowing what I look like while I'm stuffing my face full of hot meat."
 
2012-09-02 10:54:09 PM
Simple solution: find a vore fetishist.
 
2012-09-02 10:56:45 PM
Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.
 
2012-09-02 11:03:19 PM
-Feminism?
 
2012-09-02 11:05:31 PM
who ?
 
2012-09-02 11:06:29 PM
If they don't want to be seen eating steak, they should put up meat curtains around their tables
 
2012-09-02 11:07:17 PM

alienated: who ?


Evan Longoria. He's an MLB player.
 
2012-09-02 11:10:13 PM
Then you charge extra to not tag their names to their meat stuffed faces on the company facebook page.
 
2012-09-02 11:26:25 PM

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me.


I dated a girl who wouldn't brush her teeth in front of me.
 
2012-09-02 11:27:24 PM
I love women who love steak and blowjobs.
 
2012-09-02 11:40:02 PM

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.


The hell you say? That's a real thing? I feel sad that women are being deprived of good beef for silly gender roles BS.

/Filet Mignon is a perfectly lady-like cut of beef.
//pretty much anything without in-cut bones or excess fat is good.
 
2012-09-02 11:42:44 PM

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.


I'm surprised to see this post from someone who lives in Texas. I will eat the fark out of a steak, I don't care who's watching.
 
2012-09-02 11:46:41 PM
If you haven't got the ovaries to eat around other people because of their sex: you don't deserve to eat good food.

All you get in your rations is nutraloaf, green drink(a Japanese thing, very vile yet healthy), and cilantro for seasoning until you grow a pair an put something worth eating on your plate.
 
2012-09-03 12:08:40 AM

doglover: If you haven't got the ovaries to eat around other people because of their sex: you don't deserve to eat good food.

All you get in your rations is nutraloaf, green drink(a Japanese thing, very vile yet healthy), and cilantro for seasoning until you grow a pair an put something worth eating on your plate.


Nutraloaf is cruel and unusual.
 
2012-09-03 12:21:26 AM

teto85: doglover: If you haven't got the ovaries to eat around other people because of their sex: you don't deserve to eat good food.

All you get in your rations is nutraloaf, green drink(a Japanese thing, very vile yet healthy), and cilantro for seasoning until you grow a pair an put something worth eating on your plate.

Nutraloaf is cruel and unusual.


Not nearly cruel or unusual like "green juice"

Seriously.
 
2012-09-03 12:26:41 AM
I mean seriously, off the self "green juice" is used as a penalty drink for people on game shows.

It's awful.

And even the meekest of mice will venture forth from their hidey hole for a peanut or other delicacy.

If you can't eat steak in front of other people, you need therapy. Aversion therapy with awful grub is the best way, as it meets nutritional requirements so you don't get scurvy or something.
 
2012-09-03 12:29:08 AM

serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.


My wife and I go to steakhouses all the time, and I apologize up front the waiter and the chef for her order. She always gets the same thing: filet, butterflied, cooked well done and served with a bottle of A1. I did not know this about her before we got married, but 20+ years in it's too late to dump her for that reason alone. Still, I have to deal with the embarrassment of her sending her steak back (and she always does) because the chef never delivers the steak as well done as she'd like - which is to say charcoal.

Occasionally she'll mix it up and get a ribeye, and she'll cut off the marbled, fatty portion and ask the waiter to have them cook it further since "she doesn't want it juicy." I've never said anything about it, but her brother once asked her if she wanted the kitchen to murder a baby at the same time, since that was equivalent to the injustice she was doing to her steak.
 
2012-09-03 01:39:45 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: I love women who love steak and blowjobs.


But the problem is that they're choosing one over the other. And guess which one...the one you can't watch them do.
 
2012-09-03 01:42:29 AM
Whatever. I just chewed every last morsel off a rare ribeye and washed it down with bourbon (neat).
 
2012-09-03 02:18:58 AM
I bet they only serve their steak well done cuz they don't want the icky blood and germs and stuff. Get it? Cuz their women? Being judged on the steak they eat...oh..now it makes sense.
 
2012-09-03 02:26:30 AM
I did not know this about her before we got married, but 20+ years in it's too late to dump her for that reason alone. Still, I have to deal with the embarrassment of her sending her steak back (and she always does) because the chef never delivers the steak as well done as she'd like - which is to say charcoal.

My wife does the same thing and she's from friggin Iowa. I just assumed, you know, that she'd know how to eat a steak. I don't, I can't. Sigh..I don't remember it coming up before we got married and now it's been almost 21 years so yeah, I suck it up and just die a little inside each time.
 
2012-09-03 02:41:36 AM
The simple way to fix this is to have the guy order a plate of the girliest thing on the menu.
 
2012-09-03 02:44:10 AM
"Eat the steak, or so help me god I'm talking about anime."
 
2012-09-03 02:59:28 AM

alienated: who ?


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2012-09-03 03:14:05 AM
When you lose every job offer to Sofia Vergara you gotta get desperate for attention. I say we're about four months away from her getting hammered, showing up at the Teen Choice Awards and queefing "Call Me Maybe"
 
2012-09-03 03:26:52 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: When you lose every job offer to Sofia Vergara you gotta get desperate for attention. I say we're about four months away from her getting hammered, showing up at the Teen Choice Awards and queefing "Call Me Maybe"


Ok. I'd probably watch that.
Now if she queefed Gangnam style, I'd definitely watch it.
 
2012-09-03 03:45:19 AM
This is all about the bachelorette parties.

They really don't want men around because they know they're going to get drunk off their asses wearing dong hats.
 
2012-09-03 04:41:54 AM
Pfft... that's bullshiat. My husband had never had a good steak before we met. His family is from some horrible place where all steak is pan fried, well done, and smothered in some sort of sauce. I took him to a proper steakhouse and ordered him a medium rare ribeye. NOW he gets it.

Women who won't eat steak don't deserve the damn steak. Damn it.
 
2012-09-03 06:30:08 AM
Is that even legal? Or is okay, because it's for chicks, and that's how 'equality' works?
 
2012-09-03 06:31:06 AM
This will never work. No men? Who's going to pay for dinner?
 
2012-09-03 06:35:04 AM
so when are even more vain and retarded than previously noted??
LOL
shocking news

WHY would anyone care that you eat steak?
WHY would you want to every date someone who cared??

and you wonder why some women will always be treated as second class citizens??

BOOM
 
2012-09-03 06:36:11 AM

Ambivalence: serial_crusher: Sigh, no that's a real thing. I've dated girls who were afraid to eat steak around me. I think they view steak as a manly food, therefore don't want to seem manly themselves. I think going to a steakhouse is also troubling because they don't know the difference between different cuts, so aren't sure what to order etc, and of course for some reason they're afraid to admit that.

The hell you say? That's a real thing? I feel sad that women are being deprived of good beef for silly gender roles BS.

/Filet Mignon is a perfectly lady-like cut of beef.
//pretty much anything without in-cut bones or excess fat is good.


I RTFA and said "WTF?" If you're afraid to enjoy food in front of your man you're reallt f*cked up and have a bad relationship.
MrS and I enjoy a good steak.

/grass fed
 
2012-09-03 06:37:56 AM
It don't mean a thing if she doesn't swallow and sing.
 
2012-09-03 06:41:45 AM

Lsherm: My wife and I go to steakhouses all the time, and I apologize up front the waiter and the chef for her order. She always gets the same thing: filet, butterflied, cooked well done and served with a bottle of A1. I did not know this about her before we got married, but 20+ years in it's too late to dump her for that reason alone. Still, I have to deal with the embarrassment of her sending her steak back (and she always does) because the chef never delivers the steak as well done as she'd like - which is to say charcoal.

Occasionally she'll mix it up and get a ribeye, and she'll cut off the marbled, fatty portion and ask the waiter to have them cook it further since "she doesn't want it juicy." I've never said anything about it, but her brother once asked her if she wanted the kitchen to murder a baby at the same time, since that was equivalent to the injustice she was doing to her steak.


That would be my grandpa. Both his steak and his toast he wants burnt to a crisp. The funny thing is he thinks he likes good steak. All I can think is you could do shoe leather the same way and it'd taste the same. If you like your shiat burnt fine, but why buy expensive stuff? Just get the cheapest cut of meat, you won't know the difference.
 
2012-09-03 06:42:51 AM
This can't be a real thing. Odds on this being some kind of massive troll? I'd rather believe that she's yanking everyone's chains as opposed to the premise that there are women out there who are that insecure.
 
2012-09-03 06:42:56 AM
That's weird. I've always found that heartily tucking in to a nice, juicy rare steak with glee in front of the menfolk gets them excited...
 
2012-09-03 06:43:29 AM

RancidSorbet: Pfft... that's bullshiat. My husband had never had a good steak before we met. His family is from some horrible place where all steak is pan fried, well done, and smothered in some sort of sauce. I took him to a proper steakhouse and ordered him a medium rare ribeye. NOW he gets it.

Women who won't eat steak don't deserve the damn steak. Damn it.


That's how steak is cooked in my house
 
2012-09-03 06:44:34 AM

Dr.Zom: This will never work. No men? Who's going to pay for dinner?


dingdingding! there's a little reality.

if i knew back then what i know now it would be all hookers and happiness, and i'd have a crapload of money in the bank.
 
2012-09-03 06:45:25 AM
If they're trying to keep from being judged for what they're eating I think they've got it backwards. It seems to me that women judge each other's eating habits FAR more often than men do.

Also... do women really want to watch female Cirque du Soleil performers while eating steak? I can barely believe that someone thinks this is a good idea; this sounds like an overwrought mess whose clientele is a group that exists largely in the imagination of the self-conscious, out-of-touch celebrity who invented it.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is....

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-03 06:45:46 AM
That's not going to rake in any money.

If two women go there, then one will order the salad and the the other will order the steak.
They will nibble the shiat out of each others meal, drink buckets of cheap water and will stay for HOURS making damn sure no-one else gets to sit there.

But of course, the desserts might actually ensure a break even.
Just make sure there are so many delicious kinds, that they'll have to order two, so they can compare them.
 
mhd
2012-09-03 06:47:31 AM
So, public + steak = teh sadness, but salad + alone = unnatural glee?
 
2012-09-03 06:48:05 AM

Moonfisher: That's weird. I've always found that heartily tucking in to a nice, juicy rare steak with glee in front of the menfolk gets them excited...


No, that's called angry - we hope to get leftovers.
 
2012-09-03 06:49:36 AM
My wife was used to steak very well done before we met because her parents were overly paranoid about health concerns, but by slowly working on it (and having a meat thermometer to show her that yes it is done) I now have her accustomed to a nice medium
 
2012-09-03 06:51:48 AM
Wait what....

This is bats hit insane....who the hell gives a shiat about what their other half is eating in front of them? In fact in all honesty if a girl I was seeing ordered a 24oz Rump Steak, i would 100% high five her and probably make love to her there and then.


/is going to open a restaurant that just serves steak and allows you to penetrate your good lady over the table.
 
2012-09-03 06:54:44 AM

Public Savant: Moonfisher: That's weird. I've always found that heartily tucking in to a nice, juicy rare steak with glee in front of the menfolk gets them excited...

No, that's called angry - we hope to get leftovers.


lol, there is no such thing as "leftover steak".

/once demolished a 20oz porterhouse
 
2012-09-03 06:55:16 AM
I wonder if/how they'll celebrate steak and a blowjob day.
 
2012-09-03 06:55:20 AM

IBreakdance2NIN: Public Savant: Moonfisher: That's weird. I've always found that heartily tucking in to a nice, juicy rare steak with glee in front of the menfolk gets them excited...

No, that's called angry - we hope to get leftovers.

lol, there is no such thing as "leftover steak".

/once demolished a 20oz porterhouse


Oh, and it was rare.
 
2012-09-03 06:55:44 AM
Japanese chicks like it raw.

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2012-09-03 07:00:01 AM
Way back in the early 80's I was stationed at Ft. Hood, living off post with a friend and his 19 y/o wife. She was friends with all the young nubiles in the neighborhood, so there was an endless stream of 16-18 y/o girls at our apt. Every single one of them was mortified at the thought of a boy seeing them eat anything. Not just steak. A couple of years later when I met my wife, our first date was at a steak house as a sort of test to see if she subscribed to this silliness. She thought I was crazy when I explained the look on my face when she tore into her rib-eye with gusto. So, it's been around for a while.
 
2012-09-03 07:04:26 AM
Really, I'm the first?

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