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(CNN)   Vote Vermin Supreme in 2012 - He'll go back in time and kill baby Hitler with his bare hands   (cnn.com) divider line 54
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2012-09-02 08:46:29 PM
11 votes:
How many times do I have to tell you people, stop killing Hitler
2012-09-02 09:46:10 PM
7 votes:
A Vermin Supreme is just a regular vermin with tomatoes and sour cream.
2012-09-02 09:06:32 PM
7 votes:
www.lolbrary.com
2012-09-02 08:44:24 PM
7 votes:
Name sounds like a new Taco Bell burrito.
2012-09-02 08:51:45 PM
6 votes:

Snapper Carr: How many times do I have to tell you people, stop killing Hitler


oblig

imgs.xkcd.com
2012-09-02 08:45:54 PM
6 votes:
Everyone kills hitler their first time jump
2012-09-02 08:44:32 PM
6 votes:
Over the years, I'm sure I've unwittingly had more than one Vermin Supreme at Taco Bell.
2012-09-02 11:51:10 PM
4 votes:
According to the CNN article, he's part of the Pony Party and promises a free pony for all Americans.

i.imgur.com

Since that's a better-articulated platform than I've heard from anyone else so far this year, yeah, he's got my vote too.
2012-09-02 09:49:41 PM
4 votes:

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: A Vermin Supreme is just a regular vermin with tomatoes and sour cream.


And a Vermin Royale has cheese.
2012-09-02 10:28:54 PM
3 votes:

Rich Cream: I saw Vermin and immediately thought "wow, it's a yippie, freaking the man". And then I thought it would be cool to snag a screencap of that Simpsons episode where Homer puts on a tall striped top hat and grabs Bart and says something about going to freak the man.

There are no references on Google to the phrase "freak(ing) the man" or anything to do with a Simpsons episode.

So does that mean I imagined all of it? If it doesn't exist on Google it doesn't exist at all, right?

/Has it gotten to that point I rely on a website to define my reality?



images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Homer was a hippie freaking out squares.

Link 

/maybe Hitler was crazy and evil because as a child he was traumatized by a series of narrow escapes from time-travelling assassins
2012-09-02 08:45:21 PM
3 votes:
Dammit, Mr. Potatoass.
2012-09-03 12:59:56 AM
2 votes:
WE BUILT IT
i170.photobucket.com
BUT THEY DIDN'T COME
2012-09-02 09:14:05 PM
2 votes:
I'd go back in time to save Aeris.

/Real to me.
2012-09-02 09:01:28 PM
2 votes:
Well it's as factually accurate as Paul Ryan's speech, I say we give him a shot.
2012-09-02 09:00:59 PM
2 votes:
I have it on good authority that he is part of an unbroken line of succession dating back to the rule of Norton I.
2012-09-02 08:50:26 PM
2 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: Everyone kills hitler their first time jump


Why bother? If you've got a time machine, you can always get around to it later.
2012-09-02 07:48:48 PM
2 votes:

fusillade762: intent on disrupting the planned demonstration of another, the anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church

Why was the WBC there protesting? Doesn't the RNC hate gays enough?


My guess is, they were trolling the other protesters and trying to get one of the groups to do something stupid so they could sue.

That said, I bet it would hilarious to watch privileged hipster "anarchist" kids try to get organized well enough to disrupt WBC's protest. The resulting biatchfight would be worth the price of admission.
2012-09-02 07:37:20 PM
2 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com

This is what democracy looks like?


A man next to him started to warble "Over the Rainbow," and Vermin Supreme felt soothed.

For some reason I love this line SO much.
2012-09-03 02:59:03 AM
1 votes:
Finally, someone who will do something about the

4 CORNER

SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY

TIME CUBE
2012-09-03 02:36:51 AM
1 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: wildcardjack: andrewagill: Why does everyone seem to think that killing Hitler is the most likely way to prevent WWII? Germany was in a bad way at the end of WWI, and dolchstoßlegende was already blaming the Jews by 1919. If you killed Hitler as a kid, I'd be more surprised if there *weren't* still a WWII. The Holocaust might have been a much smaller pogrom, but it would probably still happen.

No, if you want to prevent WWII, you have to prevent (or at least radically alter the history of) WWI.

Save Archduke Ferdinand. It probably won't stop WWI, but it might delay it for a few years. We might not even recognize the war that it substitutes.

Everyone thinks about fixing things too close to the period of the event. Lot's of points in history you could drop a clue or vaccinate one person or, last option, kill someone.

FUN TURNING POINTS TO SCREW WITH!!! Drop off about 20 horses into one spot of the America's around 500CE.
Spread the idea of using cow pox to vaccinate Europeans before they visit the Americas.
Introduce glass making to China any time before 500CE (they perfected porcelain and stopped)
Sail around the Mediterranean with triangular sails around 400BCE and make 360 degree turns around square sail ships.
Teach the Romans how to make and use good saddles.
Commission Hitler to do his architectural paintings around the world instead of joining the army in WWI.
Install cameras around Jerusalem from 20CE to the destruction of the temple. Send in a forensic pathologist to verify certain deaths and, ahem, other events.

Okay, that last one is for me. There's lots of little places where tossing people a farking clue would have drastically changed history. Imagine if little things were changed long before the even of interest.

And if all else fails, send in a ringer. Replace leaders with deeply trained actors. This would be the course for situations involving people with high probability of being psychopaths.

/Waiting for my invite from the Council of Ouro ...


Head back to ancient Rome and transplant silphium to a few hundred spots strategically located all over the world.
2012-09-03 02:26:34 AM
1 votes:

CptnSpldng: Rich Cream: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: A Vermin Supreme is just a regular vermin with tomatoes and sour cream.

And a Vermin Royale has cheese.

How about Rat onna stick with Ketchup?


Can I have an underground rat burger instead... with ketchup of course.
2012-09-03 02:00:11 AM
1 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com

I didn't know they made shades for horses.
2012-09-03 01:54:38 AM
1 votes:

Brainsick: CptnSpldng: Rich Cream: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: A Vermin Supreme is just a regular vermin with tomatoes and sour cream.

And a Vermin Royale has cheese.

How about Rat onna stick with Ketchup?

Why is ketchup 5p?


You ever try to eat Rat w/o Ketchup?
2012-09-03 01:51:36 AM
1 votes:

Rich Cream: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: A Vermin Supreme is just a regular vermin with tomatoes and sour cream.

And a Vermin Royale has cheese.


How about Rat onna stick with Ketchup?
2012-09-03 01:34:45 AM
1 votes:

andrewagill: Why does everyone seem to think that killing Hitler is the most likely way to prevent WWII? Germany was in a bad way at the end of WWI, and dolchstoßlegende was already blaming the Jews by 1919. If you killed Hitler as a kid, I'd be more surprised if there *weren't* still a WWII. The Holocaust might have been a much smaller pogrom, but it would probably still happen.

No, if you want to prevent WWII, you have to prevent (or at least radically alter the history of) WWI.

Save Archduke Ferdinand. It probably won't stop WWI, but it might delay it for a few years. We might not even recognize the war that it substitutes.


Everyone thinks about fixing things too close to the period of the event. Lot's of points in history you could drop a clue or vaccinate one person or, last option, kill someone.

FUN TURNING POINTS TO SCREW WITH!!! Drop off about 20 horses into one spot of the America's around 500CE.
Spread the idea of using cow pox to vaccinate Europeans before they visit the Americas.
Introduce glass making to China any time before 500CE (they perfected porcelain and stopped)
Sail around the Mediterranean with triangular sails around 400BCE and make 360 degree turns around square sail ships.
Teach the Romans how to make and use good saddles.
Commission Hitler to do his architectural paintings around the world instead of joining the army in WWI.
Install cameras around Jerusalem from 20CE to the destruction of the temple. Send in a forensic pathologist to verify certain deaths and, ahem, other events.

Okay, that last one is for me. There's lots of little places where tossing people a farking clue would have drastically changed history. Imagine if little things were changed long before the even of interest.

And if all else fails, send in a ringer. Replace leaders with deeply trained actors. This would be the course for situations involving people with high probability of being psychopaths.

/Waiting for my invite from the Council of Ouroboros
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-09-03 12:54:24 AM
1 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com

"We Built It".
2012-09-03 12:52:30 AM
1 votes:

andrewagill: Save Archduke Ferdinand. It probably won't stop WWI, but it might delay it for a few years. We might not even recognize the war that it substitutes.


upload.wikimedia.org
"Yes, dear child, you like to sit on Uncle Ferdie's lap? Now move your hand back and forth, gentle now, mmhmmm...."

upload.wikimedia.org
"Oh, Rebecca! Your Uncle Ferdie's codpiece needs adjusting once more!"

blog.easytobook.com
"Oh, dear child, your hands must be freezing! Come warm them in Uncle Ferdie's special fur-lined hand warmer!"

www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk
"Hey, Governor, nice place you got here! Say, I hear you have a daughter..."
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polymerwebinars.com
"So, we're going to go back in time and save - "
"You know what? Never mind."
"Yeah, I'm thinking World War I wasn't that terrible..."
2012-09-03 12:30:31 AM
1 votes:
Wow, no one has linked his 2008 presidential debate video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE
2012-09-03 12:28:08 AM
1 votes:

Bhruic: I know this was the south and all, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that most of the people who saw them probably were able to read the rather large "Police" label on their shields.


www.theblaze.com
"In all honesty, they may have been a bit distracted..."
2012-09-02 11:57:24 PM
1 votes:
Man is arrested for protesting while wearing a rubber wader on his head. And yet, he is marginally less insane than the Republicans he is protesting. That's pretty farking sad.

/Voted Vermin Supreme in the Primaries
//Was one of 131 in SC to do so
///Saddened it wasn't more
////Scared it was as many as it was
//Slashies, for the hell of it.
2012-09-02 10:57:30 PM
1 votes:

ModernLuddite: When did the Tampa Police get desert combat uniforms?

//And horse armour?


It came with the DLC.
2012-09-02 10:16:38 PM
1 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: Everyone kills hitler their first time jump


venturefans.org

I can't kill Hitler! I love him!
2012-09-02 10:08:43 PM
1 votes:

Sofa King Smart: QFA:
"There has been a shift toward a criminalization of dissent that is a real problem."


www.shamusyoung.com


/From my cold, dead hands...
2012-09-02 09:53:44 PM
1 votes:
images.wikia.com

Pictured: Vermin Supreme
2012-09-02 09:44:13 PM
1 votes:
I got it! His name is an anagram of Nerve Sperm I Mu. That explains EVerything!
2012-09-02 09:43:00 PM
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: How many times do I have to tell you people, stop killing Hitler


Awesome. Bookmarked.
2012-09-02 09:41:04 PM
1 votes:
I saw Vermin and immediately thought "wow, it's a yippie, freaking the man". And then I thought it would be cool to snag a screencap of that Simpsons episode where Homer puts on a tall striped top hat and grabs Bart and says something about going to freak the man.

There are no references on Google to the phrase "freak(ing) the man" or anything to do with a Simpsons episode.

So does that mean I imagined all of it? If it doesn't exist on Google it doesn't exist at all, right?

/Has it gotten to that point I rely on a website to define my reality?
2012-09-02 09:39:14 PM
1 votes:
Wasn't that the guy in the snake costume from the old GI Joe cartoon who always yelled "THIS I COMMAND!"?
2012-09-02 09:20:36 PM
1 votes:
2012-09-02 09:17:55 PM
1 votes:

AKTurkey: Free speech zone

*shudders*


Yep. Every now and then I start missing the Bill of Rights, but then I go back to eating bacon-wrapped-Doritos and watching Jersey Shore and everything seems right with the world again.
2012-09-02 09:05:10 PM
1 votes:
Is he friends with King Vermin?
2012-09-02 09:04:09 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x427]

This is what democracy looks like?


A man next to him started to warble "Over the Rainbow," and Vermin Supreme felt soothed.

For some reason I love this line SO much.


No.. THIS is Democracy
static5.businessinsider.com
2012-09-02 09:02:34 PM
1 votes:

Britney Spear's Speculum: I don't think that's a good idea. Many of us are baby boomers or children of baby boomers. We likely wouldn't exist if baby Hitler was killed.


Even if our parents were born before then, there's no guarantee they would have met.
2012-09-02 08:59:52 PM
1 votes:
I think I might vote for him. He can't do any worse than any of the other idiots running for president.
2012-09-02 08:57:11 PM
1 votes:
I don't think that's a good idea. Many of us are baby boomers or children of baby boomers. We likely wouldn't exist if baby Hitler was killed.
2012-09-02 08:55:41 PM
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: How many times do I have to tell you people, stop killing Hitler


I was hoping someone would post that.
2012-09-02 08:53:15 PM
1 votes:
Er.. I'm sure 10 replies already skipped my grammar error but.

they're*
2012-09-02 08:52:30 PM
1 votes:
Why is the military policing protesters? Oh wait their cops just dressed like military.. That makes it ok and we have no police state..
2012-09-02 08:51:46 PM
1 votes:
If you heard his speaking voice you'd swear it was Harry Shearer.
2012-09-02 08:51:05 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: intent on disrupting the planned demonstration of another, the anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church

Why was the WBC there protesting? Doesn't the RNC hate gays enough?


Cue up the dumbasses telling us how the WBC wingnuts are really democrats so obviously we're hypocrites for hating on them so much.
2012-09-02 08:47:59 PM
1 votes:

Duke_leto_Atredes: Everyone kills hitler their first time jump


Nah. Took the Doctor almost 50 years to do it. Or hundreds, depending on how you look at it.
2012-09-02 08:44:43 PM
1 votes:
Wasn't there a thread about time traveling to kill baby Hitler last week?
2012-09-02 08:43:26 PM
1 votes:
His mother voted for him once.

ONCE!
2012-09-02 07:43:08 PM
1 votes:
intent on disrupting the planned demonstration of another, the anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church

Why was the WBC there protesting? Doesn't the RNC hate gays enough?
 
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